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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:58 am

Petrokovia wrote:"This is a wonderful ship, from what I can see..." commented Bloodfyre. "If we are all to travel on it, I will need a place for Furyrider, my steed."

"Westeros, huh? Well, glad we finally made it here. Now we're back on track."

Agent A looked at all of the others.
"Why is everyone so cold? It's cold, but it's not that bad..."

"Agent A, us Project X members were engineered to have extreme tolerances, including tolerance to extreme temperatures."
"I never got that part, just like I never got a healing factor from Project X. It's not that important for me, anyway."
"Oh. Then how are you not freezing?" asked Tadayoshi, putting on his scanners and taking a quick reading. "It's... negative two degrees Fahrenheit..."
"I'm from Northern Maine."
"Oh. Didn't know that."
"Well of course not. Let's go."

The Dragonborn said "My Nord heritage gives me a high resistance to the cold." and Wendy said "And I'm from Oregon, so though I am freezing cold, I've learned to not complain." then Starscream said "I am not affected by this weather, mortals." he smirked after saying that.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Aeternabilis wrote:Westeros
"Hey guys, this thing has a fuckin thermostat!" Vriska called down from the ship. "It's a nice seventy earth degrees in the cabin and below deck. There's a lot of space below deck, too. Places to keep musclebeasts, over a dozen rooms, a giant cargo hold... Jegus, look at the weapons on this increasingly amazing boat!"

New Alternia
"All the adult were in space, fighting for the glory of Alternia. I forced them off-world after a series of rebellions a couple thousand sweeps ago, and we've been conquering our galaxy ever since. The only reason I'm letting them stay on this world now is that the Mother Grub hasn't produced any little wigglers yet, and we haven't yet cloned any Lusii to raise them. Once we get those though, no adults except for me will be allowed on the surface."

New Alternia
Onslaught said "Such a....... charming method of reproduction." he was kinda creeped out by it "You organics have it easy, us Cybertronians rely on the Well of Allaparks to create new Cybertronian sparks, but the Well of Allspark has been dormant for about 3.8 million years, because the planet is too drained of energy to create more sparks. Sorry about the rant, just thought of that when you mentioned reproduction."

Westeros
Starscream said "Before we go anywhere, we need to know where we're going to begin with." Wendy said "I dunno, but I think I'll get onto the magical ship." the Dragonborn said "I'm good, this climate almost feels like home."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Discords Equstria wrote:Westeros

As the people went about there own devices on the Ship, Rodrik of Whiterun leaned against the railing, looking down at the frozen land below. All was silent, until moments later, a loud roar echoed across the plains, followed by many more. Lo and behold, a team of three dragons appeared, crashing onto the deck, and nearly tipping the ship, they roared and snapped at any who would approach, and Rodrik drew his swords, looking at them as the riders of these dragons dismounted.

The first, was a woman, with nearly pure white hair, and a long fur coat, armed with a sword, beautiful, yet intimidating at the same time. The second, looked both out of place, and perfectly fitting. He wore a mail coat, and white tunic baring a red cross, his shoulder armor was plate, and his gauntlets were linked plate. He drew a sword from his side, it shone pure silver, and the hilt was of wood and gold. He had brown hair, a beard, and a dead eye, with a scar covering that half of his face. The final rider was a balding man, with graying brown hair, a coat of plate, and a tunic of yellow with a black stag on his armor. He also drew his sword. The man in white and red attire spoke first. "In the name of free Westeros, drop your weapons!" He said as he pointed his blade up. It was indeed, actual silver, and it pulsed and hummed with power.

The Dragonborn jumped up onto the ship "Ok ok, let's talk this out." Starscream looked from off of the ship "It looks like the locals are saying hi to us." the Dragonborn slowly advanced towards them, with nothing in his hands "Alright, I can explain, I am Stormblade, I'm a Dragonborn, these are my colleagues whose names we'll go into later. We're here to help you."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Cybraxia wrote:
Discords Equstria wrote:"I have trouble believing that..A ship from the black lord's land, moving south." Said the younger man, he lunged forward, and with a twirl of his sword, the blade was at the dragonborn's neck. This was however, prevented by the blade of Rodrik, who batted the sword away from stormblade. Daenerys rose her hand, ordering the Templar to lower his weapon. He did so, and she spoke. "Who are you, and what brings you to Westeros?"


The Farlander walked towards the three. "We are weary travelers, lucky to escape death. We come here out of necessity. We bear no ill intentions to you or your people."

The Dragonborn said "What he said, but as I said before, I'm Stormblade, a Dragonborn, everyone else can introduce themselves, to you guys. Anyways, who are you people?" then Wendy said "Name's Wendy Corduroy." and Starscream bellowed "I am Starscream!" proudly.

Pokemon
As the dorky heroes left, Bill also left out of Brock's feeble mortal mind, in the Mindscape he sat back to watch the fireworks.

Solitude
Bolgier said "Well, if we want to send the war quickly, I say we ready to besiege Windhelm, Ulfric's seat of power."

Winterhold
The mage said "Well here we have something called Magicka that we draw on to cast spells. The only type of magic that doesn't need that is Thu'um, though very few use it as it is hard to learn and deadly."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:33 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:The Dragonborn said "What he said, but as I said before, I'm Stormblade, a Dragonborn, everyone else can introduce themselves, to you guys. Anyways, who are you people?" then Wendy said "Name's Wendy Corduroy." and Starscream bellowed "I am Starscream!" proudly.

Pokemon
As the dorky heroes left, Bill also left out of Brock's feeble mortal mind, in the Mindscape he sat back to watch the fireworks.

Solitude
Bolgier said "Well, if we want to send the war quickly, I say we ready to besiege Windhelm, Ulfric's seat of power."

Winterhold
The mage said "Well here we have something called Magicka that we draw on to cast spells. The only type of magic that doesn't need that is Thu'um, though very few use it as it is hard to learn and deadly."
Cybraxia wrote:
The Farlander bowed. "I am a humble hunter." Joe and The Sniper said nothing, and stared at the newcomers through their helmet visors.


The woman nodded. "I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons." She said this almost naturally, and the older man glared at her angrily. "Claimant...Anyway. I am Stannis of the House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." The Templar glared in annoyance at both of them, and spoke in his gruff voice. "I am Ser Warnick of the Templar chapter of King's Landing, commander of the Templar Order within Westeros."

The Dragonborn said "Mother of dragons? How'd you get that title?" he wondered what it meant. Wendy said "Wait, so you're the King of the Andals and the First Men and she's Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men?" Starscream simply gawked "Why the need for such long titles?"

Winterhold
"If magic were easy to master then everyone in Tamriel would be blasting spells at one-another."

Solitude
"I think she decided to attack the College because she knows most Nords distrust magic, I don't really know, she never informed me of the plan."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Mundeo wrote:Westoros

"I'm Dunban. That's it. As mentioned we are here to help defeat the Witch King, who should be here. We are a powerful band of warriors, ready to face any evil that is against us". Dunban trusted these people for now, since his new blade's special ability didn't kick in yet.

The Tardis

"I locked onto the Numidium, let's go" The Doctor said, ready to go and get it himself.

New Alternia

"That's, um, interesting" The Master said, looking around. The place was nice... and colorful. The Condensce did say it was supposed to look like her home planet, and he guessed this was how it was supposed to be. Trippy.



"Woah woah woah, what about Razikale, we can't just let him live! If we do this dimension might be destroyed!" Akoolomonch yelled.

Dipper facepalmed "We're going to get the Numidium, which is somewhere nearby, to help this dimension's local gods defeat the dark forces, we're not leaving yet." as the Pines entered the TARDIS.

Solitude
Housecarl Bolgier said "The rumor that High King Torygg being a puppet of the Thalmor is just something Stormcloaks say, before Ulfric came along Skyrim was a semi-autonomous state in the Tamrielic Empire, and though Torygg had a lot of power over Skyrim, in the end he himself was a servant of Emperor Titus Mede II. It's not just you she won't allow to visit her, nobody is allowed to visit her. Some say Sheogorath may have gotten to her head, while others say this may be the return of the Wolf Queen of Solitude."

Winterhold
The mage, who was a Dark Elf said "Magic is also risky here, most Nords blame us for the collapse that destroyed most of Winterhold years ago, but it wasn't our fault."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:20 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Daenerys looked at the adventurers, as did Stannis, who lowered his guard.

"We both claim the throne, and would be killing one another if not for the black king." Stannis explained in truth. The Stormborn then spoke up. "A few things...One, as for my name, it is due to me controlling the last living dragons. And as for your help, I assume the Witch King is what you call Black King Murazor?" She asked. The Warnick mumbled in the background. "Morgothian bastard..." He said when Murazor was brought up

The Dragonborn said "Yep, he is most certainly a bastard, he killed a friend of mine, my Housecarl, Lydia a few months back but unlike my friend, Vriska, here, Lydia can't come back from the dead." he then said "As for the "Last living dragons" you should go to Skyrim, dragons live there alright, but they aren't the kind to be controlled by mere mortals like us. That is why I am around, to keep the dragons from killing the humans, and I've done a pretty good job."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Cybraxia wrote:
Discords Equstria wrote:"We" Corrected Rodrik from the side of the group. Deanerys nodded. "Controlling a dragon is no easy task anywhere"


The Farlander nodded."I can imagine. Most of the dragons that I've met are very...stubborn. There was only really one that was reasonable. Well, is."

The Dragonborn said "Yeah, Paarthurnax, pretty cool dragon, and a great mentor. Odahviing was also a cool guy.... dragon."

Winterhold
"Well, what are you good at? Restoration? Destruction? Conjuration? Enchantment?"

Solitude
"Sheogorath is the Prince of Madness, as for the Wolf Queen of Solitude, you'll have to read the book about her."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:51 pm

Aeternabilis wrote:
Discords Equstria wrote:Daenerys looked at the heroes closely, and after a pause, spoke. "If you truly want to help, go to old town, the current capital during all this, get fur coats, equipment, and anything you think will help. You have a day to prepare. You can join Ser Warnick on his next scouting mission pasted the border."

Vriska shrugged and said, "That's fine with me. It'll give us something to do while we get used to live outside of hell again." She flew back up to the deck, looked at the instruction manual a little, then called down to those on the ground "Okay, I think I know how to fly this thing now! Everyone aboard the Marquise Spinneret Mindfang! Next stop: Old Town!"

Starscream said "I'll fly myself there, woman!" and the Dragonborn said "I think it's safe to assume basically everyone is onboard the ship, which I personally like."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Westeros
Starscream said "You too, Ms. Pirate Queen." he smirked, then transformed and flew after the Marquise Spinneret Mindfang.

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
The Dragonborn looked back at the trailing Starscream then turned back to the others "Quick, what's out estimated time of arrival?"

Daggerfall
Nothing happened when they tried to use the totem "I think there's a way to activate the Bronze Golem around here somewhere. Doctor, do you have some way of locating it?"

New Alternia
Megatron thought "So, what need do you have with new worlds that drives you to conquer? We Decepticons do it for resources, but what do you need with worlds? Bragging rights or something?" Onslaught said "Shockwave would love to study this place and your kind. Jihaxus, you getting all of this?" Jihaxus nodded.

Alinor
He pointed over to a stable "Over there, most of the rebellions are from the Wood Elves and Khajit."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Westeros
Wendy asked "So how fast is this ship going? Is it over or under the speed of sound?" the Dragonborn nodded and said "I'm also wondering that."

New Alternia
Onslaught said "Wouldn't it be more practical to just have security cameras everywhere? People can't meet to plot a rebellion when they know the government is always watching them. That's how we do it, ask Soundwave if you ever meet him, it's his job to spy on trillions of people."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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New Alternia
Jihaxus said "That is highly counter-intuitive, as rebellions would be a lot easier to pull off if everyone is a trained soldier." Megatron growled "We can continue the constructive criticism later, we don't want to insult our host." they walked into the palace, which conveniently had an entrance big enough for even the 50ft Onslaught and Megatron could fit in.

Westeros
Starscream called "I'll meet you at the town!" he flew of at speeds exceeding the speed of sound. The Dragonborn said "I'll get back to you when I actually use the shout. But it's really specialized, the power to revive dead dragons, could be useful here." Wendy nodded "Yeah, we can't tell you how we like them until we use them."

Daggerfall
Dipper followed the Doctor and they found the Totem of Tiber Septim "This is it, guys, the controls to the Numidium."

Alinor
Fingolfin was given the finest horse they could get and was sent off.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Daggerfall
Stanley said "Are you stupid? This is a completely separate dimension, things here are going to be different." Dipper looked at it "We're gonna need some magic to activate this."

Subspace
Bill popped out of a portal and yelled "Hello boys! I'm baaaack!!!!! Did'ya miss me? Admit it, you missed me."

Winterhold
The mage said "Well, you did kill our restoration teacher, maybe you could fill in there."

Solitude
"Good, now, I must be leaving." the housecarl left the room through the same door he entered.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Daggerfall
The Numidium churned to life, causing the ground to rumble and shake. Dipper fumbled with the control rod "Don't worry, I've got them cove- wait, what were we talking about?" he put a hand on his head "Ow ow ow, ok, I have a splitting headache now." Mabel said "DB did talk about going to Sovngarde through a portal, maybe we should find it?"

Subspace
Bill said "That's it? That'll be a piece of cake!" he left.

Winterhold
Foreigner said "I don't think there will be classes until the College is fully cleaned up."

Hyrule Castle
Heimskr said "Well it's about time your second in command considered my words! Come brothers and sisters! We shall avenge those who died!!!"

Solitude
The guard said "By order of Queen Elisif, identify yourself."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Daggerfall
Dipper sighed, rubbing his forehead "Man, I swear someone said something about enemies. Oh god, my brain feels like it's going to melt."

New Alternia
Megatron said "Yes, some mindless drones would be nice, but what my empire personally needs in energy. How about that, Douchelord Supreme? Can you amass a large sum of Energon for us?"

Solitude
The Guard said "Good, we are in the middle of a civil war right now and could use some help. Unfortunately, Elisif is not in the mood for visitors."

MSM
The Dragonborn looked over at Roderik "What is it you want?" he walked over to the other Dragonborn. Wendy got off of the ship and said "I wonder where we'll be resting?" Starscream had already landed at the city, much to the surprise of the townsfolk "These little organics are acting like I'm some vengeful god here to lay righteous indignation upon them or something."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Oldtown
Wendy looked at Ser Warnick "You know, that was incredibly rude of you. Most people her worship more than one god, not me, though, but I'm just saying." Starscream said "The only god I will worship is Primus, creator of all Transformers." the Dragonborn then said "We an discuss theology later." then turned back to Roderik "Well, at first, adventuring was all I knew, one of the first things I did after escaping Helgen was to go to the Jarl who then sent me to the Dragon Temple,after a while I began to like the whole adventuring thine."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Aeternabilis wrote:Karkat didn't draw his sickle, and Sollux didn't have a weapon to draw in the first place. Both trolls stayed in their positions, staring at this older human with an unimpressed look. "Except we totally are creators, asshole. Created a whole universe for ourselves to live in and rule over." "Then thank2 to Vri2ka that got fucked up, 2o now nobody to wor2hip u2 a2 god2, I don't think it'2 two much two a2k for at lea2t a cult following or 2omething 2pread acro22 all creation."

"That's nothing compared to the power of the True God, the one who created the existence of which the Multiverse resides in itself. I'd humbly ask you to put a end to your buffoonery, and cease insulting the one who returned the stars." Warnick did not lower his High silver sword, and continued to stare down the trolls, before finally sheathing the blade "Forget it, you are not worth my time..Lets just get moving."
Meanwhile, Roderik continued to look at the dragonborn, he nodded. "I see, but why. What made you leave home?"

The Dragonborn laughed grimly "Home? When I first woke up a prisoner in that carriage, I didn't even know my own name. Stormblade?Psh, that's a title given to me by Ulfric Stormcloak, I tell people to call me that as it's the closest thing to a real name I've got." he felt sorta depressed about this.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Westeros
The Dragonborn had an "a-ha" moment and said "The Dawnguard! Yeah, I did join them, pretty cool guys. Don't usually think about that stuff anymore, though, I focus more on my dragon-slaying job."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Old Town
Starscream looked around "I'm guessing there's no place for me to recharge in this primitive dirt-hole, I hope that ship has a way for me to recharge." the Dragonborn said "Year? Put, I got through that stuff in less than a month."

Daggerfall
Dipper said "How do you know that's the portal for sure?"

Solitude
The guard said "Well, you can talk to her steward, Falk Firebeard, he's in the Blue Palace right now."

New Alternia
Megatron said "Energon is a processed form of energy, it takes 1000 human barrels of oil to make one energon cube, and we need millions of them. Ask Jihaxus for the whole story."

College of Winterhold
Farengar said "I recommend taking the bodies to the Hall of the Dead in Whiterun, as there is no Hall of the Dead here."

Windhelm
Ulfric saw what was happening outside and began gathering troops for the defense of the city, some of the best soldiers he had were in the city, preparing for an assault that would never come.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Westeros
Starscream go onto the ship and found the recharge station "Ahhhh, that is good energy." the Dragonborn said "Well, when all you've got is bragging rights, you'll do a lot to make sure you keep them. And do you really think I would sit on my ass and do nothing while vampires were trying to create an eternal night?" Wendy said "I'll join you guys, got nothing better to do."

New Alternia
Megatron said "One million. That's a good amount for you, us Cybertronians used to have a population in the trillions and now there are only a few million of my kind left, most of my empire's populace is other races."

Daggerfell
Dipper countered the Doctor's statement "But he never said he went to High Rock, all of his adventures were in Skyrim."

Solitude
The Guard said "What purpose do you have here? Wish to meet the Jarl or her Steward?"

Windhelm
The messenger was let in without question, but the guards stayed alert.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Westeros
Wendy got off of the ship and walked up to the rest of the people who were going to go get supplies. The Dragonborn said "Hmm, what would a good name for me be? I've always told people to call me Stormblade, and I like it, but I need a first name."

Daggerfall
"I believe I can help you with that." a voice said, from around a corner appeared a man in priest attire.

New Alternia
Megatron said "But of course. Now, where to attack next? I hope we get to land troops on the next planet we invade, most of my troops strength comes from ground capabilities."

Windhelm
Ulfric said "That is unfortunate. Should I gather my troops to join the assault."

Solitude
As Fingolfin was being sent to talk to Falk, a guard came in to talk to the steward "Sir, there is a job outside the city, they're led by a priest who's shouting at the top of his lungs, talking about how they're going to bring "Elisif the Deceiver" to justice once and for all."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Westeros
Wendy got off of the ship and walked up to the rest of the people who were going to go get supplies. The Dragonborn said "Hmm, what would a good name for me be? I've always told people to call me Stormblade, and I like it, but I need a first name."


"I don't mind just randomly suggesting things, but do you have anything in mind?" Roderick said, he reached into his pack, which was around his shoulder, and pulled out a bottle of Nord meed, popping off the cork as he leaned back in the chair.

The Dragonborn said "I'm not good at coming up with names, so you can give me some ideas if you want." he also pulled out a bottle on Nord Mead and began to drink it.

Windhelm
Ulfric said "Excellent, we move out in an hour, but it'll be a while before we reach Solitude."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sun May 03, 2015 7:17 pm

Aeternabilis wrote:Westeros- Ship
"If I might interject," said Xacius, "May I suggest you take the name of one of the mythical heroes? I could be comforting to the people of Skyrim that their modern hero is as noble as the ones in the stories."

"So guys, I can't believe we haven't discussed this yet, but what do you all think of our gifts? I think my new whip is pretty cool, and will definitely be helpful in future fights." Aradia said to anyone who wanted to respond.

Westeros- Oldtown
"I don't think we need to actually buy much of anything," Kanaya said as the group walked along. "If we just get basic things, such as a small amount of food or a single warm coat, we can just copy it a hundred times over with the alchemiter instead of spending copious amounts of whatever currency you use on tons of supplies."

New Alternia- Palace
The Condesce projected a holographic map of the galaxy above the meeting table. "Well, let's see. We've got plenty of worlds to choose from. We definitely don't want to give Mr. Supreme an easy target, and I feel like conquering a challenge of a world myself. How about... these two." She pointed at two worlds, and their info appeared in a little text box. "Referred to by the assholes that occupy this galaxy as Saleucami and Sullust. We let Douchelord take the lava shithole with his droids, and we take the jungle shithole with our combined forces. Sound like a plan?"

New Alternia- Dungeon
The subjugglator stood up again; there was now quite a bit of blood splattered around this hallway. The troll still did not falter, however. He looked up a bit and opened his mouth, releasing an excruciatingly loud and terrifying "HONK", and charged at Vader while swinging his clubs so wildly he put several gashes in the walls of the facility.

MSM
The Dragonborn said "That sounds cool. Hmm but who? Ysgramor? Nah, too ridiculous of a name. Talos? Nah, they may think I'm calling myself the second coming of Tiber Septim or something, which I obviously am not. Martin? Reman? Any input, Roderik"

Old Town
Wendy said "Yeah, coats are what we need the most, heavy and warm fur coats."

New Alternia
Megatron said "Brilliant, but we'll need a diversion to keep the Imperial fleet away for a little, maybe you could use some of your slaves as a distraction?" Onslaught sighed and said "Though I condemn slavery in any way, shape, or form, I must agree with Megatron."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Daggerfall
The man said "I'm sorry, where are my manners? I haven't spoken to people in a while. My name is Martin Septim, I was sent here to help you in your quest."

New Alternia
Megatron said "When shall we commence the attack? My ground forces are ready at any moment."

Solitude
Falk said "I think you may know what we need, the people outside the city, if we kill them then that will spark more hatred towards Elisif, but if we don't kill them then the storm the palace and kill us. Any suggestions?"

Old Town
Wendy nodded in agreement "We'll like, definitely need some stuff to make a fire, and food."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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New Alternia
Megatron nodded and stood "Jihaxus, stay here, Onslaught, come with me, and take your team, too." they nodded and the Combaticons followed Megatron, Onslaught got on the Harbinger and Megatron on the Nemesis and they took off. "Shockwave, open a spacebridge to these coordinates." Shockwave did as told and the Decepticon fleet sat in waiting for the Alternians.

Old Town
Wendy looked around "I'll get the food, but first, does anyone have money?"

Daggerfall
Martin said "Well first, I advise you use it to help defeat the archdeacon, as for where the portal is, it's at a fortress called Skuldafn, though the fortress is only accessible by flight."

Solitude
Falk explained it all to him, from Elisif's husband being killed to now "And that's how we got here."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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