(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

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Westeros
The Dragonborn pulled himself up and saw the Witch King "We meet again., he held Dawnbreaker in one hand and his normal sword in the other, Starscream also drew his two swords, and Jihaxus pulled out his SMGs, Wendy pulled herself up and readied her sword, she then turned to Stanford and said "Stan, you need to get down below deck as fast as possible, things are about to get serious." Stanford said "Which Stan are yo-" she interrupted him and said "Doesn't matter, go!" Stanford, Stanley, and Mabel then ran below deck where they found Dipper laying on the floor "What's happening up there?" he said, now in pain. As the Trolls attacked the Witch King, Jihaxus opened fire with his guns, and the Dragonborn and Starscream both charged in with their swords, hacking away at the Witch King.

Asspoms
Blitzwind was taken off guard and knocked into the ground "Alright you miserable pile of puss, prepare to die!" he transformed into tank form and fired a few shots of plasma at Vader in the air.

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Westeros
The Dragonborn fell backwards and looked at Dawnbreaker, the entire blade was gone and all that was left was the hilt "Fuck, Meridia's going to be so mad when she learns I destroyed her valuable artifact, wait. You're going to pay for that." he stumbled up, still gripping his flaming sword "When will you asses learn to die?" Starscream continued to slash at the Witch King while Jihaxus turned his guns to another wraith, Wendy stood back, analyzing the battle to find the best place to strike.

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MSM
The Dragonborn looked around "So what do we do now? Do we chase him down? Finish the job?" Starscream said "He's not worth the time! Coward, even by my standards. Either fight till you're unable to fight, or don't fight at all." Wendy went below deck and saw the surgery, nearby Dipper was trying to get some sleep and the other Pines had started playing cards, she sat down and joined them.

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Westeros
The Dragonborn looked around "Wait, what's happening in Tamriel?!" Starscream shrugged and said "Don't know, don't care." the Dragonborn said "I wasn't talking to you!" Wendy looked over and saw Protoman being held down by the Farlander "Let him go." she calmly said as she walked in their direction.

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"You haven't seen what this monster has done! To the people who believed in him no less!" The Farlander redoubled his efforts to keep Protoman down on the floor. "I won't let you leave any other realms in ruins!"

Wendy said "What do you even know about this guy?" Starscream said "You think he's a villain just because of a whistle? Terrible evidence to support your stance." the Dragonborn gasped "Say what?!?! So all of Tamriel has descended into a shit-hole? We have to go there!"

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Westeros- Ship

"Hey, break it up assholes!" Vriska said, standing next to Wendy and frowning at the brawlers with the Octet in hand. "I will not allow my crew to descend into chaos like this. If you've got some grievances to air, you'll just have to wait for a goddamn mediator. Or, if you don't feel like doing this civilly, I'll just throw you both off the deck myself."

The Farlander's head snapped to look at Vriska, his one natural eye beginning to shift from blue to a monstrous yellow. "There is NOTHING civil about this THING. It massacres for the hell of it, and serves the one it was made to destroy. It even killed its own brother!"

Protoman struggled to speak, and managed to gasp out a few syllables. "I-I do-n't-..." The Farlander's lifted the android's head up a few inches and smacked it down back into the deck. "SHUT UP!"

Starscream picked up the Farlander and chuckled "When will you learn? Some of your own teammates are worse than that man, if he is what you say he is. Thousands have died due to me." Jihaxus said "Most were your own troops who died because of you military follies." Starscream growled "Still! I've killed more people than him." the Dragonborn said "Yeah, our own captain probably has a larger body count than him."

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Starscream picked up the Farlander and chuckled "When will you learn? Some of your own teammates are worse than that man, if he is what you say he is. Thousands have died due to me." Jihaxus said "Most were your own troops who died because of you military follies." Starscream growled "Still! I've killed more people than him." the Dragonborn said "Yeah, our own captain probably has a larger body count than him."

The Farlander growled at this and struggled to break free of the grasp. Meanwhile, Protoman coughed out what he was going to say. "I-I don't h-have a brother." The Farlander only growled. "Kill me or release me, construct," he snarled at Starscream.

Starscream said "Hey! That's racist, you know?." the Dragonborn walked over to Protoman "Need any help?" he helped Protoman get up and said "So tell me about yourself, a little. You don't seem like the man he says you are."

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The Farlander squirmed some more, his previously rapid breaths slowed into a more natural speed, and his eye returned to a blue color. "Release me. And I shall find if there is truth to his words."

Protoman said nothing, and pulled off his helmet, revealing the face of a young man, albeit with two faint grooves running from his eyes to the bottom of his head. Although his eyes were bright, the area surrounding them was dark, worn, and made him look older. His brown hair was disheveled, and his face was grim. Finally, he said only two words. "Do it."

Starscream, not really thinking about how fragile humans are and also being a dick, dropped the Farlander "Oops, sorry, you should've said "set me down" and not "release me"." then gave a cocky smirk of douchebaggery.

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Westeros

Warnick and Rodrick had sepperated from the group sometime ago, going below deck to talk. However they soon met up with everyone else, Wanrick was the first one to speak. "I'd like to thank ye lads for everything. I may have lost hearing in a ear today, but Westeros is forever in your debt. Have you ever need of the templar chapter here, will gladly repay will debt." He spoke, raising aloft a stone in his hand, in a flash of light, Warnick was gone. Rodrick walked forward after Warnick's annoncement, and spoke up. "I heard someone mention Tamriel? Oh, and I have a gift for Stormblade, since he lost sword to the Witch King. It's at my home, if we stop there at any point.""

Storm blade said "I think they're talking about my Tamriel, and I remember saying that I was going to show everyone all of the stuff I have in my house, you know, before we died." Wendy just stared at where Warnick once stood "I don't understand why that surprised or confused me, but it really did. I've seen weirder, but I'm still surprised."

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Westeros- Ship
Karkat looked over at Tadayoshi with his arms crossed. "These assholes were fighting, now they're not for some reason. I think we're taking this stupid boat to that guy's -he pointed at Stormblade- universe, because it's apparently fallen to shit. Warnick just fucking vanished without telling us where he went or how to contact him, too. Is that enough recap for you?"

Inside the cabin, Vriska had just finished putting in coordinates. She opened the door to the deck and called out, "We're ready to make the jump! I have no idea what this'll be like, so... just prepare yourselves, okay? We don't need anyone falling off into the void between universes!"

Below deck, Kanaya had resumed explaining the process of alchemy to Starfire by making Tadayoshi's one-way eyepatch. After a few minutes of going through the various machinery and punch cards, and a quick explanation on combining things, she had finally finished with the eyepatch. "And that's how that works. I'm sure we say Tadayoshi going above deck, and the people up there are probably doing important things. Shall we return to the surface now?"

The Dragonborn nodded and said "We should get there as fast as possible! The Divines only now what shit is going down there." Jhaxus said "So, captain, what's the top speed of this, and what is our ETA? If only we had a Spacebridge relay device, we could get there almost instantly."

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The Dragonborn nodded and said "We should get there as fast as possible! The Divines only now what shit is going down there." Jhaxus said "So, captain, what's the top speed of this, and what is our ETA? If only we had a Spacebridge relay device, we could get there almost instantly."

Rodrick chimed in while they were in jump towards Nirn. He looked over at Stormblade with raised eyebrows. "Are you surprised? Tamriel could not survive without us...you...The dragonborn, you know what I mean."

The Dragonborn sighed "You say that despite the fact that the only time I've ever left Skyrim was to go to Solstheim. I mean, sure, killing Alduin saved the world, maybe also lord Harkon's death. But other than those I've only really saved Skyrim in particular. If I could I would've already killed every Thalmor, though. Is it the Thalmor attacking?" he asked that last part to nobody in particular.

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The Dragonborn sighed "You say that despite the fact that the only time I've ever left Skyrim was to go to Solstheim. I mean, sure, killing Alduin saved the world, maybe also lord Harkon's death. But other than those I've only really saved Skyrim in particular. If I could I would've already killed every Thalmor, though. Is it the Thalmor attacking?" he asked that last part to nobody in particular.

"With all the shit that's going on across the multiverse? Who knows what else could happen, for all we know, the second oblivion crisis could begin..." He said shrugging

The Dragonborn said "Then we'll need as much firepower as possible, if that's the case. But I bet that's not the case." he pulled out, wait for it, another bottle of mead and drank from it. Jihaxus made some sound of surprise "I've crunched the numbers, and there is no possible way to go faster than light, and I can say with 99% confidence that the laws of physics are the same throughout the whole multiverse! I will have to reinvestigate the possibility."

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The Dragonborn said "Then we'll need as much firepower as possible, if that's the case. But I bet that's not the case." he pulled out, wait for it, another bottle of mead and drank from it. Jihaxus made some sound of surprise "I've crunched the numbers, and there is no possible way to go faster than light, and I can say with 99% confidence that the laws of physics are the same throughout the whole multiverse! I will have to reinvestigate the possibility."

A muffled "Ever hear of a hyperdrive, jackass?" was heard from the cabin, and Vriska pressed the teleport button. The ship was surrounded in a very bright light, and it and everything on it began to look transparent. Suddenly, the ship and its crew vanished from Westeros, leaving behind a small crater and some slightly singed buildings. For about two seconds, the ship was inside the void between universes, devoid of time or space. The true appearance of this void was a mystery; every person on the ship saw something different. With more suddenness, the ship reappeared over what was left of Imperial City. As the light faded and the ship became opaque again, Vriska had to hastily swerve to avoid smashing into the White-Gold Tower. With the Marquise Spinneret Mindfang anchored in the air near the Tower, Vriska came out of the cabin and yelled out, "We're here!"

Jihaxus said "Hyperdrives aren't really FTL, they're a shortcut through space and time via a separate yet adjacent dimension known as Hyperspace. We Cybertronians call it Transwarp space and we use Spacebridges to gain access to it." as he spoke the Dragonborn looked around and said "Hmm, I had heard this place had fallen into disarray, but this is ridiculous."

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Jihaxus said "Hyperdrives aren't really FTL, they're a shortcut through space and time via a separate yet adjacent dimension known as Hyperspace. We Cybertronians call it Transwarp space and we use Spacebridges to gain access to it." as he spoke the Dragonborn looked around and said "Hmm, I had heard this place had fallen into disarray, but this is ridiculous."

"Interesting point, but consider this: aren't you getting from one place in space to another faster than it would take light to get there? Checkmate, robot. Now... yeah, this place is a garbage pile now. After a good day or so of recuperation, since we just had a boss fight, we should come up with a plan for fixing this place." "Yeah, I'm all in support of a goddamn nap or two."

Jihaxus said "I counter that because what you said is only partially true, but I counter with the fact that if we were technically able to go faster than light we'd basically cease to exist because..." he then started to explain it all in detail while making various hand gestures. The Dragonborn said "I'm not ready to rest yet. First, we need to figure out which Skyrim this is. I'm guessing mine, but we need to be sure. How about we go to Windhelm?"

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The Farlander was still clutching his head. "Doesn't anyone hear that ticking?"

Rodrick looked over at the Farlander with surprise, and nodded. "I thought it was just me."

Stormblade stopped and listened, he did hear a ticking, like a clock "Yeah, I hear it too, I also hear some strange ringing noise- wait the second one is normal." Wendy said "I don't hear anything." Starscream turned over and looked at Zim "And who are you mr green skin?"

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Stormblade stopped and listened, he did hear a ticking, like a clock "Yeah, I hear it too, I also hear some strange ringing noise- wait the second one is normal." Wendy said "I don't hear anything." Starscream turned over and looked at Zim "And who are you mr green skin?"

"Ah, I am ZIM!!! my robotic companion," Zim introduced himself, knowing he'd need to make allies if he wanted to survive this little trip. "And this is my SIR, Gir."

Starsceam said "Why do you shout your name so loud as if it is something important? You are in the presence of some of the greatest warriors in the multiverse, like me, Air Commander Starscream of the Decepticon Naval Combat Fleet!! And my ego is well deserved." the Dragonborn pulled off his helmet and put his hands on the sides of his head, he legs shook and he said "Argh! Get this voice out of my head!" the voice was repeatedly and unceasingly saying "North" The Dragonborn fell to his knees and shouted "Whoever you are, get out of my head!"

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Starsceam said "Why do you shout your name so loud as if it is something important? You are in the presence of some of the greatest warriors in the multiverse, like me, Air Commander Starscream of the Decepticon Naval Combat Fleet!! And my ego is well deserved." the Dragonborn pulled off his helmet and put his hands on the sides of his head, he legs shook and he said "Argh! Get this voice out of my head!" the voice was repeatedly and unceasingly saying "North" The Dragonborn fell to his knees and shouted "Whoever you are, get out of my head!"

"Stormblade?!" Rodrick spoke in surprise, the voice was in his head as well, apparently, not nearly as painful though, he reached down to help Stormblade.

Stormblade was barely able to gasp out "Don't.... worry about me...... What about.... him?!" he pointed at the Farlander on the ground with glowing eyes "Trust... me..... I've been.......... through worse." he writhed on the ground, making various sounds of pain. Wendy looked at this with great worry and said "Guys, we need to help them."

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Stormblade was barely able to gasp out "Don't.... worry about me...... What about.... him?!" he pointed at the Farlander on the ground with glowing eyes "Trust... me..... I've been.......... through worse." he writhed on the ground, making various sounds of pain. Wendy looked at this with great worry and said "Guys, we need to help them."

"What the hell's even happening?"

The Dragonborn said "Voices............ in my head..... pain... lots of pain!" Wendy said "We need a psychic to read their minds and see what is happening. Yo, Clay! We need you!"

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Stormblade was barely able to gasp out "Don't.... worry about me...... What about.... him?!" he pointed at the Farlander on the ground with glowing eyes "Trust... me..... I've been.......... through worse." he writhed on the ground, making various sounds of pain. Wendy looked at this with great worry and said "Guys, we need to help them."

The Farlander began to float in the air. Spinning to face the others, he spoke, but the voice, no, voices that came out of his mouth were not his.

"Four Souls shall fight as one,
Four souls shall lead the fight,
And with their spirits blazing,
The dark sky they will light"

His glowing eyes changed from a bright white, to a bronze, and finally to a blue. The possessed Farlander turned his attention to the group.

"Although you will succeed,
Two of you must fall,
And with your deaths a new one
Who will be no one's thrall

The City lies in ruins,
but one hope lies in sight.
The Blue must fight with Red
To return the second to light.

North, South, East, and West
We know all corners hence,
Tribute to them your swords,
And we shall recompense

Enemies will fight you
No matter what the side
Heed our words heroes of yore
This fate you must abide!"

With this, The Farlander's eyes ceased glowing, and his body collapsed onto the deck with a loud thud.

Wendy stood there, frozen, and slowly said "I think.... I just....... pooped myself." with her jaw hung open in surprise. The Dragonborn slowly pulled himself up "What does that mean? And why did it have to rhyme?" Starscream said "He said something about two of us here dying, hmm, suspense." he smirked.

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Imperial City- Ship
Xacius slowly got up from the floor, covered in cold sweat. He had collapsed silently when a booming voice began reappearing the word 'West' in his head. He looked over at the other Dragonborns and said, "Well, that was rather unsettling. Anyone have any idea who this 'Blue' or 'Red' are? Also, it's more than a little concerning about 'two of you must fall'."

Clay shot up into the sky directly from the ground. He had passed out almost immediate upon getting to the ship; it turned out the lightning powers were exhausting to use at the intensity he used against the Witch-King. He looked down at the people on the deck and said, "Did somebody call me? What's going on?"

The trolls just glanced at each other in a mixture of confusion and nervousness.

Saleucami
The Condesce was sitting on a makeshift throne in the middle of the captured capital of Saleucami with her legs crossed, scrolling though her shell phone. The planet had been captured by the trolls and Decepticons a few hours earlier, and now the troops were spreading across the planet looking for the rest of the natives to cull. Suddenly, she got a message from the Master saying that he had conquered Sullust and was on his way back to New Alternia. She smiled sadistically, and replied "aight guy we just finishin up here gotta cull some last suckers be right there"

Tamriel
Wendy said "Too late, Clay. You didn't wake in time. The Dragonborns had some weird shit happen to them and there was like, some prophecy, and two of us will die, and I think I shit myself." the Dragonborn said "Lovely."

Saleucami
Megatron was personally finishing off the remaining resistance on the planet's surface and returned to the main city where Condesce was and said "The last vestiges of resistance have been utterly crushed. Any word from our associate?"

Asspoms
Blitzwind was knocked backwards into a ruined building, he transformed and drew his energon sword "You want a fight? I'll give you a fight!" he charged Vader and swung down at him with his sword.

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The Dragonborn said "Voices............ in my head..... pain... lots of pain!" Wendy said "We need a psychic to read their minds and see what is happening. Yo, Clay! We need you!"

"They'll be fine. It's probably just stress or something."

"So you own the little piggy-bot. You've done a great job of controlling him," Fin said sarcastically. To further enrage him, Fin added "Shorty."

Jihaxus said "That is the dumbest explanation I've heard. How could four people all hear voices in their heads at the exact same time from stress, let alone one of them floats into the air with glowing eyes and say some prophecy with a voice that's clearly not his own? Did you even think it through before saying that?" the Dragonborn said "He's right, stress doesn't cause someone to float, or fall on the floor in intense pain."

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Imperial City- Ship
Xacius looked between Roderick and Protoman. "You definitely are not high right now, Roderick. No amount of Skooma would be enough to cause four people to have simultaneous auditory hallucinations, and one to spout a prophecy. As for a course of action... I suggest none. We should go about our business as usual, and these events will transpire naturally. Terrible things always happen if you try to fight a prophecy."

Aradia quickly redirected GIR's missile away from Fin, sending it far into the sky where it exploded harmlessly. Now Vriska walked up menacingly to Zim and GIR, flanked by Sollux and Karkat. "First of all, that guy has green skin and looks like a fucking shark. Why you would think he's human is beyond me. Second of all, I'm getting real goddamn tired of you two idiots on my boat. You'll shape your shit up, or I'll have my two crewmen here throw you right the fuck off." "And we would be so goddamn willing to do that."

Clay descended back down to the deck. "Oh. Dammit, I love doing the Mindy thing. I'll be sitting over here if anyone needs me."

Kanaya looked around, not really sure what was going on at this moment. "Did somebody ruin their clothes? I happen to have a fine selection of outfits captchaloggued if somebody needs a new one."

Wendy turned to Kanaya and said "Well, my pants are now warm, wet, and mushy, so that would be me." she blushed with embarrassment as she said that. The Dragonborn said "We should go back to Skyrim, maybe Windhelm? Or maybe Whiterun? Or Winterhold?"

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Westeros- Ship
Vriska put her hand up to her forhead and looked down at the wrestling Felt. "Do I have to throw you assholes off the boat, now? 'Cause I will. Been itching to try out my plank."

Kanaya grimaced at Wendy, and said "Come with me below deck, we can alchemise you some new pants. Or maybe a nice dress..." Kanaya then began envisioning Wendy in various different outfits that she though she would look good in.

"You were the last to have your dream self wake up." Clay remarked at (is it Blare or Kyle now?) from his seat on the floor, with a slight grin.

Wendy said "I'm not the kind of person to wear a dress a lot. Just some jeans would be nice, it doesn't need to look good, just be functional." The Dragonborn said "Here you are, a girl, refusing to wear a dress and here I am, a man, wearing what can only be described as a man-skirt. Am I the only one that finds that a little ironic?" Wendy rolled her eyes in classic teenage fashion. Starscream said "My wing struts are getting stiff, I'm going for a joy ride, Anyone care to join me?"

Saleucami
Megatron smirked wryly and said "I'm surprised our beneficiary accomplished his mission so fast. I honestly thought he'd take his time. And I agree we should meet back with him."

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Wendy said "I'm not the kind of person to wear a dress a lot. Just some jeans would be nice, it doesn't need to look good, just be functional." The Dragonborn said "Here you are, a girl, refusing to wear a dress and here I am, a man, wearing what can only be described as a man-skirt. Am I the only one that finds that a little ironic?" Wendy rolled her eyes in classic teenage fashion. Starscream said "My wing struts are getting stiff, I'm going for a joy ride, Anyone care to join me?"

"Sure, I'll join you. But only to make sure nothing blows up. You seem like the kind of giant robot who would do that. Maybe It's because you're a giant robot."

Starscream said "Or maybe it's because I brag about how many things I've blown up." he smirked and transformed, floating above the ship "Let's go!" he flew off.

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Westeros- Ship
"I suppose to doesn't have to look terribly nice," Kanaya said, looking slightly exasperated. "Follow me below deck, we can alchemise you some new pants."

Karkat looked at the Doctor. "You, blue box human. Have we met yet? I can't remember if we have." "That'2 the Doctor, numbglobe2." "That means nothing to me."

"Oh, where the hell are they off to?" Vriska said, watching Starscream and Kyle leave. "Fantastic. We've been here five minutes and the team is already weakened."

Saleucami
The Condesce got up from her throne. "Yeah, let's get the shell out of here. Commando! You're in charge of this place until we find a new planet of morons to kill." "Thank you, Your Condescension!" "Whatever. Let's go, Megs."

Wendy nodded and followed Kanaya, walking awkwardly while doing so, the Dragonborn couldn't help but laugh. Jihaxus turned to the captain and said "Starscream needed to get some exercise, he said his wing struts were getting stiff. Out of everyone here I would expect you to know what he meant, because you have wings."

Saleucami
Megatron flew back to his fleet and sent a message to Onslaught "Scout out this place for an energy rich planet to attack, then report back to me." Onslaught nodded and took off in his ship.