The Deadly Heat (AH-Cold War/OOC/Open)

[Caltarania]

Don't force me to liberate the Aboriginals, a'ight?

Don't force us! The true rulers of the world to Liberate....literally like the thousands of Ethnic groups in the soviet union

Glorious Socialism™ is what they fight for, not perfidious nationalities!

[Epraria]

You guys have some unrealistic views on the relationships between countries.

Relax this is all part of the Pre-IC weirdness phase of any healthy RP.

[The New Lowlands]

You guys have some unrealistic views on the relationships between countries.

This is the OOC.

It should be like 95% banter.

Just lie back and wait out the shitposting.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Damn, Everyone loves the ROad crushing power of the Landkreuzer Ratte

However There might be some Maus tanks for the sole purpose of parade and propaganda.

So I assume the German Jet industry is actually useful though

[Rhodesia-Botswana]

Can I give America and Germany free uranium just to piss off the Soviets?
Pretty please?

Don't force me to liberate the Aboriginals, a'ight?

To liberate the Aborigibals you have to get to Australia
To get to Australia you have to have a Navy.
> Soviets
> Navy
Pick one

[The New Lowlands]

However There might be some Maus tanks for the sole purpose of parade and propaganda.

So I assume the German Jet industry is actually useful though

nope, sorry
tfw america is better at everything

[Aldelxane]

Withdrawing my reservation of Egypt.

[Sveltlana]

Don't force us! The true rulers of the world to Liberate....literally like the thousands of Ethnic groups in the soviet union

Glorious Socialism™ is what they fight for, not perfidious nationalities!

kelt

kelt

kill franco pls

[Caltarania]

You guys have some unrealistic views on the relationships between countries.

This is the OOC.

It should be like 95% banter.

Just lie back and wait out the shitposting.

United Kingdom of Great Banter and Northern Smileland?

United Kingdom of Great Banter and Northern Smileland.

Don't force me to liberate the Aboriginals, a'ight?

To liberate the Aborigibals you have to get to Australia
To get to Australia you have to have a Navy.
> Soviets
> Navy
Pick one

I am literally buying a navy as soon as the RP starts.

Glorious Socialism™ is what they fight for, not perfidious nationalities!

kelt

kelt

kill franco pls

kkk

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Glorious Socialism™ is what they fight for, not perfidious nationalities!

kelt

kelt

kill franco pls

is of traitorous spain to Fascist internationale, must crush and Exterminate Catalans

[Epraria]

However There might be some Maus tanks for the sole purpose of parade and propaganda.

So I assume the German Jet industry is actually useful though

Ja why of course, Germany loves it's jet engines and rockets.

So I assume the German Jet industry is actually useful though

nope, sorry
tfw america is better at everything

Ha but you are using the inferior wing design instead of the superior German one.

[Caltarania]

kelt

kelt

kill franco pls

is of traitorous spain to Fascist internationale, must crush and Exterminate Catalans

Try it and three nukes come for Rome.

-raises high five for spain-

[Rhodesia-Botswana]

So I assume the German Jet industry is actually useful though

nope, sorry
tfw america is better at everything

I'm assuming Germany has early stealth bombers, right? (I thought they made one in the closing months of the war.)

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

is of traitorous spain to Fascist internationale, must crush and Exterminate Catalans

Try it and three nukes come for Rome.

-raises high five for spain-

WIll of bomb moscow with burnt pasta, even more famine

[The New Lowlands]

nope, sorry
tfw america is better at everything

I'm assuming Germany has early stealth bombers, right? (I thought they made one in the closing months of the war.)

Unintentionally, and the design would have little effective radar reduction against later platforms.

[Caltarania]

Try it and three nukes come for Rome.

-raises high five for spain-

WIll of bomb moscow with burnt pasta, even more famine

>Italy
>Reaching Moscow

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxa

>Soviets
>Caring about civilian casualties

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax

[Rhodesia-Botswana]

I'm assuming Germany has early stealth bombers, right? (I thought they made one in the closing months of the war.)

Unintentionally, and the design would have little effective radar reduction against later platforms.

Oh by the way, the next president of the U.S. should be Joseph Kennedy. I'd love to see his reaction to the British selling carriers to the Soviets.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

WIll of bomb moscow with burnt pasta, even more famine

>Italy
>Reaching Moscow

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxa

>Soviets
>Caring about civilian casualties

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax

>Not burning Sevastopol and the Soviet fleet

[Epraria]

So who wants to see Paris burnt to the ground by fanatic Germans as Germany is inevitably defeated?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

So who wants to see Paris burnt to the ground by fanatic Germans as Germany is inevitably defeated?

*Raises hand* Don't get pessimistic, We aren't affraid to pull a...well Italy and switch sides

[The New Lowlands]

So who wants to see Paris burnt to the ground by fanatic Germans as Germany is inevitably defeated?

>implying there will be any germans left

[Rhodesia-Botswana]

So who wants to see Paris burnt to the ground by fanatic Germans as Germany is inevitably defeated?

Nein, you will not be defeated. Australia needs you and America against Asian communists.

[The New Lowlands]

So who wants to see Paris burnt to the ground by fanatic Germans as Germany is inevitably defeated?

Nein, you will not be defeated. Australia needs you and America against Asian communists.

stop talking to the last remaining allies of Tojo D:<

[Rhodesia-Botswana]

Nein, you will not be defeated. Australia needs you and America against Asian communists.

stop talking to the last remaining allies of Tojo D:<

Speaking of the Japanese, I say we put a stop to the Yellow Horde once and for all. Let's commit genocide against the Japanese, then allow Europeans to settle the islands. It's a win win, no anime, no weeaboos. The possibilities are endless.

[The New Lowlands]

stop talking to the last remaining allies of Tojo D:<

Speaking of the Japanese, I say we put a stop to the Yellow Horde once and for all. Let's commit genocide against the Japanese, then allow Europeans to settle the islands. It's a win win, no anime, no weeaboos. The possibilities are endless.

no, that's retarded