(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[Aeternabilis]

Sjel Bald
"Yeah, that's a real helpful explanation." Vriska mumbled to herself. "Whatever. Guys, I guess we should just have fun here? Eat some food or something, I don't care." The trolls then went and sat at one of the tables, chatting amongst themselves and eating.

Cybertron
"Hmm... I don't know if any of my grunts are apeshit bananas at the codes. I'll have to order some juggalos to do a poll or something later."

Subspace
"...Why exactly do you need our souls? And how the hell would we even give them to you on our own?" DD said, while silently cocking his revolver behind his back. The rest of the Midnight Crew also prepped their weapons, without so much as a signal from any other member.

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Sjel Bald
"Yeah, that's a real helpful explanation." Vriska mumbled to herself. "Whatever. Guys, I guess we should just have fun here? Eat some food or something, I don't care." The trolls then went and sat at one of the tables, chatting amongst themselves and eating.

Cybertron
"Hmm... I don't know if any of my grunts are apeshit bananas at the codes. I'll have to order some juggalos to do a poll or something later."

Subspace
"...Why exactly do you need our souls? And how the hell would we even give them to you on our own?" DD said, while silently cocking his revolver behind his back. The rest of the Midnight Crew also prepped their weapons, without so much as a signal from any other member.

"So I make sure you don't turn on me." Zalgo said. "And about you giving them to me, that was just me giving you an option. Ask RB here, I got his soul corrupted it and now he works for me. Now are you going to give me your souls willingly or not? Because I really don't need your permission to rip them out of you" (OOC: I know I actually do just wanting to make this seem suspenseful)

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Sjel Bald
Stormblade said "Wohoo! It's time to party!! First I need to change out of this armor." he ran out and as quickly as he left he returned in more casual wear and said "Much better. Now it's time to drink mead and tell stories of our adventures." he sat down and began pulling out bottles of mead, a lot of bottles, a lot of bottles. When he finished he said "I think this'll last me the whole night." he then started eating and drinking like there was no tomorrow. The Pines and wendy then all sat down and began eating an talking, we don't care about what they said.

Cybertron
Shockwave said "Condesce, does your nation have a database containing dossiers of every noteworthy citizen? Because if so I would need to see that, though I am sure that it is very unlikely."

Subspace
Bill said "He wants to turn you guys into slaves like Spinner over here. I know you don't like that idea for sure. So I'll make you a counter offer, if you work for me I won't enslave you and you'll get paid in whatever form of currency you want." he looked over at Zalgo "How do you like them apples?"

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Sjel Bald
Stormblade said "Wohoo! It's time to party!! First I need to change out of this armor." he ran out and as quickly as he left he returned in more casual wear and said "Much better. Now it's time to drink mead and tell stories of our adventures." he sat down and began pulling out bottles of mead, a lot of bottles, a lot of bottles. When he finished he said "I think this'll last me the whole night." he then started eating and drinking like there was no tomorrow. The Pines and wendy then all sat down and began eating an talking, we don't care about what they said.

Cybertron
Shockwave said "Condesce, does your nation have a database containing dossiers of every noteworthy citizen? Because if so I would need to see that, though I am sure that it is very unlikely."

Subspace
Bill said "He wants to turn you guys into slaves like Spinner over here. I know you don't like that idea for sure. So I'll make you a counter offer, if you work for me I won't enslave you and you'll get paid in whatever form of currency you want." he looked over at Zalgo "How do you like them apples?"

Zalgo

"You know, if I already knew I couldn't kill you, you would be dead." Zalgo said to Bill. "But I guess you already knew that,considering you apparently know everything."

The Star Child

After the Deas Ex Machina weapon exploded and sent the reapers and Shepard to different dimensions, the Intelligence decided to check up on his creation, Harbinger, "So, you made a deal with Organics, you know you weren't made to do that."

"Well we were in a brand new universe with no knowledge of it, it seemed like the logical thing to do." Harbinger explained while blasting another beam of molten metal at stormtroopers, melting a few yards worth of snow from the ground as well.

"Still, you know that isn't what we were created to do, you know that I was created to bridge the gap between synthetics and organics and I made you to help with that, you know what, i'm going to go talk to this Megatron." The star child said before transfuring to the reaper leading the reapers on Cybertron. He then decended to the room where Megatron and them were talking, still in range of the reapers so he could communicate, but loosing signal every few thousand feet he traveled. When he reached there he fazed through the door and asked,"Which one of you is Megatron?"

[Petrokovia]

The man pulled out a section of piano wire and swung it through the air, having it wrap around the chainsaw, stopping the blades (and possibly breaking it). He swung a leg up, kicking Kanaya in the back of the head, then shoving her off. He flipped up onto his hands, then pushed, flipping over Dave, following with a roundhouse kick to Dave's left kidney. He jumped up, busting a hole in the ceiling as he moved. Tadayoshi grabbed Marguerite by the waist, and followed.

They came across a dark room, again with the same dust and silt that was stirred up everywhere through the building.
"Jeez. This is gonna be horrible for my allergies." Tadayoshi joked. His scanners beeped, showing him a little red arrow in the top left of the glasses. Quickly, Tadayoshi and Marguerite ducked behind a large, thick coffee table, just as the supersoldier had revealed himself, pulled out an uzi, and started firing.
This tables' getting chewed up pretty quick...
Tadayoshi reoriented himself. With a snap-hiss, the hydropneumatic pistons in his legs extended, pushing the table through the air. The table flew at the supersoldier and slammed into his chest, knocking him through the wall.

[Gigaverse]

Ukraine(?!)

Bored. Aimless. Not really knowing which Ukraine he's in. And better yet, his Life-Wave's networks were offline.

S.S. was left to survive by his own means. Didn't make him any more worried, however. Last thing he remembered, he was wreaking havoc in another Ukraine. Anyhow, he wouldn't try to find out much the reason why he was being summoned elsewhere, what magical force did so and why did he have to leave a huge "meteorite crater" upon entrance.

He changed back to his casual clothes and walked the place, his hands inside his pockets. Not long after, he finally found something to poke fun at... or so he thought.

"Oi, what's with the lively commotion?", the 6'5 stranger appeared out of nowhere and casually asked.

<Sorry, I don't really know what's happening, so it's best to describe it like this>

[Mundeo]

Sjel Bald
Stormblade said "Wohoo! It's time to party!! First I need to change out of this armor." he ran out and as quickly as he left he returned in more casual wear and said "Much better. Now it's time to drink mead and tell stories of our adventures." he sat down and began pulling out bottles of mead, a lot of bottles, a lot of bottles. When he finished he said "I think this'll last me the whole night." he then started eating and drinking like there was no tomorrow. The Pines and wendy then all sat down and began eating an talking, we don't care about what they said.

Cybertron
Shockwave said "Condesce, does your nation have a database containing dossiers of every noteworthy citizen? Because if so I would need to see that, though I am sure that it is very unlikely."

Subspace
Bill said "He wants to turn you guys into slaves like Spinner over here. I know you don't like that idea for sure. So I'll make you a counter offer, if you work for me I won't enslave you and you'll get paid in whatever form of currency you want." he looked over at Zalgo "How do you like them apples?"

Zalgo

"You know, if I already knew I couldn't kill you, you would be dead." Zalgo said to Bill. "But I guess you already knew that,considering you apparently know everything."

The Star Child

After the Deas Ex Machina weapon exploded and sent the reapers and Shepard to different dimensions, the Intelligence decided to check up on his creation, Harbinger, "So, you made a deal with Organics, you know you weren't made to do that."

"Well we were in a brand new universe with no knowledge of it, it seemed like the logical thing to do." Harbinger explained while blasting another beam of molten metal at stormtroopers, melting a few yards worth of snow from the ground as well.

"Still, you know that isn't what we were created to do, you know that I was created to bridge the gap between synthetics and organics and I made you to help with that, you know what, i'm going to go talk to this Megatron." The star child said before transfuring to the reaper leading the reapers on Cybertron. He then decended to the room where Megatron and them were talking, still in range of the reapers so he could communicate, but loosing signal every few thousand feet he traveled. When he reached there he fazed through the door and asked,"Which one of you is Megatron?"

Cybertron

"Did you say you needed a master hacker? Oh you only had to ask!". The Master smiled and cracked his knuckles. "I'm hacking into those wierd anime girl-ships, right? Shouldn't be too difficult". Then he heard Star Child ask for Megatron. "It looks like someone wants to talk to you".

Sjel Bald

Fingolfin joined in the festivities, bringing back fond memories of the great feasts in the halls of valinor.

[Petrokovia]

Marguerite was the first to notice the new arrival.
Quoi? Qui diable est cet idiot? Même si nous ne combattions pas, il ne doit pas être valsait jusqu'à un bâtiment carapace comme celui-ci. Il est évidemment pas de partout ici.
She turned to Tadayoshi.
"Nous avons de la compagnie." she said, nodding her head sideways towards the window.
Tadayoshi walked over to the window, muttering under his breath.
"La Dracu. Ce acum?" he asked under his breath, rhetorically.
He stuck his head out through the busted window.
"What the hell are you doing? Can't you see this building could collapse? Plus, this is technically a war zone. Who are you?"

[Gigaverse]

Ukraine

"Well, neither the fact that it's about to collapse nor that this is a battlefield would bother me anyway.", S.S. shrugged, "I have nothing to do for now, and since there's a warzone nearby, I couldn't bear idling around instead of being a spectator to this battle. Curiosity, one might say."

From thin air, a carton of apple juice was summoned inside his hand. As if nothing was happening, he continued to casually chug down on the juice.

"The name's S.S. Wanna join me fo' some 'ef'eshment?"

[Petrokovia]

Ukraine

"Well, neither the fact that it's about to collapse nor that this is a battlefield would bother me anyway.", S.S. shrugged, "I have nothing to do for now, and since there's a warzone nearby, I couldn't bear idling around instead of being a spectator to this battle. Curiosity, one might say."

From thin air, a carton of apple juice was summoned inside his hand. As if nothing was happening, he continued to casually chug down on the juice.

"The name's S.S. Wanna join me fo' some 'ef'eshment?"

"We have a job to do." Tadayoshi said curtly, leaving the window. He walked back across the room.
"Great. Target's probably gone..." he said, walking slowly through the hole in the wall.

[Gigaverse]

Ukraine

S.S. kept looking at the window, even when nothing was happening. Once he dropped the empty carton from his hand, it immediately dissolved back into thin air.

"I'd have to slip in another way then..."

He fished out a small machine and attached it to his belt. When everything was set, S.S. entered. He scoured the building (or what was left of it) in search for the place where the battle was taking place. Once he did find the 'confronting warriors', he sat down by a corner, silently observing the situation as he thought to himself.

Well, as long as I sit still, my presence won't be noticed.

What he carried with him was a Life-Wave Scatterer. A handy device that would disperse the "Life-wave" of the nearest life-form to it - in this case, Shinji. A perfect device for staying out of an ongoing fuss: as long as he wouldn't make any fast or forceful movements (including shouting), he should stay undetected by the 'denizens' of the building.

Don't mind me, resume what you were doing please.

[Apto]

Freljord, the Howling Abyss

"[color=#0080ff]"Um, hi! We're, uh, here on accident I guess. Our time-and-space machine was drawn here and broke down... Where is here, exactly?"

"Perhaps I could be of assistance." he said.

"Yeah, where are we? I was hoping we can get going soon, but it seems that I am needed here. I'm The Doctor".

"Where you are is completely irrelevant compared to why!" The man yelled, voice carried by the wind as he beckoned the new comers to follow him inside the massive citadel behind him. "The funnel around the bridge isn't gonna last forever you know, and I doubt your blankets are gonna keep you warm from The Gelid Vortex!" Without saying any more, the man turned around and entered the darkness of the citadel just as its massive double gates slowly closed with loud grinding noises and the funnel around the bridge along with the flames of the bonfires disappeared.

Beset by darkness at all sides and constantly tormented by the blizzard's biting cold, the Doctor and his companions should know that they had to hurry if they wanted to get away from the blizzard.

Once inside, they would find that the man that beckoned them forward was gone and the massive gate behind them closed.

The room they found themselves in was surprisingly small for such a massive fortress. There were no doors or windows but the room was comfortably warm. Yet despite the welcome respite from the cold, anyone would know that there was something massively wrong here.

Painted along the walls and the floors were intricate circles that pulsed with purple energy as if they were alive. The circles crawled along the floor at a steady pace as they constantly changed their appearance and those looking at them couldn't help but stare, eyes wide, as voices filled their ears. So many voices in so many languages constantly said the same thing over and over again.

Food.

Then the room exploded and the Doctor and his companions, along with the TARDIS, was back in the dead city of Windhelm.

[Petrokovia]

Bloodfyre wrapped the blanket the Doctor gave him around his waist like a kilt, then followed the others inside.
"Tell me," Bloodfyre said, taking in his surroundings. "Why is there such a want of food here, are these the spirits of-"
Bloodfyre turned around, and noticed that the man had left, and the door shut.
"Oh. 'Tis an asinine thing to do..." he said, to no one in particular.
He turned to the Doctor.
"I think he's done this before... I wonder if these circles represent the souls of those who have starved here..."

Before he could continue, the entire room had exploded, and they were all back in the dead town.

"What was the point of this?"
Bloodfyre stood back up, brushing himself off.
"There must be some message in that. It must have something to do with the city. That would be my first guess."

[Mundeo]

Bloodfyre wrapped the blanket the Doctor gave him around his waist like a kilt, then followed the others inside.
"Tell me," Bloodfyre said, taking in his surroundings. "Why is there such a want of food here, are these the spirits of-"
Bloodfyre turned around, and noticed that the man had left, and the door shut.
"Oh. 'Tis an asinine thing to do..." he said, to no one in particular.
He turned to the Doctor.
"I think he's done this before... I wonder if these circles represent the souls of those who have starved here..."

Before he could continue, the entire room had exploded, and they were all back in the dead town.

"What was the point of this?"
Bloodfyre stood back up, brushing himself off.
"There must be some message in that. It must have something to do with the city. That would be my first guess."

The Doctor got back up as well, tossing away the blanket. "So much for neading my help, right Clay?" he said jokingly with a twinge of anger towards whoever put them in that mess. He didn't bother trying to piece together what happened together, that was one place he never planned on going back to. With a deep sigh, The Doctor returned to the Tardis to see that it was functional again. "Well, we can still go somewhere, anywhere, anytime. Last I saw Rose she was fighting these things called the subspace. Maybe of go to where they are, I might find her"

[Petrokovia]

Bloodfyre wrapped the blanket the Doctor gave him around his waist like a kilt, then followed the others inside.
"Tell me," Bloodfyre said, taking in his surroundings. "Why is there such a want of food here, are these the spirits of-"
Bloodfyre turned around, and noticed that the man had left, and the door shut.
"Oh. 'Tis an asinine thing to do..." he said, to no one in particular.
He turned to the Doctor.
"I think he's done this before... I wonder if these circles represent the souls of those who have starved here..."

Before he could continue, the entire room had exploded, and they were all back in the dead town.

"What was the point of this?"
Bloodfyre stood back up, brushing himself off.
"There must be some message in that. It must have something to do with the city. That would be my first guess."

The Doctor got back up as well, tossing away the blanket. "So much for neading my help, right Clay?" he said jokingly with a twinge of anger towards whoever put them in that mess. He didn't bother trying to piece together what happened together, that was one place he never planned on going back to. With a deep sigh, The Doctor returned to the Tardis to see that it was functional again. "Well, we can still go somewhere, anywhere, anytime. Last I saw Rose she was fighting these things called the subspace. Maybe of go to where they are, I might find her"

"It looks as if whatever has struck this city has taken all life with it. I would not be opposed to moving on."

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

The Doctor got back up as well, tossing away the blanket. "So much for neading my help, right Clay?" he said jokingly with a twinge of anger towards whoever put them in that mess. He didn't bother trying to piece together what happened together, that was one place he never planned on going back to. With a deep sigh, The Doctor returned to the Tardis to see that it was functional again. "Well, we can still go somewhere, anywhere, anytime. Last I saw Rose she was fighting these things called the subspace. Maybe of go to where they are, I might find her"

"It looks as if whatever has struck this city has taken all life with it. I would not be opposed to moving on."

"Agreed." Naruto said

[Aeternabilis]

Windhelm
"I'm all for getting the hell out of here. Hey, isn't Subspace from the Smash Bros games?"

Ukraine
Kanaya came up to Tadayoshi, rubbing her head. Her chainsaw had not in fact broken, and she had tended to it while Tadayoshi was conversing with S.S. "You say he's probably gone? Tell me something that you could use to track him. Some sort of beacon, or armed drone perhaps. If it'll help find him, I can make it."

Subspace
"Yeah, we're going to have to accept the two-dimensional flying pyramid's offer. Ain't nobody taking our souls." Spades said, and he and the other Midnight Crew moved over to where Bill was. "We get payed in cold hard Boonbucks. What crimes do you want us to commit first, boss?"

Cybertron
"Hells no. We used to have a census, before the Summoner incident, but since then everybody's been fuck knows where across the galaxy killing inferior aliens so it's fuckin hard to spread around a survey."

[Petrokovia]

Windhelm
"I'm all for getting the hell out of here. Hey, isn't Subspace from the Smash Bros games?"

Ukraine
Kanaya came up to Tadayoshi, rubbing her head. Her chainsaw had not in fact broken, and she had tended to it while Tadayoshi was conversing with S.S. "You say he's probably gone? Tell me something that you could use to track him. Some sort of beacon, or armed drone perhaps. If it'll help find him, I can make it."

"Smash Bros? I am not familiar with the term."

---

"I'm not sure, actually. I'm just assuming he'd be gone."
Tadayoshi stepped the rest of the way through the hole in the wall while he was speaking, not looking where he was going. As soon as he stepped down, a faint click could be heard, followed by a series of loud cracks. Tadayoshi had triggered some kind of grid of large firecrackers that detonated, breaking up the ground beneath him. He landed-luckily- on top of the rubble when he fell.
"Our Russian friend isn't a very good trap layer. I'll search down here, you guys split up and try to find him. knowing how large this building is, he might still be hiding around here. Someone check outside."

As if on cue, Blackfire flew outside to see if she could find the supersoldier, but to no avail. Marguerite went upstairs to the third floor to start looking.

[Mundeo]

Windhelm
"I'm all for getting the hell out of here. Hey, isn't Subspace from the Smash Bros games?"

Ukraine
Kanaya came up to Tadayoshi, rubbing her head. Her chainsaw had not in fact broken, and she had tended to it while Tadayoshi was conversing with S.S. "You say he's probably gone? Tell me something that you could use to track him. Some sort of beacon, or armed drone perhaps. If it'll help find him, I can make it."

Subspace
"Yeah, we're going to have to accept the two-dimensional flying pyramid's offer. Ain't nobody taking our souls." Spades said, and he and the other Midnight Crew moved over to where Bill was. "We get payed in cold hard Boonbucks. What crimes do you want us to commit first, boss?"

Cybertron
"Hells no. We used to have a census, before the Summoner incident, but since then everybody's been fuck knows where across the galaxy killing inferior aliens so it's fuckin hard to spread around a survey."

The Doctor replied, "Yep, and it looks like they made some kind of an aliance with Zalgo and Bill. It looks like te rest of the group took care of what happened here in Windhelm, so I think it would be good to take down the Subspace Emissary"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Cybertron
Megatron looked over at the Intelligence "I am Megatron." while Shockwave continued talking to )(IC "It seems we're going to have to catch ourselves a hacker, unless the Timelord can successfully hack into their systems. If this does not work then the only logical path would be to use the Phase Sixers on the Fog, along with Trypticon."

Ukraine
Dave said "That guy is good." he looked around the building for a little"Don't see anything. The guy's like a ninja, a Russian Super Soldier Ninja, which sounds really awesome."

Subspace
Bill said "Good, now let's shake on it before anything else happens." he held out his hand for a handshake "There are a few people I want you to take care of, five to be exact. I have big plans and they've stood in my way before."

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Cybertron
Megatron looked over at the Intelligence "I am Megatron." while Shockwave continued talking to )(IC "It seems we're going to have to catch ourselves a hacker, unless the Timelord can successfully hack into their systems. If this does not work then the only logical path would be to use the Phase Sixers on the Fog, along with Trypticon."

Ukraine
Dave said "That guy is good." he looked around the building for a little"Don't see anything. The guy's like a ninja, a Russian Super Soldier Ninja, which sounds really awesome."

Subspace
Bill said "Good, now let's shake on it before anything else happens." he held out his hand for a handshake "There are a few people I want you to take care of, five to be exact. I have big plans and they've stood in my way before."

"Well Megatron, it seems as if Harbinger asked for an alliance when he knows fully well it's against his directive. My directive, and by extension the reapers, is to bridge the gap between synthetics like us and organics like him." The Intelligence said, pointing to the master when he said 'him'. "And I have calculated the only way to do that was to harvest organics AND synthetics every 50 thousand years so they don't whipe eachother out. An alliance won't help with that."

(OOC: I still want the alliance but I had to put the Star Child's flawed logic in there. Again, see the meme I posted in the OOC)

[Gigaverse]

Ukraine

While the party was busy searching the whole building, S.S. walked slowly, following their every movement, listening in to what they were conversing about. The only thing he was sure of, was that they were pursuing a Russian super soldier.

Everybody was off their separate ways, searching every nook and cranny for said Russian. The bored blond, figuring that he'd be left behind if he stayed at that spot, figured that helping those people could count as a reasonable pastime... for that moment.

This Russian's presence is growing closer., was his thought as he looked everywhere around the building while moving.

He walked long steps, trying to stay away from any sudden movements that might blow his cover. Him being spotted inside the building might raise even more questions than the whereabouts of the Russian.

[Discords Equstria]

Sjel Bald
Rodrik smiled, waving his Housecarl over to poor him a drink, he sat down on the old throne, with Serana next to him. "I like your way of thinking Stormblade." He chuckled

[Aeternabilis]

Windhelm
"Oh, right. Forgot you're not from an Earth with that on it. Smash Bros are a series of fighter games, where you take control of some fictional character and have him fight his friends and loved ones. Like most games it's kinda fucked up if you think about it for more than a minute. I guess with the Multiverse being like it is, everything from those games is real." Clay said to Bloodfyre, then he turned to the Doctor. "That sounds good to me. It's been too long since I've fought against droves of evil minions."

Ukraine
Kanaya went up to the top floor of the apartment building and searched for the supersoldier there. Every so often, she would come across a locked door, and just chainsaw it down rather than try to pick the lock or move on.

Subspace
"You don't need my blood like one of my former associates, do ya?" Spades said with a slight grin as he slapped his hand into Bill's and shook it. "I've got two questions: who are we taking care of, and do you want us to use the stealthy or classical method of 'taking care'?"

Cybertron
"I say we give Douchelord a shot at this one. He hasn't managed to fail us yet, after all."

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Windhelm
"Oh, right. Forgot you're not from an Earth with that on it. Smash Bros are a series of fighter games, where you take control of some fictional character and have him fight his friends and loved ones. Like most games it's kinda fucked up if you think about it for more than a minute. I guess with the Multiverse being like it is, everything from those games is real." Clay said to Bloodfyre, then he turned to the Doctor. "That sounds good to me. It's been too long since I've fought against droves of evil minions."

Ukraine
Kanaya went up to the top floor of the apartment building and searched for the supersoldier there. Every so often, she would come across a locked door, and just chainsaw it down rather than try to pick the lock or move on.

Subspace
"You don't need my blood like one of my former associates, do ya?" Spades said with a slight grin as he slapped his hand into Bill's and shook it. "I've got two questions: who are we taking care of, and do you want us to use the stealthy or classical method of 'taking care'?"

Cybertron
"I say we give Douchelord a shot at this one. He hasn't managed to fail us yet, after all."

"Eh, why not?" Naruto said