Serah wrote:Anowa wrote:
The ground rumbled a bit, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?" the ground rumbled a bit more.
Defcon: 2
Doomsday clock: 2 minutes to midnight
Public unrest: 20%
Time til zero hour: 51 hours
(see rule 2..)
"What? They let me borrow them, what's the deal? They aren't running around yet, but once we're out, we're getting the horses out, and they're ready to run." Alrick knew the ground what trembling, but thought nothing of it, after all, what could go wrong?
"Alrick. Grandpa. What happened is that the ground is trembling because you are about to summon both of those fearsome beasts, you know why they are fearsome? Not only by power but because THEY ARE HANDLING OUR VERY EARTH TOGETHER YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKTARD!" Heamet explained, losing his cool at the end.
"Oh. Oh. Fuuuuuuuuck. Well, I've done it now, oh I'm the bad guy boo fucking hoo. We still have more than two days to stop the whole planet from collapsing, that's a boost in confidence. Plus, those warhammer guys won't attack people on apocalypse horses, we can flip the bird at them while we're passing and wreck some of their units, not like they were useful anyway." Alrick continued, still keeping his usual personality.
"Now's not the time for fucking pity anyway, we have a world to save apocalypse or not."Dyelli Beybi wrote:Laurel chose the moment to make herself somewhat scarce, slinking into the background like a nervous cat. The horsemen were... well she couldn't imagine in what universe that was a good idea.
Alice also hadn't missed what was going on, "Then I saw the Lamb open one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures call out, as with a voice of thunder, ‘Come!’" she mumbled. Apparently she had found religion at some point in the last few years (or more accurately her restored memories had reminded her that she was a Lutheran), "I looked, and there was a white horse! Its rider had a bow; a crown was given to him, and he came out conquering and to conquer. When he opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature call out, ‘Come!’ And out came another horse, bright red; its rider was permitted to take peace from the earth, so that people would slaughter one another; and he was given a great sword."
She paused, "Is that about where we're up to?"
"Again, WE ARE NOT SUMMONING THE HORSEMEN. SIMPLY THE HORSE DAMMIT. HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED DARKSIDERS ONE OR TWO FOR FUCK'S SAKE?! THEY WERE GOING TO COME ANYWAY! WHO THE FUCK CARES?! WE'RE THE ONES ON THE HORSES NOW! TIME TO ROCK!" Alrick yelled, pushing off Hussar that was still maintaining him in a headlock.Anowa wrote:Hussar
Without looking away from Alrick's eyes I spoke, "This little shit cut our total time into quarters, we have, at most, 2 days until we get vaporized. After this, Alrick, I don't care what you do I'm banishing you to hell."
"You know, I've already been there right? It's a bit hot though, you sure you don't want to get me to a colder place? I handle cold better."
I growled, and turned to Alice, "FUCK!" the earth rumbled a bit more, "We don't have any time now with all the shit we need to do. Not with our time cut int a quarter. Game over people. best start praying and hoping for forgiveness because we're fucked now. "



