NO MAN's LAND: A Survival RP (OOC/ENDED)

[Tayner]

"A Question of Faith" is edited, now with 100% more Luke.

That makes it about 100% better.

Reply us up, nothing much, just a creative way to skip town.

[Peace Loving Warlords]

"A Question of Faith" is edited, now with 100% more Luke.

That makes it about 100% better.

Reply us up, nothing much, just a creative way to skip town.

Mines almost done now. Don't you worry your pretty little head...

[Flarbinia]

And you've clearly never seen The Room.

I saw it and hated it, but that does not matter. My point is that plot twists and good stories are not the same thing. A plot twist means nothing if the overall story is poorly written.

[Peace Loving Warlords]

And you've clearly never seen The Room.

I saw it, but I don't hate it as much as any film directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

What? No!

[Wallenburg]

Always open.

Other than the OP info, you should know that most everyone is in Salida, with the Vultures approaching with a huge war party. The town is preparing for full evacuation, but a Vulture mole has sabotaged the town armory.

Aight, sounds intense and fun. My kind of party.
I'll get started on my character, whom I'll throw in.
Though I might throw him in after the whole battle thing goes down since that'd probably be a more suitable idea... Unless everybody dies.

Finally, someone used "whom" correctly!

[Flarbinia]

What? No!

The problem with M. Night Shyamalan films is that the plot twist is the only good part of the story and a lot of them are very weak.

[Flarbinia]

I need a map of Salida so that I will know where my character and the 10 men who came with them will be positioned.

[Peace Loving Warlords]

What? No!

The problem with M. Night Shyamalan films is that the plot twist is the only good part of the story and a lot of them are very weak.

Are you on mobile or something? I feel like my jokes are being missed here.

[Peace Loving Warlords]

I need a map of Salida so that I will know where my character and the 10 men who came with them will be positioned.

Here you go.

[Derelldia]

Name: Locust (real name: Justin Hadsly)
Nation Name: Derelldia
Birthplace: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Ethnicity: Irish
Age: 34
Pic/Description: Standing at around 6"3 tall, this slimly built man covers himself head-toe in clothing. Wearing a faded-brown trench coat and a grey hooded jumper underneath it, with denim jeans that have numerous patches on them as they've been worn through over years. Knee high leather boots that look faded and almost worn through as well. Plus dark grey fingerless gloves showing almost the only bit of skin on the man. He also has a green and white mask on which covers his face, and goggles brought down to cover his eyes. The grey hair he has sometimes shows from under the hood due to it being seemingly uncut for who knows how long.

Occupation: Wanderer

Immunity: None

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Bio: Justin was born not in the US, though he moved to America due to his family moving away for certain reasons he doesn't know. He didn't mind moving, he almost always wanted to live in America because it just seemed nicer. He wasn't wrong about it being nicer, but it was also an almost major culture shock to him when he was there. But that didn't last for very long, he had moved not to far from Denver whenever the bio attacks happened. Unluckily for him his father was in Denver at the time of the attacks, so it was pretty much assumed by him and his mother that he had perished. Justin and his mother fled, staying at different places and surviving off whatever they can, they head to one of the safe havens to try and survive.

After surviving at the safe havens for a few years, despite endless attacks from bandits and infected over many years, Justin lives and trains himself in all sorts of ways to survive. His mother had committed suicide after a few years in the safe haven, she never truly stopped grieving for her husband and eventually it consumed her. This, in turn, led Justin to run away from everything. He fled from the safe haven after grabbing as much as he could, he never wanted to think about anything from after he left there.

Surviving until present day by being a nuisance to bandits and even to the Vulture, but never enough to get their full attention somehow, he made a name for himself... Locust. Setting up camp just outside of Denver, he mostly scavenges the outskirts of the city and does the occasional raid on anything passing nearby.

RP Examples: None recently (sadly)

[Peace Loving Warlords]

"Come On Lets Go..." is live!"

Parting is such sweet sorrow is it not?

[Flarbinia]

I need a map of Salida so that I will know where my character and the 10 men who came with them will be positioned.

Here you go.

This is not April Fools Day and I am not laughing! I said a map of Salida, not its location on a map! Do I make myself clear?

[Sarejo]

Here you go.

This is not April Fools Day and I am not laughing! I said a map of Salida, not its location on a map! Do I make myself clear?

We apologize, we did not get the memo in which we were supposed to be informed of your ruling over us. Honestly, look one up yourself.

[Flarbinia]

We apologize, we did not get the memo in which we were supposed to be informed of your ruling over us. Honestly, look one up yourself.

If you are in on his bad joke, then you will be disappointed that I am not laughing!

[Tayner]

We apologize, we did not get the memo in which we were supposed to be informed of your ruling over us. Honestly, look one up yourself.

If you are in on his joke, then you will be disappointed that I am not laughing!

Everyone is in on everyone's jokes. It's a Pub RP. It's just action, jokes, and hangovers.

[Sarejo]

We apologize, we did not get the memo in which we were supposed to be informed of your ruling over us. Honestly, look one up yourself.

If you are in on his joke, then you will be disappointed that I am not laughing!

I have many more things to be concerned with than your sense of humor.

[Flarbinia]

I have many more things to be concerned with than your sense of humor.

I have more things to be concerned about than your personal opinion.

[True Refuge]

I have many more things to be concerned with than your sense of humor.

I have more things to be concerned about than your personal opinion.

I have more things to be concerned about than your blatant disrespect of others and your poor conduct.

[Sarejo]

I have more things to be concerned about than your personal opinion.

I have more things to be concerned about than your blatant disrespect of others and your poor conduct.

[The United Federation of Terrans]

Here you go.

This is not April Fools Day and I am not laughing! I said a map of Salida, not its location on a map! Do I make myself clear?

We'll get right on that sir!!!! Right after our 48 hour Pub mandated break. The you'll have to fill out the proper request forms for the request form for a portion of the map.

[Sarejo]

This is not April Fools Day and I am not laughing! I said a map of Salida, not its location on a map! Do I make myself clear?

We'll get right on that sir!!!! Right after our 48 hour Pub mandated break. The you'll have to fill out the proper request forms for the request form for a portion of the map.

"Please sign here, here, and here. Oh, and here, and here, plus a filing fee, and a shipping fee, and the fee for the cartographer, and the paper, and our drinks. Oh, and we'll need your savings for 'entertainment purposes', preferably all in ones. Enjoy your 1ft by 1ft map sir!"

[The United Federation of Terrans]

We'll get right on that sir!!!! Right after our 48 hour Pub mandated break. The you'll have to fill out the proper request forms for the request form for a portion of the map.

"Please sign here, here, and here. Oh, and here, and here, plus a filing fee, and a shipping fee, and the fee for the cartographer, and the paper, and our drinks. Oh, and we'll need your savings for 'entertainment purposes', preferably all in ones. Enjoy your 1ft by 1ft map sir!"

We'll be back tomorrow for the second half and to discuss your options concerning bank loans.

[Wallenburg]

Guys, knock it off. Teasing the new guy is hardly appropriate.

Flarbinia, if you are so concerned about exactly where your faction's troops should be, look up a map of Salida.

[The United Federation of Terrans]

Guys, knock it off. Teasing the new guy is hardly appropriate.

Flarbinia, if you are so concerned about exactly where your faction's troops should be, look up a map of Salida.

Sorry Walle....... Hasn't he heard of Google Maps?

[Wallenburg]

Guys, knock it off. Teasing the new guy is hardly appropriate.

Flarbinia, if you are so concerned about exactly where your faction's troops should be, look up a map of Salida.

Sorry Walle....... Hasn't he heard of Google Maps?

I have no idea.