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by **Benian Republic** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:02 pm

The Greater Gambia wrote:
Licata wrote:
Senegal might...

Where are we going to get da moneyz?

I sell very cheap, three billion for the whole thing.

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:02 pm

Licata wrote:
ZATAK wrote:I don't think you are allowed toown celestial bodies.. Oh wait you aint....

I just wanna make the lil' guy feel better, mang.

-Slaps-

This is why you are a dishonor to Grandpa Zatak and are infinite family..

Helping others...

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:03 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
The Greater Gambia wrote:
Where are we going to get da moneyz?

I sell very cheap, three billion for the whole thing.

etter start investing in some green paint Gambia or Senegal or whatever the hell you are...

by **The Greater Gambia** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:04 pm

ZATAK wrote:
Benian Republic wrote:I sell very cheap, three billion for the whole thing.

etter start investing in some green paint Gambia or Senegal or whatever the hell you are...

I'm the Gambia, Licata's Senegal

by **Licata** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:04 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
The Greater Gambia wrote:
Where are we going to get da moneyz?

I sell very cheap, three billion for the whole thing.

Oh, so about fourth of my yearly income? Can I pay you in dollars?

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:05 pm

Licata wrote:
Benian Republic wrote:I sell very cheap, three billion for the whole thing.

Oh, so about fourth of my yearly income? Can I pay you in dollars?

Maybe your new best buddy Iran can pay for it..

by **The Greater Gambia** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:05 pm

Maybe Senegal could give the Gambia the money so that it can have a competent army?

by **Benian Republic** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:06 pm

ZATAK wrote:
Licata wrote:
Oh, so about fourth of my yearly income? Can I pay you in dollars?

Maybe your new best buddy Iran can pay for it..

I sell to anyone only 4 billion.

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:06 pm

The Greater Gambia wrote:Maybe Senegal could give the Gambia the money so that it can have a competent army?

Arnt you the same guy who has a SU-25 but no armored vehicles?

by **Licata** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:07 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
ZATAK wrote:Maybe your new best buddy Iran can pay for it..

I sell to anyone only 4 billion.

I'll give you a trillion for it!

*Hands over one trillion dollar Zimbabwean bill*

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:07 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
ZATAK wrote:Maybe your new best buddy Iran can pay for it..

I sell to anyone only 4 billion.

I feel like that is breaking a treaty....

by **The Greater Gambia** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:07 pm

ZATAK wrote:
The Greater Gambia wrote:Maybe Senegal could give the Gambia the money so that it can have a competent army?

Arnt you the same guy who has a SU-25 but no armored vehicles?

No, no, no, you're thinking of Zambia, the Gambia of the South.

by **Licata** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:08 pm

The Greater Gambia wrote:Maybe Senegal could give the Gambia the money so that it can have a competent army?

If we form a Union our armed forces will be the same things, so our men will use standardized equipment.

by **Great Nepal** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:08 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
ZATAK wrote:Maybe your new best buddy Iran can pay for it..

I sell to anyone only 4 billion.

I'll bater; one of our death stars equipped with transdimentional drive so you can't detect it for your Venus.

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:08 pm

The Greater Gambia wrote:
ZATAK wrote:Arnt you the same guy who has a SU-25 but no armored vehicles?

No, no, no, you're thinking of Zambia, the Gambia of the South.

-Points to Gambian SU-25 and then point to empty Gambian army parking lot-

Really?

by **Benian Republic** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:09 pm

Great Nepal wrote:
Benian Republic wrote:I sell to anyone only 4 billion.

I'll bater; one of our death stars equipped with transdimentional drive so you can't detect it for your Venus.

I feel as if you are mocking me.

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:09 pm

Great Nepal wrote:
Benian Republic wrote:I sell to anyone only 4 billion.

I'll bater; one of our death stars equipped with transdimentional drive so you can't detect it for your Venus.

Can this military vehicle also make tea? Like all your other vehicles?

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:10 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:I'll bater; one of our death stars equipped with transdimentional drive so you can't detect it for your Venus.

I feel as if you are mocking me.

-Hits over head-

No... He is really really interested...

by **Licata** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:10 pm

Licata wrote:
Benian Republic wrote:I sell to anyone only 4 billion.

I'll give you a trillion for it!

*Hands over one trillion dollar Zimbabwean bill*

by **The Greater Gambia** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:11 pm

ZATAK wrote:
The Greater Gambia wrote:
No, no, no, you're thinking of Zambia, the Gambia of the South.

-Points to Gambian SU-25 and then point to empty Gambian army parking lot-

Really?

Wuh.-uh-oh-What!? Oh no, the Liberians stole my massive armored tank force, yeah that's it. I'm telling you, you can't trust those cross dressing, ebola having, warlord Liberians.

by **Great Nepal** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:12 pm

ZATAK wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:I'll bater; one of our death stars equipped with transdimentional drive so you can't detect it for your Venus.

Can this military vehicle also make tea? Like all your other vehicles?

The dimensions proved problematic, tea became irradiated and thats almost as bad as coffee! So this death star comes with orbiting drone which makes tea instead.

Benian Republic wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:I'll bater; one of our death stars equipped with transdimentional drive so you can't detect it for your Venus.

I feel as if you are mocking me.

Why'd you think death star is mocking matter?

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:13 pm

The Greater Gambia wrote:
ZATAK wrote:-Points to Gambian SU-25 and then point to empty Gambian army parking lot-

Really?

Wuh.-uh-oh-What!? Oh no, the Liberians stole my massive armored tank force, yeah that's it. I'm telling you, you can't trust those cross dressing, ebola having, warlord Liberians.

-Points to also empty Liberian parking lots-

That was very mean.. Blaming the Liberians and then going after there badass warlords..

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:14 pm

Great Nepal wrote:
ZATAK wrote:Can this military vehicle also make tea? Like all your other vehicles?

The dimensions proved problematic, tea became irradiated and thats almost as bad as coffee! So this death star comes with orbiting drone which makes tea instead.

Benian Republic wrote:I feel as if you are mocking me.

Why'd you think death star is mocking matter?

And it is also painted the colors of the UK flag while blasting God save the Queen to all the known galaxy to show those inferior alien races the might and power of the intergalactic british empire!

Right?

by **Great Nepal** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:15 pm

ZATAK wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:The dimensions proved problematic, tea became irradiated and thats almost as bad as coffee! So this death star comes with orbiting drone which makes tea instead.

Why'd you think death star is mocking matter?

And it is also painted the colors of the UK flag while blasting God save the Queen to all the known galaxy to show those inferior alien races the might and power of the intergalactic british empire!

Right?

Of course, in our British Empire billion suns never sets!

by **Zatak** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:30 pm

Great Nepal wrote:
ZATAK wrote:And it is also painted the colors of the UK flag while blasting God save the Queen to all the known galaxy to show those inferior alien races the might and power of the intergalactic british empire!

Right?

Of course, in our British Empire billion suns never sets!

"Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked!"

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