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The Republic of Atria
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Postby The Republic of Atria » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:07 pm

Crimson was getting bored with the group in the TARDIS. As much as he wanted to kill them all, that wouldn't be the smartest play. Yet. They might have their uses in the future. He vibrated into the Speed Force and shot to another dimension only to be shot into yet another universe that he didn't intend to. He looked around and decided to find something to do. After zipping through Middle Earth for a short while, he heard some very loud music. Death metal. He wandered over to what seemed to be the band. "Humans! Where in the name of hell am I?!" He tried to shout above the music.

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Postby Discords Equstria » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:14 pm

Barad Dur. Gorgoroth

"Angmar. Akhorahil. You will go to the shire. For Saruman's treachery has been revealed. And with it, the location of my ring. Find the one they call Baggins. Go!" Said the dark lord as he waved off his greatest wraiths. He was tall, seeing as he most commonly relied on fear these days. That was a helpful trait. Sauron was one of the oldest and most powerful warriors in the multiverse. Being the second dark lord to have ever existed. He had brought entire worlds under his control when he served his master. And when his master had fallen. He had been greatly weakened, and trapped on Arda. No more....
Sauron traveled to his personal room, lowering himself to the size of a mortal, and clearing the shadows that surrounded him. Well his servants made war with the free peoples on Arda. He himself would go on a multiversial adventure. If he was ever to live up to his title of Dark Lord. He must live up to the conquests of his former master. This was a task he had planned out for eons. And now with the energy of multiversial travelers about. He could finally leave Arda.
As he opened a portal near the balcony, he gave a cruel smile. And looked down to check his supply bag. A weapon, food, and various other objects. He wore his standard traveling clothes. Much like Elven wear, but colored red and black. His belt buckle was the lidless eye. Grinning as he stepped through the portal. Almost instantly. He found himself in a new realm. Slightly disorganization, but alive. He appeared to be on a island, and nearby he spotted a city. Walking down the road a bit. He saw a sign showing where he was, and it said the message. "Welcome to berk!" Seeing this, he walked into the dark ages town.

TARDIS

"Soooooo.....now what?" Asked Screwball getting rather bored, and not wishing to go outside. She looked at the Doctor before hiding her bat behind her back. "So your the doctor right?"
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Discords Equstria wrote:I'll post....Eventually

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The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:you're sol when it comes to warnick, the others, they may post soon.

Yeah, thanks to the Procrastination Nation over there. *passive-aggressive sigh*

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Postby Charmera » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:17 pm

Bunkeranlage wrote:The Northern Wilderness

The violent, unforgiving ocean. As huge and forceful as it was, it could not reach the lone Rider, flying high above its surface on the back of a majestic black dragon. Other dragons respectfully swerved out of the way of the black dragon as he soared magnificently through the great skies of the North. The great Northern Lights had just begun their numinous dance in the great sky as the dying sun slowly sank below the watery horizon.

The Rider and his dragon sped further into the North, charging gracefully through the troposphere. A colossal Timber-Jack dragon soared just metres below them, oblivious to the euphoric pair that had just flown so silently above them.

Indeed, the Rider had never felt more free. Free to soar high above the troubles of the world, above the torrential rains. As he descended, the sun sank, completely hidden from sight. A lone island, surrounded by sea stacks, loomed in front of the Rider. With a sharp jerk of his leg, the dragon dived below the clouds, into the magnificent twilight of that day, before landing elegantly on the grassy plains of the island. It was a beautiful island, surrounded with mighty trees and rocks. A large mountain pointed proudly into the night sky, highlighting the impressive beauty of the Northern end of the great Earth.

This Rider was none other than the son of Chief Stoick of Berk- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, known to all as the Navigator. He knew the way around the Northern Wilderness like the back of his hand, having spent a full year charting the entire area on the back of his faithful dragon, Toothless.

Now, he had found a new island. Taking one of Toothless' saddlebags, he pitched a little tent at the edge of the island, before starting a fire and boiling some water in a little pot. The entire day of flying had taken its toll, both on Hiccup and on Toothless. It was fortunate that they had stopped before to catch fish. Some went into the soup, the rest went to the dragon. His diets had consisted mainly of fish, potatoes, tomatoes and the odd chicken every now and then, all of which was either thrown into a pot of boiling water or grilled. Not the best diet he could think of, but good enough for him.

As he stretched his good leg, gingerly removing his prosthetic and dismantling it, the young Viking smiled, rubbing his dragon's head affectionately. "Not a bad day, eh Toothless?" he said cheerfully. Toothless responded with a playful nudge, before chomping on the fish that his rider had saved for him.

"Get some sleep. We've got a long day tomorrow."

Hiccup and Toothless were not alone for long however. With a burst of flames a single figure appeared as if from nowhere on the island. She was at first angry, frustrated even. The search for Ramaz had led to only more questions, and even less answers. She was sorely tempted to burn something, but she was momentarily distracted by the unfamiliarity of her location, somehow her planeswalking had been... diverted... Mentally going through all the planes she had visited in her life, she couldn't think of one that this one was like. She looked around for something that could tell her where she was, but only saw what looked like a fire.

Right. fire. Maybe whoever made it knows where the hell I am. She thought, walking towards the fire with determination in her eyes.
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Postby Bunkeranlage » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:26 pm

The fire woke Hiccup with a start. It was but a flash, yet it splashed everywhere and lit the island up for a split second. He desperately fumbled about in the ensuing darkness, groping around for his metal leg, which he put back on. Drawing a sword, he timidly stood up, holding the blade weakly in front of him. He had seen many strange things before, but this was something else completely… something malefic. Toothless was also aware of the strange occurrence, growling agitatedly and glancing about nervously.

It was now apparent that they were not alone; Out of the fire, a lone female figure had appeared, and was headed right for the place where the two planned to spend the night. Even in the darkness, Hiccup's sharp eyes were able to pick out the height of the woman, though her face remained obscured and tenebrous. Hiccup slowly inched towards her with the sword, little beads of sweat rolling down his neck. There would be no way to know if the woman was a friend or a foe, unless he asked. There was no choice left.

"Who are you?"
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Postby Mundeo » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:29 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Barad Dur. Gorgoroth

"Angmar. Akhorahil. You will go to the shire. For Saruman's treachery has been revealed. And with it, the location of my ring. Find the one they call Baggins. Go!" Said the dark lord as he waved off his greatest wraiths. He was tall, seeing as he most commonly relied on fear these days. That was a helpful trait. Sauron was one of the oldest and most powerful warriors in the multiverse. Being the second dark lord to have ever existed. He had brought entire worlds under his control when he served his master. And when his master had fallen. He had been greatly weakened, and trapped on Arda. No more....
Sauron traveled to his personal room, lowering himself to the size of a mortal, and clearing the shadows that surrounded him. Well his servants made war with the free peoples on Arda. He himself would go on a multiversial adventure. If he was ever to live up to his title of Dark Lord. He must live up to the conquests of his former master. This was a task he had planned out for eons. And now with the energy of multiversial travelers about. He could finally leave Arda.
As he opened a portal near the balcony, he gave a cruel smile. And looked down to check his supply bag. A weapon, food, and various other objects. He wore his standard traveling clothes. Much like Elven wear, but colored red and black. His belt buckle was the lidless eye. Grinning as he stepped through the portal. Almost instantly. He found himself in a new realm. Slightly disorganization, but alive. He appeared to be on a island, and nearby he spotted a city. Walking down the road a bit. He saw a sign showing where he was, and it said the message. "Welcome to berk!" Seeing this, he walked into the dark ages town.

TARDIS

"Soooooo.....now what?" Asked Screwball getting rather bored, and not wishing to go outside. She looked at the Doctor before hiding her bat behind her back. "So your the doctor right?"

In the TARDIS, Equestria

Before he could reply to Liliana and Screwball, Crimson disappeared out of nowhere, probably went to another dimension. It was a relief he was gone, he looked like he would only cause trouble. He walked towards the door, and turned towards his guests, "So, before we head off, I should introduce myself. I am The Doctor, and... when you go outside, yes it is bigger on the inside. A whole new world awaits us outside those doors! Allons-y!"

The Adventure Begins!
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Postby Charmera » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:31 pm

Bunkeranlage wrote:The fire woke Hiccup with a start. It was but a flash, yet it splashed everywhere and lit the island up for a split second. He desperately fumbled about in the ensuing darkness, groping around for his metal leg, which he put back on. Drawing a sword, he timidly stood up, holding the blade weakly in front of him. He had seen many strange things before, but this was something else completely… something malefic. Toothless was also aware of the strange occurrence, growling agitatedly and glancing about nervously.

It was now apparent that they were not alone; Out of the fire, a lone female figure had appeared, and was headed right for the place where the two planned to spend the night. Even in the darkness, Hiccup's sharp eyes were able to pick out the height of the woman, though her face remained obscured and tenebrous. Hiccup slowly inched towards her with the sword, little beads of sweat rolling down his neck. There would be no way to know if the woman was a friend or a foe, unless he asked. There was no choice left.

"Who are you?"

Chandra did not feel comfortable in the ensuing darkness, especially not when she could do something about it. A snap of her fingers and she created a torch like light which hovered next to her. She turned her attention back to the boy, who was threatening her with a blade, which did nothing to help her mood. "Drop the blade kid, I'm not going to hurt you." She stated simply, having no time for games. "If you want a name, call me Chandra." She continued, before noticing the dragon. "Where... exactly am I? Is this Theros? Shandalar? Tarkir? Where?"
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:And here, we see a wild Shittonicus Charactericus, coloquially known as Charmera, in its natural habitat. It seems to be displaying behavior expected from one of its kind, producing numerous characters and juggling them with its front paws.

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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:35 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:
Mundeo wrote:You got to be kidding me, "I'll deal with you later!" He chased after the twins, and after running around the console for a good minute, he finally snatched the two up. "We are not stuck here! We are just— having technical difficulties. Don't worry! All we have to do is repair the console, and find out what is causing the TARDIS to malfunction" Luckily, that was able to stop the kids from panicking, and he stomped back to the girl with the baseball bat, who was now sitting on top of the console. "Oi, get off! You, you still have to explain yourself, and that other lady in here. Who are you, and how did you get here?"


TARDIS
"I'm screwball! Who are you? And were am I? And do you have any chocolate milk?" Asked the little girls with a smile as began sitting on the ceiling

Pelenor

Ignoring the loud music from afar, the two brothers continued their march towards Minas Tirith, as they got closer Boromir made sure to draw his sword. "So Dragonborn, do they have dark lords were you live?" Asked Faramir

Pelenor
"Yes, many, Alduin the World Eater, Miraak the first Dragonborn, Molag Bal the Daedric Prince of Conquest, Mehrunes Dagon, most of them are defeated, though. Alduin and Miraak were killed by me, Molag and Mehrunes are currently in plains of Oblivion."

TARDIS
Dipper calmed down and said "I needed to do that, I'm good, now. Mabel, are we good?" Mabel just nodded while catching her breath. Dipper then said "Should we just go and explore the land? Find someone who could help?"
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Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

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Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Postby Conglomerate of Iron » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:38 pm

The Republic of Atria wrote:Crimson was getting bored with the group in the TARDIS. As much as he wanted to kill them all, that wouldn't be the smartest play. Yet. They might have their uses in the future. He vibrated into the Speed Force and shot to another dimension only to be shot into yet another universe that he didn't intend to. He looked around and decided to find something to do. After zipping through Middle Earth for a short while, he heard some very loud music. Death metal. He wandered over to what seemed to be the band. "Humans! Where in the name of hell am I?!" He tried to shout above the music.

A massive crowd was now viewing the Dethklok show. Orc and human alike were appreciating the shockingly brutal metal of Dethklok. Many were already joining as Klokateers, or at least supporting the cause by buying merchandise.

Nathan noticed Crimson. Once the song was over he announced a ten minute break for the band. The crowd went about buying food from the nearby Dethklok concession stands.

"You are in Middle Earth. We have come here to share the most metal of all metals with these backwards people, and introduce them to a black blacker than even Sauron can conjure." Nathan voiced the explanation in a brutal death growl.

"Ya, and to sell Dethdrugs." said Pickles in his Midwest accent.

Already, many in the crowd were getting super high on "Alabama Juice" Pickles own personal brand of Morphine drink.

Murderface, starting to sober up, pissed on a passed out fans head.

"So whats do yous want withs us?" Said Skwissgar.
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Postby Mundeo » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:44 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
Discords Equstria wrote:
TARDIS
"I'm screwball! Who are you? And were am I? And do you have any chocolate milk?" Asked the little girls with a smile as began sitting on the ceiling

Pelenor

Ignoring the loud music from afar, the two brothers continued their march towards Minas Tirith, as they got closer Boromir made sure to draw his sword. "So Dragonborn, do they have dark lords were you live?" Asked Faramir

Pelenor
"Yes, many, Alduin the World Eater, Miraak the first Dragonborn, Molag Bal the Daedric Prince of Conquest, Mehrunes Dagon, most of them are defeated, though. Alduin and Miraak were killed by me, Molag and Mehrunes are currently in plains of Oblivion."

TARDIS
Dipper calmed down and said "I needed to do that, I'm good, now. Mabel, are we good?" Mabel just nodded while catching her breath. Dipper then said "Should we just go and explore the land? Find someone who could help?"

Equestria

"I'm off to go on my own accord, anyone can come join me. But you lot seem trustworthyou can go on your own way". The TARDIS landed on top of a lush, green hill. A verdant expanse stretched all around him and the sky was completely clear, with the sun high in the sky. In the distance a castle of some sort can be seen, looks like the place to go. "Well, if any of you know this place, that would be great"
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Postby Discords Equstria » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:49 pm

Equestria

"Wait umm. Do we have to do out? Can we stay in your sciencey box instead? Please? Its not very safe. I have been here before." Asked screwball as she stayed next to the door.

Berk

Sauron. Who had gone by his alias. "Annatar" Had used both the power of his voice. And his dominate will. To quickly make important friends within the city. One of which being the chief. At first the dragons had come as a surprise, but as always, he adapted quickly to the situation. Realizing that, soon with a little bit of influence, he could have a army of dragons. Ready to unleash upon the free peoples. He grinned as he continued to walk among the dragons.

Pelenor

"Well then. Tell me more well my brother signals the gatemen we are here" Said Boromir as Faramir walked off

As this was happening. Three of the Nazgul currently flew to Pelenor. Under orders of the master to disband the metal concert going on, and punish the orcs for being with the humans. As their fell beasts landed. They crushed a large portion of the crowd under foot. And after giving off a deathly screech which disabled the loud speakers. He addressed the band. "I am Khamul the black. Your music has been causing a disturbance among the armies of Mordor. And under command of my master Sauron the great. I order you to stop. Or die"
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Discords Equstria wrote:I'll post....Eventually

*procrastination level: Increased*
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The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:you're sol when it comes to warnick, the others, they may post soon.

Yeah, thanks to the Procrastination Nation over there. *passive-aggressive sigh*

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Postby Mundeo » Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:56 pm

Equestria

"Wait umm. Do we have to do out? Can we stay in your sciencey box instead? Please? Its not very safe. I have been here before." Asked screwball as she stayed next to the door.


"Oh! You know this place! Fantastic!" He dragged Screwball outside of the TARDIS. "Can you by any chance, lead me to that castle over there? Oh, how about some information about this place, 'cause I don't have a single clue!"
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Postby The United Empire of Exucular » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:01 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Equestria

"Wait umm. Do we have to do out? Can we stay in your sciencey box instead? Please? Its not very safe. I have been here before." Asked screwball as she stayed next to the door.

Kyle walked up to Screwball. "And where exactly are we?" Vader was standing a little way off holding his lightsaber in his hand. He was hoping there was something in this universe he could use it on.
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Postby Conglomerate of Iron » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:05 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Equestria

"Wait umm. Do we have to do out? Can we stay in your sciencey box instead? Please? Its not very safe. I have been here before." Asked screwball as she stayed next to the door.

Berk

Sauron. Who had gone by his alias. "Annatar" Had used both the power of his voice. And his dominate will. To quickly make important friends within the city. One of which being the chief. At first the dragons had come as a surprise, but as always, he adapted quickly to the situation. Realizing that, soon with a little bit of influence, he could have a army of dragons. Ready to unleash upon the free peoples. He grinned as he continued to walk among the dragons.

Pelenor

"Well then. Tell me more well my brother signals the gatemen we are here" Said Boromir as Faramir walked off

As this was happening. Three of the Nazgul currently flew to Pelenor. Under orders of the master to disband the metal concert going on, and punish the orcs for being with the humans. As their fell beasts landed. They crushed a large portion of the crowd under foot. And after giving off a deathly screech which disabled the loud speakers. He addressed the band. "I am Khamul the black. Your music has been causing a disturbance among the armies of Mordor. And under command of my master Sauron the great. I order you to stop. Or die"



Nathan raised an eyebrow at the weird Wyrms and their riders.

"I will tell you what you stupid worm, we are way more badass than you are!"

Suddenly, the Klokateers reconnected the loudspeakers and the band gave a mighty metal blast of noise. Many in the crowd had their ears blown from it, and were tossed away. The Klokateers had earplugs and were tied on beforehand, as it was expected. Hopefully, the blast would make the Nazgul understand the situation.
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:16 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Equestria

"Wait umm. Do we have to do out? Can we stay in your sciencey box instead? Please? Its not very safe. I have been here before." Asked screwball as she stayed next to the door.

Berk

Sauron. Who had gone by his alias. "Annatar" Had used both the power of his voice. And his dominate will. To quickly make important friends within the city. One of which being the chief. At first the dragons had come as a surprise, but as always, he adapted quickly to the situation. Realizing that, soon with a little bit of influence, he could have a army of dragons. Ready to unleash upon the free peoples. He grinned as he continued to walk among the dragons.

Pelenor

"Well then. Tell me more well my brother signals the gatemen we are here" Said Boromir as Faramir walked off

As this was happening. Three of the Nazgul currently flew to Pelenor. Under orders of the master to disband the metal concert going on, and punish the orcs for being with the humans. As their fell beasts landed. They crushed a large portion of the crowd under foot. And after giving off a deathly screech which disabled the loud speakers. He addressed the band. "I am Khamul the black. Your music has been causing a disturbance among the armies of Mordor. And under command of my master Sauron the great. I order you to stop. Or die"

Pelenor
"Alduin was the lord of all dragons, bringer of the end days, first born of Akatosh, God of time and creator of dragons, I had to go all the way to Sovngarde, the Nordic afterlife, in order to defeat him. Mirk was the first Dragonborn, but he decided to help Alduin instead of fight him, I killed him in a dual a few months back. Molag Bal is the Daedric Prince of Conquest and Domination, he currently resides in a plain of Oblivion and claims ownership of my soul when I die, it's a long story. Mehrunes Dagon is the only one I haven't meet as he was defeated a couple hundred years back during the Oblivion Crisis."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Postby Discords Equstria » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:28 pm

Equestria

She was still frowning. "We are in the world of Equestria, and inside it's greatest empire. The Principality of Equestria, ruled by Celestia and Luna"

Pelenor

As wraiths of the dark lord himself. The Nazgul stood unaffected from the blast. Releasing another screech, one dismounted and drove his blade into the speaker. The other two moved their Fell beasts to block the crowd. Who either ran, or cowered in fear from the wraiths. Their leader, the one called Khamul, spoke up "This is your final chance. Leave"

Osgiliath

"Is everyone ready?" Asked faramir as he gathered a raft to take them to the other side of the river. On the other side. A few Orcs could be seen, but other then that, it was safe.
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Discords Equstria wrote:I'll post....Eventually

*procrastination level: Increased*
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The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:you're sol when it comes to warnick, the others, they may post soon.

Yeah, thanks to the Procrastination Nation over there. *passive-aggressive sigh*

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Postby Mundeo » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:42 pm

Equestria

She was still frowning. "We are in the world of Equestria, and inside it's greatest empire. The Principality of Equestria, ruled by Celestia and Luna"


"We are inside of an empire?" He looked over at the castle, then back at Screwball, his grin lighting up like a star. "Even better!, can you bring me to these two leaders, Celestia and Luna? They should be able to help us! Then we will be able to leave" He began to walk away from the TARDIS, waving at Screwball. "I'm going to the castle over there, and Screwball, it would be great if you can come along, just in case I run i to any trouble with the locals. Everyone else, uh, just don't get into trouble!"
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:45 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Equestria

She was still frowning. "We are in the world of Equestria, and inside it's greatest empire. The Principality of Equestria, ruled by Celestia and Luna"

Pelenor

As wraiths of the dark lord himself. The Nazgul stood unaffected from the blast. Releasing another screech, one dismounted and drove his blade into the speaker. The other two moved their Fell beasts to block the crowd. Who either ran, or cowered in fear from the wraiths. Their leader, the one called Khamul, spoke up "This is your final chance. Leave"

Osgiliath

"Is everyone ready?" Asked faramir as he gathered a raft to take them to the other side of the river. On the other side. A few Orcs could be seen, but other then that, it was safe.

Osgiliath
The Dragonborn nodded then looked across the river "What are those? They look Falmer, Snow Elves, only uglier, but the Falmer hate all who live above ground, so they must not be them." He got on the raft "Never been on a boat, usually I walk or swim."

Equestria
Dipper and Mabel both said "We're going with you." to the Doctor and Dipper said "We don't want to get lost, and the best way to keep us out of trouble is if someone is watching us."
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Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

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Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Postby Mundeo » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:52 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
Discords Equstria wrote:Equestria

She was still frowning. "We are in the world of Equestria, and inside it's greatest empire. The Principality of Equestria, ruled by Celestia and Luna"

Pelenor

As wraiths of the dark lord himself. The Nazgul stood unaffected from the blast. Releasing another screech, one dismounted and drove his blade into the speaker. The other two moved their Fell beasts to block the crowd. Who either ran, or cowered in fear from the wraiths. Their leader, the one called Khamul, spoke up "This is your final chance. Leave"

Osgiliath

"Is everyone ready?" Asked faramir as he gathered a raft to take them to the other side of the river. On the other side. A few Orcs could be seen, but other then that, it was safe.

Osgiliath
The Dragonborn nodded then looked across the river "What are those? They look Falmer, Snow Elves, only uglier, but the Falmer hate all who live above ground, so they must not be them." He got on the raft "Never been on a boat, usually I walk or swim."

Equestria
Dipper and Mabel both said "We're going with you." to the Doctor and Dipper said "We don't want to get lost, and the best way to keep us out of trouble is if someone is watching us."

"Great! The more the merrier, right? Unless it's a Dalek, they get a little anoying after one." The twins just looked confused, they didn't know what a Dalek was, and The Doctor hoped there was none of them here in Equestria. He was about to head off but Screwball was still at the TARDIS door. There must have been something about this place that bothered her, maybe it was personal. He walked up to her, and asked in a tone as sweet as a Jelly Baby, "Come on, it would be a lot of help if you can come along, you know about this place after all. You can at least tell me why this place bothers you, what's wrong?"
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Postby The Republic of Atria » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:59 pm

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The Republic of Atria wrote:Crimson was getting bored with the group in the TARDIS. As much as he wanted to kill them all, that wouldn't be the smartest play. Yet. They might have their uses in the future. He vibrated into the Speed Force and shot to another dimension only to be shot into yet another universe that he didn't intend to. He looked around and decided to find something to do. After zipping through Middle Earth for a short while, he heard some very loud music. Death metal. He wandered over to what seemed to be the band. "Humans! Where in the name of hell am I?!" He tried to shout above the music.

A massive crowd was now viewing the Dethklok show. Orc and human alike were appreciating the shockingly brutal metal of Dethklok. Many were already joining as Klokateers, or at least supporting the cause by buying merchandise.

Nathan noticed Crimson. Once the song was over he announced a ten minute break for the band. The crowd went about buying food from the nearby Dethklok concession stands.

"You are in Middle Earth. We have come here to share the most metal of all metals with these backwards people, and introduce them to a black blacker than even Sauron can conjure." Nathan voiced the explanation in a brutal death growl.

"Ya, and to sell Dethdrugs." said Pickles in his Midwest accent.

Already, many in the crowd were getting super high on "Alabama Juice" Pickles own personal brand of Morphine drink.

Murderface, starting to sober up, pissed on a passed out fans head.

"So whats do yous want withs us?" Said Skwissgar.


"Well clearly you've proven that you're both charismatic and can suck in the dullards really easily. Congratulations you're the least stupid out of this group. Maybe. Orcs?" He said turning his attention to the group of them getting tattoos and drugs. "I can't get high." My metabolism is too quick. You're a death metal band playing in the middle of what appears to be Middle Earth. I've never read or watched Lord of the Rings, but something tells me that there's going to be a new dark lord in town. I've always wanted my own kingdom. Though I prefer the term empire." He said rambling on like his original counterpart. Clearly the members of the band were no threat to him. They seemed too stupid and doped up on whatever sort of drug their followers used.

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Postby Conglomerate of Iron » Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:04 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Equestria

She was still frowning. "We are in the world of Equestria, and inside it's greatest empire. The Principality of Equestria, ruled by Celestia and Luna"

Pelenor

As wraiths of the dark lord himself. The Nazgul stood unaffected from the blast. Releasing another screech, one dismounted and drove his blade into the speaker. The other two moved their Fell beasts to block the crowd. Who either ran, or cowered in fear from the wraiths. Their leader, the one called Khamul, spoke up "This is your final chance. Leave"

Osgiliath

"Is everyone ready?" Asked faramir as he gathered a raft to take them to the other side of the river. On the other side. A few Orcs could be seen, but other then that, it was safe.

Nathan laughed and swatted the blade aside with his left hand and sent a brutal punch of pure brutality at the creature's face.

Meanwhile, the Klokateers began firing their machine guns from the battlements around the stadium. The HELLiopter joined in with missiles of pure fire and death. Additionally, some of the crowd began fighting the Nazgul with their swords, spears and bows, inspired to defend the gods of metal.

One Klokateer from inside the HELLicopter began radioing in reinforcements to the tune of 10,000 Klokateers, all armed with modern arms.

The meanwhile cheered on Nathan as he took on the Nazgul singlehandedly.
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Postby Discords Equstria » Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:30 pm

Pelenor

The fist entered under the cloak of Dol Guldur's lord, and it was almost instantly burned by blue flame. Acting unaffected, he reached under his cloak and drew a morgul blade. Thursting it at his enemy, the close distance between them made rather easy for him to move swiftly The other two Nazgul let out a ear shattering screech. The orcs and many of the men in the crowd fell under their control. And those who did not were attacked by there former friends. Though the bullets cut down their fell beasts. The Nazgul themselves remained unaffected, and cut down anyone who dared attack such powerful servants of the dark lord.

Osgiliath

"Those creatures are Orcs, the weak minded servants of Sauron" Stated Faramir as he silently dispatched one with his bow. Once he boarded the raft and sailed over

Equestria

"But no one here likes me. And the princesses are mean!" Complained a hesitant Screwball
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Discords Equstria wrote:I'll post....Eventually

*procrastination level: Increased*
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The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:you're sol when it comes to warnick, the others, they may post soon.

Yeah, thanks to the Procrastination Nation over there. *passive-aggressive sigh*

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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:36 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Pelenor

The fist entered under the cloak of Dol Guldur's lord, and it was almost instantly burned by blue flame. Acting unaffected, he reached under his cloak and drew a morgul blade. Thursting it at his enemy, the close distance between them made rather easy for him to move swiftly The other two Nazgul let out a ear shattering screech. The orcs and many of the men in the crowd fell under their control. And those who did not were attacked by there former friends. Though the bullets cut down their fell beasts. The Nazgul themselves remained unaffected, and cut down anyone who dared attack such powerful servants of the dark lord.

Osgiliath

"Those creatures are Orcs, the weak minded servants of Sauron" Stated Faramir as he silently dispatched one with his bow. Once he boarded the raft and sailed over

Equestria

"But no one here likes me. And the princesses are mean!" Complained a hesitant Screwball

Osgilioth
"Orcs? Where I come from, Orcs are a subspecies of Elves and are some of the greatest warriors and blacksmiths in all of Tamriel, I thank the Nine that these are not the Orcs from my homeland."

Equestria
Dipper said "Come on, it can't be that bad, at least I think. Do they want to kill you or something?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Postby Mundeo » Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:37 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Pelenor

The fist entered under the cloak of Dol Guldur's lord, and it was almost instantly burned by blue flame. Acting unaffected, he reached under his cloak and drew a morgul blade. Thursting it at his enemy, the close distance between them made rather easy for him to move swiftly The other two Nazgul let out a ear shattering screech. The orcs and many of the men in the crowd fell under their control. And those who did not were attacked by there former friends. Though the bullets cut down their fell beasts. The Nazgul themselves remained unaffected, and cut down anyone who dared attack such powerful servants of the dark lord.

Osgiliath

"Those creatures are Orcs, the weak minded servants of Sauron" Stated Faramir as he silently dispatched one with his bow. Once he boarded the raft and sailed over

Equestria

"But no one here likes me. And the princesses are mean!" Complained a hesitant Screwball

Screwball kept on being hesitant about leaving the TARDIS, it was like speaking to a small child... oh wait. The Doctor was concerned for why this girl doesn't like Equestria, and if he knew what it was, maybe he can help her. "Okay, you don't have to go, but can you at least tell me why no one likes you here? I'm good at helping people, you know. And what about the princesses?"
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Postby Conglomerate of Iron » Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:06 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Pelenor

The fist entered under the cloak of Dol Guldur's lord, and it was almost instantly burned by blue flame. Acting unaffected, he reached under his cloak and drew a morgul blade. Thursting it at his enemy, the close distance between them made rather easy for him to move swiftly The other two Nazgul let out a ear shattering screech. The orcs and many of the men in the crowd fell under their control. And those who did not were attacked by there former friends. Though the bullets cut down their fell beasts. The Nazgul themselves remained unaffected, and cut down anyone who dared attack such powerful servants of the dark lord.

Osgiliath

"Those creatures are Orcs, the weak minded servants of Sauron" Stated Faramir as he silently dispatched one with his bow. Once he boarded the raft and sailed over

Equestria

"But no one here likes me. And the princesses are mean!" Complained a hesitant Screwball

Nathan recoiled in pain, saving himself from the Morgul blade by falling back.

Murderface projectile vomited upon the Nazgul leader, blowing chunks all up in his grill.

The band fled, carrying Nathan.

Toki's comment on this: "Wowee, they are not so friendly around here."

Nathan's comment: "RAAARRRWWGHGHGH!!!"

Suddenly, three other HELLicopters arrived, BLARING Dethklok. Dethklok music began brainwashing the crowd, turning many back to the side of Dethklok, and allowing war to be raged once more. They fired their missiles and machine guns and dropped thousands of Klokateers all over the field.

The Klokateers continued firing their guns at the beasts, undeterred by petty swords. Reinforced, and feeling the rage of battle, they advanced.
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Postby Discords Equstria » Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:19 pm

Discorded Earth

"I feel a disturbance in the chaos!" Shouted Discord as he sat on his throne, then suddenly feeling a unintentionally overpowered character entered the universe. As the embodiment of all things random, he felt it his duty to solve it. Teleporting the one known as crimson in front of him, he cheerfully said. "Hello silly mortal!"

Khamul

Khamul threw off his black robe after this. Revealing his Nazgul Armorbullets and rockets seemed to be flying around the Nazgul. And drawing the sword from his belt. The ringwraith let out a screech before shouting at his attendants "AFTER THEM!"


Osgiliath

"What did you just say?" Asked Boromir as they sailed across the river.

TARDIS

"They think I am weird. And because of what my daddy did to those snooty sisters and their kingdom." Replied Scewball to the Doctor as she reluctantly followed him.
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
Discords Equstria wrote:I'll post....Eventually

*procrastination level: Increased*
*Level up: 80*
Aeternabilis wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:you're sol when it comes to warnick, the others, they may post soon.

Yeah, thanks to the Procrastination Nation over there. *passive-aggressive sigh*

R.I.P Sir Christopher Lee

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