(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Cybertron
Megatron said "I say, we go hunt the Fog, we still haven't taken down a single one of their real ships. I must contact Onslaught." he sent a message to the Harbinger "Onslaught, report, where are you?"

Deep Space
Onslaught received the message and responded "You want the normal answer or the Vortex answer?" Megatron sighed "Normal answer." Onlsaught then said "Basically...... we're lost. I look around and see a whole lot of nothingness."

Tardis
Bill simply flicked his wrist and Dunban and Mangus swords were pulled from their hands, a hole then appeared in him and Clay's lighting passed through it "Hold on here, you don't want to see me when I'm angry. That one human boy is right, if you keep up with this you will regret it." he pulled off his hat and twirled it in the air "I'm going now, but remember this vague and foreboding thing I shall say: There is a being out there, he was once stronger than both GOD and Satan combined, and he is setting out to regain that power. Ta ta!!!" he teleported away.

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Cybertron
Megatron said "I say, we go hunt the Fog, we still haven't taken down a single one of their real ships. I must contact Onslaught." he sent a message to the Harbinger "Onslaught, report, where are you?"

Deep Space
Onslaught received the message and responded "You want the normal answer or the Vortex answer?" Megatron sighed "Normal answer." Onlsaught then said "Basically...... we're lost. I look around and see a whole lot of nothingness."

Tardis
Bill simply flicked his wrist and Dunban and Mangus swords were pulled from their hands, a hole then appeared in him and Clay's lighting passed through it "Hold on here, you don't want to see me when I'm angry. That one human boy is right, if you keep up with this you will regret it." he pulled off his hat and twirled it in the air "I'm going now, but remember this vague and foreboding thing I shall say: There is a being out there, he was once stronger than both GOD and Satan combined, and he is setting out to regain that power. Ta ta!!!" he teleported away.

Vortex would hear the reapers' iconic honk. Some more were coming through the dark energy portal near the citadel that still has not closed. The reapers can and will traverse through deep spce with ease as it is their home turf. Some went towards Cybertron, some went towards Hoth and others went towards other star systems.

TARDIS

Naruto regained consiosness not long after Bill left. Ugh, I hate it when the fox takes over, it hurts so much." He said.

[Gigaverse]

"Us wouldn't happen to include me, would it?

Just asking. I need to find a vehicle choice to stalk you all.", the blond giant casually remarked.

"No, it wouldn't. We have no idea who the hell you are, and you don't have any authorization to be on a Project X base."
"Plus, you're just really creepy."

"But..."

He started making puppy-dog eyes.

"You'll just leave a 13-year-old with nowhere else to go, here, in the middle of nowhere...?"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

"No, it wouldn't. We have no idea who the hell you are, and you don't have any authorization to be on a Project X base."
"Plus, you're just really creepy."

"But..."

He started making puppy-dog eyes.

"You'll just leave a 13-year-old with nowhere else to go, here, in the middle of nowhere...?"

Dave said "Yes, that's exactly what we're doing." he then turned to the others "So are we taking another plane or is there some other type of fast transportation we can use?"

[Petrokovia]

"But..."

He started making puppy-dog eyes.

"You'll just leave a 13-year-old with nowhere else to go, here, in the middle of nowhere...?"

Dave said "Yes, that's exactly what we're doing." he then turned to the others "So are we taking another plane or is there some other type of fast transportation we can use?"

"Did you not just hear me?" asked Tadayoshi. "I said we're going by helicopter."
As if on cue, the helicopter landed outside of the building. Tadayoshi lead the group outside to board the helicopter.

[Aeternabilis]

Subspace
Now that Bill was gone, Clay ceased his lightning and dropped to the floor, rubbing his sore neck. "Lousy goddamn stupid triangles. Anyone know who he was talking about? I would assume Morgoth, but I don't remember him being that powerful."

Ukraine
"Honestly Dave. You've really got to learn how to listen." Kanaya said as she followed Tadayoshi onto the helicopter.

Cybertron
"I'm all for hunting down those glubbing bitches. You got an idea on how to do that?"

[Mundeo]

Subspace
Now that Bill was gone, Clay ceased his lightning and dropped to the floor, rubbing his sore neck. "Lousy goddamn stupid triangles. Anyone know who he was talking about? I would assume Morgoth, but I don't remember him being that powerful."

Ukraine
"Honestly Dave. You've really got to learn how to listen." Kanaya said as she followed Tadayoshi onto the helicopter.

Cybertron
"I'm all for hunting down those glubbing bitches. You got an idea on how to do that?"

As Dunban went to pick up his sword, The Doctor look forlornly at Clay. "But Morgoth is Satan, and trust me, he is that powerful. I think I know who this being is, he the one responsible, for the most part, for me ending up in all of this. His name is Discord"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Ukraine
Dave paused "I zoned out a little." he got into the helicopter and said "So, can anyone explain the full story of how you got here and how you met? I really need to be filled in on this stuff."

Harbinger
Onslaught looked at the Reapers and said "I think they want to help us, we should follo the-" then Vortex shouted "Stranger danger! Hit the the warp drive!!" he pressed a button and the Harbinger's engines charged up before it rocketed off in the blink of an eye. Brawl shouted "Stupid lousy Primus-damned Vortex! If we breathed I'd be strangling you right now!"

Cybertron
Megatron and )(IC heard the whole thing as the comm links were still on. Megatron turned off the comm link and said "Well..... they may be gone for a while. Anyways, i was simply thinking of having our ships searching through the galaxy we're invading for them, they should be somewhere in that galaxy."

[The States of Balloon]

Ukraine
Dave paused "I zoned out a little." he got into the helicopter and said "So, can anyone explain the full story of how you got here and how you met? I really need to be filled in on this stuff."

"It's a long story involving mass murder and a pirate ship."
"Don't forget the nukes." Itchy was standing by the group, along with Cans.

[Discords Equstria]

Sjel Bald

Rodrik continued to laugh, mead in hand, "This is how to enjoy a party!" He said with another fit of laughter as he downed a bottle of mead. Then with a chuckle, Serana........Wait. This is not important! Everyone! Get off your asses, and do something epic! You are damnable dragonborns! "What in Oblivion...." I'm not in oblivion...You, do something...now! I'm getting bored.


Somewhere that's not there.

Now that's out of the way, let's get to the important subject. Wondering what Discord has been doing this entire time? NO? TOO BAD!

Discord leaned against his throne, a frown on his face. He had the television remote in his hand, his had soon come to realize...Just how bad of a show it was. "They don't use me nearly enough...And the fandom? Intolerable." He shouted the last part as he threw the remote against the television, causing the whole thing to suddenly explode.

After taking a moment to revert back to his human form, he jumped off the throne, and with a sigh, muttered "Ugh........bronies." He said before snapping his fingers.

Concord NH.

The narrator clung to the corner of the room, in both horror, and amazement, as his favorite character suddenly appeared in his room, froze him in a block of ice, and commandeered his computer. Discord quickly logged into the account, and proceeded to change the flag to something more to his liking, before making his own edits to the post the narrator had been working on.

Discord chuckled, and teleported away from the room...With the computer

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Ukraine
Dave paused "I zoned out a little." he got into the helicopter and said "So, can anyone explain the full story of how you got here and how you met? I really need to be filled in on this stuff."

"It's a long story involving mass murder and a pirate ship."
"Don't forget the nukes." Itchy was standing by the group, along with Cans.

Dave looked over at the Leprechauns and said "Where did you green guys come from?"

[Discords Equstria]

Sjel Bald

Rodrik, ignoring what happened earlier. Stood up for a moment, nodding at his new wife with a smile, reassuring her he would be back. It was only now everyone realized something about Rodrik.

He may have lived in Cyrodil for three quarters of his life...
But he was still very much, a Nord.

He had downed three bottles of Mead as he stood near the table which it was all stockpiled, this had taken him less then five minutes and he showed no signs of being affected, or of stopping. However, four bottles of Mead later, and he paused for a moment to catch his breath, a wide smile on his face, he glanced over at the two Non-Nordic Dragonborns, and with a fit of laughter shouted.

"Hey! Milkdrinkers, why don't ye partake in the fun? There's plenty to go around!"

[Aeternabilis]

Tardis
"Discord?" Clay put his hand up to his head and tried to remember if he had heard the name before, but came up with nothing. "I guess I never watched whatever show he's from, if he's from a show. If he's named after disagreement and strife, though, I guess his schtick is chaos?"

Cybertron
"That sounds like it'd take a bitch long time. But, if we got no better way to do it, a bitch long time it is. I'll just have my fleets go on their normal conquest routine and then they report to us if they find anything."

Ukraine
"It mostly involved Vriska. So, yes, mass murder, doomsday devices, and a pirate ship."

Sjel Bald
Xacius enthusiastically joined Rodrik and downed a bottle of mead (which visibly affected him). He had long since swapped his mage robes for party clothes. The Breton then lifted both of his hands into the air, and shot two orbs of light at the ceiling. One of these produced flashing multicolored light and the other caused very festive and very loud music to begin playing throughout the castle.

Dersite Ship, Outside Sjel Bald
The Midnight Crew watched the castle as it suddenly lit up with flashing lights and began blaring music.

[Mundeo]

Tardis
"Discord?" Clay put his hand up to his head and tried to remember if he had heard the name before, but came up with nothing. "I guess I never watched whatever show he's from, if he's from a show. If he's named after disagreement and strife, though, I guess his schtick is chaos?"

Cybertron
"That sounds like it'd take a bitch long time. But, if we got no better way to do it, a bitch long time it is. I'll just have my fleets go on their normal conquest routine and then they report to us if they find anything."

Ukraine
"It mostly involved Vriska. So, yes, mass murder, doomsday devices, and a pirate ship."

Sjel Bald
Xacius enthusiastically joined Rodrik and downed a bottle of mead (which visibly affected him). He had long since swapped his mage robes for party clothes. The Breton then lifted both of his hands into the air, and shot two orbs of light at the ceiling. One of these produced flashing multicolored light and the other caused very festive and very loud music to begin playing throughout the castle.

Dersite Ship, Outside Sjel Bald
The Midnight Crew watched the castle as it suddenly lit up with flashing lights and began blaring music.

Cybertron

The Master said, "Well, from prior knowledge we know my fleet is shit, so I would like to take care of matters regarding my ground forces"

The Tardis

The Doctor said, "You're right, Discord is associated with chaos. He is also from a show, it's world was one of the first worlds I visited in this adventure. Ever heard of My Little Pony?"

[Petrokovia]

Bloodfyre turned to face the Doctor.
"I didn't know you had a pony."

As soon as everyone was on, Tadayoshi patted the helicopter pilot's shoulder, and the helicopter took off to Poland.

[Mundeo]

Bloodfyre turned to face the Doctor.
"I didn't know you had a pony."

As soon as everyone was on, Tadayoshi patted the helicopter pilot's shoulder, and the helicopter took off to Poland.

"I actually did once but that's not what I'm talking about right now. It's a TV show called 'My Little Pony'".

[Petrokovia]

Bloodfyre turned to face the Doctor.
"I didn't know you had a pony."

As soon as everyone was on, Tadayoshi patted the helicopter pilot's shoulder, and the helicopter took off to Poland.

"I actually did once but that's not what I'm talking about right now. It's a TV show called 'My Little Pony'".

"I have no idea what T.V. is. Is it a new type of theater?"

[Cybraxia]

Sjel Blad:

Instead of drinking the alcohol like his allies, Ronan decided to sip some tea that he had made before hand.

Aboard the Marquise:

A shadow rift opened and a purple colored robot walked out. As the rift closed, the robot's color switched to a green, revealing himself to be the Sniper. Looking around, he asked "Where is everyone?"

[Aeternabilis]

Tardis
Clay froze, and slowly lowered his hands. "Wait, what? The big bad... for the entire adventure... is a fucking My Little Pony villain?! What the fuck?" He then proceeded to have a small mental breakdown.

Cybertron
"Haha yeah, your shit is garbage. Tell you what, why don't you and I go back to New Alternia. We can make your spaceships not terrible with mah awesome tech and then go laugh our asses off at Vader in his cell."

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Tardis
Clay froze, and slowly lowered his hands. "Wait, what? The big bad... for the entire adventure... is a fucking My Little Pony villain?! What the fuck?" He then proceeded to have a small mental breakdown.

Cybertron
"Haha yeah, your shit is garbage. Tell you what, why don't you and I go back to New Alternia. We can make your spaceships not terrible with mah awesome tech and then go laugh our asses off at Vader in his cell."

"Wait back up, this 'My Littke Pony' show is that bad? If so then how come we don't take the fight right to him?" Naruto asked. (OOC: I know the show sucks, forced to watch one episode with my baby sister.)

[Discords Equstria]

Tardis
Clay froze, and slowly lowered his hands. "Wait, what? The big bad... for the entire adventure... is a fucking My Little Pony villain?! What the fuck?" He then proceeded to have a small mental breakdown.

Cybertron
"Haha yeah, your shit is garbage. Tell you what, why don't you and I go back to New Alternia. We can make your spaceships not terrible with mah awesome tech and then go laugh our asses off at Vader in his cell."

"Wait back up, this 'My Littke Pony' show is that bad? If so then how come we don't take the fight right to him?" Naruto asked. (OOC: I know the show sucks, forced to watch one episode with my baby sister.)

"Speak of the devil and he shall appear!" Said a chuckling voice as the TARDIS shook violently, after knocking the machine around enough to put everyone on their backs, Discord emerged from a portal in the floor, closing it suddenly with the tap of his cane against the floor.

He was dressed like a well off gentleman, wearing a brown coat, and matching top hat, along with a pair of tan pants, and dress shoes. His hair was gray, however, of all things, what gave away his identity, was the yellow glowing eyes, with red pupils.
He laughed loudly, and walked past Naruto, causing him to be thrown across the TARDIS, he stopped right in front of Clay, and looked down with a evil glint in his eyes. "It's not nice to judge someone just because of what they've appeared in."

Oh yes. Discord was going to have plenty of fun saying hello to those in the TARDIS

[Aeternabilis]

"Wait back up, this 'My Littke Pony' show is that bad? If so then how come we don't take the fight right to him?" Naruto asked. (OOC: I know the show sucks, forced to watch one episode with my baby sister.)

"Speak of the devil and he shall appear!" Said a chuckling voice as the TARDIS shook violently, after knocking the machine around enough to put everyone on their backs, Discord emerged from a portal in the floor, closing it suddenly with the tap of his cane against the floor.

He was dressed like a well off gentleman, wearing a brown coat, and matching top hat, along with a pair of tan pants, and dress shoes. His hair was gray, however, of all things, what gave away his identity, was the yellow glowing eyes, with red pupils.
He laughed loudly, and walked past Naruto, causing him to be thrown across the TARDIS, he stopped right in front of Clay, and looked down with a evil glint in his eyes. "It's not nice to judge someone just because of what they've appeared in."

Oh yes. Discord was going to have plenty of fun saying hello to those in the TARDIS

"Yeah, that's why Nicolas Cage is a universally acclaimed actor," Clay thought. He looked over Discord, not really with fear but with a feeling of absurdity. This guy didn't look like much, but then again he had heard them say his name (and differentiate it from the adjective) from the Tardis in flight so who really knows. "How the hell can you be the Big Bad for this whole quest? You're from a show for little girls and thirty year old men who have a not-so-secret desire to bang horses. Aren't you beaten by small ponies and bullshit friendship magic whenever you do anything remotely bad?"

[Discords Equstria]

"Speak of the devil and he shall appear!" Said a chuckling voice as the TARDIS shook violently, after knocking the machine around enough to put everyone on their backs, Discord emerged from a portal in the floor, closing it suddenly with the tap of his cane against the floor.

He was dressed like a well off gentleman, wearing a brown coat, and matching top hat, along with a pair of tan pants, and dress shoes. His hair was gray, however, of all things, what gave away his identity, was the yellow glowing eyes, with red pupils.
He laughed loudly, and walked past Naruto, causing him to be thrown across the TARDIS, he stopped right in front of Clay, and looked down with a evil glint in his eyes. "It's not nice to judge someone just because of what they've appeared in."

Oh yes. Discord was going to have plenty of fun saying hello to those in the TARDIS

"Yeah, that's why Nicolas Cage is a universally acclaimed actor," Clay thought. He looked over Discord, not really with fear but with a feeling of absurdity. This guy didn't look like much, but then again he had heard them say his name (and differentiate it from the adjective) from the Tardis in flight so who really knows. "How the hell can you be the Big Bad for this whole quest? You're from a show for little girls and thirty year old men who have a not-so-secret desire to bang horses. Aren't you beaten by small ponies and bullshit friendship magic whenever you do anything remotely bad?"

"Tisk tisk tisk. That's not a nice thing to say..And you should not believe everything you see on TV." Discord said with a cackle, as he slammed his cane on the floor. Opening a portal underneath clay's feet. Discord himself disappeared. Leaving a note behind in the TARDIS where he stood.

Rome. Discorded Earth

Discord's laughter echoed throughout the city as he appeared in the throne, a wine glass in his hand, wearing a Toga, with a wreath around his head, he looked down, as his victim appeared in the center of the arena.

"Let's play a little game! You, get to fight through some of my favorite play things, and if you survive long enough, I'll give you a special sort of artifact! Like those idea stealing Daedra...If your friends don't arrive in time. Your going to be my toy until something eventually feasts on your corpse."

As he said this, one of the iron gates of the arena opened..And a foul creature emerged. A half woman, half spider, that snarled, and grasped in the direction of Clay, only held back by Discord's will.

"Meet Arachne! Lovely specimen of a woman, awful to have as a Ex though."

With a vile cackle, Discord released his mental grasp on the creature.

The TARDIS

The note on the floor was written on a stone tablet, which seemed impossible to lift, the ink on it was brown, and smelled of Chocolate.

"While I am sure you would love to come and free your friend, however, I have something a little more entertaining in mind. Seeing as it's impossible for you to appear directly into my arena, I will be given you the coordinates to my realm, from which you will have to play a little game with me, if you intend to free your friend."
Below this was a string of numbers

[Cybraxia]

Aboard the Marquise:

Joe was just about finished filling in the Sniper on what happened when they caught sight of the Dersite ship. "Should, uh, should we be doing something about that?"

[Aeternabilis]

Discorded Roman Arena
Oh god dammit.

Clay rubbed his head and stood up from the ground, and looked up at Discord. It looked like they had been transported to some sort of arena, and based on Discord's getup Clay decided it was some version of the Roman Colosseum. He had been randomly transported fuck knows where way too much in the last few hours.

As soon as Arachne appeared, Clay almost instinctively brought out the Tla Blade from his sylladex and raised it up in an offensive stance. As electricity crackled across the blade (and him, which annoyed him to no end) Clay yelled out "So, if this is Rome then why are you using a Greek monster? Forgoing the theme, or will this be a cross-mythological arena battle?"

Then Arachne was unleashed.

Clay decided to stop being a smartass for once in his life and shut up so he could face the threat. He then realized that Arachne was tethered to the ground, while he was not. Clay flew up into the sky out of the beast's reach and, while dodging blasts of web, let loose a stream of lightning from his free hand. While Arachne was suitably stunned, Clay aimed his sword downward and sped towards the ground. When he reached it, the sword plunged through the mother of all spiders' head. With another pull, Arachne's human half was bisected from the head to where the torso met the spidery bits.

Panting, he looked back up at Discord and yelled, "Is that all you've got? Wait, god dammit, I forgot you never taunt the villain in a situation like this. Forget I said that?"