(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Skyrim

The Doctor looked at all of the trolls. "We haven't met, but I assume you are all from the same universe as Vriska and Sollux?". Before Karkat could answer, The Doctor turned back to Hercule. "By the way. Who are you?".

The Douchelord Express

The Master then sent a message to Megatron. "Oh yeah, almost forgot. I found this crystal on Sollux, and it seems to contain a large amount of energon. I've set up several mines to see if we can find more. This should help your energy problem".

"I am the strongest being in the universe, I am Hercule Satan!!!" He yelled, overconfident of his abilities yet again. (as long as they don't show more power that any normal human should have.)

Jihaxus sighed, he then walked over and stepped on Hercule "Strongest being my actuator." he looked around and said "What? He was an ass." Below deck, Wendy went into a room and changed then walked out and said "Now, where should I go to burn these?"

The Nemesis
Megatron said "Excellent, but be careful, raw energon crystals are highly unstable and could blow up and cause a chain reaction if not handled with the upmost care."

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Imperial City- Ground
Xacius tilted his head a little, and replied "West."

The Farlander nodded and pulled out a book. Opening it revealed pages filled with dwemer glyphs. Adjusting the end of his sword again, the ghostly blade shifted colors. Standing in the center of the circle, he looked around as if getting his bearings. Finally he pointed his sword at a location on the circle, and said something in dwemer. Where he pointed, a slot opened. Turning ninety degrees, he said another word and the same thing happened. Two more times later, he looked pleased and closed the book, stuffing it back into his satchel. Pointing at one of the slots, he simply said "West," and smiled.

The Dragonborn jumped down from the ship and said "North! I got north!" On the ship, Jihaxus lifted his foot up and looked at the organic mush and said "I really need a way to get that off before it drips into my circuitry and gears."

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"Azura's Star, and South." The Farlander mumbled. "The compass shall open the lock."

"I have my version of Azura's Star right here," Xacius said, pulling it out of his inventory for the Farlander to see. "And Roderick is most likely this 'South' you speak of." He pondered this for a minute, before calling for Roderick to get off the boat and join his fellow Dragonborn.

The Dragonborn nervously said "Do you know what you're doing?" On the ship, Wendy looked at the newcomer and said "Sup, the name's Wendy. We're a large group of misfits from across the multiverse who have been tasked with saving said multiverse." Jihaxus told Fin "Hurry up, I'm losing my balance."

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"Sorry bout that, may have fallen asleep in my chair." Rodrick said once he finally joined his fellow dragonborns. He had bags under his eyes, and was clearly tired, thus it was understandable why he fell asleep. "What's going on lads?"

"South," replied the Farlander as he pointed towards the open spot on the circle, as if that explained everything.

The Dragonborn nervously said "Do you know what you're doing?"

"What I'm doing, yes. The result, no. Too blurry. Timespace is a tricky thing." Straightening up, the Farlander stepped onto both sides of the groove that held his slot. "Prepare your swords, please. And hold them still, ignore the instinct to plunge them into the slots right now. Could cause this to blow up in our faces." He paused, and added, "Maybe literally as well."

Stormblade drew his flaming sword and said "I guess I'm ready, if we die then it's your fault." he readied his sword for the plunge. Wendy, meanwhile, said "Cool, I guess you've joined our crew now."

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Imperial City- MSM
Dipper had psychically caught the box and set it down beside him "What do you think it contains?" Mabel asked inquisitively, Dipper sighed "If I know Roulette boy, it's probably not good." he slowly opened it. Jihaxus went to Vriska and said said "So, captain. What did this "Roulette Boy" want from us, anyways?"

Imperial City- Ground
The Dragonborn also started healing the Farlander "What is happening to him?" he then looked around "I hope that doesn't start happening to us!"

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Imperial City- Ground
The Dragonborn looked at the Farlander in confusion "What does that mean?"

Imperial City- MSM
Jihaxus said "I heard that there were going to be new people, where are they?" he looked around. Wendy was gazing at the Dragonborn ritual with slight worry and great interest. Dipper went above deck and looked around at everyone "This crew seems to grow in numbers every day. I wonder how many there are now?"

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Imperial City- Ground-ish
The Dragonborn looked at the slot, then his flaming sword and said "Here goes nothing!" before plunging the sword into the slot.

Imperial City- Ship
Starscream returned and transformed "Who are these dorks?" he said while gesturing to all of the newcomers. Wendy continued to watch whatever the Dragonborns were doing, Dipper joined her "So what are they doing?" Wendy said "I don't really know, but it doesn't look good."

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Imperial City- MSM
Starscream looked at the drunk Fin and said "From what I've seen, no, it's not always comical, we once made an entire nuclear arsenal, but we only got to detonate one. We should really make more at some point."

New Alternia
Megatron's ships sat in orbit of the planet and he sent a message to the Master and Condesce "Once Onslaught rejoins us, I wish to go to Cybertron and continue planning from there, as well as giving both of you a formal tour."

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Stormblade's Tamriel

Rodrik followed the example of the others, and drove his blade into the pedestal

Seeing Rodrik drive the blade into his pedestal, The Farlander rammed his blade into his own pedestal. Energy surged from the pedestals and gathered in Azura's Star. After a moment, a purple light shined out of the crystal in the middle. After a moment, a female's voice boomed, "Who dares contact me?"

The Dragonborn smiled and yelled "Mighty Azura, Daedric Prince of the Night and Luck! Patron of thieves all around! We did not intend to contact you! But there must be a reason that we were told to do this by him!" he pointed at the Farlander.

MSM
Wendy turned to Iron Man "If I heard them correctly, they've contacted someone called Azura, who seems to be some sort of god." Srtarscream said "You can't tell me what to do, you're a mere hacker, I am a commander with great prestige, I outrank you."

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Imperial City- Pillars
The Dragonborn wanted to back away but knew that there was nothing but a long drop behind him "By the Nine! What is happening!" he looked around in a panic and then muttered "I think I've made a terrible mistake."

New Alternia
The Nemesis landed near the other ships and Megatron got off and said "I see this place has been renovated since our last visit."

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Imperial City- Pillars
The Dragonborn looked in shook, these people wore the same armor as him and he knew who they were "No, it can't be. You've been dead for thousands of year! How? How have you returned?" he stepped back, forgetting that there was a long drop behind him, his foot landed on nothing and he then tried to move forward and then shouted "Shit! I'm about to fall! I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!"

Imperial City- MSM
Starscream looked and said "Looks like we have visitors." Jihaxus went up the the Avengers and said "We need some introductions here, got it? So tell me, what are your names and, you know what? Tell me everything about you."

New Alternia
Megatron said "What is so important that you have to leave right now? You still need a tour of Cybertron." he smiled wryly as he said that.

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"Let me explain". The Doctor said to Naruto. "Akatosh and Azura are pretty much the gods of this universe. I already met Akatosh and the entire pantheon known as The Devines"

"Ah, got it," Naruto said,"But that still doesn't explain why these people are reacting like you guys are kings."

The Dragonborn thanked Aradia and said "Well, these people in front of us are the Dwemer, the most advanced civilization that ever existed, they were thought to be dead for thousands of years. Now they're back! As you can tell from my armor, I'm a fan of their smithing skills."

New Alternia
Megatron carefully took the crystal "I never imagined raw Energon being found so far from Cybertron, this is a monumental discovery. Now, who wants a tour of Cybertron? Onslaught will meet us there."

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Imperial City- Pedestal
"Yes... unfortunately, I do not know how the walls of the multiverse have been destroyed. Maybe one of our comrades does. I do know, however, that one especially nasty being is taking advantage of the loss of the barriers. Morgoth seems intent on either conquering or destroying reality itself, and we have been gathered to stop him." Xacius said.

Imperial City- Ship
Karkat stared at Naruto with a vacant expression. "What in the fuck are you talking about??? I mean, I'm not going to pretend I have any respect for these things, but asking for food from beings sealed away for a millennia? My opinion of the human race has plummeted to an all-time low, you complete and utter dipshit." "Yeah that was not the coolest thing that could have happened right now."

Imperial City- Pillars
The Dragonborn said "Thanks, I would've used more of your tech like your automatons, but they try to kill me on sight so that's really not an option."

Imperial City- MSM
Wendy glared over at Karkat with an annoyed look that said 'Gettin real tired of your shit' as that happened Jihaxus laughed "Karkat, you seem to think that your kind is so much better than humanity, well I've seen your culture and your government, and I have to say that the things that go on there are worse than most of what humanity does, except Hitler." He then went on a rant as to why Condesce's government was flawed and criticizing all of it. When he finished he said "And trust me, I'm paid to do this kind of stuff."

Cybertron
The ships all appeared over the large metal planet and its two moons. After what happened in the Star wars galaxy Cybertron would really remind them of Coruscant, a large metal world with two moons. You could tell the place was bustling from afar. The Nemesis docked at a large space station and Megatron got off.

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Imperial City- Ship
"Yeah, it doesn't take much to feel superior to humans when my species is way more goddamn advanced than than these pink fleshbags, and considering the fact that we created their fucking universe. Well, I guess not all of their universes, since the multiverse is a thing for some stupid reason, but we did make one." Karkat yelled back. "And the six of us know the fucking government is 'flawed', dipshit. That's why we're not exactly ecstatic to go back and join up with our marauding Empress in her stomp across a new unlucky segment of space, or go find a version of Alternia that survived and live there. I'm pretty sure that if we even tried, with our 'unique aspects' we'd be culled on the fucking spot." He took a quick break to catch his breath. "And as for our culture, humans haven't even begun to develop theirs in comparison. We have thousands of years of rich film history, compared to humanities paltry hundred or so. If Equius were here, and not insufferable, he would be able to ramble on for hours about the highblooded arts. We've perfected biotechnology, to the point where things that would be unimaginable to humans are commonplace, even among the lowest of the blood castes. We're able to spread our empire across the galaxy, destroying all in our path. And don't even get me started on human romance! Only one quadrant? That's just absurd! Humans are so underdeveloped as a species, that you apparently can't even feel caliginous feelings. So yes, I feel fucking superior to humanity, and rightly goddamn so."

Cybertron Orbit
The Battleship Condescension approached the Decepticon homeworld, and got into orbital position. The Condesce decided that using the shuttle to get her back and forth from space to planet was getting super boring, and opted instead to just fly down to the surface herself to meet up with Megatron and the Master. She walked out on to the deck of her flagship, jumped off, and sped toward the surface with her trident extended in front of her as if to skewer anybody who got in her way.

Imperial City- MSM
Starscream leaned over to Jihaxus and said "The ethnocentrism is strong in this one." Jihaxus said "If we're judging superiority by culture then Cybertronians are superior, we have millions, maybe even billions of years of history and culture. Romance? What the hell are these quadrants of romance? Also, how are your bloods different colors? What compound in your blood cells give them those colors? On Earth, everything has red blood because of the compound called Hemoglobin." Wendy glared angrily at Karkat, resisting the urge to punch him.

Cybertron
Megatron took a small shuttle to the surfaced from the space station, when Condesce landed he said "I was planning on meeting in the space station, but I guess we could begin outside Iacon, the former capital."

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Tadayoshi turned to Karkat.
"You have no fucking right to feel all superior. Creating a universe still doesn't give you that right."

The Doctor quickly turned his head to Tadayoshi and gave him a glare that read 'Shut up. Don't piss him off after I barely avoided conflict. Just. Shut. Up'. He then turned back to Kanaya and smiled. "Thank you for the explanation, Kanaya. Do you have any other concerns, Jihaxus?".

Jihaxus said "Yeah, I'd like to know who those people are." he gestured to the Avengers "Part of me doesn't trust them." he turned to Kanaya "That seems unusual, a romance for hate? On Cybertron when two people hate each other a lot one may try to kill the other one. I wish there was some auspisticism on Cybertron, though, maybe less people would die."

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Jihaxus said "Yeah, I'd like to know who those people are." he gestured to the Avengers "Part of me doesn't trust them." he turned to Kanaya "That seems unusual, a romance for hate? On Cybertron when two people hate each other a lot one may try to kill the other one. I wish there was some auspisticism on Cybertron, though, maybe less people would die."

"We're the Avengers. Were were formed to protect Earth... Well, back in our universe, anyway." said Captain America.
"Over time, I hope we can learn to trust each other." said Black Widow.

Fuck Karkat. That self-righteous dipshit.
"I agree, Petit." Agent A said, obviously reading his thoughts.

Jihaxus said "I'd like to know everything about you people, so tell me everything." Wendy turned to Kanaya "Someone needs to tell Karkat to watch what he says, he may end up getting himself hurt by saying things like that."

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Imperial City - Pillars:

"Well, we must proceed as foreseen. For now, us four will be representatives of the Pact of Four Blades." They stepped towards the edge of the pillar and stepped off. Almost immediately the pack on each of their backs opened up to reveal blue glowing blade-like wings. With these, they glided down to the deck of the Marquise.

Meanwhile, Protoman sighed at the argument between the people on deck. "This is stupid, why did I even decide to join you all if all you do is bicker?" Joe and the Sniper slightly nodded as if in agreement. "This argument solves nothing. It only allows our enemies to claim another advantage over us. We need to act as a single unit."

Aradia psychically grabbed the four Dragonborns, and flew her and them down to the deck of the Marquise near the Dwemer.

"So, what happened up there? Who are these assholes?"

The Dragonborn said "Well, Vriska, these are the Dwemer, a race of hyper-advanced Elves that have been supposedly dead for thousands of years. Their machines were marvelous feats of engineering, still running to this day." he pulled off his helmet "Man, I just realized how sweaty I am. Anyways, they also are infamous for blinding, enslaving, and disfiguring their Snow Elf cousins." Jihaxus turned to Joe "Do you really think it'll be so easy for everyone to get along and work together? We've barely known each other, and some of us have clashing beliefs and ideologies. Conflict is inevitable in these early stages."

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"Hey!" The Doctor shouted to get everyone's attention. "Now that everyone is on board, let's go back to what we were doing!".

Dunban said, "What were we doing?".

"I don't know, something, we were supposed to go to Skyrim, right?".

"Yeah, we've been stuck so long, I forgot what the plan was." said Cyborg.
"And there are a lot of us who were never ever told the plan." said Robin.

The Dragonborn pulled off his glove and ran his hand through his matted and oily hair "Well, we haven't came up with a concrete plan yet, but if you ask me we should go over to Windhelm and make my house there our temporary base. After that, we just figure out what's wrong here and try to solve it. That's really as far as we got when it came to a plan."

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The Dragonborn pulled off his glove and ran his hand through his matted and oily hair "Well, we haven't came up with a concrete plan yet, but if you ask me we should go over to Windhelm and make my house there our temporary base. After that, we just figure out what's wrong here and try to solve it. That's really as far as we got when it came to a plan."

The Farlander shivered when Stormblade said 'Windhelm'. "I would rather not, it's too cold there. And as I asked earlier, where are we? What did I miss?"

The Dragonborn sighed "We're back on the ship, which has not moved. And we were in Westeros, which was colder than Windhelm and you didn't complain, and you're still wearing that jacket enchanted with frost resistance, remember?" the Dragonborn turned to the mage "Wait a second, who doing what now? You need to explain." Dipper said "I think this might be one of the Wardens that helped us." Wendy said "Who?"

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"Frost does not mean cold, my friend. If we were in my universe, I'd recommend heading to Blackthorn so I could get my friends, but it would seem we aren't there. A shame too, we could use another expert archer on the team."

"We already have one, and he is speaking to you right now." said Blackfyre.

The Dragonborn said "And if you really hate the cold that much, there's a fireplace in my house where you can warm up. The only problem is that my home can't house everyone here."

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The Dragonborn said "That's a great idea, Vriska, I guess I'll use favoritism to decide who gets to join me." Wendy looked at the mage with confusion "Ok, what are Darkspawn? What's a Broobmother?" Dipper said "No thanks, I'm not really interested in sword fighting. Though I would love to learn a bit of magic." the Dragonborn said "Then you came to the right place, maybe I could teach you a little."

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The Dragonborn said "That's a great idea, Vriska, I guess I'll use favoritism to decide who gets to join me." Wendy looked at the mage with confusion "Ok, what are Darkspawn? What's a Broobmother?" Dipper said "No thanks, I'm not really interested in sword fighting. Though I would love to learn a bit of magic." the Dragonborn said "Then you came to the right place, maybe I could teach you a little."

"Off we go then!" Vriska said back, and she went into the cabin. After a few minutes of putting the engines in travel mode instead of universe transport mode, the Marquise was flying off in the direction of Windhelm high above the ground.

The landscape began to change, it got higher and rougher. The Dragonborn looked ahead of them and said "There's a mountain range in our path, it separates Cyrodil from Skyrim." Wendy listened to what the Broodmothers were and shuttered and said "That sounds terrible."

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"There's no need," Vriska called from the cabin. "We're already going, like, two hundred and fifty miles an hour. We'll be there in a half hour, tops." She punched in a command into the steering computer, and the ship rose up high enough that the mountains were about a mile below them. "You might want to get below deck, though. The thermometer is dropping really fast at this altitude." The remaining trolls and Clay then proceeded to go downstairs. It wasn't really the temperature that bothered them, but the rapidly increasing winds that made it somewhat hard to stand.

After a while, the Titans and Avengers went below decks. The only ones left topside (from my group) were Tadayoshi, Agent A, and Blackfire (who could all stand the temperature due to their biology), Simon Petrikov (Who was used to the cold due to his being raised in the Soviet Union, on top of his Ice Powers making him immune to the cold), and Bloodfyre (who was just so badass he didn't care about the sheer cold).

The Dragonborn, Wendy, and Dipper went below deck, mostly because of the winds. Starscream and Jihaxus remained as the cold didn't bother them and their sheer weight meant the wind wouldn't tip them over. The Dragonborn looked around at everyone "Just to tell everyone here, Windhelm is one of the oldest cities in Skyrim that is still inhabited, so it will look a bit ancient even by my standards." Dipper and Wendy rejoined Mabel and the two Stans.

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The Dragonborn, Wendy, and Dipper went below deck, mostly because of the winds. Starscream and Jihaxus remained as the cold didn't bother them and their sheer weight meant the wind wouldn't tip them over. The Dragonborn looked around at everyone "Just to tell everyone here, Windhelm is one of the oldest cities in Skyrim that is still inhabited, so it will look a bit ancient even by my standards." Dipper and Wendy rejoined Mabel and the two Stans.

"I'm fine with ancient. It's even a bit of a bonus for me!" "Yeah AA'2 waay into old 2hit like that, 2he even u2ed to explore ancient ruin2 on Alternia."

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About a half hour had passed, and just like Vriska said the ship was approaching Windhelm. As bewildered guards looked on at the foreign flying boat, Vriska put the ship on a path to continuously circle around the city and called the Dragonborn over an intercom system. "Attention, boat-moochers, we've reached Windhelm. I hope you still have your coats, because it's cold as shit out there. Dragonborn, if you would please report to the cabin so I know where to anchor this thing, that'd be great."

The Dragonborn entered the cabin and said "Well, if I were you then I'd set the ship down by the docks, where you normally anchor a ship. It really seems quite obvious, no offense, though the ship may be a bit too large to fit in the actual docks."

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Marquise Spinneret Mindfang- Cabin
Vriska shrugged and said, "If you say so." The ship finished its last circle and slowly descended on the Windhelm Docks, but as the Dragonborn predicted it was much too big to fit. Vriska proceeded to land anyway though, and dock workers ran screaming as the MSM crushed the docks and other anchored ships beneath it. The ship settled in the water, the anchor was dropped, the gangplank was lowered, and Vriska said "We're here!"

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang- Below Deck
"Gah! Dude, what the hell are you screaming about?" Clay said to Blare, looking pretty bewildered. Suddenly, a loud smashing noise was heard, accompanied by screaming noises. The smashing was then replaced by splashing, which then subsided as the ship settled. The screams continued. "Oh god. I hope that's not what I think it was." "Are you thinking Vri2ka landed on top of 2hit 2he clearly wa2n't 2uppo2ed to land on?" "*sigh* Yes."

The Dragonborn was the first to step off of the ship, he looked around, his helmet still off and said "Relax everyone, we come in peace. It's me, Stormblade, the Dragonborn that saved all of you and freed Skyrim." one of the people said "We thought you were dead!" the Dragonborn said "Well yes, I was dead, but I got better. It's a long story, I'm going home now." he turned around and looked at his new comrades "Ok, who shall join me inside? I'm mostly asking myself this, but I'm open to input."