Infinite Justice: Beyond (Marvel,DC,DBZ X/Over, OOC, Open)

[Rob Halfordia]

notice me neros

Lord Frost has been dead for years, even Dragon Balls couldn't bring him back.

He never really died, his body was just destroyed. Frost will never die forever.

I just want recognition that I can into good plot.

[Charmera]

*Notices it was Darkseid that fucked Frost up and not Julie's attack. In the past*
*realises probably no one rembers that...+
*Is very sad*

Twas but a scratch.

No, 'twas but a flesh wound have been the correct thing to say!
And she forced him to retreat! Tearing up half his body...

[Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos]

Are Kryptonians susceptible to pressure points?

[The Republic of Atria]

*Notices it was Darkseid that fucked Frost up and not Julie's attack. In the past*
*realises probably no one rembers that...+
*Is very sad*

To be fair, you can survive being ripped in half. Arcosians are difficult to kill because they can survive lethal injuries.

DS's Omega beams? One beam knocked out Superman. And DS was holding it back because he wanted Superman alive so he could turn him into a minion. They are pretty damn powerful.

Yes Empire. THough you would need a shitload of strength.

[Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos]

*Notices it was Darkseid that fucked Frost up and not Julie's attack. In the past*
*realises probably no one rembers that...+
*Is very sad*

To be fair, you can survive being ripped in half. Arcosians are difficult to kill because they can survive lethal injuries.

DS's Omega beams? One beam knocked out Superman. And DS was holding it back because he wanted Superman alive so he could turn him into a minion. They are pretty damn powerful.

Yes Empire. THough you would need a shitload of strength.

So Salis would need way more strength than what he has to use it to make Aaron drop Vannis? In that case the only option I'm seeing is either killing him or cutting off his hand.

[Charmera]

*Notices it was Darkseid that fucked Frost up and not Julie's attack. In the past*
*realises probably no one rembers that...+
*Is very sad*

To be fair, you can survive being ripped in half. Arcosians are difficult to kill because they can survive lethal injuries.

DS's Omega beams? One beam knocked out Superman. And DS was holding it back because he wanted Superman alive so he could turn him into a minion. They are pretty damn powerful.

Yes Empire. THough you would need a shitload of strength.

True... *sighs sadly*

[Altito Asmoro]

To be fair, you can survive being ripped in half. Arcosians are difficult to kill because they can survive lethal injuries.

DS's Omega beams? One beam knocked out Superman. And DS was holding it back because he wanted Superman alive so he could turn him into a minion. They are pretty damn powerful.

Yes Empire. THough you would need a shitload of strength.

So Salis would need way more strength than what he has to use it to make Aaron drop Vannis? In that case the only option I'm seeing is either killing him or cutting off his hand.

I remember I have a Kryptonian character. I could give it to you Empire, if you want.

[The Republic of Atria]

Damn. Lots of people picked the Sentry Serum.

Someone explain why! IT's not like Gungnir and Mjolnir are weak!

[Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos]

So Salis would need way more strength than what he has to use it to make Aaron drop Vannis? In that case the only option I'm seeing is either killing him or cutting off his hand.

I remember I have a Kryptonian character. I could give it to you Empire, if you want.

Nah, I think I'll just cut off the dudes hand and let Lavan Tri figure it out. I'm sure there's something that allows Kryptonians to heal extreme wounds.

[Rob Halfordia]

Damn. Lots of people picked the Sentry Serum.

Someone explain why! IT's not like Gungnir and Mjolnir are weak!

Because I'm not a fan of the Americanization and effective parodying of Nordic mythology.

[The Republic of Atria]

Damn. Lots of people picked the Sentry Serum.

Someone explain why! IT's not like Gungnir and Mjolnir are weak!

Because I'm not a fan of the Americanization and effective parodying of Nordic mythology.

Right. They should've kept them fucking horses instead.

[Charmera]

Because I'm not a fan of the Americanization and effective parodying of Nordic mythology.

Right. They should've kept them fucking horses instead.

Actually Gungnir was a spear...

[The Republic of Atria]

Right. They should've kept them fucking horses instead.

Actually Gungnir was a spear...

I know...

[Mavorpen]

Because I'm not a fan of the Americanization and effective parodying of Nordic mythology.

Right. They should've kept them fucking horses instead.

For some reason I thought you meant the Marvel Norse gods should be actually fucking horses.

[Charmera]

Actually Gungnir was a spear...

I know...

...right...
I'll go back to shutting up then...

[The Republic of Atria]

Right. They should've kept them fucking horses instead.

For some reason I thought you meant the Marvel Norse gods should be actually fucking horses.

Wait. Loki got fucked by a horse instead. And the horse that he was impregnated with had 7 legs.

Right. That is SO much better! Good idea Rob! /Rant/Sarcasm.

[Rob Halfordia]

Because I'm not a fan of the Americanization and effective parodying of Nordic mythology.

Right. They should've kept them fucking horses instead.

Only Loke did that.

For some reason I thought you meant the Marvel Norse gods should be actually fucking horses.

Wait. Loki got fucked by a horse instead. And the horse that he was impregnated with had 7 legs.

Right. That is SO much better! Good idea Rob! /Rant/Sarcasm.

Loke was fucked up, not some pretty boy as Marvel would have you believe.

[Charmera]

Right. They should've kept them fucking horses instead.

Only Loke did that.

Wait. Loki got fucked by a horse instead. And the horse that he was impregnated with had 7 legs.

Right. That is SO much better! Good idea Rob! /Rant/Sarcasm.

Loke was fucked up, not some pretty boy as Marvel would have you believe.

Pretty boy? Honestly I never got that impression from him.
Maybe in the movies, but then again the movies have an avengers with no spider man, so...

[The Republic of Atria]

Right. They should've kept them fucking horses instead.

Only Loke did that.

Wait. Loki got fucked by a horse instead. And the horse that he was impregnated with had 7 legs.

Right. That is SO much better! Good idea Rob! /Rant/Sarcasm.

Loke was fucked up, not some pretty boy as Marvel would have you believe.

The point is no one takes it seriously. It's a parody of itself.

Loki was made into a pretty boy by Tom Hiddleston. Comic Loki ain't pretty.

[Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos]

Only Loke did that.



Loke was fucked up, not some pretty boy as Marvel would have you believe.

Pretty boy? Honestly I never got that impression from him.
Maybe in the movies, but then again the movies have an avengers with no spider man, so...

He's a bit of a pretty boy in the movies, but in his head he is still pretty messed up. Also, the Spider-man thing should change soon. I believe he's supposed to pop up in civil war.

[Rob Halfordia]

Only Loke did that.



Loke was fucked up, not some pretty boy as Marvel would have you believe.

The point is no one takes it seriously. It's a parody of itself.

Loki was made into a pretty boy by Tom Hiddleston. Comic Loki ain't pretty.

You have to take the weird with the awesome. I just don't like it when people like Star and his merry band elf fuckers make it look like a Lord of the Rings movie.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Damn. Lots of people picked the Sentry Serum.

Someone explain why! IT's not like Gungnir and Mjolnir are weak!

I picked it because it seems a hell of a lot more useful in day-to-day life than some magic weaponry. Need to move some furniture? Easy. Car stopped working in the middle of the road? I'll help. Mjolnir on the other hand, doesn't seem that useful, if I can even fucking lift it.

So yeah, that's my reasoning.

[Altito Asmoro]

Damn. Lots of people picked the Sentry Serum.

Someone explain why! IT's not like Gungnir and Mjolnir are weak!

I picked it because it seems a hell of a lot more useful in day-to-day life than some magic weaponry. Need to move some furniture? Easy. Car stopped working in the middle of the road? I'll help. Mjolnir on the other hand, doesn't seem that useful, if I can even fucking lift it.

So yeah, that's my reasoning.

I can lift a hammer.

[The Starlight]

Damn. Lots of people picked the Sentry Serum.

Someone explain why! IT's not like Gungnir and Mjolnir are weak!

I picked it because it seems a hell of a lot more useful in day-to-day life than some magic weaponry. Need to move some furniture? Easy. Car stopped working in the middle of the road? I'll help. Mjolnir on the other hand, doesn't seem that useful, if I can even fucking lift it.

So yeah, that's my reasoning.

But with Mjolnir, if you can lift it, the only other thing you need is an awesome cape, and then you can fly around, bashing stuff!
Just imagine that cape fluttering majestically behind you, as you rise into the air, hammer in hand, falling in slowmotion...

[Rob Halfordia]

I picked it because it seems a hell of a lot more useful in day-to-day life than some magic weaponry. Need to move some furniture? Easy. Car stopped working in the middle of the road? I'll help. Mjolnir on the other hand, doesn't seem that useful, if I can even fucking lift it.

So yeah, that's my reasoning.

But with Mjolnir, if you can lift it, the only other thing you need is an awesome cape, and then you can fly around, bashing stuff!
Just imagine that cape fluttering majestically behind you, as you rise into the air, hammer in hand, falling in slowmotion...

A look into Star's definition of practicality.