Once Upon A Time... [OOC/ALWAYS OPEN!]

[Charlia]

...ah, you see, the truth is... the whole reason she's on this quest is that she doesn't want to get married, LOL.

Her people's custom is that the father(or legal guardian, as the case may be)of the bride can set a task for the prospective groom, and if he completes it, then they get married, whether the bride wants it or not. So yeah, she's trying to find magic crystal for task and destroy it if necessary so she doesn't have to get married.

So you'd have to want to marry her if you're going for that crystal.

Marriage was the fate worse than death? .-. I was thinking of like eternal torture or something

Same thing, isn't it?

At least for her. She doesn't even like the guy!

...ah, you see, the truth is... the whole reason she's on this quest is that she doesn't want to get married, LOL.

Her people's custom is that the father(or legal guardian, as the case may be)of the bride can set a task for the prospective groom, and if he completes it, then they get married, whether the bride wants it or not. So yeah, she's trying to find magic crystal for task and destroy it if necessary so she doesn't have to get married.

So you'd have to want to marry her if you're going for that crystal.

Well, I understand. That was the fate worse then death you were talking about. Anyway, I'll make my character go to that bakery and join you and the others on that quest, if am I allowed to. Even if probably if that crystal is expensive, he will try to steal it and sell it.

Cool beans, go ahead!

[Soviet Chernarus]

Marriage was the fate worse than death? .-. I was thinking of like eternal torture or something

Same thing, isn't it?

At least for her. She doesn't even like the guy!

Well, I understand. That was the fate worse then death you were talking about. Anyway, I'll make my character go to that bakery and join you and the others on that quest, if am I allowed to. Even if probably if that crystal is expensive, he will try to steal it and sell it.

Cool beans, go ahead!

Well, you could always get divorced.

[The Krogan]

Same thing, isn't it?

At least for her. She doesn't even like the guy!


Cool beans, go ahead!

Well, you could always get divorced.

Or kill the feller in his sleep.

[Soviet Chernarus]

Well, you could always get divorced.

Or kill the feller in his sleep.

True, if you can't get divorced.

[Charlia]

Well, you could always get divorced.

Or kill the feller in his sleep.

Divorce? Her people have no such custom. With them, marriage is for life.

And then you're expected to stay together in the afterlife. Help.

Basically, her only hope is to get to the crystal first. Stop screwing up my fairytale with alternate plotlines.

[Claven]

Or kill the feller in his sleep.

Divorce? Her people have no such custom. With them, marriage is for life.

And then you're expected to stay together in the afterlife. Help.

Basically, her only hope is to get to the crystal first. Stop screwing up my fairytale with alternate plotlines.

*Whispers* But killing him would be so much easier. End his misery *whispers*

[The Krogan]

Or kill the feller in his sleep.

True, if you can't get divorced.

Ehhh if you just kill him outright then you won't have to fight over who get's to keep the dog, or cut the castle and peasantry in half. She get's to keep everything without having to fight in the courts about it.

[Soviet Chernarus]

Or kill the feller in his sleep.

Divorce? Her people have no such custom. With them, marriage is for life.

And then you're expected to stay together in the afterlife. Help.

Basically, her only hope is to get to the crystal first. Stop screwing up my fairytale with alternate plotlines.

Ok, then stage an accident to kill the guy and steal all his money and run off

[World Anarchic Union]

True, if you can't get divorced.

Ehhh if you just kill him outright then you won't have to fight over who get's to keep the dog, or cut the castle and peasantry in half. She get's to keep everything without having to fight in the courts about it.

In medieval courts? Most likely the dog would fight to keep the woman or not. The castle would be the dog's for sure.

[The Krogan]

Ehhh if you just kill him outright then you won't have to fight over who get's to keep the dog, or cut the castle and peasantry in half. She get's to keep everything without having to fight in the courts about it.

In medieval courts? Most likely the dog would fight to keep the woman or not. The castle would be the dog's for sure.

Ehhhhh She might be happier with the dog.

[Charlia]

Divorce? Her people have no such custom. With them, marriage is for life.

And then you're expected to stay together in the afterlife. Help.

Basically, her only hope is to get to the crystal first. Stop screwing up my fairytale with alternate plotlines.

*Whispers* But killing him would be so much easier. End his misery *whispers*

No, it isn't his misery, he wants the marriage in the first place.

In medieval courts? Most likely the dog would fight to keep the woman or not. The castle would be the dog's for sure.

Ehhhhh She might be happier with the dog.

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[Italios]

*Whispers* But killing him would be so much easier. End his misery *whispers*

No, it isn't his misery, he wants the marriage in the first place.

Ehhhhh She might be happier with the dog.

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Kill him, Charlia, this isn't Disney.

[Claven]

*Whispers* But killing him would be so much easier. End his misery *whispers*

No, it isn't his misery, he wants the marriage in the first place.

Trying to be on your girls side here but fine, end her misery. Kill that D

[The Krogan]

Ehhhhh She might be happier with the dog.

.....

What?

[Charlia]

No, it isn't his misery, he wants the marriage in the first place.


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Kill him, Charlia, this isn't Disney.

No, it isn't his misery, he wants the marriage in the first place.

Trying to be on your girls side here but fine, end her misery. Kill that D

Hmm, that will be the backup plan in case they can't get to the crystal in time. Just assassinate him.

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What?

Wow, you guys, wow.

[World Anarchic Union]

What?

Wow, you guys, wow.

Hey, I never said anything about that kind of thing, I was merely referring to medieval courts.

[Claven]

Kill him, Charlia, this isn't Disney.

Trying to be on your girls side here but fine, end her misery. Kill that D

Hmm, that will be the backup plan in case they can't get to the crystal in time. Just assassinate him.

Sure, assassinate . I wouldve said castrate and split his body into two, but thats a nice term

[The Krogan]

Like they always say, a dog is a woman's best friend.

And I'll take that assassination contract if need be.

[Italios]

Like they always say, a dog is a woman's best friend.

And I'll take that assassination contract if need be.

dogs =/= diamonds.

[Charlia]

Hmm, that will be the backup plan in case they can't get to the crystal in time. Just assassinate him.

Sure, assassinate . I wouldve said castrate and split his body into two, but thats a nice term

Like they always say, a dog is a woman's best friend.

And I'll take that assassination contract if need be.

I don't know who's worse, Grimm or you guys.

Like they always say, a dog is a woman's best friend.

And I'll take that assassination contract if need be.

dogs =/= diamonds.

Sensibility.

[Claven]

Like they always say, a dog is a woman's best friend.

And I'll take that assassination contract if need be.

dogs =/= diamonds.

Ugh diamonds. A symbol of pressure

[The Krogan]

Like they always say, a dog is a woman's best friend.

And I'll take that assassination contract if need be.

dogs =/= diamonds.

Does that mean dogs equal diamonds?

[Italios]

Sure, assassinate . I wouldve said castrate and split his body into two, but thats a nice term

Like they always say, a dog is a woman's best friend.

And I'll take that assassination contract if need be.

I don't know who's worse, Grimm or you guys.

dogs =/= diamonds.

Sensibility.

Cents & Sensibility.

Gimme your money, gimme your crystals.

[Italios]

dogs =/= diamonds.

Does that mean dogs equal diamonds?

It means dogs don't equal diamonds.

[The Krogan]

Does that mean dogs equal diamonds?

It means dogs don't equal diamonds.

Yeah you're right, They're better!!