(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Itchy walked over to Dipper and tapped him on the shoulder. "It's for you."

RB:Hey.
RB:What are you doing?

Dipper took it and typed

BS: Retrieving a giant robot god, Numidium, I think.
BS: Anyways, some priest name Martin Septim just appeared and said he'd help us out retrieving the Elder Scrolls, defeating the Archdemon, and bringing the Numdium to Sovngarde.
BS: Why do you want to know?

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Fleet
The Decepticon ships went through the spacebridge and appeared above Saleucami, Megatron knew Her Imperious Condese would be waiting there for him. The ships began launching landers, in the Harbinger Blast Off was ordered to fulfill his job as a transport, and flew the Combaticons down to the surface.

MSM
The Dragonborn said "Maereck? Sounds too much like Miraak, I hate Miraak. I want my name to have real meaning, not just something someone throws out at me."

Old Town
Wendy grumbled a little, seemingly being treated like a child "Fine, you can go with me."

Solitude
Heimskr, the priest, steeped up and said "Elisif has destroyed our homes and killed innocent people trying to defend their homes, and she says she's helping us! We will not stand for this!"

Daggerfall
Dipper said "Simon, that's a great idea! What are you waiting for? We can't waste time!" Martin said "That is a good idea, the boy is right, we can't waste any time."

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Daggerfall:

Protoman whistled again, hoping that he'd get SOMEONES attention. He didn't like trickery, but he would have to resort to it to identify the strangers' true intentions.

Stanley looked over at where the whistle originated from "What was that? This doesn't sound good."" he pointed his laser gun where the sound came from and slowly advanced towards it.

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Daggerfall
Stanley said "You first, buddy." he pointed his gun at the light.

Solitude
Heimskr said "Elisif and her allies attacked and destroyed Whiterun and Rorikstead, and slaughtered innocent farmers! Let us through so we can bring her to justice!"

Old Town
Wendy said "Alright then, makes sense." and waited for Warnick to give Kanaya money.

Saleucami
Blast Off entered the atmosphere as the bombardment began, Onslaught said "We need a clearing to land." Vortex knocked on the cargo wall and said "Blast Off, find a nice, densely forested region and drop a shyte tone of napalm on it, then land in the clearing that you would've made." Blast Off said "I found a good spot." he dropped napalm of a spot of jungle, then landed after all of the alien trees had burned, the Combaticons unloaded and Vortex said "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like victory." Brawl then bluntly stated "We can't smell for one, and two, it's not morning."

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Daggerfall
Stanley looked suspiciously at the light "We didn't summon you, and if we did, it was an accident. Now please, we're not going to harm you unless you attack us, so step out of the shadows so we can talk."

Westeros- Ship
The Dragonborn nodded "Yeah, keep going everyone." he then turned to the Breton Dragonborn and said "Could you write this stuff down, for me?"

Westeros- Old Town
Wendy followed Kanaya "So dude, why do you think this food would be, like, deadly for you and your friends? Most of the food here is probably salted pork and cabbages or something like that."

Saleucami
Vortex said "Yep, unfortunately I can't smell for I have no nose, nor do I have a mouth. How the hell does that even work?" Onslaught said "Focus, we have a job at hand, Laserbeak is scouting the lands ahead of us for any fortifications to assault."

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Westeros- Ship
The Dragonborn said "That won't be necessary, you see, I'm 100% fluent in Dovahzul. Hmm, maybe Silduaan? It means "Soul Devourer" and I do like taking souls, but it kinda sounds too evil. Struntuz? Nh, then my name would be "Stormblade Stormblade" haha."

Old Town
Wendy nodded "Man, I'm guessing you guys are like, only humanoid on the outside?" they got up to a meat stand and looked at what the butcher had.

Saleucami
Onslaught said "Excellentt, now, where is Soundwave? He's needed for when Laserbeak returns." Soundwave stepped up "Present." was all he said. After a little Laserbeak returned, possibly to the surprise of the Trolls, Laserbeak was a robotic bird, it Transformed and went into Soundwave's cassette deck. Coordinates began to appear on Soundwave's chest "Apparently, there is a mildly defended base about a few miles to the north of here, a couple hundred lifeforms detected in there."

Solitude
Falk, who stood atop the battlements said "I said he was not a puppet of the Thalmor, he was a servant to the Emperor of Skyrim, Titus Mede II. No true Nord would ever conspire with the Thalmor!" Heimskr shouted "That, I can agree with!"

Daggerfall
Stanley put his gun away "Now please, step out and itnroduce yourself, I don't know everyone's names here, but anyways, I'm Stanley, my brother Stanford is over there, and my grandchildren, Dipper and Mabel, are over there."

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Westeros- Ship
The Dragonborn said "Hey Vriska, care to help me make a name for myse-" the ship rocked from the escape pod and Stormblade was knocked flat on his ass. He stood up and went to see what it was, then a car appeared and fell on top of him "FVCK!" was the only thing he said before being crushed. His hand stuck out from underneath the car and there was a muffled "Little help here?" Starscream looked at Blackfire "So, woman, how did you escape your owners?"

Old Town
Wendy said "Yeah, that's like, a lot different from how humans reproduce, though we consider it rude to discuss reproduction in public and I don't really want to talk about it. Also, I'm not so sure humans were made in your image."

Saleucami
Onslaught said "That's a great idea, my troops will begin moving out."

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Westeros- Ship
As Aradia psychically lifted Aiden and his car off of the Dragonborn, Vriska exclaimed "What the hell?! I mean I guess people appeared out of fucking nowhere is pretty much normal at this point, but why'd you assholes have to go and almost break my boat a little?!" while looking rather ticked off. "I mean, my god. It's not like there's plenty of completely expendable city right there to destroy with falling vehicles."

Westeros- Oldtown
"It's complicated, Wendy. I'll tell you later." Kanaya said right before Dunban showed up with the coat. She saw it and sighed a little. "That coat is absolutely atrocious, but it will be able to keep us warm. I'm definitely going to make adjustments to the outfits, though..."

Saleucami
The Commando ordered his troops forward, with the Cavalreapers in the lead. Once they got within seeing distance, the CR's started their communing, and after a few minutes the Imperial base was being swarmed by hostile wildlife.

"Woah woah woah, hold up, who are you and where am I?" Aiden asked. "And what do you mean expendable city?"

The MSM
The Dragonborn stood up and said "She says expendable city as in she has no regard for human life around here. Oh, and thanks, Aradia." he put a hand on his back "If another thing appears and crashes I am going to lose it."

Old Town
Wendy shrugged "Looks ok, it'll definitely keep us warm."

Saleucami
Onslaught looked on "This'll be very interesting to watch, what say you, Vortex?" Vortex said "This is shit, I want to murder our enemies myself, not really on dumb animals."

Daggerfall
Martin said "Yes, you must defeat Razikale as soon as possible, or Tamriel is doomed."

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Westeros- Ship
Aradia smiled and nodded, then went back to her conversation with Sollux. Vriska grinned deviously and looked over at the Dragonborn. "Bingo! And I gotta agree with the 'lose it' remark too. Man, you really do get me. ::::)" Across the ship, Karkat and Terezi looked down at Tadayoshi and the new girl and said, "Now what the fuck is happening? Who's the new girl?' "Whoever she is she smells delicious, like licorice!" "Why are you so fucking weird."

Westeros- Oldtown
"Oh, of course it will. That doesn't mean I'm not going to make it look presentable, though." Kanaya said. "Let's buy this food and then go find Warnick."

Saleucami
"Just be patient, Vortex. It's nearly time for us to begin our assault, and exterminate these Imperials. In fact, I'll let you lead the charge into the base when you feel the time is right.'

Westeros- Ship
The Dragonborn sighed a little "First a crazy voodoo lady appears, then a giant robot, then whatever that is and a random ass guy. The giant robot is kinda cool, so I can let that slide, but not the others."

Old Town
Wendy nodded and said "Anything else aside from food and clothes that we'll need?"

Saleucami
Brawl said "We'll all lead the charge, capicse?" Swindle and Blast Off nodded in agreement.

Daggerfall
Martin looked at the dwarf and said "I am a priest, I do not carry around alcoholic beverages."

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Westeros- Ship
The Dragonborn sighed a little "First a crazy voodoo lady appears, then a giant robot, then whatever that is and a random ass guy. The giant robot is kinda cool, so I can let that slide, but not the others."

Old Town
Wendy nodded and said "Anything else aside from food and clothes that we'll need?"

Saleucami
Brawl said "We'll all lead the charge, capicse?" Swindle and Blast Off nodded in agreement.

Daggerfall
Martin looked at the dwarf and said "I am a priest, I do not carry around alcoholic beverages."

"Nughumping son of a bitch" Oghren muttered, angrily.

Meanwhile:

"Oh yeah? watch," Aiden said as he hacked into the nearest piece of human like technology, causing it to bluescreen and download all of the data from the electronic to his phone. "Ok, that was harder than I expected, looks like Blume upgraded their cyber security." he said

Daggerfall
Martin said "Watch your tongue, halfling. That is not how you address a priest, nonetheless a Septim. Now, we have to get moving if we wish to save Tamriel."

Westeros
Starscream smirked "I'm unimpressed by that little thing. I've seen better hacking work by Soundwave, he hacked into the entirety of Earth's communications systems."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Daggerfall
Martin said "Watch your tongue, halfling. That is not how you address a priest, nonetheless a Septim. Now, we have to get moving if we wish to save Tamriel."

Westeros
Starscream smirked "I'm unimpressed by that little thing. I've seen better hacking work by Soundwave, he hacked into the entirety of Earth's communications systems."

"I am no 'halfling' you goody two shoes ass hat, i'm a full dwarf, I helped the hero of ferelden slay Urthimiel and I know you didn't do shit for this dimension considering the state it's in." Oghren said walking up to the priest, about to unsheathe his battle ax that was almost as big as him.

Daggerfall
Martin said "I have done more for this land than you could imagine, dwarf, and be glad, for you are the first dwarf to set foot in Tamriel for thousands of years."

Westeros- Ship
Starscream laughed "Of course you're not on Earth, this is some primitive, backwater planet called Westeros."

Westeros- Town
Wendy said "Yeah, they probably don't have that thing here, but we should try and find some other alchemy ingredients."

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Daggerfall
Martin said "I have done more for this land than you could imagine, dwarf, and be glad, for you are the first dwarf to set foot in Tamriel for thousands of years."

Westeros- Ship
Starscream laughed "Of course you're not on Earth, this is some primitive, backwater planet called Westeros."

Westeros- Town
Wendy said "Yeah, they probably don't have that thing here, but we should try and find some other alchemy ingredients."

"Westeros, like the lord of the rings westeros? You're shitting me right? Am I on a prank show" Aiden asked, "Because if so, it's not funny."
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"Well that doesn't matter, *burp* I heard that there was a civil war, and I heard that something called a dragonborn ended it, I never heard anything about a blighted chantry brother." Oghren retorted, not backing down.

Daggerfall
Martin said "I am no mere priest, you drunken fool, I am the last member of the Septim Dynasty, last Emperor of Tamriel, and the \bastard son of Uriel Septim VII, the reason you haven't heard of my accomplishments is because they happened 200 years ago."

Westeros- Ship
The Dragonborn said "So, what's your name, new guy?" Starscream laughed "Are you stupid?"
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Westeros- Town
Wendy said "Yep, I've got a sword and an axe, both enchanted, I've also got a plain axe, but I'm not going to use that as a weapon unless I need to."

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New Alternia
Jihaxus flew over the planet, this place was boring as shit for a guy like Jihaxus, a middle management science bastard. He looked down at the fight against Vader with interest, until the Force storm appeared and pulled him into it.

???
Up in the sky above Batman, a jet appear, similar to Starscream in look, but with larger wings, and it was a weird orange, like somewhre between a glowy orange and a neon salmon. The jet tumbled down and crashed nearby.

Westeros- Ship
The Dragonborn sighed an sat down "You know, I bet that if there was no common enemy for us to team up against, we'd be killing each other, anyone else agree?" Starscream said "You're damn right about that. Hey, who should be in charge of our group? I nominate myself, obviously."

Westeros- Old Town
Wendy shrugged again "We should've asked one of the Dragonborns about what can be used as an Alchemic ingredient."

Daggerfall
The Pines walked into the TARDIS, Martin said "I advise you lower your weapon before someone gets hurt." before following the others into the TRDIS. Dipper saw Sollux and said "We did find the Numidium and are now taking it to defeat the Archdemon."

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Westeros- Ship
The Dragonborn said "Being a god doesn't mean you have to be humble, it more than likely gives you a right to be an ass to people, though, seeing that you're an all powerful god."

Westeros- Town
Wendy said "Sure, you two can join our group, and no, we have not seen your friends." she then turned to Kanaya "So do we have everything we need?"

Daggerfall
Dipper said "Now, what about the Numidium? We're just going to leave it here?"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

"That's like, your opinion man." Clay said as he flipped right-ways up and landed back on the deck. "I guess you don't have to act like a dick, you could be one of those boring benevolent gods, but it's just more fun to rub your powers in overly smug people's faces every once in a while. Huh, I guess I finally understand the Greek gods' whole thing now."

Westeros- Oldtown
"Of course we can. I don't see any alchemy shops nearby, so I say we get back to our ship. Once we're there we can hopefully persuade the captain to take us to wherever your other friend is." Kanaya replied.

"Thank you. Let us go."
"So, what kind of ship is it?"

Wendy said "A magical ship, that's what it is." and began walking in the direction of it.

MSM
Starscream said "All this talk of gods made me remember the time I tried to convince Lord Megatron that we should make the humans we conquered worship Cybertronians like gods, he didn't like that idea."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

"Let's get off the topic of gods now. Can anyone help teach me to become a better hacker? Because it appears I have a lot left to learn." Aiden asked, hoping to learn more about his trade.

"Unfortunately both our god hacker and our shitty hacker have both been abducted by the void. That happened like five minutes ago. Seriously, am I the only one who noticed that?" Vriska said with a look of disbelief.

Starscream said "Saw it, didn't care. Anyways, I've got a few funny stories I can tell you about my time serving Megatron, most of them end with me being beaten, but they're still funny."

Westeros- Old Town
Wendy said "Yeah, there's quite a few of us, we've got everything from a giant sentient robot to gods with us."

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Westeros- Ship
Starers stood there for a moment "Anyone?"

Westeros- Town
Wendy said "Well let's go, then." and began running off to the ship.

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Westeros. Oldtown

"Two things...Who are you lot, and is everyone almost ready?" Asked Warnick, returning to the group, with a leg of mutton in his mouth, holding it with his teeth as he carried a new grindstone for his blade.

The Dragonborn said "We've got some new folks, Aiden and Blackfire, I think. And yes, we're just waiting for the others to return, I think they're almost here."

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Westeros- Ship
"Hey, I'll listen to funny stories about people- well, giant robots- getting the crap beat out of them any day. Have at it, Starscream." Vriska said as she sat down in a chair on the deck. "This should be good. I wish we had some popcorn." Clay said.

Westeros- Oldtown
"I guess we're running now. It should only be a few minutes away, I don't recall walking that long. At this speed we should be there in no time." Kanaya said as she outpaced Wendy. Her abilities as a rainbow drinker made her somewhat faster for some reason. The original purpose was probably to be able to outrun the monsters in the breeding caverns.

Tardis
"So, where are we going? What's the archdemon?" Aradia asked, looking around the Tardis.

??? (Batman and others place)
"I swear to the fucking clown gods, if nobody's going to acknowledge me I might just have to stab someone." Karkat said, directed at the strangely dressed humans and the green guy. "Who the hell are you and where the hell are we?"

Westeros- Ship
Starscream started to recount various tales, like when he rebuilt the Combaticons only for them to betray him and try to launch the Earth into the Sun, or when him, Thrust, and Astrotrain went to Titan, one of Saturn's moons, and convinced the populace that they were gods, well, really Astrotrain was the one who got the idea. He also talked about when Astrotrain and Blitzing tried to take over, he had a lot of stories, about 4 million years with of them. Wendy and the others arrived on ship just then "I see the robot is doing some story time."

TARDIS
Dipper said "Ask those guys." and pointed at the Grey Wardens.

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???
Jihaxus transformed and surveyed the surroundings "Where am I?" he looked around and saw Batman and the others "You, organics, tell me where I am."

Ship
Starscream looked at the newcomers "So..... who are you?" Wendy looked around "So, we ready to move yet? I don't want to sit around and listen to stories." the Dragonborn said "I agree with her, we need to move as fast as possible."

TARDIS
The TARDIS took off and appeared outside Imperial City, the doors opened and the first thing the heroes saw was destruction "Oh no, we have to stop him. Go!"

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???
Jihaxus transformed and surveyed the surroundings "Where am I?" he looked around and saw Batman and the others "You, organics, tell me where I am."

Ship
Starscream looked at the newcomers "So..... who are you?" Wendy looked around "So, we ready to move yet? I don't want to sit around and listen to stories." the Dragonborn said "I agree with her, we need to move as fast as possible."

TARDIS
The TARDIS took off and appeared outside Imperial City, the doors opened and the first thing the heroes saw was destruction "Oh no, we have to stop him. Go!"

???
"This is just a field right now," Batman replied, "you're one of the Decepticons aren't you?"

Jihaxus said "Yes, but that's merely a means to an end, if you know what I mean. So, I am Jihaxus. Now is the time for you to introduce yourselves."

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"Umm, would going to Atlantis require being underwater? because well... i cant swim." Sonic said. "Oh yes, and it would be such a tragedy if you drowned! Oh no!" A voice said. Suddenly, the massive astral form of Hades himself appeared and stared down on the group."Sup?" He asked.

"Batsub," Batman replied, "simple. And Atlantis has a shield around it to prevent water from coming in."
"To reply to your question," he said, turning to Karkat, "the Subspace Army is an army bent on universal conquest. As for where we are, I don't know."

Seeing Hades, he asked, "Who are you and what are you doing here?"

At this time, Ash, Misty, and Rose flew in on Charizard. "Are we far enough away from it?" asked Rose.

"I think so," Ash replied. He pulled out his Pokeball, "Good job, Charizard. You need a rest, return!" Charizard disappeared into the Pokeball.

"The question is, where are we now?" asked Misty.

Jihaxus said "That's the deal. Nobody seems to know where we are. By my guess, we're on Earth."

MSM
The Dragonborn looked off at the land speeding past as the ship flew off to find a new member "I wonder what's going on back in Skyrim, back home." he said his mostly to himself. He stood there, thinking about Skyrim, not really paying attention to whan anyone else had to say.

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"you cant! but there is an old saying, oh how does it go? Ah yes! the enemy of my enemy is my friend! that's the one!"

"There's also another saying, as long as you don't trust, you won't be cheated," Batman replied, "and I live that motto."

Jihaxus said "There's also another famous saying known across the multiverse: Shut up."

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"Do you have any room in the Batwing?" asked Robin.

"Well, I have room for one," Batman said. "If anybody needs to, they can ride Charizard with me," Ash suggested. Looking up at Hades, Misty asked, "How are you supposed to fit on anything?"

Rose muttered, "It'd be nice to have the Doctor here. We could all fit in the Tardis."

Jihaxus said "I don't know who Tabuu is, but I'll help, I've got nothing better to do." he transformed into jet mode and hovered above the ground.

Daggerfall
Martin pulled off his robes, revealing armor underneath, he then drew a sword and said "No time for stories, the Archdemon is attacking Imperial City move!" he left the TARDIS, followed by the Pines.

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Imperial City
Dipper and Mabel were throwing the smaller and weaker Darkspawn around while Stanley shoot them and Martin hacked the Darkspawn up.

Westeros
The Dragonborn didn't move from where he was standing, Starscream looked at the newcomer "Well, the more the merrier, as they always say. Now, what is your name, techno-oganic?"

Saleucami
The battle had been going on for an hour with no clear victor "Commando, I know what to do." Onslaught messaged the other Combaticons "Combaticons, converge on my location, you know what to do."