(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Hell
Miraak parried Tadayoshi's blow, and his Dragon Aspect protected him from Vriska's, though it still hurt, he then used another catch all shout "Fus-Ro-Dah!" and blew away his attackers. Starscream saw Clay attack and let out a flurry of swings at the Gravelord, then stepped back and also waited for retaliation.

TARDIS
Stanley said "Thanks. Wait, my gun, it's still over in the temple by where we first confronted the undead warriors after they shouted it out of my hand."

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Discord's Palace
The two gods were sneaking out of the palace now with the artifacts, but one dropped and broke "Whoops, my bad." the broken item flashed a bright light for a few seconds, then the light faded "Let's go before we get caught." as they snuck away Talos said "I wonder what that did?"

Hell
Starscream smirked when he saw Nito draw his weapon "Good, I thought this would be too easy. As the humans would say, en garde!" he then took a fencing stance, except with two swords. Meanwhile, on the Black Pearl, something happened, that thing that talos broke did..... something, whatever it did, it affected the Dragonborn's skeletal remains, they glowed, and he was revitalized, but around him, three new people appeared, the newly alive Stormblade looked at the three people and said "Uhh....... hi?" Meanwhile again, Miraak fell over from the attacks, but his Dragon Aspect kept Tadayoshi's blows from beheading and bisecting him, he looked up at the bright light that came from the Black Pearl and said "What?!"

Pokemon
Bill cackled again "Of course you don't! I tried to do this the easy way, but now it's time to do it the hard way." he reached into Brock's chest and began to pull out his soul.

Tardis
Stanley rushed out, grabbed his gun, and ran back in "Now let's go before that oaf starts up the music again."

Winterhold
The College was quickly being overran, some mages kept fighting while others surrendered to the attackers.

Alinor
The Thalmor said "I am Yarnelmoellith Khraemlock,an officer of the Aldmeris Dominion."

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Hell

Nito roared in pain as he swung his greatsword, cleaving anything it touched in half, including a pillar holding up the ceiling of the fortress. He attempted to swing again at one of the trolls.

The Black Pearl

Meanwhile on the Black Pearl, a large, bulky man appeared, a helmet at his side, and two swords along with a shield on his back, maces hung from his legs, they were of Elvish make, but worn, and with new leather straps around the hilt, the man was around six feet tall, and had blond hair, he looked around, and with a gruff voice, spoke. "Where the hell am I?"

Black Pearl
The Dragonborn said "Well, uh, you see, you're in Hell right now, and we're fighting a dude named Gravelord Nito and Miraak." he looked over at the battle "Right over there, I think Nito is the giant skeleton currently fighting the huge machine and flying, grey skinned folk." Miraak ducked out of the way of Vriska's attack and jumped up "I shall return." he said dramatically before running away. Starscream jumped to dodge the sword before letting out a flurry of attacks.

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Black Pearl
The Dragonborn said "Well, uh, you see, you're in Hell right now, and we're fighting a dude named Gravelord Nito and Miraak." he looked over at the battle "Right over there, I think Nito is the giant skeleton currently fighting the huge machine and flying, grey skinned folk." Miraak ducked out of the way of Vriska's attack and jumped up "I shall return." he said dramatically before running away. Starscream jumped to dodge the sword before letting out a flurry of attacks.

"For Talos's sake. Who are you? Who are they? What is going on?" He said, defensively reaching for one of his maces.

Nito took advantage of this, they needed to get close to do this, and when they did, he struck out quickly at the gather warriors with his sword.

The Dragonborn said "I can tell you're from Skyrim like me, but anyways, I am Stormblade, the Dragonborn, you most likely should have heard of me. The others, it's a long story. I'll tell you after the battle."

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The Dragonborn said "I can tell you're from Skyrim like me, but anyways, I am Stormblade, the Dragonborn, you most likely should have heard of me. The others, it's a long story. I'll tell you after the battle."

"You're dragonborn? I'm dragonborn too! This is incredible. Are you among the first dragonborns, from the early First Era I believe?" Xacius replied, amazed.

Over by Nito, the god tiers scattered when the Gravelord swung his sword at himself, putting a large gash in his arm. "My mindy thing must have worked really well on this guy!" Clay shouted to the others as they went in for another attack.

Now that Miraak had apparently fled, Vriska and Aradia joined the other three in the assault on Nito.

The Dragonborn smiled behind his helmet and said "No, I am the Last Dragonborn, or so I was told. The guy running through the horde of undead over there, he's the First Dragonborn, Miraak." the Dragonborn backed away from Roderik "Easy there with the mace, buddy, last person who pointed a mace at me is dead right now."

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The Dragonborn smiled behind his helmet and said "No, I am the Last Dragonborn, or so I was told. The guy running through the horde of undead over there, he's the First Dragonborn, Miraak." the Dragonborn backed away from Roderik "Easy there with the mace, buddy, last person who pointed a mace at me is dead right now."

"Hmm...I was told the same thing...As for that fellow" He pointed towards Miraak "He was the one who sent people to kill me." Rodrik hung his mace back up, and put on his horned helmet.

The Dragonborn said "He also sent people to kill me, I then went to Solstheim and kicked his ass." he looked around "I feel like someone is missing." he saw Sollux stumbling around blindly with Kanaya trying to heal him, and everyone else fighting Nito, everyone except one "I don't know how you got here, last thing I remember Miraak devoured my soul." it then came to him who was missing "Wait, where's Wendy?"

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The Dragonborn said "He also sent people to kill me, I then went to Solstheim and kicked his ass." he looked around "I feel like someone is missing." he saw Sollux stumbling around blindly with Kanaya trying to heal him, and everyone else fighting Nito, everyone except one "I don't know how you got here, last thing I remember Miraak devoured my soul." it then came to him who was missing "Wait, where's Wendy?"

Joe got back up and limped over to where the Dragonborn had been revived. "Wendy was hit, right after you were. Landed overboard I think."

The Dragonborn got worried "I-is she okay?" he looked over a railing and saw her laying on the ground, still gravely injured, but not bleeding thanks to Kanaya "Oh Talos, she looks pretty banged up, I better go help her."

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The Dragonborn got worried "I-is she okay?" he looked over a railing and saw her laying on the ground, still gravely injured, but not bleeding thanks to Kanaya "Oh Talos, she looks pretty banged up, I better go help her."

The hooded figure returned to the group. "I shall assist you in healing her, but I wish to know who summoned me here later."

As Stormblade climbed down the ship side he said "Listen, I don't know why you guys are here, I know I'm here because I was stabbed to death and now I'm trying to fight my wat out, same as most others here." he got to the bottom and looked at Wendy "Not in too terrible shape, but some Healing Hands spell will be needed here." he knelt down and put one on her forehead and the other on her stomach, then worked his magic.

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As Stormblade climbed down the ship side he said "Listen, I don't know why you guys are here, I know I'm here because I was stabbed to death and now I'm trying to fight my wat out, same as most others here." he got to the bottom and looked at Wendy "Not in too terrible shape, but some Healing Hands spell will be needed here." he knelt down and put one on her forehead and the other on her stomach, then worked his magic.

"So we are in Oblivion. And what was this I heard about you being a Dragonborn?"

The Dragonborn sighed "No, we're in hell, helping Mandos, god of the dead, defeat his rebellious lieutenant, Gravelord Nito. And yes, I am a Dragonborn, the Last Dragonborn to be exact, although one of the guys up there said he was the Last Dragonborn, too."

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As Stormblade climbed down the ship side he said "Listen, I don't know why you guys are here, I know I'm here because I was stabbed to death and now I'm trying to fight my wat out, same as most others here." he got to the bottom and looked at Wendy "Not in too terrible shape, but some Healing Hands spell will be needed here." he knelt down and put one on her forehead and the other on her stomach, then worked his magic.

Kanaya came walking back to where Wendy was, her arm linked with Sollux's in order to guide him. Sollux's red eye had turned totally black as a result of Miraak's attack, and he could not see at all. "Hey, you're alive. And now there's new people. I tried to heal Wendy as much as I could, but then Sollux fell... Could one of you make sure Sollux doesn't accidentally wander somewhere so I can go fight?" "Wait, who'2 alive now? Who're the new people?"

The Dragonborn said "Alright, I'll make sure of it. Oh, and these new people are other Dragonborns." he then turned to the Farlander "So indulge me on your theory about this dilemma we have found ourselves in."

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"In my travels, I have experienced many strange things, but none so as what that fiend Hermaeus Mora put me through. In his quest for secrets and knowledge, he sent me into other planes to encounter and find artifacts. Some ended up as a pleasant experience. Others..." He hesitated. Regaining his composure, he continued. "Within some of these planes, some things were different. Including the identity of the one who saved Skyrim, and by extension Nirn. But one thing was the same in all of those instances. They were all Dragonborn."

"Okay cool." Kanaya said, and she flew off to fight Nito. Sollux just kind of sat there, not knowing what else to do.

"Exactly as I was saying, parallel universes. There must be an infinite amount of Dragonborns saving Skyrim from Alduin, no two journeys identical. With every success against the World-Eater, there must be tenfold failures. I think it was back in the Third Era that something somewhat similar to our situation last occurred, the Warp in the West. Several parallel universes happening simultaneously, in a phenominon known as a Dragon Break. Something like that must have happened again, this time converging our timelines into his." Xacius ended his little speech by pointing at Stormblade.

The Dragonborn said "Nah, I don't think the timelines are merging, I simply think that you guys were pulled from your timelines and brought here." he moved his hands back to his sides and said "I think she'll be ok now." he sighed "I'm wondering, have any of you personally met the Nine Divines? Because I have, long story, again."

Pokemon
Bill possessed Brock at this moment, the others wouldn't notice his weird eyes as Brock's eyes were always closed he shouted "Oh, it's nothing, I just stubbed my toe." he had an insane grin on his face.

Winterhold
One of the mages said "What was the meaning of this attack? The College of Winterhold holds no allegiances to Ulfric, attacking it is like attacking the Bard's College in Soitude, it's utterly preposterous! The College is a place for learning not war." Just then Farengar Secret-Fire walked into the College, carrying his enchantment and alchemy equipment, along with 20 ladders, he looked around and said "Uhhhh, I'm guessing I got here a little late."

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The Dragonborn said "Nah, I don't think the timelines are merging, I simply think that you guys were pulled from your timelines and brought here." he moved his hands back to his sides and said "I think she'll be ok now." he sighed "I'm wondering, have any of you personally met the Nine Divines? Because I have, long story, again."

"What do the Divines have to do with this?" He pinched the bridge of his nose. "Look, we need to get out of wherever we are. We can trade stories later."

The Dragonborn sighed "I was only wondering! And besides, it looks like the others have got this." he pointed at the fight against Nito "They seem to be winning."

New Alternia
Brawl looked at Chris "What the scrap are you talking about? Clearly this human is glitched in thought processor."

Pokemon
Bill Brock yelled "Alright then, wannabe, I mean, Ash, my friend!" he summoned an axe "Wow, my powers are increasing. Soon I may be able to once again manifest myself in the mortal realm." he began to cut downed logs for firewood.

Winterhold
Someone make a sound of disbelief "Elisif the Fair? What would drive her to do this?" another said "Maybe she finally snapped." Foreigner said "That is my theory too." while setting down the ladders in a corner.

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The Dragonborn sighed "I was only wondering! And besides, it looks like the others have got this." he pointed at the fight against Nito "They seem to be winning."

New Alternia
Brawl looked at Chris "What the scrap are you talking about? Clearly this human is glitched in thought processor."

Pokemon
Bill Brock yelled "Alright then, wannabe, I mean, Ash, my friend!" he summoned an axe "Wow, my powers are increasing. Soon I may be able to once again manifest myself in the mortal realm." he began to cut downed logs for firewood.

Winterhold
Someone make a sound of disbelief "Elisif the Fair? What would drive her to do this?" another said "Maybe she finally snapped." Foreigner said "That is my theory too." while setting down the ladders in a corner.

"She wants Ulfric to pay for her husband's murder-but it seems she has tricked us," Impa said'
Pokemon
"We're still cold!" Misty shouted, "and we're not any warmer."

Winterhold
Farengar nodded "She has clearly been driven over the edge by grief and her rational thoughts are being clouded by emotion, be wary around her, for Oblivion hath no fury like an emotionally unstable woman out for revenge." one of the higher ranking Mages said "What about all of the mags you killed? Or the ones bleeding out of the floor while others try to heal them? Are you going to do anything about them?"

Pokemon
Billock groaned and said "Could you please quiet down and be patient you loud-mouthed whiner? It's only been five minutes since I left! Stop complaining or this'll take longer than it should if you weren't distracting me!" he continued cutting logs and getting wood.

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Near the Black Pearl
"Yes, they do. I'm not really one for fighting since I took over as Archmage, but if you more... athletic... types want to jump in then go ahead. I'll stay here and keep this strange being company." Xacius said, looking over at Sollux. "I 2till don't know what the hell'2 going on anymore, waaaay to many painkiller2 to care, two."

With the addition of Kanaya, Vriska, and Aradia to the fight against Nito, the heroes were dominating. The god tiers would circle the giant very quickly, each trying to draw his attention from the others and then going in for a stab or slash.

New Alternia
"Yeah, I think so too. Maybe we could get one of the psychics to 'fix' it for us." The Condesce said, looking at Chris with a scowl.

Hell
The Dragonborn said "I'm really an expert at most things, it was really hard to learn all of it, but I did. I'm a good archer, mage, warrior, thief, assassin, you get the idea." he looked over at Wendy "I'll let the others fight, we can just sit here and make sure Sollux doesn't end up running into a sword or something." he sat there and crossed his legs.

New Alternia
Swindle said "Let's let Bombshell "fix" his brain, he's been out of work since the war ended 20 years ago."

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Hell
The Dragonborn said "I'm really an expert at most things, it was really hard to learn all of it, but I did. I'm a good archer, mage, warrior, thief, assassin, you get the idea." he looked over at Wendy "I'll let the others fight, we can just sit here and make sure Sollux doesn't end up running into a sword or something." he sat there and crossed his legs.

"Well, we should probably talk about something to pass the time then." The Sniper walked over and stood next to Joe. The ranger saw them and lowered his hood and cloth mask. "Hmm, lookalikes huh? I think I've seen helmets like that on my er.. uh, forced travels. Can't put my finger on it."

The Dragonborn took off his helmet and set it down next to him, showing his oily brown hair and blue eyes "So, how about I tell you a little about the people here, what do you guys say about that?"

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Hell
The Dragonborn said "Anyways, I'll start first. I am Stormblade, and my life has been pretty eventful." he then began to talk about everything, from when he woke up a prisoner to how he got to Hell and what happened before the other Dragonborns arrived. When he finished he sighed and said "That's everything, my whole life, everything I've ever said or done, it all happened in these past few months." Starscream, over at Nito, continued his unceasing attack, his energon swords easily cutting through Nito's bones.

Pokemon
Billock was carrying a lot of firewood and said "You could help me with all of these logs, maybe?"

Winterhold
Farengar said "My theory has proven true, thus far, she is too focused on revenge to think clearly, you must talk to her, calm her down and make sure she knows that she is unwell."

New Alternia
Onslaught sighed angrily "We're still waiting for Douchelord Supreme to get down here so the tour can start, capisce?"

TARDIS
Dipper shrugged "Most likely."

Alinor
Yarnelmollith nodded "Yes, there s chaos throughout the empire, and the troops can't do anything to stop it, because most of them are now traumatized."

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Hell
The Dragonborn said "I think there are more differences than appearance,the order in which we did the quests, the speed, and even the outcomes probably differ in some way. Like the Civil War, I sided with the Stormcloaks, who did you side with?"

TARDIS
Dipper looked around at everyone "Alright, let's go." the Pines left the TARDIS and looked around "So, where are we in High Rock?"

Pokemon
Bullock used the axe he had summoned to cut the net "Really? Is that the best you have? A net and a terrible catchphrase?" he threw the axe at James and summoned the Dark Cannon "Say Cheese!" he fired it at Jessie, turning her into a statue.

Winterhold
A mage said "We can talk about the possibility of you teaching after we clan up this mess!" Onmund ran in "Two mages are missing sir!" the mage said "Really! Which ones?" Onmund said "J'zargo and Brelyna, sir." the mage thought "Hmm, those two are close friends with the Dragonborn, they probably left to find him."

Alinor
"A being called Discord appeared, as well as a grey skinned horned psychic, a human boy and his pet dog, and a blue skinned man and a small child, they stole the Elder Scroll and forced us to evacuate."

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Hell
The Dragonborn said "I respect your opinion, good sir." he looked over at the fight "Guys! They won." he stood up, then picked up Wendy "Now who wants to guide our blind friend to the- Oh look, Aradia has that covered." Starscrem, meanwhile, looked over at Agent A and Tadayoshi and said "I never got to ask this, but where are we exactly?"

Winterhold
Onmund said "They couldn't have gotten too far, I was talking to Brelyna a few minutes ago."

Pokemon
Bullock said "This is just a new toy I found recently, look what it can do, and I can summon it at will." it disappeared, now in the Mindscape. "We can talk about it later." he then pulled the net off. He then walked over to Jessie's statue and tapped it, it was transported to Subspace.

High Rock
Dipper saw Discord and said "Who's the new guy?"

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High Rock
Dipper said "OK, we have a new member whose name means "a disagreement between people" that doesn't sit well with me." the Pines followed Sollux.

Hell
Stormblade nodded "Yep, completely, those guys are total asses and have contributed nothing to Tamriel." he got to the open gates, Starscream was standing there "So what are we waiting for?" Stormblade shrugged "Probably someone to walk out and congratulate us on winning."

Pokemon
Billock said "Yes, I feel great! I've recently discovered that i am a lot more powerful than I thought I was." he grinned "Now, let's just sit back down and relax, we've got a long walk ahead of us."

Winterhold
Farengar said "Do not worry, they will most likely return after a little, and why do you want to find them, anyways?"

Solitude
The guard said "Elisif ordered us to deny anyone's request to visit her, she might be having an episode or something."

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Exit of Hell
"Damn right, magical medieval dude." a voice called from above. The heroes looked up to see an orange ghost-looking guy with crow wings, a sword through his chest, and shades on descending from apparently nowhere above them. "Sup. I'm Dave." "Davesprite?? What the hell are you doing down here??" Karkat asked in total disbelief. "Obviously I died, jackass. But, since Mandos decided I'm fucking awesome I get to do stuff for him sometimes. Right now, I have to congratulate you all on killing that asshole Nito and escaping the depths of hell. Congratulations. Now, who wants me to start handing out power-ups like cheap cigars?"

Starscream said "What's a cigar? I'm guessing it's like a Cy-gar." then the Dragonborn said "And I'll take a guess it's like Skooma, or Moon Sugar. Sure, hand us some power-ups! Also, could you please get Wendy to wake up, my arms are getting tired."

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Starscream said "What's a cigar? I'm guessing it's like a Cy-gar." then the Dragonborn said "And I'll take a guess it's like Skooma, or Moon Sugar. Sure, hand us some power-ups! Also, could you please get Wendy to wake up, my arms are getting tired."

"Stormblade, I can take care of that." Vriska said, rolling her eyes. She lifter her hand at Wendy, used her psychic powers, and Wendy woke up. "Thank you Spidertroll. Now, upgrades. These are directly from Mandos, so don't complain if you get something that's total bullshit. I did look them over though, and most of them are actually pretty cool." "Knowing you, that makes me somewhat concerned." "Shut up, Karkat. Okay, these are grouped up for whatever reason, so here's the first group: Wendy and the Dragonborn that's been here the longest. Wendy, you get this magical axe and some hightened reflexes or something." An axe materialized in Davesprite's hand, and dropped it next to Wendy one it became clear that she was still pretty groggy. "And Dragonborn, you get some voice power that lets you revive dead dragons."

Wendy was pretty groggy, as anyone would after having their entire face shattered then fall over 20 feet to the ground, survive, then lat unconscious for almost 10 minutes. She looked around and saw the axe "Thanks." then picked it up, right when Davesprite mentioned the shout, DB was surrounded by blue and orange light "I have unlocked the knowledge of a new shout!" Wendy looked over at him "What happened? How are you alive again?" the Dragonborn said "I don't know, let's chalk it up to magic."

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"Sweet. Thanks." said Tadayoshi, eating a tuna sandwich.

"Finally, I have a healing factor... It's about time."

"Good for you. Next... the Sniper and Joe. Both of you get a new badass sword. Sniper, you get some special shadow powers so you're basically a high-tech ninja, and Joe gets a key that summons his motorcycle. Mandos said that makes you a high-tech samurai, but I've never heard of a samurai with a fucking motorcycle." Davesprite shot some of his sprite magic at them now, and they had their upgrades administered.

Starscream watched this and said "What about me? I fought Nito an helped defeat him, that man and the red headed girl you gave gifts to first did absolutely nothing to help defeat the Gravelord, I should get something in return for my troubles."

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Starscream watched this and said "What about me? I fought Nito an helped defeat him, that man and the red headed girl you gave gifts to first did absolutely nothing to help defeat the Gravelord, I should get something in return for my troubles."

"You also happen to be a total douchebag. You pretty much just showed up near the last second on accident, which is also why I'm not giving these assholes anything." Davesprite pointed at the extra Dragonborns. "That's probably fair." "Of course it is. And I don't know what that is Joe, I didn't inspect the fucking equipment. I just transported it for Mandos. Maybe try it out instead of soliciting more help from the semi-omniscient. Now, fourth group, and this one's a biggie: Karkat, Kanaya, Sollux, Terezi, Aradia, Vriska, and Clay. Karkat, you get an army of summonable crab minions." "Oh, that is total bullshit." "And also hilarious. Kanaya, you get a brand new unbreakable chainsaw, that also saps health." "Oh cool, thank you." "Sollux, you get the ability to split yourself into two people." Sollux just kind of stared on. He was still pretty out of it form the painkillers. "Alright, I'm sick of doing this one at a time. Terezi, you get to predict the future during fights; Aradia gets a new fire whip; Vriska gets a fuckin pirate ship all to herself; and Clay gets electric powers and nigh-invisibility in low light. Man, it's like fuckin' Christmas in here." "Ooh, this is a nice whip." "Hehehehe, I'll be unstoppable!" "Unlimited power!" Lightning began flying everywhere from Clay's hands. "Wait, really?! I get a pirate ship?! Yes! Hell yes! Hell fucking yes! Where is it!" Vriska yelled, super excited. "It's back in the living world, because putting a wooden boat in hell is super stupid."

Starscream said "Tell that to the glitch heads who put that here." he pointed at the Black Pearl "And why would anyone make a ship out of wood? It seems like a bad idea to me."

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Underworld(KI)
"Tabuu has need of your troops and generals. Consider this as a part of the payment," Galleom said, tossing a Dark Cannon at Hades.
Pokemon
"Uh, Brock, aren't you gonna look at the map?" asked Misty.
Solitude
"Tell her that I seek her advise as to where to attack next," Impa replied impatiently, "the attacks at Winterrun and Winterhold were successful."
Winterhold
"It was just an idea," Lana replied. She smiled, "You know, if these mages would learn a little hand to hand combat as well as magic, we might not have even gotten in. All I did was go to the Great Fairy Fountain and she broke your shield."

Hell
Starscream looked at where he pointed "Well, let's not waste any time, last one through the portal buys drinks for the others!" he ran and saw the portal, then jumped in, the Dragonborn ran after Screamer, pulling a still tired Wendy along with him.

Pokemon
Billock said "Of course I'm going to read the map, but didn't you hear me say we should quickly rest first? I didn't collect all that firewood so you could walk away." he pulled out the map and looked at it.

Solitude
The guard said "Talk to the Steward, he's in the Blue Palace by the throne, while Elisif is in her Quarters."

Winterhold
Onmund said "You tore through Dremora, immortal Daedric warriors, if you can kill them easily, a few robes people with swords won't do much."

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Westeros
Starscream looked at the ship "I've seen better, but I've also seen worse." the Dragonborn looked at the ship "What do you like so much about pirates? I've met pirates before, they were complete douchebags, so I killed them in order to help out the East Empire Company, the Blood Horkers was the name of the pirates and they were led by a battlemage named Haldyn." Wendy rubbed her eyes and looked at the newcomer "Sup." before yawning.

Pokemon
Bullock ran around on fire, screaming "Fire! Fire! Fvck! Shyt! C0ck! Dyck! I! AM! ON! FRIE!" as he ran he flailed his arms around. He looked over at the group and said "You know what? Fine! It's time to drop my cover. I am not Brock, I am Bill Cipher!" he pulled out the Subspace bomb and dropped it on the ground.

Winterhold
The mage said "We were using shields, but we ran out of Magicka and couldn't sustain them." he pulled out a blue potion and drank out of it.

Solitude
Jorlief said "Good, I'll get Bolgeir, he's more of the military type than me, I just advise Elisif on matters and carry out the more mundane tasks around here." he left and a warrior walked in "Yes? You wanted me?"

Daggerfall
Dipper said "Wait! We should finish this task!" then Stanley said "Yeah, I don't want to know what would happen if we anger some gods by not retrieving items that they said were pivotal to the war effort against Satan. But if you think we can get away with it."

New Alternia
Vortex sawthe Master Douchelord Supreme and said "and here is the guest of honor! Chris, say hello to Douchlord Supreme, Master of the Backstabbing Assholes." he broke out laughing "Finally, now we can begin." Megatron said impatiently.

Alinor
"Well, they disappeared a while ago, but if you could help us curb all of the rebellions, that'd be great."