2015: Real World RP(OOC/Open/Sign-Ups)

by **Benian Republic** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:54 pm

Ecrotia wrote:
Bolovia wrote:Join the CIS, da?

He can't cuz Ireland is neutral, just like Switzerland except they let some things slide with a certain island neigbour

But I want to be relevant...

by **Bolovia** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:57 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
Ecrotia wrote:He can't cuz Ireland is neutral, just like Switzerland except they let some things slide with a certain island neigbour

But I want to be relevant...

Lets prove that British twat wrong, my Irish comrades, join the CIS and I guarantee you that you will reclaim Northern Ireland plus MORE!!! We are also giving complementary weapons for new members, and chocolate cookies!

by **Alouite** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:58 pm

Bolovia wrote:
Alouite wrote:
Exactly what a Pleb would say. So unintelligent that whilst trying to sound even more unintelligent they reveal their endless ocean of unintelligible nonsense. You sir fail life. If you could at the very least sound dumb the right way then I'd give you some credit, but no, you couldn't even do that right.

JK

*Channels inner Trump, face palm*... You... intellectual snobbish asshole... YOU'RE FIRED!!!... I don't care if you know the true meaning of life is or invented E= Fucking MC squared. you get your snobbish, self-righteous, pretentious ass outta my office, before I stick my foot so far up your ass that it'll be worse than a colonoscopy exam. GET OUT!!! Before I really show you retarded!

Jk, I love you regardless if I'm a pleb or not.

I can live with this, I guess without any plebs around there would be none to feel superior towards.

by **The New Greek Republic** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:02 pm

Bo, mind editing your post to add a reply to my offer? And invite me to Smusscow?

by **Bolovia** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:03 pm

The New Greek Republic wrote:Bo, mind editing your post to add a reply to my offer? And invite me to Smusscow?

Shit, the pleb forgot. Gawd, I should re-hire you as my secretary, but then again I'd probably fire you again. Post edit coming up!

by **Bolovia** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:47 pm

Why am I losing in the polls?

by **Benian Republic** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:07 pm

Bolovia wrote:
Benian Republic wrote:But I want to be relevant...

Lets prove that British twat wrong, my Irish comrades, join the CIS and I guarantee you that you will reclaim Northern Ireland plus MORE!!! We are also giving complementary weapons for new members, and chocolate cookies!

Deal!

by **Bolovia** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:10 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
Bolovia wrote:Lets prove that British twat wrong, my Irish comrades, join the CIS and I guarantee you that you will reclaim Northern Ireland plus MORE!!! We are also giving complementary weapons for new members, and chocolate cookies!

Deal!

Good! Now just sign here, here, here, here,and here, then don't forget initials here, here, here, here, credit card info here, social security, here and here, and DOB, zip code, age, and gender here, here, and here. Then we MIGHT accept you.

by **Benian Republic** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:26 pm

Bolovia wrote:
Benian Republic wrote:Deal!

Good! Now just sign here, here, here, here,and here, then don't forget initials here, here, here, here, credit card info here, social security, here and here, and DOB, zip code, age, and gender here, here, and here. Then we MIGHT accept you.

I feel like if it wasn't a definite yes I might be threatened by nato members...

by **Bolovia** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:31 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
Bolovia wrote:Good! Now just sign here, here, here, here,and here, then don't forget initials here, here, here, here, credit card info here, social security, here and here, and DOB, zip code, age, and gender here, here, and here. Then we MIGHT accept you.

I feel like if it wasn't a definite yes I might be threatened by nato members...

Ah what the hell, get over here Ireland. *Russia opens arms*

by **The New Greek Republic** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:53 pm

oMFG GUYS I JUST KILLED A SPIDER AND BABY SPIDERS WENT EVERYWHERE OMF IM TRAUMATIZED

by **Kiljaeden** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:51 am

Bolovia, update OP please. I'm tired of people thinking they can have China.

by **Zatak** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:05 am

NATO gets the early round advantage....

So Israel!.... Friendship!

by **The New Greek Republic** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:08 am

This one time, I was Kazakhstan for some reason and I was a total dick to the United States and I don't know why xP

by **Zatak** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:09 am

Welcome to the United Nations Assembly!

OOC

The United Nations is an international organization founded in 1945. It is currently made up of 193 Member States. The mission and work of the United Nations are guided by the purposes and principles contained in its founding Charter.

Due to the powers vested in its Charter and its unique international character, the United Nations can take action on the issues confronting humanity in the 21st century, such as peace and security, climate change, sustainable development, human rights, disarmament, terrorism, humanitarian and health emergencies, gender equality, governance, food production, and more.

The UN also provides a forum for its members to express their views in the General Assembly, the Security Council, the Economic and Social Council, and other bodies and committees. By enabling dialogue between its members, and by hosting negotiations, the Organization has become a mechanism for governments to find areas of agreement and solve problems together.

Member States!

Albania 1955
Algeria 1962
Andorra 1993
Angola 1976
Antigua and Barbuda 1981
Argentina 1945
Armenia 1992
Australia 1945
Austria 1955
Azerbaijan 1992
Bahamas 1973
Bahrain 1971
Bangladesh 1974
Barbados 1966
Belarus 1945
Belgium 1945
Belize 1981
Benin 1960
Bhutan 1971
Bolivia 1945
Bosnia and Herzegovina 1992
Botswana 1966
Brazil 1945
Brunei 1984
Bulgaria 1955
Burkina Faso 1960
Burma (Myanmar) 1948
Burundi 1962
Cambodia 1955
Cameroon 1960
Canada 1945
Cape Verde 1975
Central African Republic 1960
Chad 1960
Chile 1945
China2 1945
Colombia 1945
Comoros 1975
Congo, Rep. of 1960
Congo, Dem. Rep. of 1960
Costa Rica 1945
Côte d'Ivoire 1960
Croatia 1992
Cuba 1945
Cyprus 1960
Czech Republic3 1993
Denmark 1945
Djibouti 1977
Dominica 1978
Dominican Republic 1945
East Timor4 2002
Ecuador 1945
Egypt 1945
El Salvador 1945
Equatorial Guinea 1968
Eritrea 1993
Estonia 1991
Ethiopia 1945
Fiji 1970
Finland 1955
France 1945
Gabon 1960
Gambia 1965
Georgia 1992
Germany 1973
Ghana 1957
Greece 1945
Grenada 1974
Guatemala 1945
Guinea 1958
Guinea-Bissau 1974
Guyana 1966
Haiti 1945
Honduras 1945
Hungary 1955
Iceland 1946
India 1945
Indonesia 1950
Iran 1945
Iraq 1945
Ireland 1955
Israel 1949
Italy 1955
Jamaica 1962
Japan 1956
Jordan 1955
Kazakhstan 1992
Kenya 1963
Kiribati 1999
Korea, North 1991
Korea, South 1991
Kuwait 1963
Kyrgyzstan 1992
Laos 1955
Latvia 1991
Lebanon 1945
Lesotho 1966
Liberia 1945
Libya 1955
Liechtenstein 1990
Lithuania 1991
Luxembourg 1945
Macedonia5 1993
Madagascar 1960
Malawi 1964
Malaysia 1957
Maldives 1965
Mali 1960
Malta 1964
Marshall Islands 1991
Mauritania 1961
Mauritius 1968
Mexico 1945
Micronesia 1991
Moldova 1992
Monaco 1993
Mongolia 1961
Montenegro4, 6 2006
Morocco 1956
Mozambique 1975
Namibia 1990
Nauru 1999
Nepal 1955
Netherlands 1945
New Zealand 1945
Nicaragua 1945
Niger 1960
Nigeria 1960
Norway 1945
Oman 1971
Pakistan 1947
Palau 1994
Panama 1945
Papua New Guinea 1975
Paraguay 1945
Peru 1945
Philippines 1945
Poland 1945
Portugal 1955
Qatar 1971
Romania 1955
Russia 1945
Rwanda 1962
St. Kitts and Nevis 1983
St. Lucia 1979
St. Vincent and the Grenadines 1980
Samoa 1976
San Marino 1992
São Tomé and Príncipe 1975
Saudi Arabia 1945
Senegal 1960
Serbia6 2000
Seychelles 1976
Sierra Leone 1961
Singapore 1965
Slovakia3 1993
Slovenia 1992
Solomon Islands 1978
Somalia 1960
South Africa 1945
South Sudan 2011
Spain 1955
Sri Lanka 1955
Sudan 1956
Suriname 1975
Swaziland 1968
Sweden 1946
Switzerland4 2002
Syria 1945
Tajikistan 1992
Tanzania 1961
Thailand 1946
Togo 1960
Tonga 1999
Trinidad and Tobago 1962
Tunisia 1956
Turkey 1945
Turkmenistan 1992
Tuvalu 2000
Uganda 1962
Ukraine 1945
United Arab Emirates 1971
United Kingdom 1945
United States 1945
Uruguay 1945
Uzbekistan 1992
Vanuatu 1981
Venezuela 1945
Vietnam 1977
Yemen 1947
Zambia 1964
Zimbabwe 1980

Current Resolutions for the UN:

For Permanent Members, if you vote No, it will be a Veto if it is a security council legislation.
YES: 0
NO: 0
Abstained:0

What you can propose?:
Security Council:

Investigate any situation threatening international peace
Recommend procedures for peaceful resolution of a dispute
Call upon other member nations to completely or partially interrupt economic relations as well as sea, air, postal, and radio communications, or to sever diplomatic relations
Call a UN peacekeeping mission to a certain place
Call for a UN intervention

General Assembly:

Condemning a nation for a particular action
A UNSC change
Call for support for someones actions or for actions that you would like to see in another nation.
Call for an investigation in certain "less important" actions/nations/organisations
Vote to recognize a country

Economic council:

Discuss the economic and social status of member states
Find solutions to economic and social Issues in member states
Work together with other organic ions to ensure economic and social stability in member states

Peacekeeping forces are contributed by member states on a voluntary basis. As of 31 December 2013, the total size of the peacekeeping force is 98,200 police, troops, and military experts. European nations contribute nearly 6,000 units to this total. Pakistan, India, and Bangladesh are among the largest individual contributors with around 8,000 units each. African nations contributed nearly half the total, almost 44,000 units.

Peacekeeping troops are not ever heavily armed. They are there to assist the process of peace. Every peacekeeping mission is authorized by the Security. Once a peace treaty has been negotiated, the parties involved might ask the United Nations for a peacekeeping force to oversee various elements of the agreed upon plan. This is often done because a group controlled by the United Nations is less likely to follow the interests of any one party, since it itself is controlled by many groups, namely the 15-member Security Council and the intentionally diverse United Nations Secretariat.

If the Security Council approves the creation of a mission, then the Department of Peacekeeping Operations begins planning for the necessary elements. At this point, the senior leadership team is selected. The department will then seek contributions from member nations. Since the UN has no standing force or supplies, it must form ad hoc coalitions for every task undertaken. Doing so results in both the possibility of failure to form a suitable force, and a general slowdown in procurement once the operation is in the field. Romeo Dallaire, force commander in Rwanda during the Rwandan Genocide there, described the problems this poses by comparison to more traditional military deployments:

"He told me the UN was a 'pull' system, not a 'push' system like I had been used to with NATO, because the UN had absolutely no pool of resources to draw on. You had to make a request for everything you needed, and then you had to wait while that request was analyzed...For instance, soldiers everywhere have to eat and drink. In a push system, food and water for the number of soldiers deployed is automatically supplied. In a pull system, you have to ask for those rations, and no common sense seems to ever apply." (Shake Hands With the Devil, Dallaire, pp. 99-100)

While the peacekeeping force is being assembled, a variety of diplomatic activities are being undertaken by UN staff. The exact size and strength of the force must be agreed to by the government of the nation whose territory the conflict is on. The Rules of Engagement must be developed and approved by both the parties involved and the Security Council. These give the specific mandate and scope of the mission (e.g. when may the peacekeepers, if armed, use force, and where may they go within the host nation). Often, it will be mandated that peacekeepers have host government minders with them whenever they leave their base. This complexity has caused problems in the field.

When all agreements are in place, the required personnel are assembled, and final approval has been given by the Security Council, the peacekeepers are deployed to the region in. In 1993, annual UN peacekeeping costs had peaked at some $3.6 billion, reflecting the expense of operations in the former Yugoslavia and Somalia. By 1998, costs had dropped to just under $1 billion. With the resurgence of larger-scale operations, costs for UN peacekeeping rose to $3 billion in 2001. In 2004, the approved budget was $2.8 billion, although the total amount was higher than that. For the fiscal year which ended on June 30, 2006, UN peacekeeping costs were about US$5.03 billion.

All member states are legally obliged to pay their share of peacekeeping costs under a complex formula that they themselves have established. Despite this legal obligation, member states owed approximately $1.20 billion in current and back peacekeeping dues as of June 2004.

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Make sure to spoiler the resolution when you're voting, just to keep it organized.
Also, do remember that a resolution can be edited. So if you do agree on some parts, see if there is a way that
the proposing country would edit the resolution according to your wishes.

Current Security Council Members:
Permanent Members:
Russia
United Kingdom
France
China
United States of America

Non-Permanent Members:
Angola (2016)
Chad (2015)
Chile (2015)
Jordan (2015)
Lithuania (2015)
Malaysia (2016)
New Zealand (2016)
Nigeria (2015)
Spain (2016)
Venezuela (Bolivarian Republic of) (2016)
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by **Zatak** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:13 am

The New Greek Republic wrote:This one time, I was Kazakhstan for some reason and I was a total dick to the United States and I don't know why xP

Well I need to get a post up but I am trying a new RP style of short posts as to not run out of Idea to quickly....

I also need to try and buddy-buddy with Israel.. A bit..

by **The New Greek Republic** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:14 am

This guy gets the importance of a nice U.N page

by **Zatak** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:16 am

The New Greek Republic wrote:This guy gets the importance of a nice U.N page

Show is everything ...

by **Kiljaeden** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:17 am

ZATAK wrote:
The New Greek Republic wrote:This one time, I was Kazakhstan for some reason and I was a total dick to the United States and I don't know why xP

Well I need to get a post up but I am trying a new RP style of short posts as to not run out of Idea to quickly....

I also need to try and buddy-buddy with Israel.. A bit..

You need to work harder on short RP posts bro.

by **The Eastern Antarctic State** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:19 am

48 Hour Reservation app:
NS Name: The Eastern Antarctic State
Nation Name: France
Territory: European France, French Guiana, French Caribbean, French Pacific
14 PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THIS, IT IS FOR TRACKING PURPOSES

Hon hon hon, C'est moi enfants! France!

by **Zatak** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:20 am

Kiljaeden wrote:
ZATAK wrote:Well I need to get a post up but I am trying a new RP style of short posts as to not run out of Idea to quickly....

I also need to try and buddy-buddy with Israel.. A bit..

You need to work harder on short RP posts bro.

Usually I do long posts but I am going to try the short post strategy here....

My next post is a complete military one too..

by **Zatak** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:43 am

I will wait for one more post before I get my military intro up...

I was planning to halt Yemen and Libyan air strikes..

by **New Republika Srpska** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:59 am

The time has come...
For me to finally post as Serbia...

by **KSP** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:04 am

Independent States of Tula wrote:
Soviet Chernarus wrote:*Meanwhile, as everyone slaps one another and North Korea's master plan is set into motion, Poland is secretly and feverishly working on my space program*

Poland can into space!

*Israel supplies Poland with Space Launch Vehicle from Israeli Space Program since we've already launched multiple satellites into orbit*

Can I become part of this?

by **Independent States of Tula** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:05 am

ZATAK wrote:NATO gets the early round advantage....

So Israel!.... Friendship!

Hmm...for now we're alright...but if I find you smuggling weapons into Gaza or performing any other Anti-Israeli operations then you can kiss your Sinai Peninsula goodbye.

2015: Real World RP(OOC/Open/Sign-Ups)

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