Lith and Friends Summer Vacay (Invite-Only, Chat Thread)

[Isle of Lithonia]

Lith, plz teach me how to write ecchi

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Welp, if you ever need my help, just TG me.

[Ulvenes]

*sad snips*

Hey man, that sucks. But keep your head up, Nek. Accept my millions of virtual hugs, and this batch of cookies.

I do hope things get better for you. Honestly, life is difficult as hell, but those small explosions of joy and beauty are worth the intense pain. It may not seem like it now, but it definitely is true.

Damnit Nek.. I want cookies too.. ;_;

[Nekronia]

Hey man, that sucks. But keep your head up, Nek. Accept my millions of virtual hugs, and this batch of cookies.

I do hope things get better for you. Honestly, life is difficult as hell, but those small explosions of joy and beauty are worth the intense pain. It may not seem like it now, but it definitely is true.

Damnit Nek.. I want cookies too.. ;_;

I don't really like cookies. Unless they're those soft delicious sugarcookies that you can find in supermarkets. *drools*

*pushes cookies over to Ulv* *resumes drooling about sugar cookies*

*sad snips*

Hey man, that sucks. But keep your head up, Nek. Accept my millions of virtual hugs, and this batch of cookies.

I do hope things get better for you. Honestly, life is difficult as hell, but those small explosions of joy and beauty are worth the intense pain. It may not seem like it now, but it definitely is true.

Hopefully once I get to my shrink and I one day move out of this living environment, I'll be better. It's rather rare for me nowadays to have moments of genuine joy. If it wasn't for the fact that long ago in a galaxy far, far away when I was younger I could easily be happy as holy hell. Now it's just not-being-irritated. The psychiatrist should be able to fix my problem. In any case, at least I'll be able to find a girlfriend over the summer since I'm being signed up for OKCupid so I can have a 'normal' relationship.

So, nine more days until I can at least get some peace of mind from getting confirmation of... whatever I have. At least my parents aren't Scientologists. That would suuuuuuuck.

[New Jordslag]

Damnit Nek.. I want cookies too.. ;_;

I don't really like cookies. Unless they're those soft delicious sugarcookies that you can find in supermarkets. *drools*

*pushes cookies over to Ulv* *resumes drooling about sugar cookies*

I want some soft sugarcookies.

[Nekronia]

I don't really like cookies. Unless they're those soft delicious sugarcookies that you can find in supermarkets. *drools*

*pushes cookies over to Ulv* *resumes drooling about sugar cookies*

I want some soft sugarcookies.

*HISSES* >:C

[New Jordslag]

I want some soft sugarcookies.

*HISSES* >:C

*bops head repeatedly with tiny fists* Nek-chan! Stop being meeeeaaaan!

[Nekronia]

*HISSES* >:C

*bops head repeatedly with tiny fists* Nek-chan! Stop being meeeeaaaan!

MINE. SOFT SUGARCOOKIES ARE ONE OF THE FEW THINGS I LIKE.

Seriously, I could write down every food that I like on my hand, no problem. Very few on that small list are treats.

[Ulvenes]

*HISSES* >:C

I'll share my sugarcookies with you :3

//Inb4 unintended sexual puns.

[Nekronia]

*HISSES* >:C

I'll share my sugarcookies with you :3

//Inb4 unintended sexual puns.

I'd love to get some of your cookies *eyebrow waggling*

[Ulvenes]

*eyebrow waggling*

[Nature-Spirits]

I'm being signed up for OKCupid so I can have a 'normal' relationship.

Just.... Just... no....

[Ulvenes]

I wonder if Lith would let Ylva turn in to a wolf..

She and Chesh could be good friends then

[Nekronia]

I wonder if Lith would let Ylva turn in to a wolf..

She and Chesh could be good friends then

Then Saul exploded. The end.

I'm being signed up for OKCupid so I can have a 'normal' relationship.

Just.... Just... no....

It's either have 'normal relationships' or have poverty. Look for a different shot at love that won't utterly ruin me, or take a major gamble. I learned my lesson last time so I'm just going to have to find someone else. At least nothing major can go wrong with OKCupid.

My love life is cursed, I tell ya. Trying to be able to have a relationship the first time was probably the single most damaging thing for me in my life, and then the girl wasn't interested by the time I was ready, so now I'm cynical towards my odds this time and in the future. If I run away from home without money or a job or any skills for love, I feel as though I'm just giving up a whole lot for a whole lotta nothin'. I feel like I'm being a dick for this but it's either OKCupid or dying in a gutter as a lonely alcoholic, so I'm going to go with not being an alcoholic and allowing myself to be signed up for OKCupid.

Shit that sounded more depressing than I intended it to be. Oh well. *twiddles thumbs until it's time for the psych*

[Ulvenes]

It's either have 'normal relationships' or have poverty. Look for a different shot at love that won't utterly ruin me, or take a major gamble. I learned my lesson last time so I'm just going to have to find someone else. At least nothing major can go wrong with OKCupid.

My love life is cursed, I tell ya. Trying to be able to have a relationship the first time was probably the single most damaging thing for me in my life, and then the girl wasn't interested by the time I was ready, so now I'm cynical towards my odds this time and in the future. If I run away from home without money or a job or any skills for love, I feel as though I'm just giving up a whole lot for a whole lotta nothin'. I feel like I'm being a dick for this but it's either OKCupid or dying in a gutter as a lonely alcoholic, so I'm going to go with not being an alcoholic and allowing myself to be signed up for OKCupid.

Shit that sounded more depressing than I intended it to be. Oh well. *twiddles thumbs until it's time for the psych*

[Nature-Spirits]

Just.... Just... no....

It's either have 'normal relationships' or have poverty. Look for a different shot at love that won't utterly ruin me, or take a major gamble. I learned my lesson last time so I'm just going to have to find someone else. At least nothing major can go wrong with OKCupid.

My love life is cursed, I tell ya. Trying to be able to have a relationship the first time was probably the single most damaging thing for me in my life, and then the girl wasn't interested by the time I was ready, so now I'm cynical towards my odds this time and in the future. If I run away from home without money or a job or any skills for love, I feel as though I'm just giving up a whole lot for a whole lotta nothin'. I feel like I'm being a dick for this but it's either OKCupid or dying in a gutter as a lonely alcoholic, so I'm going to go with not being an alcoholic and allowing myself to be signed up for OKCupid.

Shit that sounded more depressing than I intended it to be. Oh well. *twiddles thumbs until it's time for the psych*

If anything, you should obviously sign up for Grindr.

Or sugardaddy.com.

[Ulvenes]

If anything, you should obviously sign up for Grindr.

Or sugardaddy.com.

[Icrum]

*eyebrow waggling*

I'll share my sugarcookies with you :3

//Inb4 unintended sexual puns.

I'd love to get some of your cookies *eyebrow waggling*

OI, that's my joke!

[The Templar High Council]

I wonder if Lith would let Ylva turn in to a wolf..

She and Chesh could be good friends then

Then Saul exploded. The end.

Just.... Just... no....

It's either have 'normal relationships' or have poverty. Look for a different shot at love that won't utterly ruin me, or take a major gamble. I learned my lesson last time so I'm just going to have to find someone else. At least nothing major can go wrong with OKCupid.

My love life is cursed, I tell ya. Trying to be able to have a relationship the first time was probably the single most damaging thing for me in my life, and then the girl wasn't interested by the time I was ready, so now I'm cynical towards my odds this time and in the future. If I run away from home without money or a job or any skills for love, I feel as though I'm just giving up a whole lot for a whole lotta nothin'. I feel like I'm being a dick for this but it's either OKCupid or dying in a gutter as a lonely alcoholic, so I'm going to go with not being an alcoholic and allowing myself to be signed up for OKCupid.

Shit that sounded more depressing than I intended it to be. Oh well. *twiddles thumbs until it's time for the psych*

I forgot how old you are, Nek, but you could always go to college somewhere one of us who is older than you. That is, if you plan on going to college. You could move down to Charleston, go to the beach, say hi to Temp, and eat a lot of shrimp.
Great idea, if I do say so myself.

[Ulvenes]

OI, that's my joke!

Crimea River.

[Ulvenes]

Ylva and Chesh.

[Nature-Spirits]

Then Saul exploded. The end.

It's either have 'normal relationships' or have poverty. Look for a different shot at love that won't utterly ruin me, or take a major gamble. I learned my lesson last time so I'm just going to have to find someone else. At least nothing major can go wrong with OKCupid.

My love life is cursed, I tell ya. Trying to be able to have a relationship the first time was probably the single most damaging thing for me in my life, and then the girl wasn't interested by the time I was ready, so now I'm cynical towards my odds this time and in the future. If I run away from home without money or a job or any skills for love, I feel as though I'm just giving up a whole lot for a whole lotta nothin'. I feel like I'm being a dick for this but it's either OKCupid or dying in a gutter as a lonely alcoholic, so I'm going to go with not being an alcoholic and allowing myself to be signed up for OKCupid.

Shit that sounded more depressing than I intended it to be. Oh well. *twiddles thumbs until it's time for the psych*

I forgot how old you are, Nek, but you could always go to college somewhere one of us who is older than you. That is, if you plan on going to college. You could move down to Charleston, go to the beach, say hi to Temp, and eat a lot of shrimp.
Great idea, if I do say so myself.

No, no, come up to chilly Canada and hang out with meee. We can drink hot chocolate and hang out in the cold weather, and I can reveal the true beauty of the prairies in winter.

[Nekronia]

I forgot how old you are, Nek, but you could always go to college somewhere one of us who is older than you. That is, if you plan on going to college. You could move down to Charleston, go to the beach, say hi to Temp, and eat a lot of shrimp.
Great idea, if I do say so myself.

No, no, come up to chilly Canada and hang out with meee. We can drink hot chocolate and hang out in the cold weather, and I can reveal the true beauty of the prairies in winter.

@Temp: I turned 18 last month (exactly a month ago on the east coast as of now), but I can't really pick my college since my parents control all the money and the letters and information and stuff. But if I could go near one of you guys I'd be more than happy to chill with you all! Although, I'm not fond of hot weather, bugs, or shrimp. And I don't go to the beach often. Also whenever I hear that city name I'm going to want to the do you-know-what-dance.

@NatSpi: ♪THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY♪ I love cold weather, I like hot chocolate, and Canada sounds great. Unfortunately, I heard about the bug season in the Stairway to Heaven thread. Yyyyyeah, I'd be wearing a hazmat suit with a flamethrower for a few months of the year if I lived there

But, in either case, I'd still like to visit you guys a lot.

If anything, you should obviously sign up for Grindr.

Considering that I vastly prefer a female companion, I'm not gonna want Grindr. I'm primarily attracted to female secondary sex characteristics. Example: If Hugh Jackman or someone else that's obviously male secretly had female parts, it'd still be 2homo4me. If Megan Fox (Okay her personality but that's the first name to come to mind, but this is example) secretly had male parts, I would be perfectly fine. Besides, objectively, I'd say having a female companion is better since it's best of both worlds. Hey, guys can't exactly wear a strap-off

Or sugardaddy.com.

My nuclear family isn't rich, it's lower middle class. If I grabbed my computer gear and just ran away to my friend's crowded apartment, then my quality of life wouldn't be much different in the short term since I don't use any room space aside from perching ontop of furniture like a bird. (I might have a BMI that's below-healthy, but I'm still too heavy for chairs' arms to support me anymore )

So, I can't be a sugar daddy since I lack money, education, financial independence, and skills. Unless of course you're suggesting I go be some girl's plaything. ...I should stop talking before I need to open an incognito window or a ban appeal form

[Ulvenes]

No, no, come up to chilly Canada and hang out with meee. We can drink hot chocolate and hang out in the cold weather, and I can reveal the true beauty of the prairies in winter.

Back off Canadian. It's too empty up there.

[The Templar High Council]

No, no, come up to chilly Canada and hang out with meee. We can drink hot chocolate and hang out in the cold weather, and I can reveal the true beauty of the prairies in winter.

@Temp: I turned 18 last month (exactly a month ago on the east coast as of now), but I can't really pick my college since my parents control all the money and the letters and information and stuff. But if I could go near one of you guys I'd be more than happy to chill with you all! Although, I'm not fond of hot weather, bugs, or shrimp. And I don't go to the beach often. Also whenever I hear that city name I'm going to want to the do you-know-what-dance.

Where do you think you're going to end up then?

And I'm 2 months older than you.

I don't go to the beach much either, but it's rarely cold, and only get's hot in summer. Most of the time, we're sitting around mid-70s.

[Ulvenes]

Where do you think you're going to end up then?

With me. Cause he must.