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by Sonitusia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:33 pm
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Mirakai » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:34 pm
Sonitusia wrote:Who wants to join an rp where your favorite tank/plane/gun/other military stuff is now an anthropomorphized girl who has to save the world from underground horrors, terrorists, and aliens?
by Sindrya » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:35 pm
by Charlia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:36 pm
Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.
All cause I brought up that topic.
*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.
*takes notes*
Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
- Do not make eye contact.
- Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
- Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
- Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
- Do not hold hands.
- Seriously, just do nothing.
- Better yet, just avoid girls at all.
*closes notebook*
Thanks Mira.
by Sonitusia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:37 pm
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Empire of Donner land » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:37 pm
Charlia wrote:Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.
All cause I brought up that topic.
*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.
*takes notes*
Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
- Do not make eye contact.
- Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
- Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
- Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
- Do not hold hands.
- Seriously, just do nothing.
- Better yet, just avoid girls at all.
*closes notebook*
Thanks Mira.
And the world becomes a safer place, one boy at a time.
The Collected Entries Of Me In A Nutshell
"Donner: A chill guy who has no chill" - Esgonia
"Everything is wrong. Everything" - URA
by Shyluz » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:38 pm
Charlia wrote:Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.
All cause I brought up that topic.
*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.
*takes notes*
Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
- Do not make eye contact.
- Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
- Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
- Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
- Do not hold hands.
- Seriously, just do nothing.
- Better yet, just avoid girls at all.
*closes notebook*
Thanks Mira.
And the world becomes a safer place, one boy at a time.
by Mirakai » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:39 pm
Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.
All cause I brought up that topic.
*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.
*takes notes*
Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
- Do not make eye contact.
- Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
- Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
- Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
- Do not hold hands.
- Seriously, just do nothing.
- Better yet, just avoid girls at all.
*closes notebook*
Thanks Mira.
by Empire of Donner land » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:40 pm
The Collected Entries Of Me In A Nutshell
"Donner: A chill guy who has no chill" - Esgonia
"Everything is wrong. Everything" - URA
by Shyluz » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:42 pm
Charlia wrote:...Possibly, I suppose?Shyluz wrote:
Isn't that technically both sexism against guys, and heterophobia on your part Charli?
Edit-- Sorry Don.
I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)
As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.
by Empire of Donner land » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:43 pm
Charlia wrote:...Possibly, I suppose?Shyluz wrote:
Isn't that technically both sexism against guys, and heterophobia on your part Charli?
Edit-- Sorry Don.
I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)
As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.
The Collected Entries Of Me In A Nutshell
"Donner: A chill guy who has no chill" - Esgonia
"Everything is wrong. Everything" - URA
by Luminesa » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:44 pm
Mirakai wrote:Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.
All cause I brought up that topic.
*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.
*takes notes*
Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
- Do not make eye contact.
- Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
- Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
- Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
- Do not hold hands.
- Seriously, just do nothing.
- Better yet, just avoid girls at all.
*closes notebook*
Thanks Mira.
Wanna know the real kicker?
I'm a guy...
by Charlia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:45 pm
Empire of Donner land wrote:Charlia wrote:...Possibly, I suppose?
I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)
As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.
Charlia, you're a good writer with tons of potential and I had a wonderful time in EHEG with you. But that is some of the worst stuff I've ever heard you say.
Note to self: Do not jest when you're tired, it comes out badly and people take you seriously. Or maybe just don't joke at all...Shyluz wrote:Charlia wrote:...Possibly, I suppose?
I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)
As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.
Charli, I have two rules-- a.) Never, ever enforce your beliefs on other people, which you just did. b.) Don't be a dick. Which you have yet to break. Count this as Strike One.
by Empire of Donner land » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:45 pm
The Collected Entries Of Me In A Nutshell
"Donner: A chill guy who has no chill" - Esgonia
"Everything is wrong. Everything" - URA
by Sonitusia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:46 pm
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by New Neros » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:47 pm
Charlia wrote:Empire of Donner land wrote:Charlia, you're a good writer with tons of potential and I had a wonderful time in EHEG with you. But that is some of the worst stuff I've ever heard you say.Note to self: Do not jest when you're tired, it comes out badly and people take you seriously.Shyluz wrote:
Charli, I have two rules-- a.) Never, ever enforce your beliefs on other people, which you just did. b.) Don't be a dick. Which you have yet to break. Count this as Strike One.
Reploid Productions wrote:I have had to read a lot of erotic RP telegrams in the past four months and it does all start to run together into one giant mass of penises, vaginas, breasts, tentacles, dildos, bodily fluids and so on.
by Empire of Donner land » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:50 pm
Sonitusia wrote:I just have to make an OOC and find a kickass picture for the RP, which'll probably be up on Monday.
Going to need a Co-Op with vast knowledge on military tech, mostly planes due to my low knowledge on the subject.
The Collected Entries Of Me In A Nutshell
"Donner: A chill guy who has no chill" - Esgonia
"Everything is wrong. Everything" - URA
by Imperial--japan » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:50 pm
by Sonitusia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:50 pm
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by New Neros » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:54 pm
Imperial--japan wrote:In today's DnD session:
I failed all my persuasion and deception checks, despite having expertise. So now I'm in the middle of a 30 man mercenary camp who seem to now disbelieve my almost flawless disguise. Only option is to pull some shit out my ass, or offer my surrender in hopes the mercenary leader will accept it. Fucking dice man.
Reploid Productions wrote:I have had to read a lot of erotic RP telegrams in the past four months and it does all start to run together into one giant mass of penises, vaginas, breasts, tentacles, dildos, bodily fluids and so on.
by Sindrya » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:55 pm
Mirakai wrote:Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.
All cause I brought up that topic.
*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.
*takes notes*
Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
- Do not make eye contact.
- Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
- Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
- Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
- Do not hold hands.
- Seriously, just do nothing.
- Better yet, just avoid girls at all.
*closes notebook*
Thanks Mira.
Wanna know the real kicker?
I'm a guy...
by Empire of Donner land » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:58 pm
The Collected Entries Of Me In A Nutshell
"Donner: A chill guy who has no chill" - Esgonia
"Everything is wrong. Everything" - URA
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