Harbertia wrote:So, I nearly posted this;KTLA 5
*jingle*
The camera panels down to a grey suited African American male, and a red headed Caucasian female, the woman smiles as the male looks over some papers. She beings to speak; "Good evening Los Angeles, Scott Summer back, Rod very nice coverage of the sports." Her male co anchor nods in acknowledgement as she continues seeing that he's not going to say anything, "Indeed, a devestating lose for the Oakland Rangers." Rod still has his mind on the papers, and after looking to the side Scott continues. "On to our leading story, HEIR, the Headquarters of Empowered Individual Research will be releasing a new study on the connection between pollutants, and the Mutant population. As you can see from these charts it's the chemicals you really have to worry about. Remind you of Asbestos Rob?"
Rob looks up from his paper, "Asbestos, yeah, Asbestos, agent orange... all that jazz. You know something Scott, I've been with KTLA since I came back from Nam-"
"Rob, now isn't-"
"And just like everyone else they want to get me out of the way, now is that fair? Is that really fair?"
"Well to be honest Rob you've been stairing off into the distance for the last five weeks, it's concerning, you don't really seem to respond to anyone."
Rob pauses looking at her a bit, "What?"
"That, that, you just black out."
"Black out? Black out? So now my skin color is in question?" Scott motions to the camera that it should shut off, but Rob is having none of it; "Off all the places I expected this behavior you, you where the last it- it- it- it-" he just stairs.
Scott turns to the camera; "We'll be back with back up news caster Delian, Delan, Dellll... Delain shortly.
*jingle and pan out*
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