(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

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BS: Oh, alright
He handed it to Itchy "Did he want to talk to me?" Stanford replied "No, he's done talking now. So, Itchy, should we take his advice?"

Itchy looked down at his sunburned arms. "Yes," he replied with absolute certainty.

Dipper said "As I said before, Mabel and I could use our powers to fly everyone there. How about that?"

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Dipper said "As I said before, Mabel and I could use our powers to fly everyone there. How about that?"

"Sure. I'll catch up with you. Or maybe you'll catch up with me," he said before zooming off.

Dipper then sighed, him and Mabel then used their psychic powers, they had discussed it in their heads, they would use their powers to lift each other up, then carry everyone else, and so they picked up the Stans and Mulder and took off.

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Das Tardis

The Doctor was about to exit the Tardis when the newcomer appeared. He was used to this, so he said calmly, "And who are you?"

(James Bond) Time and Relative Dimensions in Space, Elder Scrolls Universe

Bond stood up, having fallen over after stumbling into the TARDIS console. Thankfully, he hadn't hit a lever or anything like that, but he still gave himself a bad bruising. He had begun to sober up now, and was very annoyed by this. "No, no, no... Damn it, I was having the time of my life just now!" he shouted, very annoyed. He began to walk down one of the TARDIS hallways, shouting "Doctor, where do you keep all the damned booze in this place?"

(Fox Mulder) Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

Mulder had been thinking to himself, when he suddenly found himself being flung through the air at an absurd rate of speed. An older man, or perhaps just an unhealthier one would have been given a heart attack. "Geeze! Could you warn me next time you plan on doing that?" he shouted, barely audible over the air rushing past them. In his own universe, they probably would be freezing to death at this height. Regardless, there were an inordinate number of things that were terribly unsafe about flying at this speed, at this height, completely exposed to the wind. If they were any higher, UV rays would have given them radiation poisoning.

Cyrodil
Dipper chuckled, having heard Mulder's thoughts "Don't worry, we're only 130ft off the ground going 40 miles per hour, we're not crazy. Honestly, you need to stop worrying." he then looked at Mulder with a cheesy grin.

Hell
The Dragonborn said "That sounds interesting." while Wendy said "So we can do any suicidal thing we can think of and not get anything but a minor setback? That's, like, awesome!"

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Cyrodil
Dipper chuckled, having heard Mulder's thoughts "Don't worry, we're only 130ft off the ground going 40 miles per hour, we're not crazy. Honestly, you need to stop worrying." he then looked at Mulder with a cheesy grin.

Hell
The Dragonborn said "That sounds interesting." while Wendy said "So we can do any suicidal thing we can think of and not get anything but a minor setback? That's, like, awesome!"

"Yeah, fucking amazing, until you realize that if you somehow get trapped somewhere away from the others, surrounded by enemies who kill you instantly on revival, you get trapped in an endless goddamn cycle of infinite deaths. Yeah, great fucking gift with the worst possible downside." Karkat said in response.

Wendy said "Karkat, you can be such a buzzkill, you know that? Maybe it's because of something that happened in your life, I don't know, but you really need to cheer up and look on the bright side sometimes, unless there is no bright side."

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Hell

With his hands under his cloak, their Sith guide spoke up. "There is a downside. Each death is more painful then the last." Revan said.

Wendy groaned "Why? What idiot decided that?" the Dragonborn said "If I die too many time, I'll probably just fucking leave, I mean, after a while that shit may drive me crazy. So, if my first death involves slowly burning to death, then my second death is an arrow in the face, the second death would be more painful? Doesn't make sense."

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Cyrodil
Dipper chuckled, having heard Mulder's thoughts "Don't worry, we're only 130ft off the ground going 40 miles per hour, we're not crazy. Honestly, you need to stop worrying." he then looked at Mulder with a cheesy grin.

(Fox Mulder) Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

"Still going to be more glad when I'm back on the ground." Mulder told him. "I've got no problem with flying in a plane or a helicopter, but this is by far a different story. Anyway, at great heights, there is far less oxygen. Depriving the brain of a certain amount of oxygen will eventually cause said person to become unconscious. I would really hate plowing into the ground at terminal velocity." Mulder said, explaining his thoughts.

Stanley said "Dude, it's only 130ft, it's not like we're in the stratosphere or anything, and you can't reach terminal velocity at this height, Dipper's right, you're being a bit paranoid." at this moment they had crossed into Hammerfell and were getting closer to their objective.

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Hell
Wendy muttered something, and the Dragonborn groaned "Why does everyone use intimidation? Seriously, it's not scary, it's just annoying, there's only one thing that scares me, bears. Actually, right now if Alduin we're here I'd be scared, because he'd simply devour us as we're just souls and he devours the souls of the dead to gain power. Anyways, yeah, I'm not afraid of intimidation, as I said."

Hammerfell
Stanford said "Mulder, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to stick my foot down your throat. So shut up and stop being so paranoid," they were now 20 miles away from the temple that held the scroll in it.

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Coruscant Asspoms
Megatron was being pulled toward the gravity well but he wasn't helpless, he let out a large Dark Energon shockwave, which began corrupting Myoukou, pillars of dark energon would begin to shoot out of the ship's hull. Meanwhile, Jihaxus was analyzing the battle and wondering how to win, his scans of the Fog Fleet ended and he realized something "Ah ha! I have it, only the ships in the center of the sphere are real ships, the rest are decoys, but how to exploit that." he thought for a second before a voice said over comms "I think I my be of some assistance. If we teleport ships inside the sphere of decoys like what the Master is doing, then we may defeat them. We have the technology dto do that." Jihaxus thought and said "But it's only a prototype, Shockwave, it could tear the ship apart to the atomic level!" Shockwave said "You know as well as I that there's only a 29.472809472872846284638563654945793457% chance of that happening. And at time like these, it is only logical to take a risk or two." Jihaxus sighed "I trained you well, we'll go through with it." Jihaxus pressed a few buttons on the control panel, instantly the 60 original Decepticon ships, barring two destroyed ones, teleported into the sphere of decoys with the Daleks and fired all of their weapons at the ships.

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Hell

Revan deactivated his lightsaber, and spoke. "At least some of you have respect, anyway, follo...." After turning back around, he froze, his eyes wide under his mask, and a dumbfounded expression at what he saw ahead. "....What the???..."

In front of them, about a half a football field away, was a large, black ship, it's sails were patchwork, and the flag on the mast, was black, with a white skull, and crossed swords, the paint in a few places was chipped, and the figurehead in front of the ship was not a mermaid or anything, but a angel. The ship seemed to soar through the red sand of the hellish desert as if it was water, and was sailing rapidly, and mere moments later, the ship would cross paths with the group, running over a shocked Revan, and nearly running over the rest, before freezing a few feet after passing them, a loud voice spoke up from up on the deck. "Hector! I think we hit something!" The other voice, with a heavy Irish accent replied sarcastically. "You don't say?"

The Dragonborn had jumped out of the way and pulled Wendy out of the way with him, he looked up at the ship and retorted "You don't see this everyday, a ship appearing out of nowhere and running over your guide, even though you're on land, and in Hell. And yes, you did hit something, someone more precisely. Now, come down here so I can see you face to face, or face to helmet, or something like that."

Hammerfell
Dipper looked at Mulder "Well that's rude. You really need to not say things like that when the person you're talking about can read minds. If it make you happy, next time I'll give you some warning and make a psychic bubble around you, ok? I think we're almost there."

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Hell

"No time to explain! Come aboard quickly! Shouted one of the voices as a ladder was thrown down from the ship. Revan, who by now, had recovered, climbed up first. Atop the ship was two men, one with dark, braided hair, and a tricorn hat, he stood next to another man, who was a few inches taller. He wore a large feathery hat, and a longcoat. Both men appeared to be armed with swords at their belts, and pistols tucked into their clothes. The darker skinned man looked out behind the ship with a spyglass, and the taller man was at the helm, the one with the braids shouted to his companion. "Get a move on Hector! The......THINGS! Are gaining on us!" As to what "Things" The pirate was referring too, behind the ship, just within line of sight, a massive horde of zombies, hundreds of times bigger then the last one, chased after the ship, in numbers so great the heroes would surely be slaughtered if they did not get away. "STOP YE SHOUTIN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I'M GETTIN HER MOVING AS FAST AS I CAN!" Shouted the other man, turning from the helm for a second to backhand the shorter pirate.

The Dragonborn and Wendy climbed up onto the deck "This doesn't make any sense anymore. What has my life come to? Sitting upon a logic defying ship that's being chased by giant hordes of zombies. Ugh, Sovngarde would've been 100 times better than this."

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The Dragonborn and Wendy climbed up onto the deck "This doesn't make any sense anymore. What has my life come to? Sitting upon a logic defying ship that's being chased by giant hordes of zombies. Ugh, Sovngarde would've been 100 times better than this."

"Yeah, this is fucking absurd." Karkat said as the other trolls landed on the deck. "I don't know what you guys are talking about! We're on a pirate ship being chased by giant zombies! This is clearly the best part of our adventure so far." Vriska replied, extremely excited.

The Dragonborn sat down "No, the best part will be when I get to show you my dragon slaying skills, you guys haven't seen me kill a dragon and tear out its soul, for all you know that could be a bunch of BS." Wendy said "You wanna know what my favorite part of the adventure will be? The part where it ends, especially if it ends with us winning and getting to go back to our homes."

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"Yeah, this is fucking absurd." Karkat said as the other trolls landed on the deck. "I don't know what you guys are talking about! We're on a pirate ship being chased by a giant zombie horde! This is clearly the best part of our adventure so far." Vriska replied, extremely excited.

The Dragonborn sat down "No, the best part will be when I get to show you my dragon slaying skills, you guys haven't seen me kill a dragon and tear out its soul, for all you know that could be a bunch of BS." Wendy said "You wanna know what my favorite part of the adventure will be? The part where it ends, especially if it ends with us winning and getting to go back to our homes."

The ship began to sail with amazing speed just before the undead were able to begin climbing up it, the wind nearly knocked the two men forward, and the one at the helm remarked "Ye be quite the distance from home now lass." He said, with one hand manning the ship, and the other, drawing a pistol from his coat and shooting into the crowd of undead as they sailed away across the flat sand, the other man put the spyglass in his pocket once the horde (which was still following slowly) was far enough away, and pointed a finger at the group. "Eh, who are you lot then?"

The Dragonborn stood and took off his helmet "I am the Dragonborn, but you can call me Stormblade. I come from a distant land called Skyrim. The red-headed teenage girl with me is Wendy Corduroy." Wendy said "Sup." then the Dragonborn said "So, who are you people?"

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The Dragonborn stood and took off his helmet "I am the Dragonborn, but you can call me Stormblade. I come from a distant land called Skyrim. The red-headed teenage girl with me is Wendy Corduroy." Wendy said "Sup." then the Dragonborn said "So, who are you people?"

"Pleased to meet you both! Name's Captain Jack Sparrow!" Said the shorted man as he mockingly bowed with his hat, he then pointed to the other pirate. "And this is...eh, my....Associate, Hector!" He said, earning a anger glance from the other man. "Captain Barbossa at ye service...This be my ship." He said eyeing the other pirate, who responded in a childish voice "Is not!"

The Dragonborn sighed "I thought I could be immature, that was simply stupid." he paused for a second "Aaaaanyways, the great skinned ones are trolls, they can introduce themselves. So, where do you guys come from and how/why are you here?"

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The archdemon dove underground, changed back into his human form, and began reading from the scroll. It did not blind him, or make him crazy, but as he opened it, the page glowed to life and in Thedas, deep in the western approach, where the wardens defeated Dumat all those ages ago, lost all sound. Then, a purple light flared to light and shot into the sky and into the deep roads. The purple light went into a darkspawn and that darkspawn turned into a black-ish red dragon. 5 times bigger than Aludin and twice as big as any archdemon in their dragon form. The Elder Scroll brought back Dumat, the old god of silence. Meanwhile at the warden fort, the Hero of Ferelden, as well as the first warden saw the light. They both said,"What was that?" and sent some wardens to investigate. When they got there, they saw a huge hole in the ground where the old god of silence was killed, and they all knew what that meant. Dumat was back. They all ran back to the warden fort in the western approach and told everyone else there the news. Everyone freaked out.

ATLANTIS

Posiden decided to visit the only city he allowed to survive under water, Atlantis. So he materialized in front of the palace, went in and said,"I demand to see Arthur."

"Who dares to interrupt the King of the Seas?" asked Aquaman, wielding his trident.

Skyrim
Impa went to a city with a weaker defense, with soldiers hidden all around. She went to the leader of the city, and said, "This is what Hyrule says to usurpers who wish to make alliances." With that, dozens of soldiers swarmed the city.

Rorikstead
Rorik, the founder and head of the city he named after himself, at first looked in confusion "Usurper, what do you-" then the attack happened "oh shit!" he ran as the small group of guards began attacking with their bows, the citizens also joined in as did a few adventurers who happened to be in town at the time, while this happened, one man on horseback was sent out to go to Whiterun and tell the Jarl, then to continue to Windhelm and inform the King. The soldiers and people defending the town were yelling things like "Skyrim for the Nords!" and "For the Sons of Skyrim!" as they fought valiantly against the enemy.

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Hammerfell
Dipper looked at Mulder "Well that's rude. You really need to not say things like that when the person you're talking about can read minds. If it make you happy, next time I'll give you some warning and make a psychic bubble around you, ok? I think we're almost there."

(Fox Mulder) Hammerfell, Elder Scrolls Universe

"Look, I didn't say anything. You chose to read my mind, it's not like I asked you to." Mulder remarked, sullenly. He was definitely going to choose different traveling partners next time he had to choose who to go with. "So, tell me about your friends." he proposed, eager to change the subject of discussion. Besides, he thought it wise to be prepared for what their friends were, for instance if one of them was some sort of sentient air conditioner or something.

Dipper said "Well, um, only one of them is our friend, she's a fifteen year old named Wendy, she's an awesome person, and then there's the Dragonborn, according to himself he has the ability to devour the souls of dragons, and he can kill people with shouts, he comes from around here, Skyrim to be exact. Then there are the trolls whose names and personalities elude me, ask Sollux when we meet up, in fact, ask him about everyone else."

Skyrim
The messenger's horse reared over and knocked him off then ran away, the young man stood and shakily fumbled with a steel sword "You-you bastards. Ulfric Stormcloak will hear about this, an you'll regret attacking Skyrim. You hear me? You'll regret this day." back in the city, the people made a desperate attempt to defend the town while the ones who couldn't fight, children, disabled, sick, and inexperienced were trying to escape the town.

Asspoms
Megatron sat in the inky blackness of space, the battle was over, they had won, but Megatron didn't feel like they earned the victory, one of the enemies defected to their side, one disappeared, and the last one retreated, that's not the type of battle Megatron wanted; he wanted to crush his enemies, annihilate them utterly, not drive them away in defeat. After a bit of that he flew into the Nemesis and formed his fleet together to asses the damage, two dreadnoughts and three cruisers had been destroyed, with all of the dreadnoughts damaged and some of the reinforcements also damaged.

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Skryim
Darunia, the Cheif Goron, replied, "We Gorons serve the royal line of Hyrule. We fight you before we let you pass. Darunia strong. Swords weak against Goron."

Meanwhile a Hylian Messenger galloped to Ulfric, "Zelda of Hyrule sends you this message." He handed one of the guards a scroll, then galloped off.

"Do not hurt the children, the women, and the elderly," Impa ordered, as the troops killed off what was left of the town.

Skyrim
The messenger looked terrified at these large beings "I-I'm not a soldier, though. I'm just a farmer trying to get help for my people." at Windhelm, Ulfric was eating when he got the message, he opened it up and read it, looking in surprise. Galmer asked "What is it, sir?" he rolle up the scroll and handed it the Galmer, simply saying "War." Galmer looked at the message. Back at the village, the remaining defenders had dropped their weapons and pleaded mercy, though a few still fought, accepting and welcoming their fates.

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Skyrim
The messenger looked terrified at these large beings "I-I'm not a soldier, though. I'm just a farmer trying to get help for my people." at Windhelm, Ulfric was eating when he got the message, he opened it up and read it, looking in surprise. Galmer asked "What is it, sir?" he rolle up the scroll and handed it the Galmer, simply saying "War." Galmer looked at the message. Back at the village, the remaining defenders had dropped their weapons and pleaded mercy, though a few still fought, accepting and welcoming their fates.

"We are here to return what was stolen from a friend," Impa said, "We are not going to slay any of you. Join us and let Ulfric pay for usurping."

Durunia said, "By my word as a Goron, we will not harm you. We take you back to Impa."
Zalgo
Ash stepped back, realizing that this wasn't just a regular battle. Batman threw a couple explosive Batarangs, then pulled out a remote control and the Batwing flew down firing missiles at Zalgo. Rose lay on the ground in front of Zalgo. She murmured the word, "Doctor." before falling unconsious.

Then a wave of water crashed through the group. Aquaman stood at the forefront. Getting on the ground, he kneeled and said, "Help me, Neptune. Lend your power to help destroy this miscreant."

Skyrim
Galmer rolled up the scroll and held the end of it over a candle, letting the flames engulf the paper and dropping it on the cold stone floor, he looked down at the paper and said in a cold, stern tone "We'll see about that." back in the town the people didn't seem to like the idea, a few agreed but most refused, one said "Ulfric Stormcloak is a hero! He freed us from Imperial rule! We would never betray him!" another said "I'd rather die than kneel to you milk drinking pointy eared ba2tards!" as the messenger was being led back.

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Skyrim
Galmer rolled up the scroll and held the end of it over a candle, letting the flames engulf the paper and dropping it on the cold stone floor, he looked down at the paper and said in a cold, stern tone "We'll see about that." back in the town the people didn't seem to like the idea, a few agreed but most refused, one said "Ulfric Stormcloak is a hero! He freed us from Imperial rule! We would never betray him!" another said "I'd rather die than kneel to you milk drinking pointy eared ba2tards!" as the messenger was being led back.

"There was once a great evil in my land," Impa replied to the people, "his name was Ganondorf. He is the embodiment of evil. He was freed and took over the land many times. He may have gotten rid of the Royal Family, but he paid the price many times. Each time, Zelda was restored to power. And each time, traitors were executed. If we succeed in putting back Elisif, you will all pay the high price."

The second person then shouted "Elisif is a boot licking, spineless Imperial puppet! She'd hand us over to the Empire like we were stray dogs! After years of abuse, the people Skyrim is now free and able to worship whomever they want!"

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The second person then shouted "Elisif is a boot licking, spineless Imperial puppet! She'd hand us over to the Empire like we were stray dogs! After years of abuse, the people Skyrim is now free and able to worship whomever they want!"

"Then I will personally protect you if that happens," Impa replied, "and you can take refuge in Hyrule."

A guard said "Skyrim is our home, we will not leave our home to be destroyed by invaders, I swore an oath to protect Skyrim and her people from harm, so no matter what happens, you bring no harm to these people or this land."

Windhelm
An army was amassing outside the ancient city, and word was being sent across the seven provinces of Skyrim like dragon-fire, war had returned to the lands, and they would be prepared this time. All across Skyrim people prepared, shopkeepers closed down their stores, while blacksmiths worked harder, inns were emptied out as people dropped their mugs and picked up swords, even the wise Graybeards at High Hrothgar locked their doors and began to silently pray, all was ready, now they just had to wait.

Hammerfell
Dipper looked at this in confusion, they landed near the fight and he shouted "Need some help over there?" while Stanley drew his gun.

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A guard said "Skyrim is our home, we will not leave our home to be destroyed by invaders, I swore an oath to protect Skyrim and her people from harm, so no matter what happens, you bring no harm to these people or this land."

Windhelm
An army was amassing outside the ancient city, and word was being sent across the seven provinces of Skyrim like dragon-fire, war had returned to the lands, and they would be prepared this time. All across Skyrim people prepared, shopkeepers closed down their stores, while blacksmiths worked harder, inns were emptied out as people dropped their mugs and picked up swords, even the wise Graybeards at High Hrothgar locked their doors and began to silently pray, all was ready, now they just had to wait.

Hammerfell
Dipper looked at this in confusion, they landed near the fight and he shouted "Need some help over there?" while Stanley drew his gun.

"Yes, please! I really need-OW!" Another Itchy appeared out of nowhere holding a purple egg timer. He broke up the fight. "No need to explain, I know what's going on. Eggs, give Itchy your timer." "No! This egg timer belongs to me and there's a good reason for it." Present Itchy spoke up. "There really isn't. You don't know how to use that responsibly. Now give me the timer."

The Pines simply stared in confusion "Uhm, what's happening right now? Something to do with time travel or something?"

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Hyrule
Elisif nodded and said "It seems the time has come for me to depart and return to Soltiude, but before I go, give this give this to Princess Zelda, I want her to read it." she handed the messenger a book titled The Bear of Markarth and left to Solitude. There she declared herself the rightful sovereign of Skyrim and began to rid Solitude of Stormcloak supporters.

Hammerfell
The Pines just stood there "Ooooookaaaayyyy, moving on, let's get into the temple now." the entrance was built into a sheer rock face, there were two large statues of some person, most likely an ancient leader, it all had an Egyptian vide coming from it. Mabel turned to Mulder and shrugged "I dunno, continue our adventure, I'm guessing. They had to have been where they were for a reason."

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Unknown

Chris opened his eyes and what he saw shocked him, he knew that he was in some sort of munitions room but the munitions where the size of a MAC cannon round. He checked his wrist tacmap and frowned as it showed up an error message and told him that he could not be found. He let out a slight sigh as he tapped the device but it was muffled by his combat gas mask which also acted as his HUD (Heads up Display). He cycled the bot on his M41 Assault Rifle checked to see if it was loaded. He nodded as he saw a fimilar color of brass could be seen in the chamber, then lifted it up and began to check all of his other weapons and ordinance on him moved forward through the room. He had a odd sense that something was watching him as he moved along inside the room and around the munitions.

There were loud footstep and a voice "Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight. Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine. aha! Ten thousand! Hey Brawl, we have ten thousand of these railgun rounds for Bruticus' gun, we don't need any more." a voice shouted "That's still not enough!" the first one said "Alright, alright, I'll buy some more once we return to Cybertron. Now, Time to go check on our missile count, we fired a lot in the battle and it may take a while." Brawl said "I bet it's better than hearing Vortex talk about that planet being destroyed for the fifteenth time."

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Chris stopped as he heard voices within the room, he ran and hit behind a stack of railguns rounds and cautiously moved forward. He noticed two large mechanical beings in front of him, he saw no weapons in them and so he walked forward but weapon at his side just in case something happened..

As he moved forward he began to notice that his pad was buzzing he quickly typed back to the sender

(What are you talking about?)

Swindle turned his gaze and saw Chris, he looked at the soldier and said "Well, look what we have here. Hmm, his uniform doesn't look like any human uniform I've ever seen, same as the weapons." Swindle didn't sound like a soldier and instead sounded more like a salesman. Brawl looked at Chris too, Brawl was larger than Swindle and sounded more like a soldier "A human stowed away on our vessel? We should report this to General Onslaught." Swindle then walked up to Chris "Now, let's take you to the commander of this vessel." and picked up the soldier.

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"Ok I guess that wor-.....Hey!! Watch it!" Said Chris as he was picked up "So who are you?"

He quickly looked down at his pad an typed back as fast as he could but as accurately as he could

Chris: Damn, stupid spell check...well I am Chris. You are probably wondering where I came form, I am form the Aterian Empire, an Empire that spans several planets and moons. Within the Empire I am what you called a Trooper, basic infantry for the Empire's ground forces. But I'm pretty sure that you already knew that...

Swindle put on a smooth smile and said "The name's Swindle, I'm what you could call an intergalactic, nay, inter-dimensional arms dealer, and I work for the vast and powerful Decepticon Empire, my co-worker here is Brawl, the demolitions expert. You could say that I buy the weapons and he shoots them. We're taking you to Ground Commander Onslaught, second in command of the Decepticon Empire."

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"I see..." Started Chris behind his gas mask he frowned, he really didn't like the sound of what Swindle said, both a Inter-dimensional Arms dealer and a soldier of this Decepticon Empire.

"Anyway, my name is Christopher John Rath. I am a Trooper of the Aterian Empire, a rather small Empire that spans a few planets and several moons. Like a said before I am a Trooper the lowly grunt of the Aterian Empire and this" he said holding up his rifle "Is my standard issue Assualt Rifle, the M41"

"Never heard of that empire before, but then again, if I had that would mean it would most likely already have been subjugated, so consider your obscurity a good thing." they entered the bridge and Onslaught turned to look, he was taller than both of them, a good 50ft tall, he looked at them and said "I thought you two were taking stock of weapons? And what's that human in your hand, Swinlde? Did another human somehow end up in your personal pocket dimension?" Swindle set his down "Ask him yourself, we found him in the munitions storage room."