The Council of the Multiverse II (P2TM RP Group)

[The Templar High Council]

Playing Trove on Steam, and it's surprisingly fun for a game that has you spend half your time mining, and the other half battling low level monsters that keep annoying you. It's basically Minecraft without creepers and PvP.

I installed that, but haven't played it yet.

[New Neros]

Playing Trove on Steam, and it's surprisingly fun for a game that has you spend half your time mining, and the other half battling low level monsters that keep annoying you. It's basically Minecraft without creepers and PvP.

I installed that, but haven't played it yet.

My experience with Steam summed up:

[New Jordslag]

Playing Trove on Steam, and it's surprisingly fun for a game that has you spend half your time mining, and the other half battling low level monsters that keep annoying you. It's basically Minecraft without creepers and PvP.

I installed that, but haven't played it yet.

You have to. You can play as a Human who can turn into a Dragon, and you can ride on a Horse. While being bigger than it.

There are many other classes, but no matter what, don't pick Neon Ninja. It is just... the worst. It has it's good parts, but it can't do all that much without a party to support it. If you do pick it, expect to die a lot.

[Ulvenes]

I played Ruse on PC and Ruse on 360, the AI on the PC are considerably more stupid than on the 360.

PC Mustard Race!~

[Ulvenes]

Tfw you try to get Steam to load a game, it gets to 99%, then says Steam servers are busy.

#PCMustardRace

[The GAmeTopians]

Wassup, CoM?
GAme here. Back from a meetup that had no internet and going on an 8 day road trip on Saturday.

[New Jordslag]

Tfw you try to get Steam to load a game, it gets to 99%, then says Steam servers are busy.

#PCMustardRace

Happens all the time.

Ah, PC. We aren't angry, just very, very disappointed.

[Empire of Donner land]

Tfw you try to get Steam to load a game, it gets to 99%, then says Steam servers are busy.

#PCMustardRace

Happens all the time.

Ah, PC. We aren't angry, just very, very disappointed.

We are disapoint in PC. Why are you millions times more powerful than the moon lander when you can be trillions.

[Achidyemay]

Happens all the time.

Ah, PC. We aren't angry, just very, very disappointed.

We are disapoint in PC. Why are you millions times more powerful than the moon lander when you can be trillions.

It's a conspiracy!

[The Tophat Empire]

An Application? I could've sworn there was one up, well, just let me help you then. Rob, look away.

1. Have you, your family, or anyone you know ever been to, lived in, flown over, or otherwise been in contact with the moon or its governmental body?

2. Do gold fish really smile back, or is it a reflex?

3. Do you or anyone you know have respect for the Kaiser? List the names in reverse chronological order in Cyrillic, please.

4. If all Gats have seen Lats, but none have seen a Mar, even though all Lats have secretly been Mars, then what is the probability that Uranus is involved in Ram culture?

5. if magic were real, is it more or less likely that we'd have invented the robot already?

6 What's the over-under that the unicorns and dragons killed each other off during the middle ages in a centuries old conflict? In terms of love songs, please.

7. If the entire universe was taken over by a remarkably tall dude, would it stand to reason that his greatest enemy is a fiery Governess?

8. What's your opinion of Random Humor? Keep in mind that the correct answer is "Chicken."

9. Can you be a pirate in an urban situation?

10. Is it really that hard to get along with Zed?

Okay, this seems really cool. I like how this is clearly a very detailed and well-worked world you've built, the lore is very nice. I also like how it is also fairly open-world, which always is something that I like. My only problem is that I don't quite understand how the revolutionaries, even with mass arms, could take on the Tophat Empire, which so easily dominated in the past. I feel like instead of directly and violently trying to reclaim their home by force, especially with civilians in the city, who may still support the Tophat, that a less conspicuous plan would work. Like spreading the dissension and growing the rebellion more and maybe working themselves into higher commands and, you know, more cloak-and-dagger. But that's just me.

And, now that I think about it, that advice totally changes the course you probably intended for that RP. So, it may not work too well....
Anyways, you have more experience than me actually, so these are just my lowly and humble suggestions. Or suggestion more like. If you need help with anything in particular though, I have a habit of putting too much effort into things!

1. Yes, i am in reality a member of the council of lizards that rule the moon from out base on Mars

2. definitely a reflex, goldfishes are assholes that are plotting to kill us

3. I am afraid not so

4. around 66.6%

5. hard question, i have to go with.... Maybe

6. "Start a fire" by ryan star

7. one would think so

8. KFC

9. *closes bittorrent* "No, not at all"

10. Is teemo a druggie?

But to answer your questions; the revolutionaries have spread to the ranks of the governmental body, most of the old government was given new positions after Trallarn was turned over to the Tophat Empire, a move to try and ease the general populous into the culture and society of the Empire slowly, and in a "natural" way. this is what will back fire, as parts of the new government(that where also a part of the old) was to hold more power(the empire is very centralised)

So one could say that they have been cloak and dagger-ing for a while, and are now ready to try and re-take the planet, after all; Central Command only know what they receive new about, and as long as the revolutionaries manages to keep the empire unaware of the situation until they can secure the city, they can use it as a bastion(the empire have been upgrading the defences of Trallarn Prime, as it is on the very edge of Tophat Empire space )

I mostly want help to improve the introduction, and answer any question that you all may have, so i can include it in the OP once it goes live

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Interesting. What sort of roles could be given? Would an Tophat loyal infiltrator type character be permitted?

It is pretty opened ended, the only things i will not allow(on top of my head that is) are things like "random secrete order of bollocks that wants to control the world", As long as you can justify it, i will probably allow it, and in your specific case; Yes, it would be premitted

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Also, are humans the only race? I thought I saw something about there being three races, but that may have been my imagination. And what is the difference in the Castes? Who does what?

No, while trallarn as a whole have a large majority species of something(i have yet to decide), the empire it self mostly consists of Tau, a race of blue skinned, 2.5m tall humanoids(More info to come once that factbook is done) but they exercise no kind of discrimination(Unless there are a very good reason) so all species(almost) will be allowed.

If you have more suggestion, comments, question, whatever, just raise them and i will addresse them best i can

[The Tophat Empire]

Also, forgot to put this in my other post, but the casts are as follows
Fio - Earth Caste = Artisans, builders, this is the most plentiful caste, and can be considered a more "Civilian caste"
Kor - Air Caste = Doctors, scientists, and inventors(the Air caste make shit up, the Earht caste makes this shit a realty)
Por - Water Caste = traders, merchants, public servants, bureaucrats, administrators, diplomats, and ambassadors
Shas - Fire caste = warriors, both on the ground, air and in space

Your caste is decided on your 20th year of living, when you have completed the 2 year long basic military training

[Lavan Tiri]

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SHOULD BE READ IN ALAN RICKMANS VOICE.

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPY

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Concept: A group of mercenaries/pirates and their sentient ship do stuff.
Genre(s): Dark Fantasy.
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character.
Detailed Description: Hoo boy. This is where shit gets fucked-up.

So basically, there's a crew of mercenary pirates, and their ship, the Ironheart, which is sentient. They travel the Abyssal Sea, which is the space between the Eight Worlds, and fight off the monstrosities that live within. They also take mercenary contracts from various employers throughout the Worlds, in return for exorbitant sums of money.

This story takes place shortly after the captain takes a very unusual contract, and will have all the things y'all hate about a LavanTech™ RP: Explosions, double entendres, Eldritch Abominations, and more explosions.

And, just to annoy Twinky, elves that aren't Mary Sues.

[Mirakai]

Well, I thought I wouldn't have a computer with internet access for the week, but I guess I was wrong...

[New Rob Halfordia]

Hello there, i did not see a application to join this place in the OP(i might just be blind)
but i want some eyes to read the intro to a RP i have in the pipe line, so i´ll just do that, if i need to make a app before, just say so and i will fix that with due haste

An Application? I could've sworn there was one up, well, just let me help you then. Rob, look away.

1. Have you, your family, or anyone you know ever been to, lived in, flown over, or otherwise been in contact with the moon or its governmental body?

2. Do gold fish really smile back, or is it a reflex?

3. Do you or anyone you know have respect for the Kaiser? List the names in reverse chronological order in Cyrillic, please.

4. If all Gats have seen Lats, but none have seen a Mar, even though all Lats have secretly been Mars, then what is the probability that Uranus is involved in Ram culture?

5. if magic were real, is it more or less likely that we'd have invented the robot already?

6 What's the over-under that the unicorns and dragons killed each other off during the middle ages in a centuries old conflict? In terms of love songs, please.

7. If the entire universe was taken over by a remarkably tall dude, would it stand to reason that his greatest enemy is a fiery Governess?

8. What's your opinion of Random Humor? Keep in mind that the correct answer is "Chicken."

9. Can you be a pirate in an urban situation?

10. Is it really that hard to get along with Zed?

*ahem*

1. Fuck you.

2. Fuck you.

3. Fuck you.

4. Fuck you.

5. Fuck you.

6. Fuck you.

7. Fuck you.

8. Fuck you.

9. Fuck you.

10. Fuck you.

[Finland SSR]

An Application? I could've sworn there was one up, well, just let me help you then. Rob, look away.

1. Have you, your family, or anyone you know ever been to, lived in, flown over, or otherwise been in contact with the moon or its governmental body?

2. Do gold fish really smile back, or is it a reflex?

3. Do you or anyone you know have respect for the Kaiser? List the names in reverse chronological order in Cyrillic, please.

4. If all Gats have seen Lats, but none have seen a Mar, even though all Lats have secretly been Mars, then what is the probability that Uranus is involved in Ram culture?

5. if magic were real, is it more or less likely that we'd have invented the robot already?

6 What's the over-under that the unicorns and dragons killed each other off during the middle ages in a centuries old conflict? In terms of love songs, please.

7. If the entire universe was taken over by a remarkably tall dude, would it stand to reason that his greatest enemy is a fiery Governess?

8. What's your opinion of Random Humor? Keep in mind that the correct answer is "Chicken."

9. Can you be a pirate in an urban situation?

10. Is it really that hard to get along with Zed?

*ahem*

1. Fuck you.

2. Fuck you.

3. Fuck you.

4. Fuck you.

5. Fuck you.

6. Fuck you.

7. Fuck you.

8. Fuck you.

9. Fuck you.

10. Fuck you.

By finishing this test you have supported the poor test-makers so they can make more tests in the future.

We already deducted 50 attention dollars from your bank account, thank you.

[New Rob Halfordia]

*ahem*

1. Fuck you.

2. Fuck you.

3. Fuck you.

4. Fuck you.

5. Fuck you.

6. Fuck you.

7. Fuck you.

8. Fuck you.

9. Fuck you.

10. Fuck you.

By finishing this test you have supported the poor test-makers so they can make more tests in the future.

We already deducted 50 attention dollars from your bank account, thank you.

They're never gonna stop the lolsorandom bullshit. It will always exist as long as there are 13-15 year olds.

[Ghondra]

So why is there a second discussion thread? Did we hit a limit or something?

[Ulvenes]

So why is there a second discussion thread? Did we hit a limit or something?

We were about to hit the 500 page limit, so yeah.

[New Jordslag]

So why is there a second discussion thread? Did we hit a limit or something?

Yeah, we nearly hit the 500 page limit, and Temp decided to close it early on Page 498 to avoid losing people.

How're ya doing, Ghondie?

[Achidyemay]

By finishing this test you have supported the poor test-makers so they can make more tests in the future.

We already deducted 50 attention dollars from your bank account, thank you.

They're never gonna stop the lolsorandom bullshit. It will always exist as long as there are 13-15 year olds.

Firstly, I told you to look away.
Secondly, I'm as old as you (I think)
So I wont even hear it! *wailing solo guitar*

Also, forgot to put this in my other post, but the casts are as follows
Fio - Earth Caste = Artisans, builders, this is the most plentiful caste, and can be considered a more "Civilian caste"
Kor - Air Caste = Doctors, scientists, and inventors(the Air caste make shit up, the Earht caste makes this shit a realty)
Por - Water Caste = traders, merchants, public servants, bureaucrats, administrators, diplomats, and ambassadors
Shas - Fire caste = warriors, both on the ground, air and in space

Your caste is decided on your 20th year of living, when you have completed the 2 year long basic military training

See this is sort of what I thought it would be (if it wasn't a stacking caste), in fact your RP reminds me of a different RP I remember reading forever ago. I'll try to find it if you like, but I'm unsure of where to look tbh.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SHOULD BE READ IN ALAN RICKMANS VOICE.

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPY

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Concept: A group of mercenaries/pirates and their sentient ship do stuff.
Genre(s): Dark Fantasy.
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character.
Detailed Description: Hoo boy. This is where shit gets fucked-up.

So basically, there's a crew of mercenary pirates, and their ship, the Ironheart, which is sentient. They travel the Abyssal Sea, which is the space between the Eight Worlds, and fight off the monstrosities that live within. They also take mercenary contracts from various employers throughout the Worlds, in return for exorbitant sums of money.

This story takes place shortly after the captain takes a very unusual contract, and will have all the things y'all hate about a LavanTech™ RP: Explosions, double entendres, Eldritch Abominations, and more explosions.

And, just to annoy Twinky, elves that aren't Mary Sues.

You bastard you, will you ever have an RP that gets off the first IC page before you start another?
I'd actually be interested in co-oping this, I haz many experience in pirating!

[Achidyemay]

I have just now realized that I have become too helpful. What I mean is that I have nothing eating up my time. So, and entirely hypocritically so, I have decided ta launch some RPs that I thought of while I was making H.O.M.E.L.E.S.S., which probably points to their absolute insanity. Either way, I stand by my principles of never making a conventional RP and I do my principles proud!

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: Behind the facade of a postcard-perfect subdivision live a community of Mary Sues whose lives are anything but idyllic.
Genre(s): Over-Dramatic Cereal Drama
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: "Rodrigo! No!" She clutches her breast as she reaches over the back of her couch in her sumptuous Red Satin dress that just deserves to be upper-cased and frames her perfectly done makeup that is now being molested by a single tear. "I can't bare to live without you another second!"
"I'm just going out to get the groceries" Comes the nonchalant reply. Despite his tone, he is extremely handsome, with perfectly done hair, deep brown eyes, and a pressed white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up to reveal strong arms and unbuttoned at the top demonstrating his glistening chest.
"Oh, but what would my husband say? What would the neighborhood say, go! Go! Before Alejandro comes back."
At this he stops.
"Alejandro? First your husband, and then me, and then you think it is okay to go with Alejandro? He isn't even as good looking as me! I leave you woman!"
"NO!" She cries. watching as the door slams shut. She opens a bottle of Merlot and sighs into it. "But he has a better job, and got me a ring..."
Just then, there was a knock at the door, and she got up, redoing her perfect makeup in a second and answering the door with a faultless smile. It was Becky, who was also smiling. What does this slut want now? She thought.

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Alright, for those of you still wanting to correct me, I meant "Cereal Drama". This is to highlight the over-the-top, cheesy, and otherwise just terrible writing that I expect to happen. There is no room for realism. So what this is was sort of already covered, it's a soap opera, a story, something you would think of when you hear "Latino Drama" mixed with The Desperate Housewives and directed by a rather naughty Hallmark Director. It's set in modern times, with modern technology. The only thing that is actually miraculous is how someone always seems to walk in at the wrong time. It's set in a standard gated community. The driving force of this RP hopefully will just be a natural result of the melodrama with characters interviewing characters they think has slept with their spouse, characters trying to sleep with their spouse, characters trying to make money, or disguise gifts, or keep up appearances. And I want to keep my grubby OP fingers out as much as possible and instead reverse the idea of OP-Player relations. Sure I'll give the general idea for the first episode (it'll be episodic, btw), but my main thing will actually be with the characters. In order to prevent diversity and originality, which could interfere with the idea of cheesiness, I'll be drafting 30 characters that make up the community and one of which you choose. It'll be basic, so you can add some things or clarify on others and flex your creative muscles in a way. My hopes for this is that it becomes an over-zealous, passion that people take one look at and go WTF! then take another look and go, okay, maybe everyone here is a noob, then look at the quality individuals who actually wrote this drivel and then start to laugh. It's a long process. For the longest time we've sat there and watched and laughed at Hetfordian Air Stairs, now is the time to join one on purpose and let your inner melodramatic teenage girl out!

Achidyemay and its affiliates are not responsible for any anger or heartache involving the stereotyping of any group of people, specifically the fairer sex. Achidyemay and its affiliates do not condone sexism and some of their best friends are women.

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RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: McDonald's hosts the UN and everyone tries to kill each other.
Genre(s): Political Comedy, Hunger Games
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: In early 2016, Steve Easterbrook, a year after taking his position as CEO of McDonald's, really wanted to do something noteworthy. Usually, when a CEO wants to do something noteworthy with their position it involves making their company profitable. But with McDonald's already more common than all of Christianity, Mr. Easterbrook found it hard to really stand out. This lead him to a realization that selling six billion hamburgers a day was really nothing and he created a new goal for all of the CEOs that get to the point of owning an ultra-successful business, solving a world problem. Now, World Hunger may seem like the way to go, but Mr. Easterbrook didn't get to his position by thinking logically, so he decided that World Peace was more likely to succeed, considering that their mascot was a pedophile clown from the seventies; It made sense, It made sense!

With this goal in mind he planned on creating a luxury resort, housing all of the world's leaders, not their diplomats or their people, and forcing them to figure out a plan for world peace that they could unanimously agree on. He wanted the choice to be random, so he chucked a dart at a globe. Water, he threw again, Water. This continued for a while until he decided to try a map instead. His first throw was a direct bulls-eye, which on most standard flat maps means that he hit the Sahara desert in Africa in the South-Eastern tip of Algeria. Perfect. What happened was a twenty floor tower surrounded by literally nothing, parts flown in on the newly created McDonald's Fleet, made up of cargo zeppelins. Then every country's leader was asked to come, and if they didn't then McDonald's would threaten them, which they could do. With the promise of world peace, there was a lot of pressure among the citizens as well. The security was naturally, unnaturally tight. It was probably the only place in the world where the wrenches, candlesticks, and ropes were all nailed down, free of lead piping, with the nearest guns or knives in the city of Djanet, over 100 miles away. Plus, there are almost two dozen, unarmed, yet burly and un-bribe-able guards on every floor to keep them from starting WW3. But, they can't be everywhere at once.

The idea of the RP is to give the Players the opportunity to play as any famous political figure, or leader, in an over-the-top performance that is in every way satirical as you realize that the quickest way to world domination is too kill all of the other leaders, forcing a Hunger Games situation on the likes of Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, Pope Francis, Angela Merkel, the Dalai Lama, Kim Jong-un, Benjamin Netanyahu, and many more. And just to keep the supreme leaders equal to everyone else: Everyone is equal in strength to 1.25 Sarah Palins.

or

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: Epic Toy Story
Genre(s): Epic Toy Story
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: Toy Story meets Game of Thrones.

[The GAmeTopians]

I have just now realized that I have become too helpful. What I mean is that I have nothing eating up my time. So, and entirely hypocritically so, I have decided ta launch some RPs that I thought of while I was making H.O.M.E.L.E.S.S., which probably points to their absolute insanity. Either way, I stand by my principles of never making a conventional RP and I do my principles proud!

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: Behind the facade of a postcard-perfect subdivision live a community of Mary Sues whose lives are anything but idyllic.
Genre(s): Over-Dramatic Cereal Drama
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: "Rodrigo! No!" She clutches her breast as she reaches over the back of her couch in her sumptuous Red Satin dress that just deserves to be upper-cased and frames her perfectly done makeup that is now being molested by a single tear. "I can't bare to live without you another second!"
"I'm just going out to get the groceries" Comes the nonchalant reply. Despite his tone, he is extremely handsome, with perfectly done hair, deep brown eyes, and a pressed white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up to reveal strong arms and unbuttoned at the top demonstrating his glistening chest.
"Oh, but what would my husband say? What would the neighborhood say, go! Go! Before Alejandro comes back."
At this he stops.
"Alejandro? First your husband, and then me, and then you think it is okay to go with Alejandro? He isn't even as good looking as me! I leave you woman!"
"NO!" She cries. watching as the door slams shut. She opens a bottle of Merlot and sighs into it. "But he has a better job, and got me a ring..."
Just then, there was a knock at the door, and she got up, redoing her perfect makeup in a second and answering the door with a faultless smile. It was Becky, who was also smiling. What does this slut want now? She thought.

---

Alright, for those of you still wanting to correct me, I meant "Cereal Drama". This is to highlight the over-the-top, cheesy, and otherwise just terrible writing that I expect to happen. There is no room for realism. So what this is was sort of already covered, it's a soap opera, a story, something you would think of when you hear "Latino Drama" mixed with The Desperate Housewives and directed by a rather naughty Hallmark Director. It's set in modern times, with modern technology. The only thing that is actually miraculous is how someone always seems to walk in at the wrong time. It's set in a standard gated community. The driving force of this RP hopefully will just be a natural result of the melodrama with characters interviewing characters they think has slept with their spouse, characters trying to sleep with their spouse, characters trying to make money, or disguise gifts, or keep up appearances. And I want to keep my grubby OP fingers out as much as possible and instead reverse the idea of OP-Player relations. Sure I'll give the general idea for the first episode (it'll be episodic, btw), but my main thing will actually be with the characters. In order to prevent diversity and originality, which could interfere with the idea of cheesiness, I'll be drafting 30 characters that make up the community and one of which you choose. It'll be basic, so you can add some things or clarify on others and flex your creative muscles in a way. My hopes for this is that it becomes an over-zealous, passion that people take one look at and go WTF! then take another look and go, okay, maybe everyone here is a noob, then look at the quality individuals who actually wrote this drivel and then start to laugh. It's a long process. For the longest time we've sat there and watched and laughed at Hetfordian Air Stairs, now is the time to join one on purpose and let your inner melodramatic teenage girl out!

Achidyemay and its affiliates are not responsible for any anger or heartache involving the stereotyping of any group of people, specifically the fairer sex. Achidyemay and its affiliates do not condone sexism and some of their best friends are women.

or

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: McDonald's hosts the UN and everyone tries to kill each other.
Genre(s): Political Comedy, Hunger Games
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: In early 2016, Steve Easterbrook, a year after taking his position as CEO of McDonald's, really wanted to do something noteworthy. Usually, when a CEO wants to do something noteworthy with their position it involves making their company profitable. But with McDonald's already more common than all of Christianity, Mr. Easterbrook found it hard to really stand out. This lead him to a realization that selling six billion hamburgers a day was really nothing and he created a new goal for all of the CEOs that get to the point of owning an ultra-successful business, solving a world problem. Now, World Hunger may seem like the way to go, but Mr. Easterbrook didn't get to his position by thinking logically, so he decided that World Peace was more likely to succeed, considering that their mascot was a pedophile clown from the seventies; It made sense, It made sense!

With this goal in mind he planned on creating a luxury resort, housing all of the world's leaders, not their diplomats or their people, and forcing them to figure out a plan for world peace that they could unanimously agree on. He wanted the choice to be random, so he chucked a dart at a globe. Water, he threw again, Water. This continued for a while until he decided to try a map instead. His first throw was a direct bulls-eye, which on most standard flat maps means that he hit the Sahara desert in Africa in the South-Eastern tip of Algeria. Perfect. What happened was a twenty floor tower surrounded by literally nothing, parts flown in on the newly created McDonald's Fleet, made up of cargo zeppelins. Then every country's leader was asked to come, and if they didn't then McDonald's would threaten them, which they could do. With the promise of world peace, there was a lot of pressure among the citizens as well. The security was naturally, unnaturally tight. It was probably the only place in the world where the wrenches, candlesticks, and ropes were all nailed down, free of lead piping, with the nearest guns or knives in the city of Djanet, over 100 miles away. Plus, there are almost two dozen, unarmed, yet burly and un-bribe-able guards on every floor to keep them from starting WW3. But, they can't be everywhere at once.

The idea of the RP is to give the Players the opportunity to play as any famous political figure, or leader, in an over-the-top performance that is in every way satirical as you realize that the quickest way to world domination is too kill all of the other leaders, forcing a Hunger Games situation on the likes of Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, Pope Francis, Angela Merkel, the Dalai Lama, Kim Jong-un, Benjamin Netanyahu, and many more. And just to keep the supreme leaders equal to everyone else: Everyone is equal in strength to 1.25 Sarah Palins.

or

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: Epic Toy Story
Genre(s): Epic Toy Story
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: Toy Story meets Game of Thrones.

All I can say is:
The second one = weird as hell.

[Mirakai]

I have just now realized that I have become too helpful. What I mean is that I have nothing eating up my time. So, and entirely hypocritically so, I have decided ta launch some RPs that I thought of while I was making H.O.M.E.L.E.S.S., which probably points to their absolute insanity. Either way, I stand by my principles of never making a conventional RP and I do my principles proud!

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: Behind the facade of a postcard-perfect subdivision live a community of Mary Sues whose lives are anything but idyllic.
Genre(s): Over-Dramatic Cereal Drama
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: "Rodrigo! No!" She clutches her breast as she reaches over the back of her couch in her sumptuous Red Satin dress that just deserves to be upper-cased and frames her perfectly done makeup that is now being molested by a single tear. "I can't bare to live without you another second!"
"I'm just going out to get the groceries" Comes the nonchalant reply. Despite his tone, he is extremely handsome, with perfectly done hair, deep brown eyes, and a pressed white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up to reveal strong arms and unbuttoned at the top demonstrating his glistening chest.
"Oh, but what would my husband say? What would the neighborhood say, go! Go! Before Alejandro comes back."
At this he stops.
"Alejandro? First your husband, and then me, and then you think it is okay to go with Alejandro? He isn't even as good looking as me! I leave you woman!"
"NO!" She cries. watching as the door slams shut. She opens a bottle of Merlot and sighs into it. "But he has a better job, and got me a ring..."
Just then, there was a knock at the door, and she got up, redoing her perfect makeup in a second and answering the door with a faultless smile. It was Becky, who was also smiling. What does this slut want now? She thought.

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Alright, for those of you still wanting to correct me, I meant "Cereal Drama". This is to highlight the over-the-top, cheesy, and otherwise just terrible writing that I expect to happen. There is no room for realism. So what this is was sort of already covered, it's a soap opera, a story, something you would think of when you hear "Latino Drama" mixed with The Desperate Housewives and directed by a rather naughty Hallmark Director. It's set in modern times, with modern technology. The only thing that is actually miraculous is how someone always seems to walk in at the wrong time. It's set in a standard gated community. The driving force of this RP hopefully will just be a natural result of the melodrama with characters interviewing characters they think has slept with their spouse, characters trying to sleep with their spouse, characters trying to make money, or disguise gifts, or keep up appearances. And I want to keep my grubby OP fingers out as much as possible and instead reverse the idea of OP-Player relations. Sure I'll give the general idea for the first episode (it'll be episodic, btw), but my main thing will actually be with the characters. In order to prevent diversity and originality, which could interfere with the idea of cheesiness, I'll be drafting 30 characters that make up the community and one of which you choose. It'll be basic, so you can add some things or clarify on others and flex your creative muscles in a way. My hopes for this is that it becomes an over-zealous, passion that people take one look at and go WTF! then take another look and go, okay, maybe everyone here is a noob, then look at the quality individuals who actually wrote this drivel and then start to laugh. It's a long process. For the longest time we've sat there and watched and laughed at Hetfordian Air Stairs, now is the time to join one on purpose and let your inner melodramatic teenage girl out!

Achidyemay and its affiliates are not responsible for any anger or heartache involving the stereotyping of any group of people, specifically the fairer sex. Achidyemay and its affiliates do not condone sexism and some of their best friends are women.

or

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: McDonald's hosts the UN and everyone tries to kill each other.
Genre(s): Political Comedy, Hunger Games
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: In early 2016, Steve Easterbrook, a year after taking his position as CEO of McDonald's, really wanted to do something noteworthy. Usually, when a CEO wants to do something noteworthy with their position it involves making their company profitable. But with McDonald's already more common than all of Christianity, Mr. Easterbrook found it hard to really stand out. This lead him to a realization that selling six billion hamburgers a day was really nothing and he created a new goal for all of the CEOs that get to the point of owning an ultra-successful business, solving a world problem. Now, World Hunger may seem like the way to go, but Mr. Easterbrook didn't get to his position by thinking logically, so he decided that World Peace was more likely to succeed, considering that their mascot was a pedophile clown from the seventies; It made sense, It made sense!

With this goal in mind he planned on creating a luxury resort, housing all of the world's leaders, not their diplomats or their people, and forcing them to figure out a plan for world peace that they could unanimously agree on. He wanted the choice to be random, so he chucked a dart at a globe. Water, he threw again, Water. This continued for a while until he decided to try a map instead. His first throw was a direct bulls-eye, which on most standard flat maps means that he hit the Sahara desert in Africa in the South-Eastern tip of Algeria. Perfect. What happened was a twenty floor tower surrounded by literally nothing, parts flown in on the newly created McDonald's Fleet, made up of cargo zeppelins. Then every country's leader was asked to come, and if they didn't then McDonald's would threaten them, which they could do. With the promise of world peace, there was a lot of pressure among the citizens as well. The security was naturally, unnaturally tight. It was probably the only place in the world where the wrenches, candlesticks, and ropes were all nailed down, free of lead piping, with the nearest guns or knives in the city of Djanet, over 100 miles away. Plus, there are almost two dozen, unarmed, yet burly and un-bribe-able guards on every floor to keep them from starting WW3. But, they can't be everywhere at once.

The idea of the RP is to give the Players the opportunity to play as any famous political figure, or leader, in an over-the-top performance that is in every way satirical as you realize that the quickest way to world domination is too kill all of the other leaders, forcing a Hunger Games situation on the likes of Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, Pope Francis, Angela Merkel, the Dalai Lama, Kim Jong-un, Benjamin Netanyahu, and many more. And just to keep the supreme leaders equal to everyone else: Everyone is equal in strength to 1.25 Sarah Palins.

or

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: Epic Toy Story
Genre(s): Epic Toy Story
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: Toy Story meets Game of Thrones.

*blinks*

Achi-san...

Are you sure you're sane?

[Achidyemay]

I have just now realized that I have become too helpful. What I mean is that I have nothing eating up my time. So, and entirely hypocritically so, I have decided ta launch some RPs that I thought of while I was making H.O.M.E.L.E.S.S., which probably points to their absolute insanity. Either way, I stand by my principles of never making a conventional RP and I do my principles proud!

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: Behind the facade of a postcard-perfect subdivision live a community of Mary Sues whose lives are anything but idyllic.
Genre(s): Over-Dramatic Cereal Drama
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: "Rodrigo! No!" She clutches her breast as she reaches over the back of her couch in her sumptuous Red Satin dress that just deserves to be upper-cased and frames her perfectly done makeup that is now being molested by a single tear. "I can't bare to live without you another second!"
"I'm just going out to get the groceries" Comes the nonchalant reply. Despite his tone, he is extremely handsome, with perfectly done hair, deep brown eyes, and a pressed white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up to reveal strong arms and unbuttoned at the top demonstrating his glistening chest.
"Oh, but what would my husband say? What would the neighborhood say, go! Go! Before Alejandro comes back."
At this he stops.
"Alejandro? First your husband, and then me, and then you think it is okay to go with Alejandro? He isn't even as good looking as me! I leave you woman!"
"NO!" She cries. watching as the door slams shut. She opens a bottle of Merlot and sighs into it. "But he has a better job, and got me a ring..."
Just then, there was a knock at the door, and she got up, redoing her perfect makeup in a second and answering the door with a faultless smile. It was Becky, who was also smiling. What does this slut want now? She thought.

---

Alright, for those of you still wanting to correct me, I meant "Cereal Drama". This is to highlight the over-the-top, cheesy, and otherwise just terrible writing that I expect to happen. There is no room for realism. So what this is was sort of already covered, it's a soap opera, a story, something you would think of when you hear "Latino Drama" mixed with The Desperate Housewives and directed by a rather naughty Hallmark Director. It's set in modern times, with modern technology. The only thing that is actually miraculous is how someone always seems to walk in at the wrong time. It's set in a standard gated community. The driving force of this RP hopefully will just be a natural result of the melodrama with characters interviewing characters they think has slept with their spouse, characters trying to sleep with their spouse, characters trying to make money, or disguise gifts, or keep up appearances. And I want to keep my grubby OP fingers out as much as possible and instead reverse the idea of OP-Player relations. Sure I'll give the general idea for the first episode (it'll be episodic, btw), but my main thing will actually be with the characters. In order to prevent diversity and originality, which could interfere with the idea of cheesiness, I'll be drafting 30 characters that make up the community and one of which you choose. It'll be basic, so you can add some things or clarify on others and flex your creative muscles in a way. My hopes for this is that it becomes an over-zealous, passion that people take one look at and go WTF! then take another look and go, okay, maybe everyone here is a noob, then look at the quality individuals who actually wrote this drivel and then start to laugh. It's a long process. For the longest time we've sat there and watched and laughed at Hetfordian Air Stairs, now is the time to join one on purpose and let your inner melodramatic teenage girl out!

Achidyemay and its affiliates are not responsible for any anger or heartache involving the stereotyping of any group of people, specifically the fairer sex. Achidyemay and its affiliates do not condone sexism and some of their best friends are women.

or

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: McDonald's hosts the UN and everyone tries to kill each other.
Genre(s): Political Comedy, Hunger Games
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: In early 2016, Steve Easterbrook, a year after taking his position as CEO of McDonald's, really wanted to do something noteworthy. Usually, when a CEO wants to do something noteworthy with their position it involves making their company profitable. But with McDonald's already more common than all of Christianity, Mr. Easterbrook found it hard to really stand out. This lead him to a realization that selling six billion hamburgers a day was really nothing and he created a new goal for all of the CEOs that get to the point of owning an ultra-successful business, solving a world problem. Now, World Hunger may seem like the way to go, but Mr. Easterbrook didn't get to his position by thinking logically, so he decided that World Peace was more likely to succeed, considering that their mascot was a pedophile clown from the seventies; It made sense, It made sense!

With this goal in mind he planned on creating a luxury resort, housing all of the world's leaders, not their diplomats or their people, and forcing them to figure out a plan for world peace that they could unanimously agree on. He wanted the choice to be random, so he chucked a dart at a globe. Water, he threw again, Water. This continued for a while until he decided to try a map instead. His first throw was a direct bulls-eye, which on most standard flat maps means that he hit the Sahara desert in Africa in the South-Eastern tip of Algeria. Perfect. What happened was a twenty floor tower surrounded by literally nothing, parts flown in on the newly created McDonald's Fleet, made up of cargo zeppelins. Then every country's leader was asked to come, and if they didn't then McDonald's would threaten them, which they could do. With the promise of world peace, there was a lot of pressure among the citizens as well. The security was naturally, unnaturally tight. It was probably the only place in the world where the wrenches, candlesticks, and ropes were all nailed down, free of lead piping, with the nearest guns or knives in the city of Djanet, over 100 miles away. Plus, there are almost two dozen, unarmed, yet burly and un-bribe-able guards on every floor to keep them from starting WW3. But, they can't be everywhere at once.

The idea of the RP is to give the Players the opportunity to play as any famous political figure, or leader, in an over-the-top performance that is in every way satirical as you realize that the quickest way to world domination is too kill all of the other leaders, forcing a Hunger Games situation on the likes of Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, Pope Francis, Angela Merkel, the Dalai Lama, Kim Jong-un, Benjamin Netanyahu, and many more. And just to keep the supreme leaders equal to everyone else: Everyone is equal in strength to 1.25 Sarah Palins.

or

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTKEYWORD:TEMPYTime!

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Concept: Epic Toy Story
Genre(s): Epic Toy Story
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description: Toy Story meets Game of Thrones.

*blinks*

Achi-san...

Are you sure you're sane?

Do you know how suddenly and irrevocably bored I would find myself if I were?

[Mirakai]

*blinks*

Achi-san...

Are you sure you're sane?

Do you know how suddenly and irrevocably bored I would find myself if I were?

Let's all be insane together!