(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

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Alinor
A bunch of hooded figures walked up to Sollux and said "You are trespassing within the realm of the Aldmeri Dominion, put your hands where we can see them and come with us." Meanwhile, two elven guards stood in front of Finn and Jake's path, they both had a sword in one hand and a magic radiating from the other "Human! Beast-folk! In the name of the Thalmor, I command you to stop!" and at the shop the Elven shopkeeper said "I don't see many humans around here, you are in Alinor, the heart of the Aldmeris Dominion, the worst place for your kind to end up."

Bridge of Harbinger
Onslaught thought for a second "Hmm, I'd like to know a little about your home, I'm a bit of a military historian, it's a hobby. I am a military genius, and this isn't just me talking, there's an entire empire with hundreds of worlds that, and almost everyone living in it would say I'm a military genius."

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Alinor
A bunch of hooded figures walked up to Sollux and said "You are trespassing within the realm of the Aldmeri Dominion, put your hands where we can see them and come with us." Meanwhile, two elven guards stood in front of Finn and Jake's path, they both had a sword in one hand and a magic radiating from the other "Human! Beast-folk! In the name of the Thalmor, I command you to stop!" and at the shop the Elven shopkeeper said "I don't see many humans around here, you are in Alinor, the heart of the Aldmeris Dominion, the worst place for your kind to end up."

Bridge of Harbinger
Onslaught thought for a second "Hmm, I'd like to know a little about your home, I'm a bit of a military historian, it's a hobby. I am a military genius, and this isn't just me talking, there's an entire empire with hundreds of worlds that, and almost everyone living in it would say I'm a military genius."

"I'm sorry, but what is Thalmor, and what is Alinor?" Finn asked, apologitacaly. Jake in the mean time said,"While some of out crew look for something called an elder scroll, we want to do some dungeon diving."

One of the guards had an evil look and whispered something to the other who then said "Dungeon diving, you say? Well, we'll just show you into this dungeon so you can "dive" it." they opened the door to the dungeon and took the two of them in, then they both casted Paralyze spells on one of the two explorers. At the center of the city, the nodded figure said "I have never seen that hand gesture before, but by your face I can tell you're disrespecting the Thalmor. Now come with us." two guards came and grabbed Sollux's arms to take him away.

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One of the guards had an evil look and whispered something to the other who then said "Dungeon diving, you say? Well, we'll just show you into this dungeon so you can "dive" it." they opened the door to the dungeon and took the two of them in, then they both casted Paralyze spells on one of the two explorers. At the center of the city, the nodded figure said "I have never seen that hand gesture before, but by your face I can tell you're disrespecting the Thalmor. Now come with us." two guards came and grabbed Sollux's arms to take him away.

"What in glob's name are you doing!" Finn yelled, literally not knowing what was going on other than that he couldn't move at all.

The guard spoke in a flat, uncaring tone "The Elder Scroll is a powerful artifact, not something to be in the hands of a primitive and barbaric race like you two." they then blindfolded Finn and Jake and carried them off.

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One of the guards had an evil look and whispered something to the other who then said "Dungeon diving, you say? Well, we'll just show you into this dungeon so you can "dive" it." they opened the door to the dungeon and took the two of them in, then they both casted Paralyze spells on one of the two explorers. At the center of the city, the nodded figure said "I have never seen that hand gesture before, but by your face I can tell you're disrespecting the Thalmor. Now come with us." two guards came and grabbed Sollux's arms to take him away.

"Are you taking me to a complimentary, hero'2 re2pitblock?" Sollux asked as he was dragged along, the sarcasm literally dripping from his words. "Remember that I like my grub 2auce 2ub-olive and I need both red and blue 2opor 2lime."

"Quiet, two of your friends who showed up with you seem to have been taken in by the looks of it, and we're taking all of you to questioning. You there, blindfold him, he must not know the way into the questioning room." one of the Thalmor put a blindfold on him and they carried him into the dungeon.

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"Quiet, two of your friends who showed up with you seem to have been taken in by the looks of it, and we're taking all of you to questioning. You there, blindfold him, he must not know the way into the questioning room." one of the Thalmor put a blindfold on him and they carried him into the dungeon.

Sollux psychically slipped the blindfold off, and whapped the leader in the face with it. He then said, "You know, you really 2hould check whether or not the pri2oner2 you're taking have any 2trange power2 before you actually take them pri2oner, you massive fucking dumba22." He still stayed limp though, intending to break out of 'questioning' and kill most of these guys later with the element of surprise and copious amounts of eye beams.

The commander grunted "Guards, paralyze this heathen." the guards both used paralyze spells on Sollux, then put the blindfold back on "It seems we should run a few.... experiments o this peculiar test subject." as they now dragged him down some stairs.

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The commander grunted "Guards, paralyze this heathen." the guards both used paralyze spells on Sollux, then put the blindfold back on "It seems we should run a few.... experiments o this peculiar test subject." as they now dragged him down some stairs.

Sollux slipped the blindfold off again, and again whapped the commander in the face. He then put thoughts into their minds: "Telekinesis, 2hithead2. Don't need my body when my mind i2 pretty much all-powerful!" Sollux also began hovering his own body slightly, so he didn't get bruised or anything while being dragged down the stairs.

The Commander then angrily shouted "Somebody take care of him!" and a guard drew an Elven Mace, whacking Sollux in the back of the head and knocking him out.

A few minutes later
The three heroes would wake up in a room, Finn and Jake were in separate cells, their hands strapped to a wall, while Sollux was on an operating table, his arms legs and neck strapped down, with a large metal plate over him, the plate had a lot of metal spikes protruding from the bottom, pointing at him, both Finn and Sollux had both been stripped to their underwear and their clothes were stored nearby. A Thalmor Justiciar saw Sollux awake and said "Don't try to escape, you'll find that your psychic powers are no match to the power of Elven magic, and they have ben dampened." while he looked through a bunch of torture devices.

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The Commander then angrily shouted "Somebody take care of him!" and a guard drew an Elven Mace, whacking Sollux in the back of the head and knocking him out.

A few minutes later
The three heroes would wake up in a room, Finn and Jake were in separate cells, their hands strapped to a wall, while Sollux was on an operating table, his arms legs and neck strapped down, with a large metal plate over him, the plate had a lot of metal spikes protruding from the bottom, pointing at him, both Finn and Sollux had both been stripped to their underwear and their clothes were stored nearby. A Thalmor Justiciar saw Sollux awake and said "Don't try to escape, you'll find that your psychic powers are no match to the power of Elven magic, and they have ben dampened." while he looked through a bunch of torture devices.

"The fvck do you know about dampening my power2? I'll have you know that not even on Alternia wa2 there a way to 2top my incredibly 2exy power2." He stared at the spike-plate for a second, and all the spikes curved back towards the ceiling, rendering the tool useless until they could get to a blacksmith. "2ee? Nothing you can do can 2top my leet 2killz."

The Thalmor grunted and said "Listen here, you.... you..... whatever you are, I expect you to stay still and quiet while I talk to the Nord boy here." he looked over at Finn in a nearby cell "If you comply, then we may just nicely ask you for some answers instead of torturing you." he then opened up a drawer "Good think us Thalmor always keep a spare set of tools." he then took them into Finn's cell and looked at the boy strapped to the wall "Tell me, boy, what are you doing here, so far from home? Who sent you here? Was it Ulfric? Or maybe Titus Mede?" he put a device around Finn's right knee "Tell me and this will go by quickly."

Hammerfell
The Pines decided to enter the temple and began walking through it, not waiting for the others. At first it was smooth but then they confronted their first trap, and Mabel barely saved them from a bunch of poisoned darts, they continued onwards through the dungeon, avoiding the pressure plates on the floor.

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The Thalmor grunted and said "Listen here, you.... you..... whatever you are, I expect you to stay still and quiet while I talk to the Nord boy here." he looked over at Finn in a nearby cell "If you comply, then we may just nicely ask you for some answers instead of torturing you." he then opened up a drawer "Good think us Thalmor always keep a spare set of tools." he then took them into Finn's cell and looked at the boy strapped to the wall "Tell me, boy, what are you doing here, so far from home? Who sent you here? Was it Ulfric? Or maybe Titus Mede?" he put a device around Finn's right knee "Tell me and this will go by quickly."

Hammerfell
The Pines decided to enter the temple and began walking through it, not waiting for the others. At first it was smooth but then they confronted their first trap, and Mabel barely saved them from a bunch of poisoned darts, they continued onwards through the dungeon, avoiding the pressure plates on the floor.

"I don't even know who those people are! All I wanted to do was go adventuring" Finn yelled out as he begun to cry, something he hadn't done for a long time, excluding funerals.

Zalgo

Zalgo laughed at the newcomer, saying,"Go ahead banish me, I escaped once, and that was from a banishment that all the monsters and E.T's put on me, I don't see how your puny banishment could hold me.

The Thalmor hissed "You lie. Now tell me, how do you know what an Elder Scroll is? Who sent you to get it? What do they want with it? I don't like liars, I'm going to pry the truth out of you, even if you have to die for me to get what I want." he twisted the device on Finn's knee, slowly driving teeth like serrated blades into his knee cap from both sides. The Junior Torturer in the room with Sollux said "Um, I don't think you understand, torture is supposed to be uncomfortable, ask that Nord boy in there being tortured right now."

Hammerfell
Dipper said "Um, alright then." they continued walking and came to a room with 10 of casket/sarcophagus looking things adorning the walls, five on each side, as the six(five?) entered the large room the casket things opened up and out came Draugr Overloards, the Draugr advanced on the group and began blasting ice spells at them, when Stanley tried to fire his gun a Draugr used a disarm shout to make it fly out of his hands "Oh crap!"

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"I don't even know who those people are! All I wanted to do was go adventuring" Finn yelled out as he begun to cry, something he hadn't done for a long time, excluding funerals.

Zalgo

Zalgo laughed at the newcomer, saying,"Go ahead banish me, I escaped once, and that was from a banishment that all the monsters and E.T's put on me, I don't see how your puny banishment could hold me.

The Thalmor hissed "You lie. Now tell me, how do you know what an Elder Scroll is? Who sent you to get it? What do they want with it? I don't like liars, I'm going to pry the truth out of you, even if you have to die for me to get what I want." he twisted the device on Finn's knee, slowly driving teeth like serrated blades into his knee cap from both sides. The Junior Torturer in the room with Sollux said "Um, I don't think you understand, torture is supposed to be uncomfortable, ask that Nord boy in there being tortured right now."

Hammerfell
Dipper said "Um, alright then." they continued walking and came to a room with 10 of casket/sarcophagus looking things adorning the walls, five on each side, as the six(five?) entered the large room the casket things opened up and out came Draugr Overloards, the Draugr advanced on the group and began blasting ice spells at them, when Stanley tried to fire his gun a Draugr used a disarm shout to make it fly out of his hands "Oh crap!"

"I don't know what they are! Some gods told us to get them so we can get to the underworld! I truthfully don't know anything else, I don't. I was just following them because they seemed to get into adventures and I like adventuring! Oh glob, oh glob, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!" Finn cried out. Jake snuck under the door to Finn's cell and grew 10 feet, he made a giant fist and hit the Thalmore torturer, after saying and barking,"Don't you guys know not to mess with a dog's best friend? *ruff, ruff, ruff* then proceeded to free Finn.

Before Jake had burst in, the Thalmor tightened the device "You really think I'd believe that?" then he was punched and fell back "You incompetent buffoon excuses for guards, attack this intruder!" three Thalmor soldiers ran in, one shot an Incinerate Spell, one fired a Thunderbolt spell, and the third summoned a Storm Atronach to attack Jake while the torturer took Finn out of the cell to continue the torture somewhere else. The Thalmor Junior Torturer then ran over and assisted the soldiers with healing spells, ironic, isn't it?

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Before Jake had burst in, the Thalmor tightened the device "You really think I'd believe that?" then he was punched and fell back "You incompetent buffoon excuses for guards, attack this intruder!" three Thalmor soldiers ran in, one shot an Incinerate Spell, one fired a Thunderbolt spell, and the third summoned a Storm Atronach to attack Jake while the torturer took Finn out of the cell to continue the torture somewhere else. The Thalmor Junior Torturer then ran over and assisted the soldiers with healing spells, ironic, isn't it?

Jake weaved around the spells by stretching, and wound around some of the elves before squeezing. Then he got shocked by lightning. He shook but once it was done hewas still alive. "Darn, you really are evil aren't you, your torturing a helpless kid who doesn't know anything." At that he de-stretched and ran out of the room, following Finn.

The Soldier got to his feet and yelled "After him!" the other soldier activated a magical alarm, alerting all the soldiers in the prison, the three soldiers, Thalmor Torturer, and Storm Atronach followed Jake down the hall. More soldiers began to run down that hall, one soldier looked at Sollux "You, stay here, we'll talk with you later."

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Jake decided to loose them so he shrank to half the size of an ant once he turned the corner and kept on following Finn,"don't worry Finn, i'll get you out of this."

The Thalmor looked around "Fan out! After him, he has to still be following the Chief Torturer." the Chief Torturer ran into a room, he locked th door with 10 different locks, put a board in front of the door, and then put up a magical barrier. He attached Finn to a torture device in the corner "Where were we? Ah yes, you claimed gods had sent you, either you're lying, or you're stupid."

The Black Peral
The Dragonborn looked at the four of them "I was wondering when you two'd show up. before you ask why I said two instead of four, I was only talking to Kanaya and Aradia, I barely even know you two guys here, so I didn't care at all." he then looked at them "You guys look terrible, what have you been doing, and where did you go in the first place?"

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The Thalmor looked around "Fan out! After him, he has to still be following the Chief Torturer." the Chief Torturer ran into a room, he locked th door with 10 different locks, put a board in front of the door, and then put up a magical barrier. He attached Finn to a torture device in the corner "Where were we? Ah yes, you claimed gods had sent you, either you're lying, or you're stupid."

The Black Peral
The Dragonborn looked at the four of them "I was wondering when you two'd show up. before you ask why I said two instead of four, I was only talking to Kanaya and Aradia, I barely even know you two guys here, so I didn't care at all." he then looked at them "You guys look terrible, what have you been doing, and where did you go in the first place?"

Clay, Kanaya, and Aradia exchanged a nervous look and then Aradia said "We just, um... Had to help Fin here clear out his mansion. We sure got all those imps, but like Kyle said I think he's hurt." The other two reaffirmed her story, and then Clay said "Is there a bed or something on this boat? I didn't know the dead could get headaches but man mine is massive.

The Dragonborn shrugged "I haven't seen below deck, I don't even know how many people are more than two people operating the ship. But I'd a assume that there are beds."

Dungeon
The Draugr used their swords and magic and attacked the Eggs Clones as the Pines watched the fight "I don't think the clones will last very long, most are already injured."

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Black Pearl
Clay went below deck, then immediately came back out. "Okay, so I just solved some mysteries. First off: there is nobody down there, this ship is clearly magical. Secondly: the only beds are hammocks with giant holes and I'm pretty sure deadly deadly parasites stuck to them, so I'm staying right here. Kyle, how's about spreading the health around, huh? Then somebody fill me in on why the h3ll we're on a wooden frigate right now."

Wendy spoke up "We were walking along this path with our guide, then we fought a horde of zombies and Lingqi was bit by them, so Revan beheaded her then she became perfectly fine, Revan explaining that we have, like, and infinite amount o lives here, then we walked and argued a bit, until this ship appears out of nowhere and the people on board tell us to get on as there was an even bigger horde of zombies behind us."

Hammerfell
Dipper said "Let's sneak around the fight." he then crouched and began sneaking around with the other Pines following.

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Wendy spoke up "We were walking along this path with our guide, then we fought a horde of zombies and Lingqi was bit by them, so Revan beheaded her then she became perfectly fine, Revan explaining that we have, like, and infinite amount o lives here, then we walked and argued a bit, until this ship appears out of nowhere and the people on board tell us to get on as there was an even bigger horde of zombies behind us."

Hammerfell
Dipper said "Let's sneak around the fight." he then crouched and began sneaking around with the other Pines following.

Clay nodded and said "That all sounds perfectly logical to me. So are we on the way to fight the h3ll keeper or gatekeeper or whatever he was called? I'm sure we'd all love to be alive again."

Wendy said "Ask the person steering this thing. He never told us where we're going." she pointed up at Sparrow.

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Black Pearl
Clay went below deck, then immediately came back out. "Okay, so I just solved some mysteries. First off: there is nobody down there, this ship is clearly magical. Secondly: the only beds are hammocks with giant holes and I'm pretty sure deadly deadly parasites stuck to them, so I'm staying right here. Kyle, how's about spreading the health around, huh? Then somebody fill me in on why the h3ll we're on a wooden frigate right now."

¨Sure. Who is willing to donate?¨

The Dragonborn said "I've got potions that may help, healing, stamina, cure disease, cure poison, regeneration, that kind of stuff. I could donate that instead of leeching other people's health."

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The Dragonborn said "I've got potions that may help, healing, stamina, cure disease, cure poison, regeneration, that kind of stuff. I could donate that instead of leeching other people's health."

"Ooh, yeah, gimme some of those. Also, now that I think about it we don't have any life energy to transfer among ourselves so it looks like your powers are pretty useless until we're alive again, Kyle." Clay said, and he walked over to the Dragonborn with Aradia and Kanaya not far behind.

The Dragonborn began handing out health and stamina potions "Don't worry about conserving them, if I run out, which is unlikely, I can always make more. I've never had to share these before and rarely use them, so I have a lot." he then paused "Do you hear shouting?"

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The Dragonborn began handing out health and stamina potions "Don't worry about conserving them, if I run out, which is unlikely, I can always make more. I've never had to share these before and rarely use them, so I have a lot." he then paused "Do you hear shouting?"

"Oh, that's good. Headache: gone. Thank you potions." Clay said as he downed a health potion. He looked up and froze, then said "I do here that. What is that?" The other trolls glanced at Karkat, who said "Hey, don't look at me. I haven't said a d4mn thing the whole time I've been on this dumb4ss boat."

The Dragonborn rolled his eyes "Yeah, thank the potion, not the potion-maker, whatever." he then looked around "I'm 90% sure the yell is coming from off of the ship."

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Alinor, Hig Security Interrogation Room
The Thalmor gave a crooked smile "So, your saying a Daedra told you to go down here, is that right? So, Nocturnal, Prince of Thieves sent you here, her followers are getting bold." he held up and Elven Dagger to Finn's throat "Final Question: There were two others in your party, who are they and where are they?"

The Black Peral
The Dragonborn looked at the people who just came aboard "Why are those two dressed so similar, and why does that one sound weird?" Wendy said "I think he's a machine."

Solitude, Skyrim
Elisif said "Spies, the lot of them, I don't want somebody murdering me in my sleep or something like that. Remember, the ends justify the means."

Temple, Hammerfell
The Pines kept sneaking through the temple, occasionally fighting weaker Draugr, there were nearing the Scroll room but first they came upon a door puzzle (Aetern, you know what I mean) "Hmm, this'll be hard, it seems we have to spin the symbols into a certain order to open the door."

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Alinor, Hig Security Interrogation Room
The Thalmor gave a crooked smile "So, your saying a Daedra told you to go down here, is that right? So, Nocturnal, Prince of Thieves sent you here, her followers are getting bold." he held up and Elven Dagger to Finn's throat "Final Question: There were two others in your party, who are they and where are they?"

The Black Peral
The Dragonborn looked at the people who just came aboard "Why are those two dressed so similar, and why does that one sound weird?" Wendy said "I think he's a machine."

Solitude, Skyrim
Elisif said "Spies, the lot of them, I don't want somebody murdering me in my sleep or something like that. Remember, the ends justify the means."

Temple, Hammerfell
The Pines kept sneaking through the temple, occasionally fighting weaker Draugr, there were nearing the Scroll room but first they came upon a door puzzle (Aetern, you know what I mean) "Hmm, this'll be hard, it seems we have to spin the symbols into a certain order to open the door."

"The dog's name is Jake, he's magic, as for the other one, I think his name is Sollux. Where they are, I don't kow, if I knew where Sollux was, I wouldn't tell you, If I knew where Jake was, I defentaly wouldn't tell you as I would never betray my friends." Finn said,"But I have a question for you. Who's Nocturnal? This 'Nocternal' didn't send us here, Sollux has a map and me and Jake were following him because maps usually lead to dungeons and adventures"

The Thalmor said "No, not them, there were two others, a chile and a bearded blue skinned person, who are they and where did they go?" he was frustrated by this point and just wanted some answers.

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Solitude, Skyrim
"Someone worships differently than you and you call it spying?" asked Impa. She was horrified that anyone could do such a thing. She would talk to Zelda about this later.
Hell
Tia Dalma looked around. She was in Hell. Her spell didn't work, and Zalgo wasn't there. Sighting the Black Pearl, she signaled it. If she was in luck, Jack would be in command. And he would want out of hell.
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Batman began dragging Protoman to the Batmobile. Rose and Ash waved as Batman slipped off to the Batcave.

"Now what?" asked Ash.

"I am going to train Pokemon with you," Rose replied, "show me where."

Solitude
Elisif said "I am not punishing people for worshipping Talos, I am only punishing those with loyalties to Ulfric Stormcloack."

Thalmor Prison
The Thalmor let out a sigh "This boy is useless. I'm just going to kill you, but first I'll make you scream." he took the dagger and stabbed it into Finn's side, driving the blade deep into his gut.

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Alinor, Prison
(ignoring Slender's post) The Thalmor said "What? You dare disrespect me?! Even if you kill me and get the boy, you'll never escape this place, the entire city is now on high alert, the moment you leave you'll be killed by hundreds of magic wielding soldiers."

Solitude
"They said the same about Cidhna mines, but all of the prisoners mining silver there escaped and were only defeated when the Dragonborn killed them all."

Harbinger
Onslaught said "You are on the Harbinger, my personal ship, we just finished an amazing battle over that planet there, but unfortunately our allies had to destroy the planet, mostly."

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Alinor, Prison
(ignoring Slender's post) The Thalmor said "What? You dare disrespect me?! Even if you kill me and get the boy, you'll never escape this place, the entire city is now on high alert, the moment you leave you'll be killed by hundreds of magic wielding soldiers."

Solitude
"They said the same about Cidhna mines, but all of the prisoners mining silver there escaped and were only defeated when the Dragonborn killed them all."

Harbinger
Onslaught said "You are on the Harbinger, my personal ship, we just finished an amazing battle over that planet there, but unfortunately our allies had to destroy the planet, mostly."

"Zelda has magic that can keep them inside-with no way out unless someone releases them," Impa insisted, "You have nothing to worry about."

Elisif said "Hmm, I see your point, I shall take your advice."

Harbinger
Onslaught said "I am awaiting orders from Emperor Megatron, and yes, we do have some inter-dmensional communication, if you can patch up with your home nation's communication frequency."

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Elisif said "Hmm, I see your point, I shall take your advice."

Harbinger
Onslaught said "I am awaiting orders from Emperor Megatron, and yes, we do have some inter-dmensional communication, if you can patch up with your home nation's communication frequency."

The prisoners were sent to Hyrule Castle's dungeon. As Impa promised, none were slain by Elisif. Impa returned to Elisif and asked, "Where do we press our next attack?"

"Whiterun, the ancient city is a shadow of its former glory, its mighty stone walls now crumble and are replaced by crude log platforms. That city will be one of the easier ones to that, as well as Winterhold."

Harbinger
Onslaught put the frequency into the computer and then had a minicon give Chris a small communicator "That communicator is made for people who wish to use this ships comm link, but are height impaired."

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"Whiterun, the ancient city is a shadow of its former glory, its mighty stone walls now crumble and are replaced by crude log platforms. That city will be one of the easier ones to that, as well as Winterhold."

"If we surround the city, and have the Gorons break the walls," Impa replied, "we'll win the city." She pointed at a map and places she was talking about.

Elisif nodded "Yes, that could work, but be careful, most Stormcloak soldiers are from the eastern half of Skyrim, and over there young Nords have to kill and ice wraith as a rite of passage, so most of the troops are naturally tough and resilient, but if the Dragonborn gets into this then we're as good as dead, so we'll have to do the fighting quickly."

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Elisif nodded "Yes, that could work, but be careful, most Stormcloak soldiers are from the eastern half of Skyrim, and over there young Nords have to kill and ice wraith as a rite of passage, so most of the troops are naturally tough and resilient, but if the Dragonborn gets into this then we're as good as dead, so we'll have to do the fighting quickly."

"I think that our troops have experience-they fought the undead, a dragon named King Dodongo, and shadow armies," Impa replied, "and Zelda's champion, Link, herself, and myself led them through that-as well as the sorceress Lana among others. Lana is the most powerful sorceress in Hyrule-she was once jealous of Link and split into two people-herself and Cia. Cia died, but Lana is alive. I wonder if she'll help us."
Hell
The Black Pearl kept sailing by. Tia finally just grabbed a passing rope and got on. Eying everyone on board, she said, "It's a merry crew, you have here, Jack Sparrow. And a rude one. It would not be wise to insult me."

Solitude
Elisif nodded "The Dragonborn has done many amazing feats, Impa, most of them with little to no help, and when he would get help, he'd get help from the best."

Hell
The Dragonborn face palmed "Can we go five minutes without some weirdo jumping in out of nowhere and joining this little party?" he then looked at Barbosa "How long have you been running?"