2016: A Chaotic World [OOC/SIGN-UPS/MANY NATIONS NEEDED]

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

New Canada does. Started Chemical research programs in late 2015 after founding.

pst pst Use some chemical weapons against the UK.

And be condemned by the UN, UK, US, and NATO? No thanks. I'm not looking for a third world war.

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

You see they were scared about having very few WMDs. Security in this new and changing age was placed over approval by the government.

[Nivok Baves]

Also you shouldn't know about the weapons deals, that's kind of metagaming unless someone told you directly.

More importantly, why is Canada, an ally of the UK, giving WMDs to a poor nation?

[Benian Republic]

Im gonna make Israel angry.

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

*CLASSIFIED*
TELEGRAM TO IRELAND'S GOVERNMENT
Are we still open for the Anthrax/beef tradeoff?

[Benian Republic]

*CLASSIFIED*
TELEGRAM TO IRELAND'S GOVERNMENT
Are we still open for the Anthrax/beef tradeoff?

Yes.

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Also you shouldn't know about the weapons deals, that's kind of metagaming unless someone told you directly.

More importantly, why is Canada, an ally of the UK, giving WMDs to a poor nation?

Good point. I'm doing this in secret though. But I see your point. Canada is still its likeable, heavily allied nation that it was on the outside, but in secret rooms a with codepads and locked doors, the parliament is much shadier. But, you don't know this!

[Kalifati Arab shqiptar]

So who wants to sell a chemical weapon to the Ukrainians? We are opening shop.

[Nivok Baves]

You seem to ignore ththe fact that Ireland has no place to store these weapons nor the money to properly house and look after them

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

So who wants to sell a chemical weapon to the Ukrainians? We are opening shop.

What will you give me for 150 cyanide rifles?

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

You seem to ignore ththe fact that Ireland has no place to store these weapons nor the money to properly house and look after them

Okay. That's nice.

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

*CLASSIFIED*
TELEGRAM TO IRELAND'S GOVERNMENT
Are we still open for the Anthrax/beef tradeoff?

Yes.

Okay, how much beef will you give me? Remember, 5 cows = 100 anthrax shells.

[Benian Republic]

You seem to ignore ththe fact that Ireland has no place to store these weapons nor the money to properly house and look after them

I might not need to house them for long.

[Benian Republic]

Yes.

Okay, how much beef will you give me? Remember, 5 cows = 100 anthrax shells.

5 cows.

[Nivok Baves]

You seem to ignore ththe fact that Ireland has no place to store these weapons nor the money to properly house and look after them

Okay. That's nice.

It's more than nice, it's breaking the damn rules

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Okay. That's nice.

It's more than nice, it's breaking the damn rules

It's not Canada's problem what Ireland does with chemical weapons. There is no physical or technological barrier keeping me from shipping the chemical weapons, but Ireland's storage and use is another matter.

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

Okay, how much beef will you give me? Remember, 5 cows = 100 anthrax shells.

5 cows.

We are currently shipping 100 new anthrax shells. Please keep this deal quiet. Do not use these weapons against any of my allies or I will appeal for a condemnation by the UN.

[Zatak]

It's more than nice, it's breaking the damn rules

It's not Canada's problem what Ireland does with chemical weapons. There is no physical or technological barrier keeping me from shipping the chemical weapons, but Ireland's storage and use is another matter.

As a Canadian myself i do not support getting Chemical weapons...

[Nivok Baves]

It's more than nice, it's breaking the damn rules

It's not Canada's problem what Ireland does with chemical weapons. There is no physical or technological barrier keeping me from shipping the chemical weapons, but Ireland's storage and use is another matter.

Ireland would be breaking the rules then but even still it is ridiculously unrealistic for Canada to build WMDs then trade them to Irelnd for cows

[Kalifati Arab shqiptar]

So who wants to sell a chemical weapon to the Ukrainians? We are opening shop.

What will you give me for 150 cyanide rifles?

Well, a possible breakaway and dissolution of the Soviet Union, and a guaranteed alliance with your nation after the possible gain of independence.

[Zatak]

It's not Canada's problem what Ireland does with chemical weapons. There is no physical or technological barrier keeping me from shipping the chemical weapons, but Ireland's storage and use is another matter.

Ireland would be breaking the rules then but even still it is ridiculously unrealistic for Canada to build WMDs then trade them to Irelnd for cows

They could... but it is unlikely given civilian stance...

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

5 cows.

We are currently shipping 100 new anthrax shells. Please keep this deal quiet. Do not use these weapons against any of my allies or I will appeal for a condemnation by the UN.

Without allowing them the knowledge that I sold them. This sale is not on record. It is more likely that they will believe innocent Canada rather than a nation that just used chemical warfare tactics. Not to be aggressive, just warning you not to use them on any of my allies, or rather any nation in a way that could be discovered easily.

[Benian Republic]

It's not Canada's problem what Ireland does with chemical weapons. There is no physical or technological barrier keeping me from shipping the chemical weapons, but Ireland's storage and use is another matter.

Ireland would be breaking the rules then but even still it is ridiculously unrealistic for Canada to build WMDs then trade them to Irelnd for cows

need something to keep you on your toes.

[Nivok Baves]

Ireland would be breaking the rules then but even still it is ridiculously unrealistic for Canada to build WMDs then trade them to Irelnd for cows

need something to keep you on your toes.

If you even think about I'll send nukes your way

[The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances]

It's not Canada's problem what Ireland does with chemical weapons. There is no physical or technological barrier keeping me from shipping the chemical weapons, but Ireland's storage and use is another matter.

Ireland would be breaking the rules then but even still it is ridiculously unrealistic for Canada to build WMDs then trade them to Irelnd for cows

Hey, we Canadians like our hamburgers...
Yes, enough to potentially disrupt the world's geopolitical balance. We don't get a lot of burgers here, okay?