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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:00 pm

Osnil wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Solitude
Elisif nodded "The Dragonborn has done many amazing feats, Impa, most of them with little to no help, and when he would get help, he'd get help from the best."

Hell
The Dragonborn face palmed "Can we go five minutes without some weirdo jumping in out of nowhere and joining this little party?" he then looked at Barbosa "How long have you been running?"

"It seems like forever, doesn't it, Barbossa?" Tia interrupted, "There is no way out for any of you. Unless you can do me a favor." She smiled, then looked at Dragonborn. "You have destiny about you."
Solitude
"I think that the best person to lead the attack would be Link and Lana," Impa replied, "I will ask the Princess if she can spare Link. We'll have to find Lana near the Deku Tree."

The Dragonborn looked at her "You have destiny about you? What does that even mean? That made no sense." Wendy said "Maybe it means you're destined for great things?"
Solitude
Elisif nodded "Yes, go do what you need to do, I'll rally the Imperial loyalists."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:08 pm

Osnil wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:The Dragonborn looked at her "You have destiny about you? What does that even mean? That made no sense." Wendy said "Maybe it means you're destined for great things?"
Solitude
Elisif nodded "Yes, go do what you need to do, I'll rally the Imperial loyalists."

Impa rode out to Hyrule Castle. She would seek out Lana and ask for the aid of Link.
The Pearl
"You are destined for something great," Tia replied, impatiently waiting for Barbossa to notice her there.

The Dragonborn said "As if killing a dragon-god, a vampire lord, and he first Dragonborn wasn't enough, I now have a vague prophecy that I am most likely going to do something that tops all of those things."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:39 pm

Petrokovia wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:"Good point. Unle22 Marceline ha2 2ome 2uper deadly power2 that I haven't 2een yet, you may want to hide her 2omewhere. I'm 2ure the elve2 will be here any 2econd, and they do not give a 2hit about harming children." Blue Sollux said, looking around the clearing town square.

(OOC: Hint hint hint, IRE)

"Yeah..."
Simon took Marcy and hid her in a large basket not too far away, then came back over to Sollux, and put his crown on.
Stay in control... Stay in control...
Simon's beard, hair, and nose grew, and his skin turned a darker shade of blue, but he was still in control for now.
"Okay... I think I'm ready."

Just as he said that, tons of Elven warriors appeared "Surrender and you will not be harmed!" one yelled, the officer said "I'd kill you where you stand if I wasn't bound to my oath as an agent of the Aldmeris Dominion, now turn yourselves in."

Hell
The Dragonborn said "This conversation is getting weird. Release you from you mortal bond?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:54 pm

Aeternabilis wrote:
Discords Equstria wrote:Summer Islands

"Well well well." Said a voice echoing around the area as a portal formed in the air, it was purple, and steps appearing to be made of some sort of purpleish glass. It was a man, in mismatched clothes, grey skin, and a cane in hand, he had a glass of chocolate milk in hand, and a devilish smirk was on his face, the ground shook once he stepped onto the floor, and even moreso as he summoned a throne, which he sat in, he smiled and said. "Oh nobody mind me, just enjoying the lovely chaos on my stop here."

Blue Sollux looked at Discord for a second before saying, "Fuck it, I've 2een weirder 2tuff. Have a nice 2how, Obviou2 Deity." He then went back to lasering/hurling elves around, trying to draw every Thalmor in the city to him and Simon to as to give Finn and Jake enough room to steal the Scroll.

The Thalmor continued to attack them and die trying to kill the attackers "What is happening anymore! I don't understand anything anymore! What is life? What am I even doing in this army?" one of the soldiers yelled before running away screaming while the others pressed their attacks, one pointed at Discord and said "Are my eyes deceiving me or is that Sheogorath up there?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Deep Space
Starscream had been flying through space for many Earth weeks, he had met many people, many races, and seen many nations, definitely a trip to remember. He had been given a new body and weapons, and had left his Null Rays back on the Turnmenstian ship as a parting gift. He flew through space, trying to find his way back to Cybertron when something began pulling him backwards, he tried to resist it but after a bit decided to cut his engines and see what would happen.

Hell
Starscream appeared in mid-air, he tried to restart his engines but failed to in time and crashed. Meanwhile, Wendy heard the crash and looked in the direction of the sound and saw that a fighter jet had crashed into the zombie horde and said "Hey guys! Look at that!" the plane then transformed into a giant robot "Ugh, where the scrap am I?" Starscream then brushed a zombie off of his forearm as if it were a mosquito "Karkat, I think we have another homicidal robot on our team now."

Alinor
The Thalmor did everything in their power to stop the chaos, one torturer yelled "I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!" after a while they decided it would be better to evacuate the city, so the Elves began to leave their capital city in terror.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:37 am

Aeternabilis wrote:Black Pearl
"You stay the h3ll away from me. I'll pacify your 4ss so hard, you don't even know." Karkat replied. "And as for the new giant deathbot, I'm not even surprised anymore. Actually, yes I am. How does a robot get sent to h3ll?!" "Quiet down, Karkat!" Aradia said, then she went to the side of the ship and called down to Starscream. "Hey, large robot! Come up here a minute!"

Starscream saw the ship and sighed "What's this now?" he tried to fly but forgot his engines were off, so instead he ran after the ship and climbed aboard "Ugh.This primitive Earth vessel feels like it's going to snap in half any nano-cycle now. Anyways, where am I?" the Dragonborn looked at Starscream and said "This journey gets weirder every minute, I'm not even going to bother." and he walked below deck.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:10 am

Osnil wrote:
Cybraxia wrote:
The Sniper drew its knife again, and flipped it up in the air a couple times. "It sounds like someone is grumpy." Catching the knife in a reverse grip, its eye blazed red through the visor. "Why don't I put a smile on that face?"

Joe was alerted by the sound of a crashing object. "You guys hear that?"



The text showing through the visor flashed again.

Data Cortex Corrupted!
Immediate action is required.
Proceed?
Y/N
WARNING: AUDIO RESPONSES ONLY!!

"Proceed," Batman replied, as the text flashed across the screen. Hopefully this wouldn't blow anything up.
The Black Pearl
When Jack noticed Starscream on the ship, he asked, "Who invited you on my ship? You're going to make it break in half!" Tia went back to Dragonborn, "That's Jack for you. Cares nothin' for anyone else but him and his ship. I am Tia Dalma, and you are the Dragonborn, correct?"

Starscream looked down at Jack and frowned "I can invite myself onto this terrible excuse for a ship, I'm guessing you're the captain." meanwhile, the Dragonborn was kinda creeped out by Tia knowing his name "Uh, yeah, that's me, Stormblade, the Last Dragonborn, side note, everything you hear about me has a 60% chance of being true."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:06 pm

Osnil wrote:The Black Pearl
"Actually, it's Captain Jack Sparrow," Jack replied, staring at Starscream, "now go bother some other Captain's Ship."

"I've seen what you have done and what you haven't done, Stormblade," Tia replied, "I can see into you mind and heart. I can tell you now that you are going to face your greatest fear here and when we get out of here, if you can convince dem to give me my compensation."
The Batcave
Batman said' "Proceed." This wasn't what he thought it would be. Someone knew what they were doing when they built these.

Starscream said "You think you're so high and mighty for being a mere captain, I am Air Commander Starscream of the Decepticon Space Assault Fleet, I have commanded hundreds of warships, each of them infinitely larger and more powerful than this hunk of garbage. I have conquered hundreds of worlds with my mighty navy!" Meanwhile the Dragonborn was confused "Ok? That doesn't really make any sense. Could you be a little less vague?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:25 pm

Osnil wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Starscream said "You think you're so high and mighty for being a mere captain, I am Air Commander Starscream of the Decepticon Space Assault Fleet, I have commanded hundreds of warships, each of them infinitely larger and more powerful than this hunk of garbage. I have conquered hundreds of worlds with my mighty navy!" Meanwhile the Dragonborn was confused "Ok? That doesn't really make any sense. Could you be a little less vague?"

"My ship is not garbage, you insulting piece of scrap. YOU don't have a magic compass that points at whatever you want," Jack shouted back, "I do. And you are also not Captain Jack Sparrow. My friend, here, can turn you into a pile of dust with one sentence." he looked at Tia Dalma.

"So, freeing me of my bonds should be adequate compensation then?" asked Tia. Jack ducked back, and said, "Never mind, whoever you are. Now just get off my ship!"

Tia turned back to Dragonborn. "You will understand when we come to it, if Jack and Barbossa will free me of my bonds."
Solitude
Impa returned with Link and Lana riding behind on horseback. Walking into the room where Elisif was, Impa said, "These are my champions chosen to lead this battle."

Link bowed silently and Lana smiled and asked, "Is it true that we will be fighting Mages?"

Hell
Starscream looked at Sparrow and said ""insulting piece of scrap"? You better check you privileges, you organic germ, I am a superior lifeform having lived for millions of years, you are nothing under my metal foot you dumb hat wearing drunk." the Dragonborn had went above deck and looked at everything going on, he grabbed his hair and said "That's it, I've had enough. This conversation is ridiculous. You all are ridiculous. Everything that's happened in the last few hours is intensely ridiculous. Almost two months into this shambles of a quest—two months!—and not a day goes by—not an hour—when I don't have to stand back from this endless parade of nonsense and remind myself, by means of several blows to the head, that I am here of my own volition, and not as a result of some—some elaborate trap set by the gods. Why bother looking for Gravelord Nito? Why keep me from Sovngarde? I'm dead—and this is my reward for all of my hard work. You all! This ship! This life! And I can't take it!"

Solitude
Elisif said "I thought we were clear that we were attacking Whiterun first, not Winterhold?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:07 pm

Aeternabilis wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Hell
Starscream looked at Sparrow and said ""insulting piece of scrap"? You better check you privileges, you organic germ, I am a superior lifeform having lived for millions of years, you are nothing under my metal foot you dumb hat wearing drunk." the Dragonborn had went above deck and looked at everything going on, he grabbed his hair and said "That's it, I've had enough. This conversation is ridiculous. You all are ridiculous. Everything that's happened in the last few hours is intensely ridiculous. Almost two months into this shambles of a quest—two months!—and not a day goes by—not an hour—when I don't have to stand back from this endless parade of nonsense and remind myself, by means of several blows to the head, that I am here of my own volition, and not as a result of some—some elaborate trap set by the gods. Why bother looking for Gravelord Nito? Why keep me from Sovngarde? I'm dead—and this is my reward for all of my hard work. You all! This ship! This life! And I can't take it!"

Solitude
Elisif said "I thought we were clear that we were attacking Whiterun first, not Winterhold?"

"I'm gonna have to agree with Stormblade here. I created and then subsequently saved an entire universe. I should be in the dream bubbles, chatting it up with all my dead friends instead of saving another stupid place." Vriska said, suddenly standing next to the Dragonborn. The other trolls who didn't understand what the hell was happening above deck were there, too. "Yeah, I've had enough of this multiversal bullshit. Who the flying fuck decided not to send us to our rightful afterlives? I want to punch them in the face."

The Dragonborn looked at the Trolls "Thanks, glad I'm not the only one here tired of all this bullshit, the only reason I've stayed so far is because I want a new life, and I want new life because something in my gut is telling me that this is not where my story ends, that I'm destined for something more." Wendy had sat down near and looked up at everyone "We have to do this quest! I don't want to stay dead! I have, I mean, I had so much to live for." Starscream looked around "I seemed to have found myself in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Solitude
Elisif said "Fine, your champions can attack Winterhold while we attack Whiterun."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:36 pm

Hell
The Dragonborn was trying when Revan spoke "I'm an idiot for believing I'd go to Sovngarde when I die? That'd I'd go to the paradise I was promised by the gods, where there is no pain, suffering, or war? I'm an idiot for believing I've been screwed out of going to an afterlife that I have a right to enter by birth both as a Nord and a Dragonborn? If that's true, then I must be the biggest idiot in the multiverse. Look at me everyone! The idiot who thought he'd get what he has a birthright to! Look how stupid he is thinking he'd get what he deserves!"

Asspoms
Vortex communicated with the Alternian flagship "Onslaught's talking to some empire from another dimension because one of their soldiers somehow ended up on our fucking ship." Onslaught meanwhile spoke into the communicator "This is Ground Commander Onslaught, and I am not the leader, I am the second in command, now, I'm very interested in your empire, so tell me a bit about it."

Solitude
"As will I, meeting adjourned." Elisif left to gather her troops.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:56 pm

Petrokovia wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Hell
The Dragonborn was trying when Revan spoke "I'm an idiot for believing I'd go to Sovngarde when I die? That'd I'd go to the paradise I was promised by the gods, where there is no pain, suffering, or war? I'm an idiot for believing I've been screwed out of going to an afterlife that I have a right to enter by birth both as a Nord and a Dragonborn? If that's true, then I must be the biggest idiot in the multiverse. Look at me everyone! The idiot who thought he'd get what he has a birthright to! Look how stupid he is thinking he'd get what he deserves!"

"Your rights, even natural born rights, such as right of movement or right to free speech, can be taken away by corrupt governments, corporations, and dictators. It's not right, but it happens. Rather than mope about it, you should do something about it. And right now, that something that we should do is kick some ass. But first, we need to go through the gate." said Tadayoshi.

Before Revan's outburst, the Dragonborn said "Government? This isn't about government, this is about gods telling me that when I die, I'd go to Sovngarde. I'm just tired of all, this going on, and I'll only help so I can get as far away from these guys as humanly possible." Starscream said "You're talking about me, aren't you?" after Revan's punch, the Dragonborn shrunk back on the ground after that blow, blood had flown everywhere and his nose was most likely broken, he laid on the ground, crying, and muttering prayers, Wendy got up and ran over to him and kneeled at his side "Revan! What was that? You could've just talked to him."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:26 pm

Hell
Starscream looked at Revan "I like this guy, he's a no nonsense leader, like Megatron, but Megatron can't do that." he then smiled evily "He seems like a great leader. Now, let's go do whatever you were planning on doing." when he said that the floor finally snapped underneath him and he fell "I knew that would happen." the Dragonborn stood up, wiping away tears "I'm sorry, that was rude of me. I'm not used to leaders beating their subordinates for back talk, and I'm a bit homesick, and I've been stressed and tensed a lot, and this whole nonsense really just made me snap. My mind is like Iron, tough, useful, but will break before it bends." Starscream laughed from the hole in the ship "Lord Megatron beat me on a daily basis and blamed most of his problems on me, you can see how that has affected me and my ego."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:48 pm

Discords Equstria wrote:Hell.

Revan finally dusted off his hands, and with the red glint of the light from his mask, turned to the Pearl. "I want this ship repaired and the guns loaded with whatever you have left. Everyone get your arses in gear. I want two lookouts on the masts watching for anymore roaming hordes, I want the rest of you loading the guns, and sharpening your weapons, and arm yourself with ranged well you can. Get going I want this done within the hour, we are within a days reach of the gates. NOW!" Revan shouted as he leaped back on the ship and crossing his arms, asserting control like he was famous for. Barbossa nodded, allowing the Sith to stand on the upper deck with him, while getting the ship ready to move once more.

Wendy said "I'll take lookout!" and climbed up the closest mast, of course she wouldn't really lookout, she'd use this as an excuse to get some time away from everyone and slack off a little, the Dragonborn put on his helmet and ran off to sharpen his weapon, and Starscream said "I'll lookout too! But I have a better vantage point than your puny masts." he transformed and flew out of the whole he made and flew off, breaking the sound barrier in the process.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:54 pm

Osnil wrote:
Petrokovia wrote:"And I've volunteered to go first to get it over with." said Tadayoshi.

"Den go!" ordered Tia, who turned to face Revan, "Revan, I am the one who knows anything about this place. Have you faced your fear here? You are not fit to be leader. You're kind are barbaric monsters who would be better off being locked in here."

The Dragonborn said "I would've said that, but after that event, I wasn't taking any chances." he then turned to the Trolls "I need more crossbow bolts! I have only one! And could you make the new ones super awesome and deadly?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:09 pm

Aeternabilis wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:The Dragonborn said "I would've said that, but after that event, I wasn't taking any chances." he then turned to the Trolls "I need more crossbow bolts! I have only one! And could you make the new ones super awesome and deadly?"

"I've got the perfect thing for that, gimme the bolt!" He took the Dragonborn's last crossbow bolt, captchalogged it, punched the card, then pulled out a punched card for a miniature tesla coil. He combined the two cards and put them in the alchemiter, and made the very first Teslarrow. He then proceeded to make several hundred more and said, "Here you go, your very own arsenal of Teslarrows. As far as I can tell, they explode in a large electrical blast when they hit something."

The Dragonborn said "Thanks, that sounds awesome, better put them in my inventory. Oh man, my nose feels weird. Anyways, I'm gonna enchant my gear to make it do awesome things." he took the arrows and put them in his inventory, then set up an enchantment table and went to work enchanting his gear.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:36 pm

Aeternabilis wrote:
Osnil wrote:"You would be wise to not insult a voodoo priestess," Tia replied. She then muttered an incantation and said, "You Sith wish to live forever? You have your wish granted. You will be a skeleton by moonlight, and you will eat and still be hungry. You will drink and not be thirsty. And you will slowly become one of the undead under my control. Apologize or that will be your punishment-Dark Lord of the Sith," Tia replied, getting up.
The Batcave
"I'll show you out if you need to," Batman replied, "but I advise you tell me where you come from so I can help."

"Isn't he already dead?" called Karkat from over by the alchemiter.

The Dragonborn said "I know, it makes no sense. I mean seriously, it's like a necromancer trying to raise a living person from the dead."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:56 pm

Aeternabilis wrote:
Petrokovia wrote:"Thanks!" Agent A said, taking the pyroelectic disks. "Petit's original disks were meant to fry electronics or electrocute people like a tazer, so having them blow up and catch the target on fire defeats their original non-lethal purpose, put they should be great for more lethal weapons."

"No problem. Lethal weapons are fun than little stunners anyway. That's why I made this a while ago:" Clay pulled his sword of choice out of his sylladex- the Tla blade- and raised it so everyone could see it. It was three feet of deadly-sharp metal with extremely lethal amounts of electricity arcing down the blade, with a rubber coated hilt. "Who knew combining a tesla coil and a kitchen knife would make this beauty?"

The Dragonborn turned around "Check this little baby out, I got if from the Skyhaven Temple and I rarely leave home without it." he drew a katana looking weapon and held it up, it was about 3-4ft long, with electricity arcing down the blade "This little piece of murder is Dragonbane and it has a special, unreplicatable enchantment that harms dragons a lot."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:41 am

Hell
The Dragonborn saw Fingolfin and said "Oh, b4dass Elven warrior, I say he leads this quest, he seems like a better leader." he then looked at all the crazy weapons and said "You guys really know how to make crazy weapons, and I like that. Can you make my sword shoot fire or lightning and devour souls to power it?"

Whiterun
The soldiers retaliated with their own arrow barrages and defeated the Gorons by dumping molten metal on them, but that would only work for so long.

Winterhold
The entire city had ran to the collage to hide from what they saw as an imminent attack, so there was nobody stopping them at first, but they'd find that the collage itself was protected by a magical shield being kept up by the more powerful mages in the collage, the mages had a lot of defense should the Hyleans breach the gate, Atronachs and Dremora stood alongside the guards, and healers sat in waiting for the carnage, there were even a few necromancers ready to raise fallen warriors.

Subspace
Bill appeared before the Master Hand "Why hello there, Mr. Hand, I hear you want to reclaim what's rightfully yours, and I'd like to help you, for a price that is."

Asspoms
Onslaught nodded "I am apart of the Decepticon Empire base from the metal world of Cybertron, we took power after an eons long civil war, then expanded out and took over the galaxy, being one of the most advanced civilizations here." on the Nemesis, Megatron got the message and said "This is the dawn of a new era."

Hammerfell Temple
The Pines and Itchy had reached the main room, but more Draugr and a Dragon Priest were there, guarding the Scroll, One Draugr stood out with his horned helmet and heavy armor, a Draugr Deathlord, ready to kill the heroes.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:50 am

Aeternabilis wrote:Black Pearl
"Of course I can make something with that stuff. Give it here." Clay said, and he began the process of alchemy. As he did so, he chatted with the Dragonborn. "If we had the right materials I'm sure something like that could be made. Unfortunately neither Kyle nor I really got into the whole magic thing, other than our powers, so we don't have base stuff like that. If you've got souls or something tucked in that inventory of yours, I'm sure something cool could be made." The alchemiter pad had a little flash of light, and Joe & Sniper's new stuff was done. Clay hadn't really payed attention to which original stuff was who's, so he combined what he thought would be cool (which was everything there plus his tesla coil). The result was two metallic combat spears, a couple of feet of lead rod with a blade attached to the end. What wasn't readily apparent, however, is that the spears could shape-shift on command. Their other form was a decked out sniper rifle that fired electrified bullets. "Here you guys go, shape-shifting tools of pure murder."

The Dragonborn pulled out a full black soul gem and said "Well there's this, I still remember the person whose soul I put in here, Mercer Frey, former leader of the Thieves Guild." he handed it to Clay and said "Also, I can't help but wonder why your name is Clay, sounds like a weird name."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:26 am

Aeternabilis wrote:Black Pearl
"Thanks, Dunban. I actually used to be able to do alchemy in my sleep, but then I became a god tier and didn't have dream self to do that anymore. And Dragonborn, I don't know why my name is this, but I think it's English if that helps. My last name is Procyon, if that means anything to you. Now, let's see what I can do with this gem and your sword..." He took Dragonbane and the soul gem, and after a little alchemy he created a version of Dragonbane that recharged its enchantment whenever it killed something and was able to shoot a bolt of lightning from the tip when it was fully charged (but that took away all the charge). He handed the new weapon to the Dragonborn with a devious smile.

The Dragonborn then pulled out his normal sword, kinda looking like a Gladius, a Dwarven sword and said "Now this one, this is my main sword, I only use Dragonbane against dragons, this one's for most other enemies. Oh, and the reason why your name seems weird is because clay is a material that's used to make bricks." Wendy called down "I'd like you to upgrade my sword, too. Should I go down there or just drop it down to you?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:06 am

Aeternabilis wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:The Dragonborn then pulled out his normal sword, kinda looking like a Gladius, a Dwarven sword and said "Now this one, this is my main sword, I only use Dragonbane against dragons, this one's for most other enemies. Oh, and the reason why your name seems weird is because clay is a material that's used to make bricks." Wendy called down "I'd like you to upgrade my sword, too. Should I go down there or just drop it down to you?"

"Who knows how names happen, man. I'll upgrade this sword too. Maybe I'll give this one a nice fire effect. And just wait up there a sec, Wendy!" Clay flew up to the crow's nest, took Wendy's sword, then put both of their swords through the upgrade process. By the end, the Dragonborn's sword has the same effect as the upgraded Dragonbane but with fire instead of electricity and Wendy's sword had been upgraded with the soul gem and a fancy Santa, giving it an freeze ray when fully charged with souls. Clay handed the Dragonborn's new sword to him, then flew up to the crow's nest and said "Bad4ss sword delivery service! Here you go Madame, one shiny and very cold new sword."

Wendy took the sword "Thanks, dude. This look like an awesome weapon." she sheathed it "You think that Starscream guy ditched us to find his own way out? I bet we're gonna find him waiting for us at the gates."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:30 am

Aeternabilis wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Wendy took the sword "Thanks, dude. This look like an awesome weapon." she sheathed it "You think that Starscream guy ditched us to find his own way out? I bet we're gonna find him waiting for us at the gates."

"Oh, definitely. He'll have tried to get out, couldn't, and then when we get there he'll probably act like he's been securing the gate for our arrival the whole time." Clay replied, still floating next to the crow's nest.

Wendy chuckled "Let me guess, you read his mind... processor... whatever it's called? What'd you learn about him?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Aeternabilis wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Wendy chuckled "Let me guess, you read his mind... processor... whatever it's called? What'd you learn about him?"

Clay grinned slyly. "Yep. Always scan the minds of new people, I can learn so much. For Starscream, he is very self-centred. He always acts in his own best interest, and is very ambitious. He's backstabbed his leader hundreds of times; I didn't even have time to read all of them. Unfortunately for him, I've figured him out and won't be fooled by any of his tricks."

"Out of all the robots in the multiverse, we had to get stuck with the psychopathic killer and a backstabbing narcissist. I didn't even know a robot could be a narcissist. I guess we really are in hell."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:18 am

Aeternabilis wrote:
Cybraxia wrote:
The Sniper laughed. "There are a lot of things I can do. Sensitive sensory perception is a built in feature." Looking up at Clay, its eye flared red. "Do you know what I used to do?"

Clay's own eyes flared now, but instead of going red a faint Mind symbol appeared over his irises. He then said, "Oh, yes I do. Your memory is pretty vivid. Probably because you're a robot. Wiley's enforcer, terroriser of The City for 18 years. Pretty brutal one, too."

Wendy said "Man, reading minds seems like a awesome power, no need for interrogating people if you want to find something, you can, like, figure out any secret you need just by reading someones mind."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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