2016: A Chaotic World [OOC/SIGN-UPS/MANY NATIONS NEEDED]

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Ireland would be breaking the rules then but even still it is ridiculously unrealistic for Canada to build WMDs then trade them to Irelnd for cows

They could... but it is unlikely given civilian stance...

Civilian stance is less important than total security to the new government. No amount of voting could change that. I'm sorry, but inside, Canada is a different place now.

[Benian Republic]

need something to keep you on your toes.

If you even think about I'll send nukes your way

And then ill nuke you back starting a nuclear war. but I have no plans to use them unless you get a little friendly with the border.

[Nivok Baves]

Ireland would be breaking the rules then but even still it is ridiculously unrealistic for Canada to build WMDs then trade them to Irelnd for cows

Hey, we Canadians like our hamburgers...
Yes, enough to potentially disrupt the world's geopolitical balance. We don't get a lot of burgers here, okay?

Have you seen the size of Canada? You could easily just get cows from there

[Nivok Baves]

If you even think about I'll send nukes your way

And then ill nuke you back starting a nuclear war. but I have no plans to use them unless you get a little friendly with the border.

You don't even have nukes. And what do you mean 'unless you get a little friendly with the border'?

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

What will you give me for 150 cyanide rifles?

Well, a possible breakaway and dissolution of the Soviet Union, and a guaranteed alliance with your nation after the possible gain of independence.

Hmm. I shouldn't be doing this. This is a risky game. You must KEEP THIS DEAL SECRET AT ALL COSTS and throw in 100 barrels of shale oil from Crimea, and I'll give you 100 of the cyanide rifles.



METAGAMERS BEWARE! SINCE THIS IS A CLOSED DEAL, YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!
Sorry about the caps.

[Kalifati Arab shqiptar]

Well, a possible breakaway and dissolution of the Soviet Union, and a guaranteed alliance with your nation after the possible gain of independence.

Hmm. I shouldn't be doing this. This is a risky game. You must KEEP THIS DEAL SECRET AT ALL COSTS and throw in 100 barrels of shale oil from Crimea, and I'll give you 100 of the cyanide rifles.



METAGAMERS BEWARE! SINCE THIS IS A CLOSED DEAL, YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!
Sorry about the caps.

Don't worry, I won't talk.

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Hey, we Canadians like our hamburgers...
Yes, enough to potentially disrupt the world's geopolitical balance. We don't get a lot of burgers here, okay?

Have you seen the size of Canada? You could easily just get cows from there

Have you seen how much of Canada is incapable of housing grazing land? I have this tiny strip of land in the south for grazing. Most of it on the west side is for lumber, and a good portion on the east side is for manufacturing, hydroelectrics, etc. And then most of the middle is for purely agricultural farming. So, no. It is very, very hard to "get cows from there".

[Nivok Baves]

Have you seen the size of Canada? You could easily just get cows from there

Have you seen how much of Canada is incapable of housing grazing land? I have this tiny strip of land in the south for grazing. Most of it on the west side is for lumber, and a good portion on the east side is for manufacturing, hydroelectrics, etc. And then most of the middle is for purely agricultural farming. So, no. It is very, very hard to "get cows from there".

Get friendly with American successors or with someone that is actually fertile in lands

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

And then ill nuke you back starting a nuclear war. but I have no plans to use them unless you get a little friendly with the border.

You don't even have nukes. And what do you mean 'unless you get a little friendly with the border'?

Good point. Ireland, you are somehow even farther away from nukes than I am. And if/when I do acquire them, I will not risk that. I'm sorry.

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Have you seen how much of Canada is incapable of housing grazing land? I have this tiny strip of land in the south for grazing. Most of it on the west side is for lumber, and a good portion on the east side is for manufacturing, hydroelectrics, etc. And then most of the middle is for purely agricultural farming. So, no. It is very, very hard to "get cows from there".

Get friendly with American successors or with someone that is actually fertile in lands

Okay then. Until they set up trading with me, I will be using any methods short of hostile behavior to acquire corn and livestock.

[Nivok Baves]

Get friendly with American successors or with someone that is actually fertile in lands

Okay then. Until they set up trading with me, I will be using any methods short of hostile behavior to acquire corn and livestock.

Or ask them politely

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Okay then. Until they set up trading with me, I will be using any methods short of hostile behavior to acquire corn and livestock.

Or ask them politely

I didn't mean acting hostile to the Americans. I meant anything other than hostile actions (ex: selling chemical weapons to Ireland).

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Hmm. I shouldn't be doing this. This is a risky game. You must KEEP THIS DEAL SECRET AT ALL COSTS and throw in 100 barrels of shale oil from Crimea, and I'll give you 100 of the cyanide rifles.



METAGAMERS BEWARE! SINCE THIS IS A CLOSED DEAL, YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!
Sorry about the caps.

Don't worry, I won't talk.

Still waiting for that Shale Oil. 1 barrel = 1 cyanide rifle

[Nivok Baves]

Or ask them politely

I didn't mean acting hostile to the Americans. I meant anything other than hostile actions (ex: selling chemical weapons to Ireland).

I'll Cuprus you a deal. If you don't give Ireland the chemical weapons, I'll give you a fuck ton of cows

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Attention all nations:

New Canada is now trading lumber at an incredibly low rate.
100 pounds of good lumber for 10 gallons of oil. So 100000 pounds of wood for 10000 gallons of oil and so on.

Also trading maple syrup for Corn.
10 gallons of syrup = 100 stalks of corn

Fish for weaponry
(100 medium fish = 10 large fish = 1000 small fish)

100 large fish = one rifle-scaled weapon
1000 large fish = 10 antipersonnel explosives
100000 large fish = 1 Abrams-sized main battle tank.

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

I didn't mean acting hostile to the Americans. I meant anything other than hostile actions (ex: selling chemical weapons to Ireland).

I'll Cuprus you a deal. If you don't give Ireland the chemical weapons, I'll give you a fuck ton of cows

How many cows exactly?

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Actually you might have a while to think. I have to go briefly.


Sidenote: Do not drink 3 glasses of water in 5 minutes. You will regret it.

[Nivok Baves]

I'll Cuprus you a deal. If you don't give Ireland the chemical weapons, I'll give you a fuck ton of cows

How many cows exactly?

Double that of what Ireland was going to give you

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

How many cows exactly?

Double that of what Ireland was going to give you

10 cows? ...
The number's so small because I was only giving Ireland 100 shells. In a firefight with 2 howitzers, 100
shells would be gone in 2 minutes.

[Nivok Baves]

Double that of what Ireland was going to give you

10 cows? ...
The number's so small because I was only giving Ireland 100 shells. In a firefight with 2 howitzers, 100
shells would be gone in 2 minutes.

I'll give you a hundred cows if you avoid trading with him

[Of The Rnclave]

Attention all nations:

New Canada is now trading lumber at an incredibly low rate.
100 pounds of good lumber for 10 gallons of oil. So 100000 pounds of wood for 10000 gallons of oil and so on.

Also trading maple syrup for Corn.
10 gallons of syrup = 100 stalks of corn

Fish for weaponry
(100 medium fish = 10 large fish = 1000 small fish)

100 large fish = one rifle-scaled weapon
1000 large fish = 10 antipersonnel explosives
100000 large fish = 1 Abrams-sized main battle tank.

You do know you don't post that here right?

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Double that of what Ireland was going to give you

10 cows? ...
The number's so small because I was only giving Ireland 100 shells. In a firefight with 2 howitzers, 100
shells would be gone in 2 minutes.

Give me 150 cows and 15 new high-quality fighter planes and I'll cut the number of chemical weapon exports to Ireland in half. Give me 450 cows an 45 new fighters and I'll stop it all together.

[Of The Rnclave]

10 cows? ...
The number's so small because I was only giving Ireland 100 shells. In a firefight with 2 howitzers, 100
shells would be gone in 2 minutes.

I'll give you a hundred cows if you avoid trading with him

I won't invade you if you stop

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Attention all nations:

New Canada is now trading lumber at an incredibly low rate.
100 pounds of good lumber for 10 gallons of oil. So 100000 pounds of wood for 10000 gallons of oil and so on.

Also trading maple syrup for Corn.
10 gallons of syrup = 100 stalks of corn

Fish for weaponry
(100 medium fish = 10 large fish = 1000 small fish)

100 large fish = one rifle-scaled weapon
1000 large fish = 10 antipersonnel explosives
100000 large fish = 1 Abrams-sized main battle tank.

You do know you don't post that here right?

No, I didn't. Thanks. By the way, I was waiting for you to get here. Will you sell me some F-22's?

[Nivok Baves]

10 cows? ...
The number's so small because I was only giving Ireland 100 shells. In a firefight with 2 howitzers, 100
shells would be gone in 2 minutes.

Give me 150 cows and 15 new high-quality fighter planes and I'll cut the number of chemical weapon exports to Ireland in half. Give me 450 cows an 45 new fighters and I'll stop it all together.

I'll give you 1000 cows, 45 new fighters and a new Aircraft Carrier if you stop making and selling chemical weapons