Land of the Risen wrote:Castle Crashers wrote:
Upon hearing the commotion, Kaiana turned around to see Lazarus returning with Bzonad. "well look who decided to finally show up!" Kaiana said, smiling.
"Oh thank god I finally found you guys, this one's been going crazy." Laz shuddered. "He tried to rip my testicles off." He looked to the ground. "I like my testicles the way they are though."
Kaiana almost burst into laughter. "You know he couldn't actually rip your testicles off, right?"

