Infinite Justice: Beyond (Marvel,DC,DBZ X/Over, OOC, Open)

[New Neros]

*Notices it was Darkseid that fucked Frost up and not Julie's attack. In the past*
*realises probably no one rembers that...+
*Is very sad*

Aha! Now we can get a hierarchy going. My last post has Thanos tanking bloodlusted Omega Beams from Darkseid. Twice. Frost gets rekt with one half-assed shot with Darkseid's eye closed.

I picked it because it seems a hell of a lot more useful in day-to-day life than some magic weaponry. Need to move some furniture? Easy. Car stopped working in the middle of the road? I'll help. Mjolnir on the other hand, doesn't seem that useful, if I can even fucking lift it.

So yeah, that's my reasoning.

But with Mjolnir, if you can lift it, the only other thing you need is an awesome cape, and then you can fly around, bashing stuff!
Just imagine that cape fluttering majestically behind you, as you rise into the air, hammer in hand, falling in slowmotion...

Which is fucking stupid that Marvel decided whoever owns Mjolnir = Thor, like, his actual name, when we get the bullshit Lady Thor. I'm all for a female Thor, but that really just spits in the face of the rest of the lore of someone picking up the hammer and getting the powers OF Thor, not being Thor himself. Like Beta Ray Bill for example.

[Rob Halfordia]

Also, I feel I should point out that the fight between Dabra and Xobice occurs slightly after the Secret Wars in the timeline.

[Rob Halfordia]

*Notices it was Darkseid that fucked Frost up and not Julie's attack. In the past*
*realises probably no one rembers that...+
*Is very sad*

Aha! Now we can get a hierarchy going. My last post has Thanos tanking bloodlusted Omega Beams from Darkseid. Twice. Frost gets rekt with one half-assed shot with Darkseid's eye closed.

But with Mjolnir, if you can lift it, the only other thing you need is an awesome cape, and then you can fly around, bashing stuff!
Just imagine that cape fluttering majestically behind you, as you rise into the air, hammer in hand, falling in slowmotion...

Which is fucking stupid that Marvel decided whoever owns Mjolnir = Thor, like, his actual name, when we get the bullshit Lady Thor. I'm all for a female Thor, but that really just spits in the face of the rest of the lore of someone picking up the hammer and getting the powers OF Thor, not being Thor himself. Like Beta Ray Bill for example.

How bout this. Fuck the very existence of lady Thor, as the idea of that is fucking retarded,

[The Republic of Atria]

I picked it because it seems a hell of a lot more useful in day-to-day life than some magic weaponry. Need to move some furniture? Easy. Car stopped working in the middle of the road? I'll help. Mjolnir on the other hand, doesn't seem that useful, if I can even fucking lift it.

So yeah, that's my reasoning.

But with Mjolnir, if you can lift it, the only other thing you need is an awesome cape, and then you can fly around, bashing stuff!
Just imagine that cape fluttering majestically behind you, as you rise into the air, hammer in hand, falling in slowmotion...

You can do that with the Sentry Serum. Including this too.

Neros, that is how it's always been. You pick up the hammer, you get Thors powers. You don't become Thor. They shat all over Thor Canon to make Lady Thor.

[New Neros]

Also, I feel I should point out that the fight between Dabra and Xobice occurs slightly after the Secret Wars in the timeline.

You're welcome for the Timeline help.

Aha! Now we can get a hierarchy going. My last post has Thanos tanking bloodlusted Omega Beams from Darkseid. Twice. Frost gets rekt with one half-assed shot with Darkseid's eye closed.



Which is fucking stupid that Marvel decided whoever owns Mjolnir = Thor, like, his actual name, when we get the bullshit Lady Thor. I'm all for a female Thor, but that really just spits in the face of the rest of the lore of someone picking up the hammer and getting the powers OF Thor, not being Thor himself. Like Beta Ray Bill for example.

How bout this. Fuck the very existence of lady Thor, as the idea of that is fucking retarded,

Bastards trying to be all SJW with Miles Morales and Lady Thor. Fuck 'em, make new heroes, don't shit on old ones.

But with Mjolnir, if you can lift it, the only other thing you need is an awesome cape, and then you can fly around, bashing stuff!
Just imagine that cape fluttering majestically behind you, as you rise into the air, hammer in hand, falling in slowmotion...

You can do that with the Sentry Serum. Including this too.

Neros, that is how it's always been. You pick up the hammer, you get Thors powers. You don't become Thor. They shat all over Thor Canon to make Lady Thor.

You just repeated everything I just said.

Also, you posted exactly why I hate The Sentry.

[The Republic of Atria]

Also, I feel I should point out that the fight between Dabra and Xobice occurs slightly after the Secret Wars in the timeline.

You're welcome for the Timeline help.

How bout this. Fuck the very existence of lady Thor, as the idea of that is fucking retarded,

Bastards trying to be all SJW with Miles Morales and Lady Thor. Fuck 'em, make new heroes, don't shit on old ones.

You can do that with the Sentry Serum. Including this too.

Neros, that is how it's always been. You pick up the hammer, you get Thors powers. You don't become Thor. They shat all over Thor Canon to make Lady Thor.

You just repeated everything I just said.

Also, you posted exactly why I hate The Sentry.

What's wrong with Sentry in that?

[The Starlight]

Yep, agree with you. Thor was Thor before the hammer. I would love for there to be a Lady Thor, but it got awkward just calling him Odinson after awhile. And killing off Thor would raise another uproar.

[New Neros]

You're welcome for the Timeline help.



Bastards trying to be all SJW with Miles Morales and Lady Thor. Fuck 'em, make new heroes, don't shit on old ones.



You just repeated everything I just said.

Also, you posted exactly why I hate The Sentry.

What's wrong with Sentry in that?

>Tanks Thor's hammer like nothing
>Implies Thor is a mega-pussy and his hammer sucks
>Thor can shatter planets with Mjolnir

And that the Sentry put himself throughout Marvel Canon...but then erased himself because he has hurt fee fees. He's an insufferable, forced character that I just despise. They worked on making him such a terrible mental problem as a weakness that it makes the entire character completely unlikeable and unrelatable to me.

Yep, agree with you. Thor was Thor before the hammer. I would love for there to be a Lady Thor, but it got awkward just calling him Odinson after awhile. And killing off Thor would raise another uproar.

I'll be honest though, I was pretty stoked with Ultimate Reed Richards kicked his ass whenever Ultimate Thor tried to invade The City.

[The Republic of Atria]

What's wrong with Sentry in that?

>Tanks Thor's hammer like nothing
>Implies Thor is a mega-pussy and his hammer sucks
>Thor can shatter planets with Mjolnir

And that the Sentry put himself throughout Marvel Canon...but then erased himself because he has hurt fee fees. He's an insufferable, forced character that I just despise. They worked on making him such a terrible mental problem as a weakness that it makes the entire character completely unlikeable and unrelatable to me.

Yep, agree with you. Thor was Thor before the hammer. I would love for there to be a Lady Thor, but it got awkward just calling him Odinson after awhile. And killing off Thor would raise another uproar.

I'll be honest though, I was pretty stoked with Ultimate Reed Richards kicked his ass whenever Ultimate Thor tried to invade The City.

Not the first time Sentry tanked something like that. He snapped Terrax's planetbusting axe like it was a twig. It ain't implying Thor is weak. It's implying Sentry is OP as shit.

I thought it was interesting. A druggy gaining the power of a god and then making himself important, only to find that he's causing more harm than good.

[The Starlight]

Oh, I'll have to look into that ultimate stuff. I actually haven't read anything about the Sentry besides in WWH.

Your latest post reminded me of Julius Casear...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0uGA2VA87mE/UT8aMaMw1rI/AAAAAAAABW4/e2564h8fn-s/s1600/julius_caesar_1953.jpg
Then fall Casear.

[The Republic of Atria]

Oh, I'll have to look into that ultimate stuff. I actually haven't read anything about the Sentry besides in WWH.

Your latest post reminded me of Julius Casear...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0uGA2VA87mE/UT8aMaMw1rI/AAAAAAAABW4/e2564h8fn-s/s1600/julius_caesar_1953.jpg
Then fall Casear.

Read Siege. It's short, heavily involves Asgard. And is awesome.

[Charmera]

Out of curiousity, what do you guys think of Lula so far?

[Mavorpen]

For some reason I thought you meant the Marvel Norse gods should be actually fucking horses.

Wait. Loki got fucked by a horse instead. And the horse that he was impregnated with had 7 legs.

Right. That is SO much better! Good idea Rob! /Rant/Sarcasm.

Loki will fuck anything.

And he's openly admitted that in the comics before.

[The Starlight]

Oh, I'll have to look into that ultimate stuff. I actually haven't read anything about the Sentry besides in WWH.

Your latest post reminded me of Julius Casear...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0uGA2VA87mE/UT8aMaMw1rI/AAAAAAAABW4/e2564h8fn-s/s1600/julius_caesar_1953.jpg
Then fall Casear.

Read Siege. It's short, heavily involves Asgard. And is awesome.

Will do the next opportunity I get. Gotta go now, good night everyone!

[Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos]

Wow, Salis is actually going toe to toe against a Kryptonian. I didn't think this was possible.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I picked it because it seems a hell of a lot more useful in day-to-day life than some magic weaponry. Need to move some furniture? Easy. Car stopped working in the middle of the road? I'll help. Mjolnir on the other hand, doesn't seem that useful, if I can even fucking lift it.

So yeah, that's my reasoning.

But with Mjolnir, if you can lift it, the only other thing you need is an awesome cape, and then you can fly around, bashing stuff!
Just imagine that cape fluttering majestically behind you, as you rise into the air, hammer in hand, falling in slowmotion...

Y'now, I'd much prefer being able to save on electricity costs, thank you.

[New Neros]

>Tanks Thor's hammer like nothing
>Implies Thor is a mega-pussy and his hammer sucks
>Thor can shatter planets with Mjolnir

And that the Sentry put himself throughout Marvel Canon...but then erased himself because he has hurt fee fees. He's an insufferable, forced character that I just despise. They worked on making him such a terrible mental problem as a weakness that it makes the entire character completely unlikeable and unrelatable to me.



I'll be honest though, I was pretty stoked with Ultimate Reed Richards kicked his ass whenever Ultimate Thor tried to invade The City.

Not the first time Sentry tanked something like that. He snapped Terrax's planetbusting axe like it was a twig. It ain't implying Thor is weak. It's implying Sentry is OP as shit.

I thought it was interesting. A druggy gaining the power of a god and then making himself important, only to find that he's causing more harm than good.

Eh, alright power-wise.

But still, Sentry just can't give it a rest. He should have used his powers to get more drugs.

Oh, I'll have to look into that ultimate stuff. I actually haven't read anything about the Sentry besides in WWH.

Your latest post reminded me of Julius Casear...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0uGA2VA87mE/UT8aMaMw1rI/AAAAAAAABW4/e2564h8fn-s/s1600/julius_caesar_1953.jpg
Then fall Casear.

Excellent, thank you! I wanted to portray the closeness of the battle between them, as they were neck and neck for the longest time until Darkseid pulled through with one vote. As much as I like Thanos, I tend to like Darkseid moreso, and thus gave them each major props. Though, I will admit, it felt like Thanos had the edge for most of the fight. Fact of the matter was, he was hurting just as bad as Darkseid, but didn't want to show it.

But with Mjolnir, if you can lift it, the only other thing you need is an awesome cape, and then you can fly around, bashing stuff!
Just imagine that cape fluttering majestically behind you, as you rise into the air, hammer in hand, falling in slowmotion...

Y'now, I'd much prefer being able to save on electricity costs, thank you.

You will overload your breakers instantly. Houses mainly run off of 120 volt in North America, and 230 in Europe/Asia, anything above would instantly fry your lines.

Neros is very much electrician.

[Rob Halfordia]

Can't Darkseid kind of instawin with the Omega Sanction?

[Rob Halfordia]

While I know much more interesting things were going on at the time, what did everyone think of Dabra vs Xobice?

I personally think I probably could have made the fight a little longer, and feel like I cut it off kind of short, but I want to know what the people think so I can improve. and to feed my ego

[New Neros]

Can't Darkseid kind of instawin with the Omega Sanction?

He has survived the exact ordeal of the Omega Sanction without any ill effect.

But, as I implied previously, Darkseid and Thanos have fought before and perhaps DS tried them then to no effect.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You will overload your breakers instantly. Houses mainly run off of 120 volt in North America, and 230 in Europe/Asia, anything above would instantly fry your lines.

Neros is very much electrician.

...

I meant I wouldn't need lightbulbs anymore, Neros.

[Altito Asmoro]

Wow, Salis is actually going toe to toe against a Kryptonian. I didn't think this was possible.

It wasn't.

Fate is a terrible thing, isn't it? Too bad Len recognized Salis as another villain. He didn't recognized Vannis as the villain.

[Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos]

Wow, Salis is actually going toe to toe against a Kryptonian. I didn't think this was possible.

It wasn't.

Fate is a terrible thing, isn't it? Too bad Len recognized Salis as another villain. He didn't recognized Vannis as the villain.

But... he is. The Kryptonian just flew through a portal at whatever speed he was heading towards the atmosphere that let to a spot a few feet from the ground. Unless he can slow down and perceive everything extremely quickly (which he might be able to, Kryptonians are stupid powerful) he is going to ram face first into the road at huge speeds. Might not kill him, but I'd think it would at least knock him out long enough for Salis to portal away to safety.

[Rob Halfordia]

While I know much more interesting things were going on at the time, what did everyone think of Dabra vs Xobice?

I personally think I probably could have made the fight a little longer, and feel like I cut it off kind of short, but I want to know what the people think so I can improve. and to feed my ego

Anyone? No... okay

[Altito Asmoro]

It wasn't.

Fate is a terrible thing, isn't it? Too bad Len recognized Salis as another villain. He didn't recognized Vannis as the villain.

But... he is. The Kryptonian just flew through a portal at whatever speed he was heading towards the atmosphere that let to a spot a few feet from the ground. Unless he can slow down and perceive everything extremely quickly (which he might be able to, Kryptonians are stupid powerful) he is going to ram face first into the road at huge speeds. Might not kill him, but I'd think it would at least knock him out long enough for Salis to portal away to safety.

Yes, he ram face first. When I said it wasn't it is for the answer to your question about "I didn't think this was possible." He's powerful, he can perceive everything but not few seconds in front of him and definitely not a portal appeared.

I think that when he ram in generates effects until few blocks away, right?