2015: Real World RP(OOC/Open/Sign-Ups)

[Red Party]

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THATS MY ACTUAL FLAG IRL. FUCK OFF

MINE TO, WE ARE IN A RP. DONT WORRY USING CAPS DOESNT MAKE YOU SEEM STRONGER. for real though, I live in Minnesota.

[Soviet Chernarus]

So whats up with Pakistan and India

incase if you noticed both of them are at each other's throats half the time. the only reason they haven't killed each other is that there being held back by other nations not wanting a nuclear war.

Yeah, about sums it up. You can either have Pakistan or India in your alliance, but whoever's left out will probably join or align with NATO or any opposition to the Moscow Pact

[Bolovia]

Hey, hey Soviet

wat

So don't you just love dictatorships, I mean Assad, Un, hell even Hitler, their dictatorships were just awesome don't you agree?

Hey you wanna hear a joke, global warming. Hahaha, that's a nice tall tale that's being told nowadays cause it ain't happening,its all in our heads.

You should go here some Johnny Rebel cause his songs are funny, especially his hit "Quit your bitchin n****er"(Note: I DO NOT endorse of any of his music).

Talk about ISIS man they are such a model state right now, who would've known. And that totalitarianism man gotta love it, I mean its such a perfect government system.

[Bolovia]

So whats up with Pakistan and India

incase if you haven't noticed both of them are at each other's throats half the time. the only reason they haven't killed each other is that there being held back by other nations not wanting a nuclear war.

I was joking, I was just mimicking how Seinfeld started a lot of his jokes. I'm well aware of the situation with Pakistan and India.

[Independent States of Tula]

incase if you noticed both of them are at each other's throats half the time. the only reason they haven't killed each other is that there being held back by other nations not wanting a nuclear war.

Yeah, about sums it up. You can either have Pakistan or India in your alliance, but whoever's left out will probably join or align with NATO or any opposition to the Moscow Pact

Well, Pakistan is already distancing itself from the US after that Osama deal. And India loves America because George Bush brought them back out of international condemnation for developing Nukes. ...So you'll probably get Pakistan for the Moscow Pact. And by the way, most East European nations excluding Belarus have a very tense if not hate filled relationship with Russia considering the centuries of oppression by the Russian Tsars and later the Russian led Soviet Union.

[Soviet Chernarus]

wat

So don't you just love dictatorships, I mean Assad, Un, hell even Hitler, their dictatorships were just awesome don't you agree?

Hey you wanna hear a joke, global warming. Hahaha, that's a nice tall tale that's being told nowadays cause it ain't happening,its all in our heads.

You should go here some Johnny Rebel cause his songs are funny, especially his hit "Quit your bitchin n****er"(Note: I DO NOT endorse of any of his music).

Talk about ISIS man they are such a model state right now, who would've known. And that totalitarianism man gotta love it, I mean its such a perfect government system.

Soviet is not amused

[The New Greek Republic]

Excuse poor post, as it is poor.

[Bolovia]

Yeah, about sums it up. You can either have Pakistan or India in your alliance, but whoever's left out will probably join or align with NATO or any opposition to the Moscow Pact

Well, Pakistan is already distancing itself from the US after that Osama deal. And India loves America because George Bush brought them back out of international condemnation for developing Nukes. ...So you'll probably get Pakistan for the Moscow Pact. And by the way, most East European nations excluding Belarus have a very tense if not hate filled relationship with Russia considering the centuries of oppression by the Russian Tsars and later the Russian led Soviet Union.

Well those states need to know that both the Tsar's and the USSR are gone! The Baltic nations, if proper pressure is applied, will succumb to Moscow's undeniable influence.

[Bolovia]

So don't you just love dictatorships, I mean Assad, Un, hell even Hitler, their dictatorships were just awesome don't you agree?

Hey you wanna hear a joke, global warming. Hahaha, that's a nice tall tale that's being told nowadays cause it ain't happening,its all in our heads.

You should go here some Johnny Rebel cause his songs are funny, especially his hit "Quit your bitchin n****er"(Note: I DO NOT endorse of any of his music).

Talk about ISIS man they are such a model state right now, who would've known. And that totalitarianism man gotta love it, I mean its such a perfect government system.

Soviet is not amused

Excellent.

[Independent States of Tula]

Well, Pakistan is already distancing itself from the US after that Osama deal. And India loves America because George Bush brought them back out of international condemnation for developing Nukes. ...So you'll probably get Pakistan for the Moscow Pact. And by the way, most East European nations excluding Belarus have a very tense if not hate filled relationship with Russia considering the centuries of oppression by the Russian Tsars and later the Russian led Soviet Union.

Well those states need to know that both the Tsar's and the USSR are gone! The Baltic nations, if proper pressure is applied, will succumb to Moscow's undeniable influence.

You see, this is exactly the reason they don't like you.

[Bolovia]

Well those states need to know that both the Tsar's and the USSR are gone! The Baltic nations, if proper pressure is applied, will succumb to Moscow's undeniable influence.

You see, this is exactly the reason they don't like you.

What are you talking about? THEY LOVE ME!

[Red Party]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ySo2RsHo83w

Dedicated to North Korea.

[Soviet Chernarus]

You see, this is exactly the reason they don't like you.

What are you talking about? THEY LOVE ME!

Russia is of bullyings Ukraine...

[Kosovo12345]

What are you talking about? THEY LOVE ME!

Russia is of bullyings Ukraine...

>ukraine

[Red Party]

"Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebola, everybody in the U.S.A is getting it now, just go with it brahhh."

[Greater Soviet Ukraine]

Russia is of bullyings Ukraine...

>ukraine

Hi guys! What are you doing. Have you seen Russia lately, I think he wants me back in my cage.
There is no hope. He is everywhere. Save yourself.

[Soviet Chernarus]

>ukraine

>Ukraine after the bullies

Is of ok, Ukraine. Poland will do the kickings of Russian bully out of Crimea. POLAND STRONK

[Red Party]

>Ukraine after the bullies

Is of ok, Ukraine. Poland will do the kickings of Russian bully out of Crimea. POLAND STRONK

IRAN STRONK

[Greater Soviet Ukraine]

Is of ok, Ukraine. Poland will do the kickings of Russian bully out of Crimea. POLAND STRONK

IRAN STRONK

VODKA TOO STRONK

[Kosovo12345]

Code: Select all
Nation App:
GENERAL INFORMATION:
NS Name: Kosovo12345
Official Nation Name: Arab Syrian Republic
Nation short Name: Syria
Territory: Most of South Syria+Aleppo
Population: Around 17 million in government controlled areas
Government Style: Democracy!!! Go PRESIDENT Assad
Capitol: Damascus
Head of State: President Assad
Head of Government: President Assad
State Religion: Islam
Legislature type(ie Bicameral Tricameral etc): People's Council
Main Political Party(s)(ie.Liberal Party,Nationalist Party,):
Political beliefs: Arab Socialist Ba'ath Party
Political Agenda and/or goals: Defeat ISIS, make sure Assad holds on to power, and kick some ass in Israel.

MILITARY INFORMATION:
Foreign Policy: Is currently warring ISIS and unofficially USA due to claims that USA bombs both Syrian military bases and ISIS bases. Also in a civil war and hates Israel and most Western nations.
Potential Allies: Iran, Iraq, Egypt, Jordan, and Lebanon.
Potential Enemies: America, Turkey, Saudi Arabia.
Military Branch names: Syrian Arab Army, Syrian Arab Navy, Syrian Arab Air Force, Syrian Arab Air Defense Force
Size of each military branch ( Both active and reserves, use Global Firepower as reference):
Syrian Military: Active Personnel: 178,000
Reserve Personnel: 570,000
Total Active: Check
Total Reserve: Check
Grand Total: Around 750,000
Type(s) of Automatic Rifle: AK-47, Zastava M70, Sa vz. 58, and Type 56
Type(s) of Pistol: Makarov PM, Tokarev TT-33, and Browning Hi-Power
Number and Type(S) of MBT: 4,500 T-72, T-62M, and T-55
Number and Type(s) of IFV: BMP-1and BMP-2
Number of MRLS's: around 500
Number of Towed Artillery: around 2,500
Number of APC's: Cant find, sorry, will look harder
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Number and Type(s) of Fighter Jets: 207
Number and Type(s) of Bombers: Cant Find, Sorry guys
Number and Type(s) of Cargo Planes: 143
Number and Type(s) of Attack Helicopters: 28
Number and Type(s) of Transport Helicopters: 168
Number and Type(s) of UAV's: This is harder then i expected, but then again Syria is in civil war
Total # of Aircraft: 462
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Number and Type(s) of Aircraft Carriers: 0
Number and Type(s) of Destroyer: 0
Number and Type(s) of Frigates: 2
Number and Type(s) of Missile Cruisers: 0
Number and Type(s) of Submarines: 0
Number and Type(s) of LST or LPD:0
Total # of Ships: 56
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Number of Nuclear Weapons: 0
Number of Biological Weapons: cant tell
Number of Chemical Weapons: none.......

ECONOMIC SECTION:
Economy (ie. State Capitalism, Planned Economy etc.): socialism
GDP: Around 50 billion
Main Imports:machinery and transport equipment, electric power machinery, food and livestock, metal and metal products, chemicals and chemical products.
Main Exports: crude oil, minerals, petroleum products, fruits and vegetables, cotton fiber, textiles, clothing, meat and live animals, wheat

RP Example(s): viewtopic.php?f=31&t=339552
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12 PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THIS, IT IS FOR TRACKING PURPOSES
(Not Finished yet, i need to go and i dont want to lose it)

I finished

[Armeia]

Make Ukraine a founding Moscow Pact member, I'm probably going to install the Russian leaning government in the next post

[Red Party]

Iran might want a slice of Iraq pie.

[The New Greek Republic]

Make Ukraine a founding Moscow Pact member, I'm probably going to install the Russian leaning government in the next post

Ukraine into relations with North Korea?

[Polar Svalbard]

India will probably side with America. Then again if I get help from Moscow to utterly destroy Pakistan, I will be happy. Still trying to write the resolution for my government that is to increase infrastructure and money going to law enforcement

[Greater Soviet Ukraine]

1000 posts!!!!!