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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:57 pm

Hell
The Dragonborn grinned and said "You mean you don't have time for the ship?" he chuckled a bit then paused "Just trying to lighten up the mood here. Now, who wants to help me fix a boat, I've never repaired a ship before so I'll need help." Wendy meanwhile said "Maybe you should go down there now, Revan might be angry, and nobody would like an angry Revan."

Subspace
Bill picked up the gun and let out a creepy cackle "There are a lot of bigger fish in this pond you call the multiverse. Also, why do you want them turned into statues? I don't need to know, but the audience does because not all of them have played Smash Bros."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Hall of Mandos
The doors of the hall swung open as Arkay, god of the cycle of birth and death, walked in and said "Listen Mandos, I know that the heroes of the multiverse are here and I know you sent them to defeat Gravelord Nito, but listen, once they're done with that, I really need them to help."

Whiterun
A guard shouted "It's like these people never run out of troops!" as they continued pouring molten metal on them, but they were running low on it.

Winterhold
The shield withstood the attacks, unbeknownst to Link, behind the entrance to the Collage waited many guards, Atranochs, and Dremora, weapons drawn and ready for the attack.

Hammerfell
Dipper said "I don't think the duplicates will do much here, we have to fight them." he stood up and prepared to use telekinesis, but then the Deathlord shouted "Fus-Ro-Dah!" and threw him backwards at the wall behind him "I wish the Dragonborn were here."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Hammerfell Temple
The Eggs duplicates would only help with numbers, as these were some of the most powerful types of Draugr and a Dragon Priest, so they were easily killing the Eggses "These weakass idiots aren't helping at all." a Draugr charged them, but Dipper tossed him away with telekinesis.

Hall of Mandos
Arkay said "We'll need all the help we can get, Tamriel is in chaos, there's a war in Skyrim, Darkspawn are planning to destroy everything, and Discord has ruined the city of Alinor, and I can sense that there's more to come. We need the heroes to restore order to Tamriel."

Whiterun
Homes went up in flame and screams of panic were heard as people tried to put out fires or escape the fires "Shoot the archers!" the people on the walls complied and aimed at the archers.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:54 pm

Whiterun
the defenders here were more than just mere militia and adventurers, the remaining Companions charged out and cut through the charging Hylean lines.

Hall of Mandos
Arkay thought "Well, there is one person I can think of." he whispered a name to Mandos "You think he'd be a good guide?"

The Pearl
The Dragonborn looked at the passed out Tia "Thanks, Vriska, she was creeping me out." Wendy looked off the crows nest at the gate and the ringwall guarding it and saw a bright red object near it, hard to make out but she could tell what it was "Hey Clay, you were right, I'm pretty sure I can see Screamer waiting for us near the gate!"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Aeternabilis wrote:Hell
When the ship was adequately angled for the cannons, Vriska yelled down to the other trolls, "Alright guys, open fire on the wall! Aradia and Sollux, use your telekinesis to make them go super fast!" The trolls did so, and soon dozens of super-high velocity cannonballs were flying toward the helpless wall. Within a minute, it had collapsed and the debris was removed, making a gap big enough for the Pearl to go through.

Alinor
"Okay, everyone'2 here now. Doctor, let'2 get the hell out of here. Maybe we can find Razikale and force him to give u2 that other 2croll." Blue Sollux said.

Starscream had dove out of the way of the shots and trasformed, flying to the Pearl, but instead of landing he transformed and used jets on his feet to float above the ship, though it did leave two scorch marks in the wood "You almost shot me there." he said in a nagging tone.

Whiterun
The Companions still fought on even as water rushed everywhere and they were being slashed by the Giant's Blade.

Hall of Mandos
Arkay nodded "Yes, he may not be the smartest or strongest, but he is a hero and a natural leader."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:30 pm

Hell
Starscream smirked "I scouted the gates out, and, well.. let's just say we'll have a bit of difficulty getting to the gates." he whipper out two energon swords "But it's nothing I can't handle." the Dragonborn said "Whatever lets you sleep at night."

Whiterun
The few Companions continued to fight, and got a few good hits against Darunia and Impa with their Skyforge steel weapons.

Harbinger
From behind Onslaught, Vortex shouted "Could you tell me the galactic coordinates of your home world? I'd really like to kill- I mean meet you." Onslaught said "Don't listen to Vortex, he's a bit of a sociopath. Anyways, no, expect how do I get this soldier of yours back to your nation?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:20 pm

Osnil wrote:Skyrim
Indy quickly dodged the line of fire as an arrow shot out of the gun. He fired his pistol at the Dark Cannon, which he had no idea what it did, but knew enough that it wouldn't be pretty.
Whiterun
Darunia was slightly wounded and so was Impa. Impa beheaded one, and Darunia ripped the legs off another.
The Batcave
"And I am not a robot," Batman replied, "but I do build some. Anyway, come get in the Batmobile and I'll take you to the Tower."

Whiterun
As the battle raged more people joined the few Companions in battle, and so far their retaliation seemed to be working, the Hyaenas had barely gotten passed the walls, the people weren't giving up that easily.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:15 pm

Osnil wrote:The Batmobile
"Follow me then," Batman called out as he climbed into the driver's seat of the Batmobile and raced off for the tower.
Whiterun
Impa knew that this battle wasn't going to be the victory that the last one was, but she would press onward. Some of her troops were fleeing. She climbed to the top of the barricade and yelled, "For Hyrule!" Her troops turned with a renewed fury on their enemies. The Gorons began to tear apart the Champions as the Battle Cry grew louder.
Skyrim
"I'd love to stay and chat," Indy said, dodging the second blast slightly, cracking his whip at the gun, "but I have other things to do."

Whiterun
Suddenly, a small amount of soldiers attacked the defenders from behind, Clan Battle-Born was leading the Imperial loyalists into battle, it seemed as though the defenders were faltering, then a voice rose, not from the battle, but from within the city, people turned and saw the one beginning to speak was a mere priest, he stood on some rubble and shouted "Stand your ground, proud children of Skyrim! stand proudly against these enemies! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks and Fight! Fight for you country! Fight for the Nine! Fight for Ulfric! For the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!" this priest, who had once been dismissed as a nuisance, was now rallying the people with his booming shouts and passionate rants.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:47 am

Hell
Starscream looked at the horde "Piece of cake." he transformed and rained missiles upon the zombies, Wendy looked at the carnage and said "That is awesome."

Asspoms
Megatron contacted the rest of the fleet "Commanders Onslaught and Jihaxus, we are going to Alternia with a small fleet, leave Blitzwing in charge of this pile of molten metal." 20 of the 500 ships formed up to go to Alternia.

Whiterun
Heimskr dodged the blow and whipped out a sword in one hand and magic in the other "You people are savage barbarians! What reason do you have to attack a peaceful nation like Skyrim?" he thrusted his sword into her side and blaster fire.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:54 pm

Osnil wrote:Whiterun
Impa parried the thrust, then gave Heimskr a push. "We are returning what rightfully belongs to Elisif."
The JLA Tower
Batman led Protoman into the Hall of Justice-the conference room in space. He went to a control center and began typing in commands. "This should take us to your universe," Batman said.

Heimskr stumbled before regaining his footing "That's it? That's your reason to attack? You somehow think that because a king took the throne by force means he's evil and justifies burning down cities and slaughtering innocent people who are only defending their homes? The world doesn't work that way, the title of High King is not even hereditary, it's an elected position, the moment High King Torygg died the throne was up for grabs by any Jarl with the audacity, and there were only two." he continued to blast fire and took a defensive stance.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:20 pm

Mundeo wrote:
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The wardens were all in the theatre, none of them had seen ANYTHING like it. Akoolomonch walked back to the console room and said,"We'll still need an army to get to him, along with an army to beat the blight back once they break into tribes." explaining the events in Dragon Age Awakening

"Everyone's on board. To Hammerfell! Alons-y!". The Tardis rocketed into the air and spun it's way to the Alikr desert. As it flew above the group traversing the vast hot dunes, the Tardis stopped spinning, and landed right next to them. The Doctor opened the doors and motioned inside. "Did you guys get the scroll?"

"Are! gah! you! erg! blind?! Ow! No!" Dipper shouted while begin tossed around by repeated Unrelenting Force shouts as if it were pinball "Oh, my back, I'm too old for this shit." Stanford grand while placing a hand on his back, Mabel said "We really need some help here." the Draugr and Dragon Priest all turned to look at the TARDIS wit glowing blue eyes/mask.

Harbinger
Onslaught said "It seems we may have to babysit him for a while, I will call back when there is information you may need, Onslaught, out." he turned off the communications and said "Well, Mr. Rath, looks like you have to accompany us to Alternia for negotiations." Vortex sighed "Lovely We're fucking murderers not babysitters."

Hell
The Dragonborn sighed "Oh, thank Talos, only Skeletons." and then began fighting them with a sword and fire spell. Starscream continued to rain missiles on foes outside the boat, making sure not to hit the ship.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:34 pm

Hell
The Dragonborn continued to slash at the skeletons and zombies with his sword. Wendy looked down and shouted "I'm joining in on this fight!" she claimed down the mast and joined the Dragonborn and the others on deck in the fight. Starscream continued his bombing runs "I say we should have a contest to see who can kill the most undead, I obviously will get the most, I already have 23 kills and counting,"

Hammerfell Temple
The Dragon Priest protected himself from the Optic blasts and then shouted Bend Will at some of the Grey Wardens, causing a few to turn on their allies. Dipper then psychically picked up a drag and threw him at another. While this happened, the Deathlord Draugr charged at Akoolomonch, using the disarm shout on him.

Asspoms
Megatron smirked as a spacebrige opened, he'd beat them there, his ships merely had to fly through the spacebridge, and they did, and in a few seconds they were above Kamino New Alternia.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Hell
Starscream said "Oh yeah?" and dropped a payload on a small horde "46! I just doubled my kill count! Eat it!" the Dragonborn said "Great, we're counting kills, I don't keep track of kill count, I just kill." he then said "Thanks, Joe."

New Alternia
Megatron looked shocked before responding to the message "Interesting, I was not expecting your ships to travel so fast.Now that everyone is here, I say we begin soon." on the Harbinger Onslaught told Chris "No blowing things up, this is a purely diplomatic mission." Swindle said "I'm gonna sell our allies some valuable technology, too."

Hammerfell Temple
One of the Draugr used unrelenting force on Mulder, the Dragon Priest went at the Doctor and used the Soul Tear shout to try and tear out his soul "I was wondering when you'd show up, Mulder. What took you so long?" Dipper asked as he stumbled to his feet, clutching his stomach in pain.

Whiterun
Heimskr jumped and barely dodged the blade "When you fight for a war god, blood is bound to be spilt. All soldiers are murderers but they don't get punished for killing, because they were only doing what they had to do, same for Ulfric, he did what he saw as necessary to free Skyrim from Imperial rule." he then alternated frost attacks, aiming at Impa's feet.

Hall of Mandos
Arkay nodded "Fine, maybe you can help the Thalmor rebuild after what happened there recently, if I am not mistaken you are a staunch Elven supremacist and the Thalmor share that opinion."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:05 pm

Hell
While the people on the ship kept the undead off, Starscream continued bombing runs and machine gun strafes "98. 110. 130. Ha, I'm on a roll! 143!" he continued shouting out an ever increasing strain of numbers while blowing up and shooting all of the undead.

Hammerfell Temple
The Dragon priest looked at the tiny Sollux through his mask and summoned a lightning storm, then conjured a Seeker to fight, the Seeker then used Knowledge Drain on Sollux, which would slowly drain his health, weaken him and make him stagger.

New Alternia
Megatron grinned "Of course, we will be landing shortly." then the Nemesis, Harbinger, and Thanatos all moved away from the other 17 ships and descended into the planet's atmosphere, each was not only heavily damaged but had important personnel on them who would join in the meeting, on the Harbinger, Onslaught said "There is a war going on, but neither of these factions are the enemy, well, one was an enemy but joined us, and that's why we're here, to sign some paperwork officially adding the so called "Master" to our alliance."

Whiterun
Heimskr stumbled "If that leader is merely a weak puppet to an emperor who himself is a puppet to the damn Thalmor, sometimes killing a leader is necessary to achieve peace."

Subspace
Bill said "First, Imma need a body, eh, I'll steal one while I'm there, just a temprary, though, nothing major. I think I'll also dress appropriately for this job." his colors turned black and purple and he teleported away.

Hall of Mandos
Arkay said "The Altmer have been forced to evacuate Alinor, and most of their leaders are dead, anarchy has spread throughout the Aldmeris Dominion and though i don't like them, I'd rather have Thalmor in charge than anarchy."

Winterhold, not Winterhelm
First there was shouting heard "They've broken the shield! How did they do that so easily?" shouted some woman and another responded "Kepp calm, Brelyna, our defense should hold." after he said that, the Dremora rushed out, grey skinned, horned warriors, one shouted "Burn, putrid mortals!" before they attacked, Atronachs and guards soon followed in the attack.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:25 am

Hell
Starscream transformed and floated in mid-air "No fair." he said "I have to admit, that was pretty awesome, I wish I could do that with my telekinesis spell." Wendy said "Now let's keep going! I want this quest to end as fast as possible!"

New Alternia
Vortex, one of Onslaught's bodyguards, let out a crazy laugh and said "I! I am in favor." then laughed some more "Douchelord Supreme, I like this Empress already, ey Blast Off? How about you?" Blast Off said "She is very uncultured." Vortex just said "You say that about basically everyone we meet." Megatron hadn't said a word but silently nodded in agreement to the motion.

Hammerfell Temple
Dragon Priests weren't known for listening to people, whether it's because he's an undead abomination unable to understand what Sollux was saying or he simply didn't care, it wasn't clear, instead he simply tossed spells at Sollux, fireballs, lightning bolts, and a lot of other deadly things.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:34 pm

Hell
The Dragonborn looked around "I think that's all of them, Dunban. Now, I'm guessing we're all ok? Right?" he looked around "Right, now what?" someone, appeared in the distance in front of the ship, he was wearing black robes and a golden mask and was looking down dramatically. The Dragonborn saw him and said "Oh no, I hope that's not who I think it is."

New Alternia
Onslaught snickered and said "We landed five minutes ago and are about to take a tour of the planet." Swindle chuckled a bit "You seem to have some memory issues." He looked up "Now! After the tour I want to sell you some weapons, how would you like that, Ms. Condesce?" he said this in a polite and gentlemanly way.

Whiterun
A few feet behind where Tory and Impa were talking, Vignar Grey-Mane, along with most of the rest of the Grey-Mane clan, were trying to climb the city walls and escape the city with what they had, Farengar Secret-Fire had already skipped town and was most likely halfway to Winterhold with all of his equipment he could carry, he had never been a fan of conflict.

Pokemon
Bill appeared before Brock having the same effects around them as before and said "Well, well, well! Just the kind of guy I'd like to see! I heard you're lost out here, and I can help you there." he knew that at first Brock wouldn't trust a floating purple and black eye of providence with a top hat, bowtie, limbs, and a cane.

Winterhold
The Dremora spearheaded the attack on the narrow bridge, 5 of them stood at the end of the bridge, stabbing any Hylien who tried to pass.

Alinor
A major Thalmor saw Fingolfin and said "Is that who I think it is?" he walked up to Fingolfin "Who are you? You look like someone I should've heard of."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:03 am

Hell
The Dragonborn looked at the man "That's Miraak, but where he's standing he'll be crushed by the ship." after he said that Miraak looked up at the ship and broke into a sprint, jumped and did a front flipped, he grabbed onto the railing and kicked off, fliiping himself onto the deck "Wow, he's a lot more acrobatic than when we last met." Miraak looked at the heroes and drew a sword and staff he stood there with them in hand, waiting for the heroes to make the first move.

Pokemon
Bill let out his signature cackle and said "Wrong! What I am is something for me to know and you to not! I can tell you'r lost right now, and I can help you find your way, for a price."

Winterhold
The Dremora withstood the attacks and used their own dark magics to counter Lana's lightning, they continued to attack the Hylians, cutting down many of the warriors accompanying Link and Lana

Whiterun
Vigor put up his hands in surrender along with the others and one muttered "Stupid Farengar for stealing all of the ladder, what does a mage need with all of those ladders anyways?"

Alinor
The Thalmor thought "Hmm, you look like a legendary Elven warrior of old, are you one of them?"

New Alternia
Onslaught said "Long story short, we have to babysit him until we can drop him off at whatever backwater empire he came from, Ateria, I think. Or was it Aeteria? or Atria? Aetern maybe? I don't know, I forgot, had more important things on my mind."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:32 am

The Black Pearl
Miraak didn't even bother using his sword or staff, he sheathed the sword and gave Jack a mighty right hook to the face. Then the Dragonborn charged, but Miraak was ready "Zii-los Dii Du!" the Dragonborn froze, he felt an intense pain throughout his whole body, he pulled off his gloves and looked at them "Oh no, ooohh nonononononono." he watched in horror as his skin and muscles began to burn away, causing excruciating pain, he dropped to his knees "Agh! Noooo!" he let out one last scream of pain before collapsing, just a skeleton in armor "Will anyone else step up against me?" Wendy looked in horror and tears began to stream down her face, she held up her sword and charged Miraak, screaming while she did so, Miraak then gave her a devastating punch to the face, blood splattered from the punch, Wendy stumbled back and tripped over Jack, which caused her to fall overboard and land with a loud crack and splatter. "Keep going, I'm only just warming up."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:36 pm

The Black Pearl
Miraak was hit in the shoulder by Vriska's shot, but only flinched, he looked at all of the oncoming attacks and shouted "Tiid-Klo-Ul!" time slowed, he first gave Karkat a monster kick in the balls then punched the others, he then caught the ninja stars and threw them back at the people throwing them, the explosion of the bomb, being slowed down to Miraak, was easy to evade and he ran up to Sollux, as time returned to normal he knocked Sollux to the ground, took his glasses, snapped them in half, and drove each half into Sollux's eyes. He then turned back around at the heroes "Is that the best you've got?" he held out his arms as if to say "come at me, bro" as magic crackled in his open palms.

Winterhold
The Dremora had failed, now the mages and guards had to rely on their own strength, 10 guards and 30 mages, most of them apprentices, were now desperately trying to hold off the attack.

Pokemon
Bill laughed "I don't want money kid, when someone say "for a price" it just means you have to do something for me or give something to me in exchange for my help."

Hammerfell Temple
After a while of fighting the Dragon Priest and the Draugr had fallen, Dipper looked around triumphantly as Stanley grabbed the scroll "Yes! We did it! We- *cough*" he keeled over and coughed up blood, he looked even worse now, paler, weaker, and now blood stained, he stood back up, still coughing, and mustered the strength to speak again "We *cough* have... to keep.. going. Which scrolls have we *bloody cough* not obtained?" Mabel ran over and put and arm around him, helping him stand "Easy there, Dipper, you've been through a lot of pain. You need to rest and get those wounds healed."

Discord's Palace
Two figures snuck over the walls of the palace and snuck up to the front door, Talos and Nocturnal had teamed up to break into Discord's palace and steal some valuable artifacts Talos said "Ok, Nocturnal, this is why you're here, now we just need a way in." Nocturnal said "I can lock pick the door, you sit back and wait." she started to lock pick the door, after a while Talos got impatient and shouted the door open "Got it." Nocturnal rolled her eyes and said "I almost had it, *sigh* let's go in."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:33 pm

Hell
Miraak dodged the falling mast and looked over at Fin "You? Challenge me? Pathetic." he did a backflip and landed in front of the large group of Skeletons "Now, destroy them!" Starscream floated above the horde "Piece of cake." he pulled out his energon swords and landed in the horde, carving the skeletons up with his blades and smashing them with his feet. Wendy was beginning to heal a bit but was still in critical condition at this point.

Temple
Dipper looked at the Doctor "Thanks, is that why you're called the Doctor? Never mind. Wait, we still need to retrieve the Numidium as well as the scrolls. Where is that again?"

Discord's Palace
The two gods silently snuck through the walls "Are you sure we're not gonna get caught?" Nocturnal laughed a little and said "I'm not the goddess of luck and patron of thieves for nothing, Mr Septim." the two bickered a little before reaching the room they had been looking for, the artifact room, they silently took everything in there, not knowing for sure what any of it did, and silently creeped out.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:33 pm

Aeternabilis wrote:Hell
When Nito arrived on the scene, Clay unsheathed his Tla Blade and and looked right into Nito's eyes. A faint Mind symbol appeared in both of their eyes, and then little wisps of white light began flowing from the Gravelord to the Thief of Mind. A few seconds later, the wisps stopped flowing; Clay had siphoned a rather large chunk of Nito's ability to think rationally into himself. The heroes' giant foe would now act mostly on emotion, rather than any plans he might have come up with, and Clay would now be able to think a lot more tactically. Satisfied, he led the others trolls (barring Sollux and Kanaya, as the former had stumbled off of the deck without his vision and the latter was still trying to heal Wendy and now Sollux) into a charge against the skeletons.

Hammerfell Temple
"According to my map the giant robotic thing i2 in the province to the north of here, and we have all of the 2croll2 except the one Razikale 2tole, but he 2hould be ea2ier to incapacitate with the2e new guy2 on our 2ide." Blue Sollux said.

Hammerfell
Dipper said "Ok, we'll go after a short rest, my knees feel like they're going to break." he limped over and sat down, resting his back on a wall. Stanley sat down beside him and the two began to talk.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:51 am

Hell
Miraak saw the Sniper coming at him and fired a blast from his staff at the ground in front of the Sniper, immediately a mass of writhing tentacles was on the ground where he blasted and it grabbed hold of the Sniper's leg. Starscream heard what Durban said and responded arrogantly "Do not worry, with me here, victory is assured." he flew over and landed in front on Nito, the two of them were about the same height, though Screamer was a head taller "Bring it on." he pointed his swords at Nito.

Hammerfell
Dipper took a bit of the food and nibbled on it, he was hungry but didn't seem to have the appetite for food. He silently sat there now, Stanley said "Why do the gods even need these things? And what does this Razikale want with them?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:12 am

Petrokovia wrote:
Mundeo wrote:The Doctor said, "Seems a bit typical, really. Some higher power wants the heroes to collect some mystical items for no discernible reason, and some evil guy wants them too for no discernible reason. And this...". He walked over to the egg. "What's this? Omelettes, anyone?".

"Hmm... Maybe if we read the scrolls, we can figure out why they're so important..." suggested Simon, who had been kind of sitting on the sidelines for a while.

Stanford said "I thought they said that we shouldn't read them, because it would make you blind and/or crazy."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:21 am

Petrokovia wrote:
Mundeo wrote:The Doctor replied, "I remember those gods saying that they are dangerous to read. And the only guy we know that read them before, is the Dragonborn. Why did we go here in the first place? Any of you guys have less quest obsessed afterlifes?"

"I'm not sure if there is an afterlife, but my entire life so far has just been a mess, mostly..."

Stanley said "Yeah, most people aren't sure where they're going when they die, I guess whoever this Dragonborn is, he's lucky he knows for sure where he will spend the rest of eternity when he dies for good."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:39 am

Slenderman The CreepyPasta King wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Hell
The god tiers split off into two separate groups, one to fight Miraak and the skeletons and the other to fight Nito. Vriska and Aradia would go for Miraak, and Karkat, Terezi, and Clay would attempt to take care of Nito. Kanaya had finished up with Wendy as much as she could-she wasn't bleeding out anymore, at least- and was now trying to fix Red Sollux somehow. Vriska threw down the Fluorite Octet and (after stealing a bit of luck from everyone) traded her rifle for a high-tech plasma sword, and was now rushing the First Dragonborn with Sniper. Aradia had hung back a bit in the air, and was hurling skeletons at Miraak to try and distract him from the Heroes. The other three slowly circled Nito with Starscream, keeping their weapons extended and waiting for either of the giants to strike first.

Hammerfell Temple
"The 2croll2 are ba2ically prophecie2 and 2tuff like that," Blue Sollux said, after taking a bite of a suspicious-looking piece of meat. "Mo2tly about great event2 and crap that would affect mo2t of the world."


"sounds like something that blighted witch would like," Akoolomonch thought, thinking about Flemeth. "But what would an archdemon want with a scroll? They're pretty much immortal, only able to be killed by a warden." he asked.

Dipper said "Well, what would nine immortal gods want with them either?" Mabel said "I think they said they needed them to kill the big bad guy everyone is trying to defeat." Dipper said "I think he was Morgoth, but I heard others call him Satan."

Hell
Miraak shouted "Mul-Qah-Diiv!" and activated Dragon aspect then drew his sword and charged Vriska and making many fast and powerful blows, his attacks were greatly increased in power thanks to the dragon aspect.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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