NO MAN's LAND: A Survival RP (OOC/ENDED)

[Wallenburg]

No. It's just a jailhouse.

It looks like a makeshift jailhouse.

I don't see PLW posting any images of it. What are you talking about?

[Peace Loving Warlords]

"A Helping Hand" is posted and live!

While I know its not a direct response to the armory attack, I felt it was necessary to rap up events at the clinic so that they could catch up with current events.

Now to get to work on that response...

Posted for Sera. If we're pushing ahead then don't feel obliged to respond.

The explosion as far as I can tell was on the following morning, not during the night. I was just trying to get us towards that point the following morning.

[Flarbinia]

It looks like a makeshift jailhouse.

I don't see PLW posting any images of it. What are you talking about?

I meant to say headquarters. We all make those kinds of mistakes.

[Wallenburg]

I don't see PLW posting any images of it. What are you talking about?

I meant to say headquarters. We all make those kinds of mistakes.

Oh, I understand now. No, as far as I can tell the town government would revolve around the church and nearby buildings.

[The United Federation of Terrans]

Due to my post being ignored I have activated my first time RP powers.

*Enters Salida* Hey guys look at all this stuff I found. There was a fully functioning M1 Abrams, because..... fully preserved fallout bunker, and a suit of power armor, a cure for the virus and an infinite supply of food. Come let's go frolic in the snow together barefoot; I also found a cure for frostbite and hypothermia.

Hey while we're at it, I also became a super military genius and doctor because you know, I read a lot. It's not like it takes years to become either one and that now that we're decades into the apocalypse it's easier all of a sudden. I'm also a master swordsman and knife thrower while we're at it.

[Peace Loving Warlords]

Due to my post being ignored I have activated my first time RP powers.

*Enters Salida* Hey guys look at all this stuff I found. There was a fully functioning M1 Abrams, because..... fully preserved fallout bunker, and a suit of power armor, a cure for the virus and an infinite supply of food. Come let's go frolic in the snow together barefoot; I also found a cure for frostbite and hypothermia.

Hey while we're at it, I also became a super military genius and doctor because you know, I read a lot. It's not like it takes years to become either one and that now that we're decades into the apocalypse it's easier all of a sudden. I'm also a master swordsman and knife thrower while we're at it.

*The Sarcasm Intensifies.*

[The United Federation of Terrans]

Due to my post being ignored I have activated my first time RP powers.

*Enters Salida* Hey guys look at all this stuff I found. There was a fully functioning M1 Abrams, because..... fully preserved fallout bunker, and a suit of power armor, a cure for the virus and an infinite supply of food. Come let's go frolic in the snow together barefoot; I also found a cure for frostbite and hypothermia.

Hey while we're at it, I also became a super military genius and doctor because you know, I read a lot. It's not like it takes years to become either one and that now that we're decades into the apocalypse it's easier all of a sudden. I'm also a master swordsman and knife thrower while we're at it.

*The Sarcasm Intensifies.*

I was serious. Hey, we need to prepare for those bandits, I think that guys who are born in a apocalyptic environment as bandits receive the education necessary to build siege machines and have the time and resources to do so.

[New Grestin]

Due to my post being ignored I have activated my first time RP powers.

*Enters Salida* Hey guys look at all this stuff I found. There was a fully functioning M1 Abrams, because..... fully preserved fallout bunker, and a suit of power armor, a cure for the virus and an infinite supply of food. Come let's go frolic in the snow together barefoot; I also found a cure for frostbite and hypothermia.

Hey while we're at it, I also became a super military genius and doctor because you know, I read a lot. It's not like it takes years to become either one and that now that we're decades into the apocalypse it's easier all of a sudden. I'm also a master swordsman and knife thrower while we're at it.

I see you're being sarcastic.

I too like to live dangerously.

[Sarejo]

Due to my post being ignored I have activated my first time RP powers.

*Enters Salida* Hey guys look at all this stuff I found. There was a fully functioning M1 Abrams, because..... fully preserved fallout bunker, and a suit of power armor, a cure for the virus and an infinite supply of food. Come let's go frolic in the snow together barefoot; I also found a cure for frostbite and hypothermia.

Hey while we're at it, I also became a super military genius and doctor because you know, I read a lot. It's not like it takes years to become either one and that now that we're decades into the apocalypse it's easier all of a sudden. I'm also a master swordsman and knife thrower while we're at it.

I see you're being sarcastic.

I too like to live dangerously.

How so? Do you stay up a whole half hour after your bed time?

[Peace Loving Warlords]

*The Sarcasm Intensifies.*

I was serious. Hey, we need to prepare for those bandits, I think that guys who are born in a apocalyptic environment as bandits receive the education necessary to build siege machines and have the time and resources to do so.

*Intensely The Sarcasm Intensifies.*

[The United Federation of Terrans]

I see you're being sarcastic.

I too like to live dangerously.

How so? Do you stay up a whole half hour after your bed time?

NO!!!!!..........*grumbles* half an hour and one minute.

[Peace Loving Warlords]

I see you're being sarcastic.

I too like to live dangerously.

How so? Do you stay up a whole half hour after your bed time?

No, he eats his cereal without any milk..

[New Grestin]

How so? Do you stay up a whole half hour after your bed time? :P :rofl:

No, he eats his cereal without any milk..

Hey, I just eat the marshmallows.

...Breakfast takes a long time at my place.

[The United Federation of Terrans]

I was serious. Hey, we need to prepare for those bandits, I think that guys who are born in a apocalyptic environment as bandits receive the education necessary to build siege machines and have the time and resources to do so.

*Intensely The Sarcasm Intensifies.*

"Alright guys, I know I just met, but I would like to thank you all for entrusting a random guy who just entered your community with a pan to save it. Now I think the best plan we can do is something convoluted and from an ancient textbook despite us not having those same conditions. So we're copying Thermopylae."

*From the crowd* "Thermop-a-what?"

"Just strip down to your skivvies, spray on some abs, pick up a spear and get out there."

*crowd* We're outnumbered

So were the Spartans.

*crowd* That's literally a field of nothing but broken glass and rusty barbed wire.

Stop being so negative.

[Sarejo]

*Intensely The Sarcasm Intensifies.*

"Alright guys, I know I just met, but I would like to thank you all for entrusting a random guy who just entered your community with a pan to save it. Now I think the best plan we can do is something convoluted and from an ancient textbook despite us not having those same conditions. So we're copying Thermopylae."

*From the crowd* "Thermop-a-what?"

"Just strip down to your skivvies, spray on some abs, pick up a spear and get out there."

*crowd* We're outnumbered

So were the Spartans.

*crowd* That's literally a field of nothing but broken glass and rusty barbed wire.

Stop being so negative.

Where the fuck is the forum's like button?!

[New Grestin]

*Intensely The Sarcasm Intensifies.*

"Alright guys, I know I just met, but I would like to thank you all for entrusting a random guy who just entered your community with a pan to save it. Now I think the best plan we can do is something convoluted and from an ancient textbook despite us not having those same conditions. So we're copying Thermopylae."

*From the crowd* "Thermop-a-what?"

"Just strip down to your skivvies, spray on some abs, pick up a spear and get out there."

*crowd* We're outnumbered

So were the Spartans.

*crowd* That's literally a field of nothing but broken glass and rusty barbed wire.

Stop being so negative.

"So, how many bullets do we have?"

"Six."

"Six in that gun, or.."

"No, just six."

"And they've got..."

"A lot more than six."

"We're so fucked."

[Deramen]

*Intensely The Sarcasm Intensifies.*

"Alright guys, I know I just met, but I would like to thank you all for entrusting a random guy who just entered your community with a pan to save it. Now I think the best plan we can do is something convoluted and from an ancient textbook despite us not having those same conditions. So we're copying Thermopylae."

*From the crowd* "Thermop-a-what?"

"Just strip down to your skivvies, spray on some abs, pick up a spear and get out there."

*crowd* We're outnumbered

So were the Spartans.

*crowd* That's literally a field of nothing but broken glass and rusty barbed wire.

Stop being so negative.

lolwut?

[The United Federation of Terrans]

"Alright guys, I know I just met, but I would like to thank you all for entrusting a random guy who just entered your community with a pan to save it. Now I think the best plan we can do is something convoluted and from an ancient textbook despite us not having those same conditions. So we're copying Thermopylae."

*From the crowd* "Thermop-a-what?"

"Just strip down to your skivvies, spray on some abs, pick up a spear and get out there."

*crowd* We're outnumbered

So were the Spartans.

*crowd* That's literally a field of nothing but broken glass and rusty barbed wire.

Stop being so negative.

"So, how many bullets do we have?"

"Six."

"Six in that gun, or.."

"No, just six."

"And they've got..."

"A lot more than six."

"We're so fucked."

"Alright does everyone have a number? Good. Now then everyone who has the number 1 is part of the horse calvary. *Motions to a half dead horse with a cart strapped to it. Besides the horse are broken broomsticks with horse hair glued to the top* Number 2's will be part of the medical chain *Motions to rusty saw sitting next to a club labeled Pain Medicine*, Number 3 will be the infantry, now then I melted down all of our swords, arrows and spears to make myself authentic Roman armor so all we have are sharpened twigs. Well that and my Katana collection but those are antiques. So go forth and fight them off brave citizens of Salida, I shall lead you from the safety of that hill. *Motions to a hill with giant sign,"Safe Place"* Remember we must shock the enemy by going over the lake with thin ice, the field of broken glass and the Reaver mating grounds before fighting them."

[Sarejo]

"So, how many bullets do we have?"

"Six."

"Six in that gun, or.."

"No, just six."

"And they've got..."

"A lot more than six."

"We're so fucked."

"Alright does everyone have a number? Good. Now then everyone who has the number 1 is part of the horse calvary. *Motions to a half dead horse with a cart strapped to it. Besides the horse are broken broomsticks with horse hair glued to the top* Number 2's will be part of the medical chain *Motions to rusty saw sitting next to a club labeled Pain Medicine*, Number 3 will be the infantry, now then I melted down all of our swords, arrows and spears to make myself authentic Roman armor so all we have are sharpened twigs. Well that and my Katana collection but those are antiques. So go forth and fight them off brave citizens of Salida, I shall lead you from the safety of that hill. *Motions to a hill with giant sign,"Safe Place"* Remember we must shock the enemy by going over the lake with thin ice, the field of broken glass and the Reaver mating grounds before fighting them."

"Sir, what are our odds of winning?"

"Hahahahaha winning? You think we're going to win? No, my dear misguided soul. You are all going to die, to cover my escape. But that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

[Wallenburg]

"Alright guys, I know I just met, but I would like to thank you all for entrusting a random guy who just entered your community with a pan to save it. Now I think the best plan we can do is something convoluted and from an ancient textbook despite us not having those same conditions. So we're copying Thermopylae."

*From the crowd* "Thermop-a-what?"

"Just strip down to your skivvies, spray on some abs, pick up a spear and get out there."

*crowd* We're outnumbered

So were the Spartans.

*crowd* That's literally a field of nothing but broken glass and rusty barbed wire.

Stop being so negative.

Where the fuck is the forum's like button?!

Right here.

[Beiarusia]

No idea what's happening. As for my post I will edit it once I am back home. So just ignore the second half of it.

[The United Federation of Terrans]

Where the fuck is the forum's like button?!

Right here.

Time to enjoy my Five Minutes of Fame!!! TALK SHOW TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sarejo]

No idea what's happening. As for my post I will edit it once I am back home. So just ignore the second half of it.

"Everything's fine, sir. Morale was low but once beatings commenced it fixed itself right up, don't you worry none. We got this."

*Half-starved soldiers with only ragged cloth covering them and sharpened sticks stand in a haphazard formation. One actually falls over from malnutrition and exhaustion.*

"Nothing to worry about sir."

*Guards carry the passed out soldier away*

[The United Federation of Terrans]

No idea what's happening. As for my post I will edit it once I am back home. So just ignore the second half of it.

"Everything's fine, sir. Morale was low but once beatings commenced it fixed itself right up, don't you worry none. We got this."

*Half-starved soldiers with only ragged cloth covering them and sharpened sticks stand in a haphazard formation. One actually falls over from malnutrition and exhaustion.*

"Nothing to worry about sir."

*Guards carry the passed out soldier away*

"It's going better then I though it would. We only lost 40 in the Reaver mating grounds. Now then all that training they did can be put to goos use."

Aide: Sir they never trained, they spent the entire time tearing down Salida to built the monument of the victory you said you would lead us to.

"Damn, well what are they doing?"

"Retreating"

"The enemy?"

"No our guys, ooh those Vultures are not happy. Do you know how long a guy can live without his intestines.

"No"

"They're giving a demonstration right now, looks like they're also painting a mural too."

"Damn, send in the calvary."

"they ate their horses."

"The horses are wooden brooms"

"I know but they did it anyway, sawed them in half first to put them out of their misery."

[Wallenburg]

Guys, please, stop! I think I'm going to bust something!