389th Orbital Police Corps [OOC] Still Accepting Apps

[Jeremy Beaver]

YOU WANT COMIC RELIEF?! I'LL GIVE YOU COMIC RELIEF!!

But yeah, the circus is in town now.

Oh boy.

Makes me feel good when I know Shaggy's covering my back.

"Zoinks Geert I dont know about this it's really spooky."

[Penguinia-Tempor]

Oh boy.

Makes me feel good when I know Shaggy's covering my back.

"Zoinks Geert I dont know about this it's really spooky."

I can't imagine that...

[Nekronia]

Oh boy.

Makes me feel good when I know Shaggy's covering my back.

"Zoinks Geert I dont know about this it's really spooky."

*tasers badguy* "Let's see who the gargoyle REALLY is!" *pulls off mask* *oh god that's not a mask that was his face why does LX-13 do this shit* "...oh."

[Penguinia-Tempor]

Makes me feel good when I know Shaggy's covering my back.

"Zoinks Geert I dont know about this it's really spooky."

*tasers badguy* "Let's see who the gargoyle REALLY is!" *pulls off mask* *oh god that's not a mask that was his face why does LX-13 do this shit* "...oh."

Oh shit!

[Senkaku]

Still accepting apps?


I might pop in.

[Jeremy Beaver]

*tasers badguy* "Let's see who the gargoyle REALLY is!" *pulls off mask* *oh god that's not a mask that was his face why does LX-13 do this shit* "...oh."

Oh shit!

Later that day Shaggy was fired from the OPC.

He never saw employment from that day forward.

[Vancon]

Still accepting apps?


I might pop in.

My RP's never close.

Never again.

RIP JGJ 2014

[Ontorisa]

Franson's in the gym if anyone wants to join him

Didn't realize that you guys moved Smith from the Med Bay to the Lounge again, sooo, yeah.

[The United Remnants of America]

A hour and another 4 pages of OOC. The Hell, guys?

[Jeremy Beaver]

A hour and another 4 pages of OOC. The Hell, guys?

Its mostly orgasming about tanks and Russia Quantity VS German Quality and yaadaadadadada

[The United Remnants of America]

For people n the medbay, just assume that Kael is doing what he's supposed to be doing and shooting you up full of stims to counter the alcohol.

I haz no tiem 4 posting.

[Imperialisium]

A hour and another 4 pages of OOC. The Hell, guys?

Its mostly orgasming about tanks and Russia Quantity VS German Quality and yaadaadadadada

Don't lie you felt the passion too!

[Isle of Lithonia]

Name: Maximilian Metzer
Age: 26
Gender: Male (eunuch)
Appearance:

(Image)

Preferred Rank: Constable
Preferred Class: Combat
Nationality: English
Experience: 6 years in a private security company, 9 months as an OSP janitor (Hey, somebody needs to keep the place clean!), 6 weeks actually on the OSP force.
Height & Weight: 5'6"/135lb ; 167.6cm/61.2kg
Short Bio: Stoner had a single-parent childhood, single-parent went missing, he can't remember what happened, and (now through a random series of events and blind luck) he ended up on a police force in space.
RP Example: I was invited by Lith to be, as he put it, "comedic relief". I'M JUST DOING MY JOB
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Likes: Chillin', clowns, clowning around, acrobatics (WHEEEE), puns, ganja, going pewpewpew
Dislikes: People bein' dicks about stuff, bein' uptight, working overtime, being in tight enclosed spaces, having to focus on boring things
Full Bio:

Maximilian was born in the lower-class to a single mother. In school, he wasn't very motivated and generally did poorly in everything except some sports. At home, his mother generally was busy working and would keep him in the closet whenever she would bring a new friend over. Max was okay with it, but it was pretty boring being in a closet for an hour or two. He eventually just got stoned constantly to tune out, and how he managed to pass basic highschool is anybody's guess. However, his lame life got lamer one day. Police arrived at the Metzer household and found Max surrounded by blood with his mother missing, however he doesn't recall what happened, where she went, or why he was by a pool of blood. He didn't worry too much about what happened and why he couldn't actually remember the event, but his mental development was stunted a bit by the traumatic event.

Life went on, and the teen barely got through highschool and was in the bottom of the lower class. He barely managed to hold low-paying jobs, and his spending money was all wasted on weed to tune out and relax. At one point, he managed to meet a relatively wealthy individual while working as a convenience store clerk, who introduced him to an entirely new way of life. The rich man brought religion into Maximilian's meaningless life, and gave purpose. Max was enthralled by this lovely turn of events. Then the cult was shut down by the police for illegally castrating its members and other bizarre law violations. So Max was back to being a useless stoner, but at he had a bit more of a purpose with that bizarre clown cult's teachings in him about the lords and saviors Violent J and 2Dope. The hundred euros in spending money was nice too.

Maximilian managed to find work basically as a security officer somehow, and again somehow managed to luck out and get a job. The reason he picked this is that he figured he could just smoke weed on the job the whole time. Yeah, real philosophical reasoning there. Anyways, he did the sitting around the building and smoking weed in the middle of the night like he intended to and his job required, and this went on for a few months with nothing of note happening. THEN there was an attempted robbery, and well... he actually did pretty well. He managed to acrobat around and dodge gunfire with sheer luck and clowning skills, and tasered the perps. The incompetent stoner managed to get such a surprise out of the rest of the company that he was actually promoted to more important jobs. Again and again, he managed to do his job right out of sheer luck. There wasn't any rational explanation. Max claims it was "MIRACLES BRUH", but that would be retarded. Some years later, the manchild woke up one morning in space without actually remembering how he got there after a long night of, well, marijuana as usual. Apparently he was approached by OCP and managed to net a nice job as a janitor. After several months as a janitor, he was reassigned to be a cop. He had no idea why. Probably signed a contract while high as balls, a frivolous hacker decided to put a stoner on the police force, or there was some sort of clerical error and the janitor somehow got switched with a constable or something. In any case, the lucky clown was now on one of the best peacekeeping organizations in human history. He, again, somehow managed to bullshit and luck his way through the first several weeks, alongside lucking out and dodging bullets and tasering "the bad guys". He has absolutely god-awful aim though, so that he isn't really given any lethal arms since an incompetent stoner with deadly weapons is a disaster waiting to happen.


So now there's a clown with a bizarre amount of luck cartwheeling around tasering criminals on an elite private police force while smoking pot.

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Theme: The Next Episode. More commonly known as "SMOKE WEED ERR DAY"
Blood Type: A+
Sexuality: Heterosexual. But he's, y'know, childish so don't expect him to really going to hop on the hump wagon. Also he's a eunuch, so...
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Weapon: Ultralightweight carbine that fires electrifying stun rounds (Guaranteed to incapacitate anything from a dog to an armored horse with <1.0% death rate, or your money back!); Heavy stungun with a dozen 'shots' before it needs a battery swap (Warning: Do not use repeatedly on same person! Adler Industries is not liable for any death or injury resulting from abuse of plasma channel electrification.)
Spare Gear: Stun baton (Self-explanatory: Beat Prod the opponent while the Stun Stick™ is activated.); Extra pouch filled with a ton of strong zipties; Combat knife (for cutting people free and accidentally getting human rights violations other utility purposes.); Combat gas mask; 2 tear gas grenades (Warning: Choking hazard. Keep away from small children.)

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I GIVE IT A FUCKING MASSIVE STAMP OF SUPER CO-OP APPROVAL!!!!!!

[Jeremy Beaver]

Its mostly orgasming about tanks and Russia Quantity VS German Quality and yaadaadadadada

Don't lie you felt the passion too!

Its true.


Ah man that 75mm is so huge I just want to load all my shells into ah yeah!

[Vancon]

Name: Maximilian Metzer
Age: 26
Gender: Male (eunuch)
Appearance:

(Image)

Preferred Rank: Constable
Preferred Class: Combat
Nationality: English
Experience: 6 years in a private security company, 9 months as an OSP janitor (Hey, somebody needs to keep the place clean!), 6 weeks actually on the OSP force.
Height & Weight: 5'6"/135lb ; 167.6cm/61.2kg
Short Bio: Stoner had a single-parent childhood, single-parent went missing, he can't remember what happened, and (now through a random series of events and blind luck) he ended up on a police force in space.
RP Example: I was invited by Lith to be, as he put it, "comedic relief". I'M JUST DOING MY JOB
---
Likes: Chillin', clowns, clowning around, acrobatics (WHEEEE), puns, ganja, going pewpewpew
Dislikes: People bein' dicks about stuff, bein' uptight, working overtime, being in tight enclosed spaces, having to focus on boring things
Full Bio:

Maximilian was born in the lower-class to a single mother. In school, he wasn't very motivated and generally did poorly in everything except some sports. At home, his mother generally was busy working and would keep him in the closet whenever she would bring a new friend over. Max was okay with it, but it was pretty boring being in a closet for an hour or two. He eventually just got stoned constantly to tune out, and how he managed to pass basic highschool is anybody's guess. However, his lame life got lamer one day. Police arrived at the Metzer household and found Max surrounded by blood with his mother missing, however he doesn't recall what happened, where she went, or why he was by a pool of blood. He didn't worry too much about what happened and why he couldn't actually remember the event, but his mental development was stunted a bit by the traumatic event.

Life went on, and the teen barely got through highschool and was in the bottom of the lower class. He barely managed to hold low-paying jobs, and his spending money was all wasted on weed to tune out and relax. At one point, he managed to meet a relatively wealthy individual while working as a convenience store clerk, who introduced him to an entirely new way of life. The rich man brought religion into Maximilian's meaningless life, and gave purpose. Max was enthralled by this lovely turn of events. Then the cult was shut down by the police for illegally castrating its members and other bizarre law violations. So Max was back to being a useless stoner, but at he had a bit more of a purpose with that bizarre clown cult's teachings in him about the lords and saviors Violent J and 2Dope. The hundred euros in spending money was nice too.

Maximilian managed to find work basically as a security officer somehow, and again somehow managed to luck out and get a job. The reason he picked this is that he figured he could just smoke weed on the job the whole time. Yeah, real philosophical reasoning there. Anyways, he did the sitting around the building and smoking weed in the middle of the night like he intended to and his job required, and this went on for a few months with nothing of note happening. THEN there was an attempted robbery, and well... he actually did pretty well. He managed to acrobat around and dodge gunfire with sheer luck and clowning skills, and tasered the perps. The incompetent stoner managed to get such a surprise out of the rest of the company that he was actually promoted to more important jobs. Again and again, he managed to do his job right out of sheer luck. There wasn't any rational explanation. Max claims it was "MIRACLES BRUH", but that would be retarded. Some years later, the manchild woke up one morning in space without actually remembering how he got there after a long night of, well, marijuana as usual. Apparently he was approached by OCP and managed to net a nice job as a janitor. After several months as a janitor, he was reassigned to be a cop. He had no idea why. Probably signed a contract while high as balls, a frivolous hacker decided to put a stoner on the police force, or there was some sort of clerical error and the janitor somehow got switched with a constable or something. In any case, the lucky clown was now on one of the best peacekeeping organizations in human history. He, again, somehow managed to bullshit and luck his way through the first several weeks, alongside lucking out and dodging bullets and tasering "the bad guys". He has absolutely god-awful aim though, so that he isn't really given any lethal arms since an incompetent stoner with deadly weapons is a disaster waiting to happen.


So now there's a clown with a bizarre amount of luck cartwheeling around tasering criminals on an elite private police force while smoking pot.

---

Theme: The Next Episode. More commonly known as "SMOKE WEED ERR DAY"
Blood Type: A+
Sexuality: Heterosexual. But he's, y'know, childish so don't expect him to really going to hop on the hump wagon. Also he's a eunuch, so...
---
Weapon: Ultralightweight carbine that fires electrifying stun rounds (Guaranteed to incapacitate anything from a dog to an armored horse with <1.0% death rate, or your money back!); Heavy stungun with a dozen 'shots' before it needs a battery swap (Warning: Do not use repeatedly on same person! Adler Industries is not liable for any death or injury resulting from abuse of plasma channel electrification.)
Spare Gear: Stun baton (Self-explanatory: Beat Prod the opponent while the Stun Stick™ is activated.); Extra pouch filled with a ton of strong zipties; Combat knife (for cutting people free and accidentally getting human rights violations other utility purposes.); Combat gas mask; 2 tear gas grenades (Warning: Choking hazard. Keep away from small children.)

*lith being excited*[/size]

Ya ya, I don't need to say much here:
Accepted into the Ranks of the Orbital Police Corps
Please post this into the Archive, and the link is in the OP.

[Imperialisium]

I don't think Elijah is mentally for for duty at this point...

@jeremy: you know the feels

[Of The Rnclave]

I don't think Elijah is mentally for for duty at this point...

@jeremy: you know the feels

He has PTSD that's it,for reason she just explained

[Charmera]

Hooo boy... this isn't going to end well...

[Of The Rnclave]

Hooo boy... this isn't going to end well...

He explained his position, I might add in permission to speak freely

[Vancon]

I foresee this RP being cool as fuck.

[Of The Rnclave]

I foresee this RP being cool as fuck.

Same herein love it so far

[Jeremy Beaver]

2 much feels 5 Geert

Good thing hes not there.



@Imperial Only thing better would be a 150mm KV-2 gun.

[Of The Rnclave]

2 much feels 5 Geert

Good thing hes not there.



@Imperial Only thing better would be a 150mm KV-2 gun.

Who's feels?

[Jeremy Beaver]

2 much feels 5 Geert

Good thing hes not there.



@Imperial Only thing better would be a 150mm KV-2 gun.

Who's feels?

Geert left because of the shit going on in the Lounge in the first place so going back or staying there probably wasn't going to end very well.

[Of The Rnclave]

Who's feels?

Geert left because of the shit going on in the Lounge in the first place so going back or staying there probably wasn't going to end very well.

Whatcha think of Elijah's story?