(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[Petrokovia]

"I find that very difficult to believe. Though, the Secret Security has failed me before. I suppose we can have a rap battle..." said Barack Obama.

Blackfire rushed inside the building, but was immediately stopped by guards.
"Halt! Vis din identifikasjon og-" one guard said, stopping mid sentence when he saw Tadayoshi in her arms.
"Holy faen..."
A medical team was instantly called, and Tadayoshi was rushed into the ICU. A nurse came out and greeted Kanaya and Blackfire.
"Hello. Are you two friends of Commander Petit?"

[Cybraxia]

Windhelm
"Incredible." Xacius said, staring wide-eyed at Rodrik. "You- you just used ziil los dii du! I was sure only Miraak could use that Shout- and believe me, I've tried adapting it myself. I had the entire College working to make it a part of my Thu'um and still failed, so how in Oblivion did you manage that?!"

Ronan rounded the corner, holding a steaming hot cup of what appeared to be tea. "How did who do what? Sorry I missed it. I saw a tea kettle." He looked to where the dragon skeletons were. "Is that all of them? I was hoping for a better fight than that. I barely got to do anything." He sipped his tea.

[Aeternabilis]

Oslo Project X HQ
"Yes, we are. In case you wanted to know how this happened, we were on our way back from Novgorod with a plane full of stolen Russian weapons when one of our other associates, Agent A, deliberately crashed our aircraft into the ground to avoid capture by Project X. He managed to shoot Tadayoshi and Blackfire here with darts that remove one's superhuman attributes, then jumped out of the craft. I saved everyone by flying them down to the ground, then we began to make our way to a cabin to get help. Blackfire started making noise, probably causing the avalanche that Tadayoshi was unable to escape from. After that we took him to the cabin where several friendly Russians, one of which had a dashing pin on his coat, took us onto another airplane to get here. And that's basically how that happened."

Windhelm
"I think that's all of the dragons, but that's not what I was just talking about. Rodrik here just demonstrated his ability to use Miraak's Shout, the one that instantly kills dragons and absorbs their souls. I thought it wasn't possible to actually use that Shout, that the knowledge had been either lost with Miraak or sealed away by Hermeaus Mora. I suppose I was wrong about that."

[Petrokovia]

Oslo Project X HQ
"Yes, we are. In case you wanted to know how this happened, we were on our way back from Novgorod with a plane full of stolen Russian weapons when one of our other associates, Agent A, deliberately crashed our aircraft into the ground to avoid capture by Project X. He managed to shoot Tadayoshi and Blackfire here with darts that remove one's superhuman attributes, then jumped out of the craft. I saved everyone by flying them down to the ground, then we began to make our way to a cabin to get help. Blackfire started making noise, probably causing the avalanche that Tadayoshi was unable to escape from. After that we took him to the cabin where several friendly Russians, one of which had a dashing pin on his coat, took us onto another airplane to get here. And that's basically how that happened."

Windhelm
"I think that's all of the dragons, but that's not what I was just talking about. Rodrik here just demonstrated his ability to use Miraak's Shout, the one that instantly kills dragons and absorbs their souls. I thought it wasn't possible to actually use that Shout, that the knowledge had been either lost with Miraak or sealed away by Hermeaus Mora. I suppose I was wrong about that."

"Avalanches can't be started by a person's shout. Anyway, we are working on fixing him up. However, due to frostbite, more of his right leg will have to be amputated. His left shin and knee are completely shattered to the point where they can't be healed, and will also have to be amputated. We would fix his genes, except that reversing the weapon's effects will take an entire month, which we do not have at our disposal currently. So, we are giving him a pair of prosthetic legs. They're top of the line, and are actually prototypes, themselves. He should be able to run up to 40 kilometers and hour, and be 30% more efficient running. They also have hydropneumatic piston in them that can make kicks and strikes more powerful. As for his weaponry, the only thing of his weaponry that isn't damaged is his service pistol. Have to say, the Germans can make a really good gun."

[Cybraxia]

Oslo Project X HQ
"Yes, we are. In case you wanted to know how this happened, we were on our way back from Novgorod with a plane full of stolen Russian weapons when one of our other associates, Agent A, deliberately crashed our aircraft into the ground to avoid capture by Project X. He managed to shoot Tadayoshi and Blackfire here with darts that remove one's superhuman attributes, then jumped out of the craft. I saved everyone by flying them down to the ground, then we began to make our way to a cabin to get help. Blackfire started making noise, probably causing the avalanche that Tadayoshi was unable to escape from. After that we took him to the cabin where several friendly Russians, one of which had a dashing pin on his coat, took us onto another airplane to get here. And that's basically how that happened."

Windhelm
"I think that's all of the dragons, but that's not what I was just talking about. Rodrik here just demonstrated his ability to use Miraak's Shout, the one that instantly kills dragons and absorbs their souls. I thought it wasn't possible to actually use that Shout, that the knowledge had been either lost with Miraak or sealed away by Hermeaus Mora. I suppose I was wrong about that."

At the sound of 'Hermaeus Mora', Ronan spat out the tea he had in his mouth. '"Don't say that name," he growled out, eyes flashing yellow for a brief moment. After regaining his composure, he spoke in a huffy and angry voice. "Of course The Fiend has the knowledge of the shout. Why wouldn't he? He holds the secrets to many things. Although I doubt that the Fiend would willingly give out such a powerful shout with no sort of service or work done. His 'rewards', if they can be called that, are sparse. What he gives out are curses disguised as blessings. But enough talk of such dreadful things. If I remember correctly, there is a marriage that we need to get to!"

[Apto]

Windhelm
Sickles and Scythes were not, contrary to popular belief, good at blocking since their handles usually were made out of fragile wood. Thankfully for Thresh, his Sickle was made out of extremely durable materials that somehow didn’t suffer any damage even as the Death God pushed harder and drove the tip of her Scythe closer to the Chain Warden’s face.

He gave everyone behind him a quick glance and witnessed one of those strange horned beings say hello before carrying more people out of the battlefield just as some more fighter types dropped from the skies. Strangely enough, he got the urge to reply with a jolly hi but the tightening of his grip reminded him that he still had a child to calm down.

The Death God didn’t change her apathetic expression at the sight of more enemies nor did her stance change from its relaxed form. Not even the flashing muzzle of the Cain and the distinct sound of highly pressurized water fazed her.

Seeing that his allies didn’t care that they were about to shoot their saviour. Thresh sighed as he saw the Death God’s form blur out of existence just as Shepard’s shot whizzed past his head and hit nothing. The water suffered the same fate as the bullet and was ultimately wasted as an attack. Disappointed that his new found friends were so willing to hurt his charge, Thresh let go of his Sickle in favour of the chain attached to it and proceeded to give it a quick whirl that soon evolved into the weapon spinning repeatedly in the air with unmatched ferocity only offset by its wielders mood.

The Death God hadn’t even reappeared yet Thresh already threw his Sickle where he guessed his charge would be appearing in. His guess was right on the mark as the Death God reappeared above Dunban, ready to open another rift, if it weren’t for the Sickle that dug into her thigh and the chains that proceeded to wrap around her form.

The shock of being interrupted mid-reappearance was enough for the Death God to lose her footing and be sent careening down into the ground. Despite her predicament, the Death God didn’t seem all that worried.

[Mundeo]

MSM

The Doctor looked confused. "Who?" he said.

Cybertron

The Master followed the rest through the landgate.

[Aeternabilis]

Oslo Project X HQ
"Well, that's good I suppose. At least he won't die, or be confined to a four wheel device. And, if it's needed, I can use my abilities to enhance him even further. By the way, are the humans of this world in contact with any alien species? It seems that every human that I have come across has already been desensitised to my appearance."

MSM- Below Deck
"You know, the weird frickin girl who looks dead and the guy who's glowing and covered in chains and stuff. It feels just like when I read their minds out here, if way less intense. Did they do something stupid?"

Windhelm
"Yes, it's very unlikely that 'ol Moray would provide such a boon when it could be kept all to himself. And I don't think we're quite done here yet, seeing as that- he pointed out Thresh and the Death God -is still going on. Do we want to get into that, or what?"

[Discords Equstria]

Windhelm

Rodrik smirked at the reaction of his fellow Dragonborn. "I'd love to recount the tale to you. But it is long, and rather dull in truth, and besides. As you said, we have more important things to do." He said, looking up at the situation, with his eyebrows raised, he considered leaving..He'd had enough of this damned city, but it was not the citizen's fault they followed a power hungry coward. He sighed, and nodded towards the other dragonborns.

Quickly returning to the skeleton of a fallen dragon, with a powerful tug, he ripped free a rib, seeing as his sword broke. He brandished it almost as if a sword. "Might as well sort this mess out while we are here?"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Windhelm (Hardcore Tamriel)
Stormblade say "That was amazing! Do you guys have any idea how much I've wanted to learn that shout. I mean, unlike you guys my life revolves around killing dragons, imagine how much easier my life would be if I could simply talk a dragon to death." he looked at Rodrik "What do you mean by sort out this mess, and why are holding that bone like a sword?"

DC
Dave said "Yo, you best not believe it. Now let's get this started." and then what ensued was what could only be described as one of the greatest rap battles in the history of rap.

Cybertron
Megatron said "Watch your step, there's a little bit of rubble here, as we recently experienced a major prison break, all prisoners are suspected to be hiding on Earth now." he began walking towards a large tower "This is Shockwave's lab, full of failed experiments and unusual weapons."

[Discords Equstria]

Windhelm (Hardcore Tamriel)
Stormblade say "That was amazing! Do you guys have any idea how much I've wanted to learn that shout. I mean, unlike you guys my life revolves around killing dragons, imagine how much easier my life would be if I could simply talk a dragon to death." he looked at Rodrik "What do you mean by sort out this mess, and why are holding that bone like a sword?"

"I think you'd find that both our lives revolve around that. I've been fighting these scaly bastards for close to five years now...You may not know the shout, but trust me. If you go about recounting your list of achievements, you could talk a dragon to death." Rodrik said with a chuckle, using the bone as a pointer, he gestured towards the death...god...thing.

[Petrokovia]

Oslo Project X HQ
"Well, that's good I suppose. At least he won't die, or be confined to a four wheel device. And, if it's needed, I can use my abilities to enhance him even further. By the way, are the humans of this world in contact with any alien species? It seems that every human that I have come across has already been desensitised to my appearance."

"Not that we know of, why? And why would people care about your appearance? You're cosplaying as Kanaya from Homestuck, right?"

Tadayoshi walked out in a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, with his robotic legs fully visible. Blackfire flew over to him and gave him a hug.
"Oh, thank X'hal you're fine."
"Huh? Yeah... Fine. I have to go get new equipment, and see the Commissioner in D.C. about what happened."

OOC: These are what the robotic legs look like, though they end at the knee, and attach to implanted devices in his thighs. The devices connected to the muscle tissue and were self-sanitizing, so Tadayoshi wouldn't have to worry about cleaning the contact points often, and muscle signals were translated to actions in the legs.

[Aeternabilis]

Windhelm
"I guess we're going to set them straight now. But Rodrik, you will tell me the story of how you got that shout at some point. I simply love stories." Xacius said with a smile, raising his arms in front of his chest. He got in a battle stance and his hands crackled with electricity, ready to fire some lightning bolts at their new foe.

Oslo
"Home- what? Oh, right, multiverse. I must be a work of fiction in this universe. I assure you, I am the real Kanaya Maryam and I am a real troll."

When Tadayoshi walked out, Kanaya walked over to him and said "I'm glad to see that you are alright. You also kind of remind me of Tavros now, thanks to your new legs. That's where the similarities end, however. We're going back to Washington D.C. now?"

[Petrokovia]

Windhelm
"I guess we're going to set them straight now. But Rodrik, you will tell me the story of how you got that shout at some point. I simply love stories." Xacius said with a smile, raising his arms in front of his chest. He got in a battle stance and his hands crackled with electricity, ready to fire some lightning bolts at their new foe.

Oslo
"Home- what? Oh, right, multiverse. I must be a work of fiction in this universe. I assure you, I am the real Kanaya Maryam and I am a real troll."

When Tadayoshi walked out, Kanaya walked over to him and said "I'm glad to see that you are alright. You also kind of remind me of Tavros now, thanks to your new legs. That's where the similarities end, however. We're going back to Washington D.C. now?"

"Whatever you say..." said the nurse, returning to her position.

"Yes." replied Tadayoshi. "I need to get new supplies..."

OOC: As nothing interesting is going to happen on the plane ride over there, would it be alright if we just kind of flash forwarded to us being @ PXHQ in D.C.?

[Mundeo]

Oslo Project X HQ
"Well, that's good I suppose. At least he won't die, or be confined to a four wheel device. And, if it's needed, I can use my abilities to enhance him even further. By the way, are the humans of this world in contact with any alien species? It seems that every human that I have come across has already been desensitised to my appearance."

MSM- Below Deck
"You know, the weird frickin girl who looks dead and the guy who's glowing and covered in chains and stuff. It feels just like when I read their minds out here, if way less intense. Did they do something stupid?"

Windhelm
"Yes, it's very unlikely that 'ol Moray would provide such a boon when it could be kept all to himself. And I don't think we're quite done here yet, seeing as that- he pointed out Thresh and the Death God -is still going on. Do we want to get into that, or what?"

"Oh, them". The Doctor said, trailing off as he finished his sentence. "Just ran into them in Windhelm, one of them tried to kill me. I wonder what's going on out there? Aradia threw me and some of the others after the guy with the chains arrived".

[Aeternabilis]

Plane to Washington
Everyone boarded the plane, and Kanaya used her Space powers to make the plane go much faster than it probably should be going so they didn't have to spend all that time in the air. Flying this way was getting rather boring, after all.

(OOC: Fine by me. )

MSM- Below Deck
"I don't know, and I don't want to. I'm afraid if I try to read anyone out there's mind to find out exactly what the hell, Thresh'll hijack my abilities again, and I defintely don't want to run into either of them. I'm staying right the fuck down here. You can stay down here with me if you want, I've got Doctor Who going on Netflix if you want to see yourself from the perspective of someone from outside your universe or something."

[Mundeo]

Plane to Washington
Everyone boarded the plane, and Kanaya used her Space powers to make the plane go much faster than it probably should be going so they didn't have to spend all that time in the air. Flying this way was getting rather boring, after all.

(OOC: Fine by me. )

MSM- Below Deck
"I don't know, and I don't want to. I'm afraid if I try to read anyone out there's mind to find out exactly what the hell, Thresh'll hijack my abilities again, and I defintely don't want to run into either of them. I'm staying right the fuck down here. You can stay down here with me if you want, I've got Doctor Who going on Netflix if you want to see yourself from the perspective of someone from outside your universe or something."

"What?". The Doctor almost forgot about this possibility, and was perplexed by it. It was possible that his travels the work of fiction in another universe, and now that The Doctor knew, he just wanted to find out more. "Sure! Let's go watch it. Alons-y!"

[Petrokovia]

Back at base, Tadayoshi received a new uniform, consisting of a navy blue jumpsuit, black calf-height steel toe boots, steel shin guards, and a pistol belt holding his gear. He was given new gear, including his USP .45 service pistol, handcuffs, a new pair of scanners with a communicator built into them, a collapsible magnet-on-a-stick, a multitool, a spring-assisted pocket knife, and an octagonal shield generator.

"Hey, guys. While they work on recreating my old gear, they're going to give me some new stuff to use. It's time for our next mission. We're going to Ukraine."

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Plane to Washington
Everyone boarded the plane, and Kanaya used her Space powers to make the plane go much faster than it probably should be going so they didn't have to spend all that time in the air. Flying this way was getting rather boring, after all.

(OOC: Fine by me. )

MSM- Below Deck
"I don't know, and I don't want to. I'm afraid if I try to read anyone out there's mind to find out exactly what the hell, Thresh'll hijack my abilities again, and I defintely don't want to run into either of them. I'm staying right the fuck down here. You can stay down here with me if you want, I've got Doctor Who going on Netflix if you want to see yourself from the perspective of someone from outside your universe or something."

Naruto ran back to the MSM and when he arrived he went below deck saying,"Yep, not going out there, it's starting to get real and the fox doesn't like the look of the battle."

Shepard in the meantime decided to use his biotics and he unleashed a biotic shockwave at the death god, ground went flying outwards from the biotic shockwave, and it picked up power as it approached the Death god.

[Aeternabilis]

MSM- Below Deck
Naruto would find the common area below deck empty, however, as several minutes earlier Clay had taken the Doctor into his room and they started watching one of his favorite episodes, Partners in Crime.

Project X Base
"Ukraine... that is the somewhat large country to the east of Russia, correct? What will our mission be there?"

[Petrokovia]

MSM- Below Deck
Naruto would find the common area below deck empty, however, as several minutes earlier Clay had taken the Doctor into his room and they started watching one of his favorite episodes, Partners in Crime.

Project X Base
"Ukraine... that is the somewhat large country to the east of Russia, correct? What will our mission be there?"

"One of the Russian supersoldiers was sent there to aid rebels in fighting Ukraine. Basically, all you need to know is that Putin's trying to rebuild Tsarist Russia. I don't like the Ukrainian government, but I also don't like Putin and the Kremlin, and I don't like him trying to take over a legitimate country. Our flight leaves in the morning."

[Aeternabilis]

MSM- Below Deck
Naruto would find the common area below deck empty, however, as several minutes earlier Clay had taken the Doctor into his room and they started watching one of his favorite episodes, Partners in Crime.

Project X Base
"Ukraine... that is the somewhat large country to the east of Russia, correct? What will our mission be there?"

"One of the Russian supersoldiers was sent there to aid rebels in fighting Ukraine. Basically, all you need to know is that Putin's trying to rebuild Tsarist Russia. I don't like the Ukrainian government, but I also don't like Putin and the Kremlin, and I don't like him trying to take over a legitimate country. Our flight leaves in the morning."

Kanaya put a hand up to her chin and thought about this. "Hmm. I'll have to use tomorrow's flight to brush up on my earth human terms, because I'm not entirely sure what some of that means. Pertaining to now, are there any free rooms around here that I can temporarily place a recuperacoon for the night? It's been days since I last slept and it's starting to catch up to me."

[Petrokovia]

"One of the Russian supersoldiers was sent there to aid rebels in fighting Ukraine. Basically, all you need to know is that Putin's trying to rebuild Tsarist Russia. I don't like the Ukrainian government, but I also don't like Putin and the Kremlin, and I don't like him trying to take over a legitimate country. Our flight leaves in the morning."

Kanaya put a hand up to her chin and thought about this. "Hmm. I'll have to use tomorrow's flight to brush up on my earth human terms, because I'm not entirely sure what some of that means. Pertaining to now, are there any free rooms around here that I can temporarily place a recuperacoon for the night? It's been days since I last slept and it's starting to catch up to me."

"Not for civilians, no. But there's a hotel not too far from here."
Tadayoshi pulled out his wallet, and handed Blackfire some money.
"They need me here for some other business, mainly getting used to having metal legs... You two should be fine by yourselves. Blackfire's already been to Earth before."

[Cybraxia]

The Marquise - Above Deck:

"Geez, actual dragons! Can you believe it!"

Protoman sighed. "Yes. I was watching too."

"Man, that was scarier than when the Sniper popped out of nowhere that time back in the City. If I had known that there would have been dragons, I would have been more prepared. I've been aching to test out this sword."

[Apto]

Windhelm

Shepard in the meantime decided to use his biotics and he unleashed a biotic shockwave at the death god, ground went flying outwards from the biotic shockwave, and it picked up power as it approached the Death god.

Before the shockwave could hit the Death God, a ghostly blue bubble formed around the girl, intercepted the attack and dissolved afterwards. "That wasn't very nice." Thresh spoke as he glared, or would have if he was capable of doing so, at Shepard.

The Death God stood up, hands on her sides and Scythe pointing diagonally downwards, as the chains binding her arms to her waist tightened and the sickle that anchored itself on her flesh dug deeper. Steam rose from her wound and soon enough, the sickle was trapped inside her as skin, bone and muscle repaired themselves.

She gave her captor and his companions one passive look before deciding that this was way too much work for a bunch of souls that hardly had any Reiryoku and thus tasted like dirt. Silently grunting as she shifted her arms around to see if she could escape, she found out that being bound by these chains prevented her from teleporting out or using any of her abilities. Worse yet, she could feel minute amounts of her Reiryoku being drained by the sickle, traveling through the chains, before finally being consumed by her fellow affront to nature.

Simply put, it was annoying and very disconcerting.

"What am I supposed to do with you?" The glowing cloud of Reishi inhabiting a metallic body asked itself as he tapped his metal cheek with a equally metallic finger. The sound it made was drowned out by the constant shifting of chains that resulted from the Death God walking towards him, face still extremely calm. The Undead abomination made no move to stop the Death God nor did he seem like he noticed her move at all.

Now that the Death God stood directly in front of the Chain Warden, it became clear to anyone observing that the so called Death God was a few heads shorter than her captor and one could even say that she was incredibly petite and young looking for a being that should logically be very, very old.

Thresh's lantern bisected itself in half and tried to absorb the Death God, only for its target to kick it away and inhale a few souls that lingered around the damned object.

Hm. Free food. Tasty too.

"That was incredibly rude." Thresh said as he landed a weak karate chop on the Death God's head, to which the Death God replied with a opened mouth, a silent 'ahhhhh', and closed eyes. "If you wanted souls you could have at least asked me first." He yanked his lantern back besides him and let a few more souls loose from his prison. Those observing could visibly see those glowing orbs of light rejoice by dancing around the air before they were sucked in by the Death God. "Kids these days. They have absolutely no manners." He shook his head and turned to look at the rest of the group. "Now, apologize to our friends here."

?

The Death God didn't understand what the Food Dispenser was trying to tell her even as he nudged her towards bad tasting food. Was he presenting them to her?

Ah well. Food is food even if it does taste like dirt.

The Death God inhaled in an attempt to rip their souls away from their bodies but was quickly stopped by another chop to the head. "Apologize."

More senseless noise was filtered away from the Death God's brain as she tried to make heads or tails of what the Food Dispenser was trying to convey.

She has the features of an Ionian, perhaps this will work. The Chain Warden gave a bow as he clasped both hands together as if in prayer before returning to normal and looking at the Death God who was just staring at him blankly. Thinking that she just needed more instruction, he bowed again and again in a futile effort to make the Death God apologize. After many great attempts at communication, he palmed his face with one hand and raised his lantern with the other.

The Death God's eyes widened a bit as she saw the lantern and realized that all she needed to do to get by in life, or unlife in this case, was follow what the Food Dispenser wanted. In this case, maybe he wanted her to copy him? With that in mind, the Death God tried pooling her Reiryoku into her arms to break free from the chains and palm her face but all she achieved was feeding the damnable weapon more energy and slightly straining the chains with her improved strength. Since that wasn't working she simply followed his earlier example and bowed. She would have clasped her hands together if it weren't for the chains restricting her movement.

Thresh squealed a very uncomfortable and ear bleeding squeal as he placed a hand on the Death God's hair and ruffled it vigorously in joy. The Death God buckled slightly at his touch as she closed an eye that had locks of hair annoyingly close it. "The situation seems to be under control now. How about we all go home?" Thresh said to the others as he kept his gaze on the petite Death God, still ruffling her hair like he was the maternal unit of a particularly adorable living offspring.