(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Sovngarde
Juliann's started telling Mulder everything about the Aedra while Arkay continued "The things I want you to get are vital to the effort against Morgoth, so listen carefully, we need you to retrieve the Elder Scrolls, don't try to read them, you'll go blind and crazy, once you have them you will bring them to us." Meanwhile, Mabel looked at the food on the tables "Can we eat this?" Stendarr nodded and then Mabel began to devour all of the food on the table, she then looked over at Dipper and noticed something troubling, he was pale, the bags under his eyes were larger, and he looked like he shed a few pounds, Mabel walked up to him and said "Bro, you look bad, you need to rest, I mean, have you seen your reflection?" Dipper said "I haven't seen a mirror in a while, so no, but I'm fine Mabel. I don't need a rest." Mabel shrugged "Suit yourself." and went back to eating. Talos looked at Bond "We're gods, not butlers, if you want something, chances are it's already set out on these tables."

Itchy dug into the food on the table. "Doesn't matter how well you feel. You should still eat. You have even more of a reason this time. This food is delicious!"

Dipper looked down "I-I'm not hungry." he said, more to himself than to them, he then walked and sat down at an empty part of the table.

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Sovngarde
Juliann's started telling Mulder everything about the Aedra while Arkay continued "The things I want you to get are vital to the effort against Morgoth, so listen carefully, we need you to retrieve the Elder Scrolls, don't try to read them, you'll go blind and crazy, once you have them you will bring them to us." Meanwhile, Mabel looked at the food on the tables "Can we eat this?" Stendarr nodded and then Mabel began to devour all of the food on the table, she then looked over at Dipper and noticed something troubling, he was pale, the bags under his eyes were larger, and he looked like he shed a few pounds, Mabel walked up to him and said "Bro, you look bad, you need to rest, I mean, have you seen your reflection?" Dipper said "I haven't seen a mirror in a while, so no, but I'm fine Mabel. I don't need a rest." Mabel shrugged "Suit yourself." and went back to eating. Talos looked at Bond "We're gods, not butlers, if you want something, chances are it's already set out on these tables."

(Fox Mulder, James Bond) Sovngarde, Elder Scrolls Universe

While Mulder was writing furiously, and eating a few items off of the table, Bond sat down. He picked up a vodka martini that was on the table, seemingly there specifically because he was there, and sipped it. Directly next to it was a package of cigarettes, not just any cigarettes, but his specific custom blend. "You... you really are gods, then." he said, awe-inspired. He dug into various exotic foods also seemingly tailored for him. "So, how come no one in our universe prays to you, gods?" asked Mulder, confused that there was no religion based on these deities that were, at the very least, some sort of demigods. Talos seemed to specifically fit that bill.

Akatosh said "Because we did not create your universe, we are only worshipped on Nirn, the planet we created in the mortal realm of Mundus. Where you come from, you worship the creator of the Multiverse, or simply God to you." Arkay said "The Elder Scrolls have the power to look into the past and foresee the future, we shall use them to find out how Morgoth was defeated last time then use the information to defeat him again, the main problem is that there are 10 Elder Scrolls scattered throughout all of Tamriel and even one in Akavir and another on Atmora."

Hell Road
The Dragonborn tried to run off into battle but fell on the floor, he then got up and used a healing spell, cleansing him of the vile drink he made "Note to self, never drink that again." and continued walking with his weapon drawn.

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Akatosh said "Because we did not create your universe, we are only worshipped on Nirn, the planet we created in the mortal realm of Mundus. Where you come from, you worship the creator of the Multiverse, or simply God to you." Arkay said "The Elder Scrolls have the power to look into the past and foresee the future, we shall use them to find out how Morgoth was defeated last time then use the information to defeat him again, the main problem is that there are 10 Elder Scrolls scattered throughout all of Tamriel and even one in Akavir and another on Atmora."

(Fox Mulder, James Bond) Sovngarde, Elder Scrolls Universe

Suddenly, Mulder had an idea. "We should split up then, teams and then just some people alone." he suggested, trying to see who he would want to be on a team with. The Doctor came to mind, but he was being quiet lately. "I'll probably just go with the people who go to the place where all of the liquor in this universe is." Bond told the others, his thoughts drifting back to the now empty martini glass atop the table.

Talos got a chuckle "Then you'll be heading to Skyrim, that one will be one of the easier ones to find as the Dragonborn already fought through a Dwarven city to get it. But then he handed it off to a guy named Urag gro-Shub, an orc mage at the College of Winterhold, and gave two others to a man named Dexion Evicus, so three in Skyrim."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

"Which Elder Scroll is the farthest? Because traveling is my area of expertise."

"I can take the one2 on the other continent2. I can fly pretty fa2t and and I can kick a22 in a fight."

Arkay handed them a map with the places marked "Be careful, it's not that hey are hidden it's that they are in deadly trap filled ruins and dungeons, also, Atmora is entirely frozen over and dangerous to humans." Talos then added a marking "Right there is the Numidium, find that too. Also, an evil demonic creature is also searching for the scrolls, so be careful."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Arkay handed them a map with the places marked "Be careful, it's not that hey are hidden it's that they are in deadly trap filled ruins and dungeons, also, Atmora is entirely frozen over and dangerous to humans." Talos then added a marking "Right there is the Numidium, find that too. Also, an evil demonic creature is also searching for the scrolls, so be careful."

Sollux took a snapshot of the map with his computer glasses, handed it off to the others, then said "I don't mind the cold, thank2 to my cool god pajama2. How do I get back to Tamriel? I wanna get the2e thing2 a2 fa2t a2 po22ible."

Talos said "I shall shout you all there, you will appear in the Imperial City and go from there. Nahl-Dal-Vus!"

Imperial City, Cyrodil.
All of the heroes appeared in a market area of the large city, the capital of the Empire, Dipper looked around, people and guards were staring at the strangely dressed people in confusion.

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Talos said "I shall shout you all there, you will appear in the Imperial City and go from there. Nahl-Dal-Vus!"

Imperial City, Cyrodil.
All of the heroes appeared in a market area of the large city, the capital of the Empire, Dipper looked around, people and guards were staring at the strangely dressed people in confusion.

"I'll meet you guy2 back here once I've gotten the 2croll2 from Atmora and Akavir. Anyone want to come with me to the frozen fucking tundra?" Sollux asked. He then checked the map again; it was going to be quite a long flight to the north, and then to the east. "Ju2t remember that if you can't fly I'll have to carry you, and I don't mean with my hand2."

Stanley said "My family and I will go to... hmm.." he looked at the map "How about Hammerfell, then High Rock. Who's going to Morrowind, oh wait, that's destroyed, then who's going to Black Marsh and, Elsweyr? Weird name." Dipper looked around at the guards staring at the group, they looked Roman to him and were looking at them weirdly. "We should really go. *cough*"

Winterhold
The bartender said "We have various wines, ales, brandies, and meads. So which would you like?" the people in the Inn looked at the strangely dressed man in confusion, wondering where he came from.

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Cyrodil
Dipper turned to Mulder "Come on, let's go to Hammerfell, we'll have to walk." and so the four Pines then left the city and crossed the bridge, then turned to face the west, expecting Mulder to follow. They then began, they started to walk, and walk, and walk "This is gonna take a while."

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Cyrodil
Dipper turned to Mulder "Come on, let's go to Hammerfell, we'll have to walk." and so the four Pines then left the city and crossed the bridge, then turned to face the west, expecting Mulder to follow. They then began, they started to walk, and walk, and walk "This is gonna take a while."

(Fox Mulder) Imperial City, Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

Mulder then saw a sign. "Hey look, there's a waterfront here. That means there must be boats. We could just hire one of those boats to take us to Hammerfell, save us all that walking." he told the Pines. He didn't particularly want to walk right now, and he hoped that they would agree with his suggestion.

Stanford and Stanley dug through their pockets, nothing "Sorry, but we're dead broke, even if we had money, I don't think we have this place's currency. We have to walk." Stanford nodded "Unless we want to steal."

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Mulder was conflicted. On one hand, his moral compass told him that he couldn't steal, and on the other hand... he really didn't want to walk. "What if we did some sort of quest? You know, just earn some money that way? I mean, that's gotta be a main source of profit here, right?"

Stanley said "We're already on a quest, trying to get money would just make this longer and more tedious and difficult, walking is our best bet. Now let's go."

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Stanley said "We're already on a quest, trying to get money would just make this longer and more tedious and difficult, walking is our best bet. Now let's go."

(Fox Mulder) Imperial City, Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

"Fair enough, fair enough." Mulder told them. After a very small amount of walking, Mulder commented, "You know, this is basically like walking from Chicago to Mexico City, just saying." Popping a sunflower seed into his mouth, he continued to walk.

Stanford bluntly said "Yeah, we don't really care, let's just hurry up and get going." Mabel said "Dipper, I don't think this'll be good for your health, you know, walking hundreds of miles to retrieve a powerful artifact." Dipper said "I'm not going to stop, we can't afford to rest, we have friends that need us to rescue them."

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Stanford bluntly said "Yeah, we don't really care, let's just hurry up and get going." Mabel said "Dipper, I don't think this'll be good for your health, you know, walking hundreds of miles to retrieve a powerful artifact." Dipper said "I'm not going to stop, we can't afford to rest, we have friends that need us to rescue them."

(Fox Mulder) Imperial City, Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

Mulder hesitated, thinking things through. He almost told the boy that he would probably die at this rate, but decided against it. "You know what? Fine. I'm just saying, running some guy's errand and getting some money for a boat or a horse is probably a hell of a lot faster than taking a transcontinental walk."

Stanley said "It's not transcontinental, We're in the dead center of Tamriel, Hammerfell borders Cyrodil to the west, it's not that far, only about a hundred miles to the border with Cyrodil, then a 20 mile walk north-west to the place that the Scroll is being held. I have photographic memory, if you're wondering."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Stanley said "It's not transcontinental, We're in the dead center of Tamriel, Hammerfell borders Cyrodil to the west, it's not that far, only about a hundred miles to the border with Cyrodil, then a 20 mile walk north-west to the place that the Scroll is being held. I have photographic memory, if you're wondering."

(Fox Mulder) Imperial City, Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

"Are you seriously going to walk 120 miles? How? If the average walking speed is 3.1 miles per hour, a fact I know offhand... that's going to take us over 38 hours, assuming we walk that distance in one burst of time." Mulder told him, not correcting him on the fact that going to another country is still technically going across a continent. "You know, I just don't see how you could make yourself walk a cross-country trip."

Dipper said "Need I remind you that you travelled across two universes to save your friend Scully?" then Stanley said "I was trapped for thirty years in a post-apocalyptic Earth, most of that time was spent walking and fighting. By the end of it I had explored all 48 contiguous states, so I can manage."

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(Fox Mulder) Imperial City, Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

Mulder froze. "Oh god." he said to himself, shaking. "Scully's still in the TARDIS!" he shouted, just remembering that she had never been dropped off at their universe. "Then that means... Sovngarde..." he began to mumble to himself, formulating thoughts on what must have happened by now. "She has to have woken up, so..." he continued to explain to seemingly no one. "We have to go back."

Stanley said "Don't worry, the Doctor will take care of her, or maybe the gods will." The other Pines nodded in agreement.

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Cybertron
Megatron looked at the battle and grinned with an idea "Get me the Immobilizer." a Vehicon handed him a bazooka looking weapon "Excellent." his murderous grin widened. He walked to a hanger and flew out on top of the Nemesis, he aimed the weapon at the Master's flagship and fired, the ship turned monochrome and stopped, it had been immobilized. Megatron then flew back onto the bridge "Fire the fusion cannon." a large gun came out of the front of the Nemesis, it charged up a purple light and fired a large beam at the Oriental Fleet. Reinforcement ETA, 10 minutes.

Highway through Hell
The Dragonborn drew his sword and charged into the zombies, cutting them up.

Cyrodil
The Pines trudged along, not really caring about what Mulder was saying, if he was even talking, it had been 15 minutes since they started walking and the sun was beating down on them. "I thought all the stars went out." Dipper then said "Maybe these ones remain due to some from of magic preserving them. *cough* My throat hurts."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Cyrodil

As The Doctor appeared in the imperial city, he sighed with relief to see that the gods sent the Tardis too. A large group of people were starting to gather around it, a steady murmer rising from it. He said, "Okay, we're in about the center of the continent. I can take all of anywhere, so let's see where we should go on the map"

(James Bond) Imperial City, Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

Only Bond had stayed in the same location that they had all appeared in. The effects of the whiskey he downed were beginning to become apparent, as he had run straight into an imperial woman, and collapsed. After hearing the Doctor speak, he stood up. "Mmh... Well, I'm... all outta liquor, so if you could take me wherever these fine folks keep their booze... that'd be great..." he mumbled to the Doctor, losing most of his suaveness as he had consumed an entire flask of whiskey, a vodka martini, and a bottle of ale that a beggar gave him just recently. "Unfoooortunately, these people won't tell me where they keep their vodka..." he mused, still stumbling comically.

(Fox Mulder) Cyrodil, Elder Scrolls Universe

Mulder and company had left the Imperial City, and were now well on their way to Hammerfell. "Stars going out? What are you talking about?" Mulder asked, bewildered. He had looked at the night sky plenty of times when in his universe, and as far as he was aware, the stars there were present. "As far as I'm aware, all of the stars in the multiverse didn't just randomly decide to flicker out recently, I saw them every night in my universe."

Stanley said "A few weeks ago, all of the stars everywhere went out, apparently because of Satan from what I've heard. Satan, or Morgoth as the gods called him, is the person everyone set out to stop, and the friends we are going to rescue are the heroes who are supposed to save everyone from Satan's evil."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Corusant
Megatron looked at the Master's ship, determined to tear it apart. He flew out of his ship, shouting in rage, though in space no one could hear him scream, he aimed his fusion cannon at the Master's flagship and fired a devastating shoot into the bridge. Meanwhile, a Spacebridge opened behind the defending fleets, 500 more Decepticon warships flew out to reinforce the first fleet, 1 Trypticon-Class supper carrier, 200 Kaon-Class cruisers, 100 Cybertron-Class frigates, 100 Darkmount-Class destroyers, and 99 various troop transports (will give details later, just throwing out some names) the fleet then began to open fire upon the defenders, creating a vice that was squeezing in on them.

Cyrodil
Dipper said "He's not lying, when we get to the Underworld and save our friends ask them, they can answer all of your questions. I promise. *cough* Man, my throat really hurts."

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Corusant
Megatron was floating in space over the Master's ship when he saw the moons crash into the surface, he put on an evil grin and turned his attention back to the Master's ship, determined to tear it apart. He flew down and began tearing away at the armor. Meanwhile on the Harbinger, vortex was celebrating "Fvck yeah! Wohoo! That's the shyt I'm talking about! Yeah! Everyone say it with me, Ge-no-cide! Ge-no-cide! Ge-no-cide!" as he shouted this he pumped his fists in the air, nobody said it with him "You arsehats are no fun."

Cyrodil
Dipper looked at this message "He wants to help us? Weird." he then turned to Itchy "How do I respond to him? I've never used one of these things before." as the group walked, the air was getting hotter as they slowly approached the Alik'r Desert.

Hell
The Dragonborn nearly had a heart-attack when Revan decapitated Lingqi, mostly from the fact that it was so sudden and out of left field, but then she reformed "*gasping for breath* Ok.... you scared me there, Revan, I thought you were going to betray us or something, but you didn't, which is good." he gripped his sword and said "What's next to kill?"

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Cyrodil
Dipper looked at this message "He wants to help us? Weird." he then turned to Itchy "How do I respond to him? I've never used one of these things before." as the group walked, the air was getting hotter as they slowly approached the Alik'r Desert.

"Just type your response in on the keypad and press ENTER."

Dipper typed a simple message into the Messagelog
BS: Go on.
then said "There, sent a message. So this is basically a computer?"

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Dipper typed a simple message into the Messagelog
BS: Go on.
then said "There, sent a message. So this is basically a computer?"

"Yes. Doc Scratch gave them to us when we joined the Felt."
RB:I'm in a new position, with a bit more power.
RB:But not over you. Only over certain characters which I will not mention.
RB:Which means I can't hurt you.
RB:So I decided to help you. Maybe someday you'll return the favor.
RB:I know everything that's going on now.
RB:So I can tell you what is about to happen.
RB:And what to do.

Dipper typed in
BS: So you know that our friends are dead
BS: and that we're in Tamriel searching for the Elder Scrolls and a robot god
BS: to give to some gods so that we can get sent to the Underworld to save our friends?
BS: And you know I'm not in good health but still pulling myself onward?

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Dipper typed in
BS: So you know that our friends are dead
BS: and that we're in Tamriel searching for the Elder Scrolls and a robot god
BS: to give to some gods so that we can get sent to the Underworld to save our friends?
BS: And you know I'm not in good health but still pulling myself onward?

RB:Yes.
RB:And you should eat something.
RB:Itchy saved some food for the banquet.
RB:In fact, you should rest where you are. It's safe, and the others can protect you.
RB:Plus, it will give me chance to contact other people.
RB:Maybe I can find out a bit more.
RB:Now give this to Mabel, I want to talk to her.

Dipper sighed "Here, Mabel, he wants to talk to you." she took it
BS: What's up, RB?
Stanley looked at the Compuball in Mabel's hands for a second "I'm guessing he wants to talk to everyone here, am I right?"

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Corusant
Megatron was floating in space over the Master's ship when he saw the moons crash into the surface, he put on an evil grin and turned his attention back to the Master's ship, determined to tear it apart. He flew down and began tearing away at the armor.

Myoukou and Nachi meanwhile had the same amount of ships under their command. However, they engaged Megatron who was busy pounding away at the Master's Flagship by first using the same tactics as Ashigara and Haguro. The only difference was that they ensured that the ensuing gravity wells wouldn't affect the Master's Ship.

All three of these groups were in a spherical formation.

Megatron looked up at the Fog Ships, a face filled with hate, he saw a missile teleport near him and grabbed it, then tossed it at the Fog Ships. He then took off and started flying at the Fog Ships, using all his power to overcome the gravity wells, they wouldn't be able to hold him back forever. As this happened, the remaining original con ships all fired upon Myoukou and Nachi's ships.

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Dipper sighed "Here, Mabel, he wants to talk to you." she took it
BS: What's up, RB?
Stanley looked at the Compuball in Mabel's hands for a second "I'm guessing he wants to talk to everyone here, am I right?"

RB:Mabel
RB:I need to tell you something.
RB:It will make things much easier.
RB:Rest during the day
RB:And travel at night
RB:It isn't as hot which means you won't be as tired.
RB:Also
WC:I'm going to block this message, you don't need to hear it.
WC:You don't want to.
RB:Now pass this to Stan.

Mabel looked confused and typed
BS: Why couldn't I hear that? And which Stan? Stanford or Stanley?
She looked at everyone "He says we should rest during the day and go by night as it's not as hot at night time. He was also going to tell me something but it was blocked."

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Mabel looked confused and typed
BS: Why couldn't I hear that? And which Stan? Stanford or Stanley?
She looked at everyone "He says we should rest during the day and go by night as it's not as hot at night time. He was also going to tell me something but it was blocked."

RB:Why wasn't my last message sent?
WC:What message?
RB:The message I just sent.
WC:You mean "Help me I'm trapped here."?
RB:Yes, that one.
WC:It was in your best interest.
RB:Please explain.
WC:If you were to leave without taking me with you, then you would fade from existence as there would be noone to write you.
WC:And you don't seem to have any way of taking me with you.
RB:I don't trust you.
WC:And I don't trust you either. You did kill somebody less than an hour ago.

RB:Stanford.

Mabel looked back up "Grunkle Stan, here, he wants to talk to you now." Stanford took it and said
BS: Ugh, what do you want to say?
Dipper had an idea "Mabel, what if we used our psychic powers to try and fly everyone there like what Sollux was doing?" Mabel said "After a quick break we'll try that."

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Mabel looked back up "Grunkle Stan, here, he wants to talk to you now." Stanford took it and said
BS: Ugh, what do you want to say?
Dipper had an idea "Mabel, what if we used our psychic powers to try and fly everyone there like what Sollux was doing?" Mabel said "After a quick break we'll try that."

RB:I'm pretty sure your entire business is illegal.
RB:That is all for now.

BS: -_- I know that, I've broken the law more time than you could imagine.
BS: I'm guessing you'll wanna talk to my brother now, is that correct?

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BS: -_- I know that, I've broken the law more time than you could imagine.
BS: I'm guessing you'll wanna talk to my brother now, is that correct?

RB:No.
RB:When I said "I'm done for now," I meant I'm done talking for now.
RB:Let me know when you get the scroll.

BS: Oh, alright
He handed it to Itchy "Did he want to talk to me?" Stanford replied "No, he's done talking now. So, Itchy, should we take his advice?"