(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Imperial City
Dipper and Mabel were throwing the smaller and weaker Darkspawn around while Stanley shoot them and Martin hacked the Darkspawn up.

Westeros
The Dragonborn didn't move from where he was standing, Starscream looked at the newcomer "Well, the more the merrier, as they always say. Now, what is your name, techno-oganic?"

Saleucami
The battle had been going on for an hour with no clear victor "Commando, I know what to do." Onslaught messaged the other Combaticons "Combaticons, converge on my location, you know what to do."

"Well, my real name is Victor Stone, but everyone just calls me Cyborg. What are all of your names?"

"I am Tadayoshi, and this is Agent A."
"Would you quit introducing me? I can do it myself, you know."
Tadayoshi rolled his eyes.
"My name is Bloodfyre the Great."

Cyborg looked over to that area of the ship, and saw Blackfire.
"Hey, Star, isn't that Blackfire?"
"Yes. She wanted a second chance."
"Um, sure..."

Starscream said "I am Starscream." arrogantly while motioning to himself in an arrogant manner. Wendy said "I'm Wendy, the guy spacing out over there is Stormblade, he doesn't seem to be in the chatting mood, so I'd leave him alone." she had pointed at the Dragonborn.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Westeros- Ship
"I'm Vriska, captain of this amazing ship. The ship itself is the Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, and it can do a wide variety of super fucking cool shit." Vriska said, looking slightly smug. "And I'm Kanaya. We're on a mission to liberate this world from an extrauniversal evil; tell me, would you four care to join us?"

Imperial City
Seeing that the Darkspawn were just regrowing their arms, Aradia targeted their heads with her whip and ripped those off instead. Sollux continued to eye laser them.

Saleucami
"It looks like everyone knows what to do." muttered the Commando. "Bringing in some reinforcements are we, Onslaught?"

Saleucami
Onslaught said "I'm brining in the ace in the hole and the humans would say, he's dumb but strong, and huge." just then, swindle appeared in Jeep mode and transformed, into a lower leg and foot, Brawl appeared and also transformed into a lower leg "Now's my cue, I'll be back." Onslaught ran and jumped, transforming into a torso and upper legs and connecting with the lower legs, then Blast Off and Vortex came and turned into arms, soon a giant robot, nearly 200ft tall, stood over the landscape "Bruticus smash puny base!" he bellowed as he slowly walked off towards the Imperial base.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Saleucami
Bruticus tore the walls down and used a flamethrower to take care of the troopers, in no time the base was taken, though mostly leveled. Bruticus disconnected and Onslaught said "Well, looks like Bruticus did a good job." while surveying the destruction.

MSM
Starscream said "Yeah, what are we doing now? Going north to fight? Or sitting on our fat asses and doing nothing?"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Westeros
The Dragonborn finally spoke now "I can enchant the jackets with frost resistance to help us a bit more in the snow. I have quite a few Soul Gems. I could also make some potions for everyone. Frost Resistance for all!"

Ark
Impactor slammed his hand on the table and said "We would've taken back Cybertron already, but these troops are hopeless, half of them can't even lift a gun. Prime, we need soldiers, not librarians, racers, and bartenders, we also need more people to be inducted into the wreckers, but as I said, most troops are too green for the Wreckers."

Saleucami
Onslaught thought "Maybe we could surround them and demand surrender. Us Decepticons aren't actually used to full scale attacks, we usually weaken the enemy from within before invading."

Imperial City
Dipper psychically caught the boulder heading for Sollux and launched it back at the Darkspawn.

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Westeros
The Dragonborn took the coats and said "Thanks, now give me a few minutes." he walked off into a room and a few minutes later stepped out with all of the jackets, they were now emitted a slight red light. "Finished!"

Imperial City
All that was left of this ancient city that was relatively undamaged was the White-Gold tower in the center, standing as a vestige of hope. Martin hacked his way through Darkspawn and made sure he didn't get stung by the bees. The Twins kept on tossing the Darkspwn at whatever sharp objects were nearby.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Westeros
The Dragonborn said "We're on our way there as we speak!" before putting his helmet on and readying his sword.

Imperial City
The Pines and Martin were fighting their way through the Darkspawn and entered the city at last "Someone needs to find the Emperor, make sure he's alive."

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Westeros
The Dragonborn said "For the second time, stop talking about you damn "Future trails" if you ask me, they're a bunch of future BS, I mean, it's near impossible to see the future with 100% accuracy."

???
Jihaxus shot a few missiles at the ship before following the others "Who is that nerd? I don't remember him."

Imperial City
Stanford said "Which twins? My brother and I or Dipper and Mabel? If the latter then you're crazy! Who would give deadly swords to 12 year olds?" Dipper said "I think we've been on this journey so long we're already 13." Stanley said "Still."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Westeros
Starscream studied the hologram "Hmm, a siege may do the trick, starting with repeated carpet bombing, with napalm and a few thermobaric weapons, this guy likes the cold, so we'll see how much he can handle the heat." he smirked deviously.

Imperial City
Martin looked through the ruble and said "What I fear has came true." the Pines went over to see what he was talking about and saw a man, his legs crushed under a large stone, he looked like a rich and powerful man "Who's that?" Martin said "That is Emperor Titus Mede II, and now he's dead, the Emperor has been killed and soon Tamriel may be plunged into chaos."

Atlantis
Jihaxus floated over the battle with the Trolls, he didn't care about this place, either.

Saleucami
Onslaught said "It's not so simple, we have a complex seven part system to conquer nations that involves replacing key leaders with replicas that carry out our will and agitating areas of potential conflict, this plan can take years to accomplish and the people we attack with it need to have limited prior knowledge about us. So we'll do an upfront attack."

The Ark
Impactor said "Well, we whip these rookies into shape, train them, and if that doesn't were then we need Wheeljack to make more Dinobots or super-wepons or something."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Westeros
The Dragonborn said "As stated by Tadayoshi, I will be in the infiltrating party." Wendy said "Count me in, too."

Atlantis
Jihaxus said "Yes, I was on a planet called New Alternia, a planet belonging to my people's allies, the Alternian Empire, when i was pulled into a wormhole and appeared here. Wait a second, you people are Alternians, and who is this other bot you talk about?"

Saleucami
Onslaught shrugged "Well, when you're immortal, a few Stellar Cycles isn't much to you. Now let's stop talking and advance."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Imperial City
"It doesn't look like there's much we can do here, now that the threat has been eliminated," Aradia said. "I know none of us here are suited for ruling Tamriel, except for Martin if he wasn't dead. We should just take the scrolls to Arkay and then go quickly to Westeros. The rest of the group is surely going to try for liberation soon."

Atlantis
"Shut the fvck up down there! We're trying to have a discussion about my long-dead civilisation!" Karkat yelled at Sonic, and then he looked back at Jihaxus. "Wait, so you're saying that your civilisation met the Alternians, and you fvcking allied? This raises so many questions, most of which could probably be answered by a wave of the hand and the word 'multiverse'. That also probably means that the Condesce has expanded her reach into other universes, which means that we could meet them someday, which means..." Karkat trailed off. He and Terezi glanced at each other with a somewhat worried look on their faces. Both of them had 'unique features' that, if discovered by Imperial authorities, would immediately skate them for culling. "But, um, never mind that for now. The other robot we met was named Starscream, is he a friend of yours?"

Saleucami
The Commando replied, "Yes, let's." and ordered his troops to move. The Alterian army then began walking across the desert surface of Saleucami, in the direction of the spaceport city.

Up in orbit, the Condesce made her way to a landing shuttle. She would be making a personal appearance in this battle.

Atlantis
Jihaxus made a sound of disgust "Starscream, I trust him about as far as I can throw him. You shouldn't trust him, he's s liar, and a backstabber. He's petty and cruel and'll kill ya if it meant he could have more power." you could tell he hated Starscream.

Saleucami
The cons advanced with the Alternians, encircling the port city. "So, when do we strike?" then Megatron's voice was heard and he said "We strike when I say we strike." Onslaught turned around and quickly stood in attention "Lord Megatron, I wasn't expecting your arrival."

Imperial City
Martin said "Now comes the tricky part, how to get the Numidium to Skuldufn?"

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Imperil City
Dipper nodded "Are we going to leave that sword in the dragon.. thing's head? It looks like a really important sword."

Westeros
The Dragonborn looked around at everyone "If everyone's ready, I say we should get moving now." Starscream said "We don't have to try and take the city if it's burnt to the ground."

Atlantis
Jihaxus nodded, then looked around at the Subspace minions attacking "The nerve of some people." He pulled out two giant SMGs (normal sized for him) and shot all of the attackers.

Saleucami
Onslaught said "We're waiting for the word." Megatron said "The word is: NOW! Attack!" he motioned towards the city before charging.

Solitude
The guards went in and a few minutes later Elisif reluctantly walked out, she looked sullen and forlorn and quietly said "I am here for my judgment." while looking at the ground in shame.

The Ark
Impactor said "Good, I'll need all of the troops put them into groups based off of how much experience they have."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Coruscant
A voice called out from above "Who dares to intrude on Decepticon property?!" Blitzing floated above them, gun in one hand and an Energon sword in the other "Identify yourselves immediately or I will destroy you."

Westeros
Starscream said "Less chatter and let's start this mission, already!" the Drsagonborn said "I agree with him. Let's move. And yes, I am onboard with that."

Imperial City
Dipper looked around "Anyone with psychic powers can help lift the mech and carry it to the fortress, wherever that place may be." Martin handed Sollux a map "This map will show you the way. I will join, but once we get to the fortress I will depart, this land still needs me."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Westeros

It was at this moment, the ship shuttered, and shook. And out from the bilzzard, a fell beast roared, landing on the deck of the ship. It's rider, was none other then one of the nine. Morgomir from the look of his blue hemmed black robes, he had a sword at his side. Throwing back his hood, to reveal a princely crown, hovering above two red eyes, he spoke in a harsh voice. "You are within the domain of Lord Murazor the first, king of the Seven Realms, Lord of Angmar, Prince of Mordor, chief of Minas Morgul, Lord of King's Landing, King beyond the Wall, Lord of the Nazgul, King of the Undead, and King of the Black Numenorean dominions. Who are you, what is your reasoning for entering the lands of our Lord? Are you friend...Or foe?" Asked the wraith, his hand close to his sword. Warnick drew his sword in anger, but remained at the back, knowing he could even harm the Nazgul.

Wendy said "We're the pizza delivery people." with a hint of sarcasm, but secretly trembled at the sight of Morgomir. Starscream merely said "What's it matter to you?"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Coruscant
A voice called out from above "Who dares to intrude on Decepticon property?!" Blitzing floated above them, gun in one hand and an Energon sword in the other "Identify yourselves immediately or I will destroy you."

While The Iron Giant and Composite Superman were busy pulverizing each other. Darth Vader was the first to react,"Decepticon property?", the Dark Lord growled. Ripping a crumbling building from its rapidly decaying foundations Vader threw the structure full force at the Decepticon. Meanwhile Cosmos and Spider-Man watched from the side lines. "He looks mad." "Most definitely." As this happened Composite Superman and The Iron Giant traded blow after blow with each other. Debris was being thrown, lasers were being fired, hand-to hand combat, and many more forms of violence came from the two.

Blitzing turned into a jet and dodged it, then transformed and hovered higher in the air "Yeah, Decepticon property, we won this planet through war and conquest, and we shall take a thousand more if we must. I have to admit, nobody was expecting what happened with the moons, Megatron was ready to rule here as a fair yet cruel leader, but you know what they say? More population is just more 'ungry mouths to drain our resources, better dead to me. Now leave or face my wrath!"

Westeros
Starscream said "That makes sense, but tell me. Do you think we're friend or foe?"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Westeros- Ship
"Morgomir, we are literally a flying fucking boat full of your enemies, several of whom you've killed. We fucking clawed our way out of the bowels of hell, killing one of your allies in the process, in order to return and stab you and all your retarded colleagues. This is how it's gonna go down: we're going to kill you right now. Then we go to the city, and kill all the other Nazgul there. We liberate this craphole of a world, and then we liberate every other god damn universe that Morgoth has touched. After that, we kill Morgoth and carry his head on a pike through a parade that traverses reality. Okay?" Vriska said as she slowly advanced on Morgomir, visibly super pissed. She then suddenly threw down the Fluorite Octet, and (after a bit of luck theft) received a pirate's cutlass identical to the one she received way earlier in the journey. Vriska yelled out "Attack!", jump-flew into the air, and kicked Morgomir in the face hard enough that he fell off of his mount. Kanaya now sprung into action, revving her amazing chainsaw and quickly sawing off the head of the fell beast, leaving the Nazgul without an easy escape. Clay acted too, pulling out the Tla Blade and running in front of Morgomir, ready to engage.

Imperial City
"Yeah, thank2. Come on Aradia, we'd better get going now." Sollux said, and the two trolls took off into the sky with the Numidium in tow. After a quick wave goodbye, they sped off to the north in the direction of Skuldafn.

Westeros
The Dragonborn grinned under his helm as Vriska made her speech, then when she called out for them to attack, he drew his Dwarven sword, instantly the blade was consumed by a fire "You shall feel the burn of my blade and may Meridia's light destroy you and all of your undead kind!" he jumped at Morgomir landing beside Clay, Wendy and Starscream also drew their swords and helped encircle the Nazgul.

Imperial City
Dipper looked around and said "So now what? We wait for them to return?" Stanley nodded and looked around, Martin had seemingly vanished now, he did say he'd accompany the trolls to the fortress.

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Westeros
The Dragonborn said "Thanks, Vriska, it would've been better if the guy didn't coward out. More powerful my azz, if he really was more powerful, he'd've killed us all." as he said that, Starscream transformed and began to fly over the city, searching for Morgomir.

Solitude
Elisif explained it all, the Great War, the White-Gold Concordant, Torygg's death, the civil war, all of it.

Imperial City
Dipper shouted as the Doctor left "Wait! How are we going to get to Westeros?! Wait!" but to no avail, the TARDIS left, and the Pines were now on their own, the Doctor left, the Wardens left, the Trolls left, maybe Itchy was somewhere nearby with Eggs, they didn't know.

Atlantis
Jihaxus destroyed the attackers and said "H3ll, why are we even here? We should ditch the glitched diodes and do something else."

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Westeros
Starscream made an evil grin "We could use my Thermobaric bombs as the detonator. I think we should make a 50 megaton thermonuclear bomb. Or is 50mt too small? Maybe a gigaton? We can't leave it to chance." the Dragonborn said "What's a nuke?I'm guessing it's a weapon."

Skuldafn
"Right here." Martin said, seemingly materializing from thin air behind them "Sorry I'm late."

Atlantis
Jihaxus said "I don't know, where is there to go? And the name's Jihaxus, by the way."

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Westeros
Starscream said "Well if you love your precious history so much, go get it, sacrifices must be made in order to win wars. And the bomb should be large, we need to be 100% sure that the Witch King is dead!" Wendy said "If we're doing this, does anyone have some hazmat suits, or is this interior of this ship radiation proof or something, because I don't want cancer and I'm guessing none of you want cancer, either."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Skuldafn
Martin said "I think you should at least meet with them, they'd like to talk with you before you return to Westeros. They may reward you for it."

Westeros
Starscream looked at the bomb and said "Impressive, what's the payload?" while this happened the Dragonborn turned to Clay "You should see Windhelm, where I live, I swear whenever I go there 9 times out of 10 it's snowing. This stuff's warm in comparison to winter in Windhelm, though I haven't been around there long enough to see spring."

Atlantis
Jihaxus thought "That sounds interesting, if you know how to get there then I'll go."

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Westeros
The Dragonborn said "Northern Skyrim is a harsh place, but a man once told me that without the cold, a man cannot appreciate the fire in his hearth, and without rain, he can't appreciate the roof over his head." Starscream said "I guess that could be enough, but if we ever make another nuke I want it to be a gigaton." Jihaxus then appeared on the ship with the Trolls and saw Starscream "Starscream you snake. Why in the Pit do you look like a ripoff of me?" Starscream looked up "Oh Primus, it's him."

Sovngarde
Tsun said "Good, you've arrived, and I see you brought a friend, now enter the hall and deliver those to the Divines."

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Westeros- Ship
"Oh, I'm just thinking." Kanaya said, maintaining her slight grin. Now Clay looked over, with the Mind symbol faintly over his eyes. He looked at Kanaya for a second, and his eyes widened a bit. "Wow, Kanaya. Just thinking indeed, hehe." Kanaya blushed jade green a little in response.

Meanwhile below deck, Vriska had memorised the captcha code for her hydrogen bomb, just in case. She was also now mass producing them, and leaving the so far unarmed bombs in a pile next to the alchemiter.

Karkat and Terezi arrived on the deck with Jihaxus. "Hey guys! We went to a sh1tty planet and found a robot on accident." "That's cool, we made a plan of attack and alchemised a nuclear arsenal."

Sovngarde
Sollux and Aradia did so, and flew across the bridge with the Numidium. Luckily, the Hall of Valor's doors were tall enough that the Numidium was able to fit in with minimal force. Now standing before the Divines, Sollux said "2up guy2."

Westeros
Jihaxus said "Wait, nukes? What are we nuking?" Starscream pointed down "There's a keep down there that needs to blow up." Wendy was looking around and said "Ok, this is getting weird." she then turned to Vriska "Hiroshima and Nagasaki were the first and so far only cities on Earth that've been nuked."

Sovngarde
Akatosh said "You have the Scrolls and Numidium, excellent. Now, is there anything that you want as a reward, I was a little busy and didn't decide on your reward."

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Westeros- Ship
"Heheh. He'd better watch out, one wrong move and she'd probably unleash her growing nuclear stockpile on him. How are the nukes coming, by the way?"

"Really? Huh. I didn't think humans had that kind of thing in them. Good for you guys for figuring out weapons of mass destruction. And we weren't exactly watching every single second of human history in the few short hours we were able to see Earth. Hell, most of my time was spent observing a dork."

Hall of Valor
"Um, there's not really anything we want..." Aradia said after exchanging a look with Sollux. "Oh! I've got it. Take us two and the other heroes in Imperial City to Westeros, on the deck of Vriska's ship." "That'2 everyone except the Warden2, there'2 way two many of them and they 2eem bu2y fighting the Dark2pawn now."

Westeros
Wendy said "We've made a lot of WMDs, I don't know the exact amount, but it's enough to kill like, everyone on Earth multiple times over, so we never use them out of fear it would get out of hand and kill everyone." The Dragonborn, meanwhile, heard Blare's comment about him having the hots for Vriska, he blushed a little under his helmet and said "Shut up."

Hall of Valor
Akatosh said "Very well, but first, give this to the Dragonborn...... the first one." he pulled out a sword "Meridia, Daedric Prince of Life Essence, said that he left this at his house, and that he'll need it for later. It is Dawnbreaker, very effective against the undead." he handed it to Aradia then said "Farewell." then them, the Pines, Itchy, Eggs, Protoman, Simon, and Marcy were sent onboard Vriska's ship.

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Westeros- Ship
"Hey guys!" Vriska yelled out when the eleven from Tamriel appeared on the deck. "You're just in time, we were about to start the raid. Sollux, Aradia, come with me. I'll explain your roles personally. Everyone else, get caught up from the rest of the crew." "Just a second." Aradia said, and she walked over to the original Dragonborn. She handed him Dawnbreaker and then followed Vriska and Sollux into the cabin.

"Let me get thi2 2traight, you want u2 to contain a nuclear explo2ion." "Essentially." "Eh, fvck it. 2ure. But it'2 only becau2e I know that you would have fired the d4mn thing even if we 2aid no." "Great! Let's get this show on the road, then." Vriska activated the stealth mode, turned the engines on again, and they were speeding away towards King's Landing.

(OOC: Stealth mode makes it and the crew invisible to sight and stuff like radar. People on the ship can still see it and themselves. I suppose it could be detected by magic, if you knew what you were looking for.)

Westeros
The Dragonborn took Dawnbeaker "This'll be of good use here." Dipper, who was still a bit pale and tired, looked around and saw Wendy "Hey! Wendy!" he said while pacing towards her, Wendy turned and said "Dipper? Dude, you look terrible." Dipper said "I haven't slept in a while, nor have I had much food or water." Wendy said "Come on, I think you need a rest." she then turned and said "Is there a sleeping quarters here?"

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Westeros
Wendy nodded and guided Dipper below deck, then a minute later reemerged and said "Anyways, who's that guy?" she pointed at Stanley "I'm Stanley, Stanford's long lost brother, and you?" Wendy said "I'm Wendy." Stanley looked around "I'd like some introductions, now."

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Gir's eyes glowed red when he was lifted up by the psionic energy. "WERE'S MY PIGGY!!!!!" he yelled

Vriska put a somewhat disgusted look on her face. "Oh wow, no. I'm not dealing with this right now. We have a raid to do, and I'm not gonna let it get messed up by whatever the hell that thing is. Sollux, throw it overboard." "If you in2i2t." Sollux then proceeded to hurl Gir off the side of the ship, where he plummeted to the city below.

A minute later, Vriska had gone into the cabin and stopped the ship, keeping the stealth mode on. "Okay, this is it guys. We are currently a couple hundred feet above the fortress that the Witch-King and his cronies are in. Sollux, Aradia, get ready to project a shield. I'll load the nuke." Sollux and Aradia nodded, went to the side of the ship closest to the fortress, and stuck their hands out. Vriska took the missile she had captchalogged from earlier and loaded it into the mortar in the deck. After a couple quick calibrations so the nuke would definitely hit the Witch-King, she looked up with her hand on the trigger. "Everyone ready for a fight?"

The Dragonborn nodded and said "Ready when you are." Starscream and Jihaxus simply nodded. Wendy looked over and saw Finn "I dunno, dude, but right now we're about to nuke some bad guy called the Witch King. Hey, are you alright? You don't look too good."