[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse II

[Nationstatelandsville]

I forgot MacGyver, but wasn't that more of an eighties thing?

Eh, early-90s late-80s. I remember it was still super-cool that I had a McGuyver lunchbox in the early-90s when I was in grade-school.

Of course, part of that may have been that I grew up in Montana where the national trend of 'coolness' was two or three years behind the average measurement, but hey beggars can't be choosers.

Montana?

Do you need help?

[Astrolinium]

Eh, early-90s late-80s. I remember it was still super-cool that I had a McGuyver lunchbox in the early-90s when I was in grade-school.

Of course, part of that may have been that I grew up in Montana where the national trend of 'coolness' was two or three years behind the average measurement, but hey beggars can't be choosers.

Montana?

Do you need help?

He needs a woman with a wig, is what he needs.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Montana?

Do you need help?

He needs a woman with a wig, is what he needs.

What.

[Astrolinium]

He needs a woman with a wig, is what he needs.

What.

Named Hannah.

Her name is... Hannah.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What.

Named Hannah.

Her name is... Hannah.

Well, on that note, I'm going to sleep.

[The Grey Wolf]

We have a tinpot dictator who's not Kevan?

No, but I do.

Congratulations on being married, Nat.

I forgot MacGyver, but wasn't that more of an eighties thing?

Eh, early-90s late-80s. I remember it was still super-cool that I had a McGuyver lunchbox in the early-90s when I was in grade-school.

Of course, part of that may have been that I grew up in Montana where the national trend of 'coolness' was two or three years behind the average measurement, but hey beggars can't be choosers.

I remember the first time I encountered the internet. One of the things I did was binge watch MacGyver until I fell asleep. It was actually pretty damn fun to watch something that wasn't reruns or DVD's.

[Astrolinium]

Named Hannah.

Her name is... Hannah.

Well, on that note, I'm going to sleep.

Good.

You must obtain it while you can.

For soon you shall reach university and it shall elude you...

[Occupied Deutschland]

Eh, early-90s late-80s. I remember it was still super-cool that I had a McGuyver lunchbox in the early-90s when I was in grade-school.

Of course, part of that may have been that I grew up in Montana where the national trend of 'coolness' was two or three years behind the average measurement, but hey beggars can't be choosers.

Montana?

Do you need help?

Oh yeah.
You have no idea how much help I need. Because it is a LOT.

The whole state is like a Wyoming joke, only justified by being 'Montanan.' I need a buxom blonlde babe available for reference just so I can avoid sheep-boinking references.

As well as those stupid 'Hannah Montana' references. Fucking Billy Ray Cyrus and his offspring, ruining the reputation of mystate for so many years!

He needs a woman with a wig, is what he needs.

We do not speak of the demonic offspring of the man who Ruined Country Music. (Yes, the capitalization is intentional. Billy Ray Currington and his daughter are spawns of Shaytan himself.)

[The Tiger Kingdom]

We do not speak of the demonic offspring of the man who Ruined Country Music. (Yes, the capitalization is intentional. Billy Ray Currington and his daughter are spawns of Shaytan himself.)

garth brooks got there first

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Named Hannah.

Her name is... Hannah.

Well, on that note, I'm going to sleep.

Nat.

[The Grey Wolf]

As well as those stupid 'Hannah Montana' references. Fucking Billy Ray Cyrus and his offspring, ruining the reputation of mystate for so many years!

I thought Billy Ray Cyrus was actually a nice guy.

... I'll go commit seppuku now.

[Occupied Deutschland]

As well as those stupid 'Hannah Montana' references. Fucking Billy Ray Cyrus and his offspring, ruining the reputation of mystate for so many years!

I thought Billy Ray Cyrus was actually a nice guy.

... I'll go commit seppuku now.

He very well might be.

But the sheer ballsery faux=-naming his daughter after my proud and wonderful state represents makes him a persona non grata in my eyes.
"Don't break my heart' is horribly over-sampled by objective measurement anyways, and I refuse to grant his double-X chromose'd reproductive fluid the same leniency I offered him.

[The Grey Wolf]

I thought Billy Ray Cyrus was actually a nice guy.

... I'll go commit seppuku now.

He very well might be.

But the sheer ballsery faux=-naming his daughter after my proud and wonderful state represents makes him a persona non grata in my eyes.
"Don't break my heart' is horribly over-sampled by objective measurement anyways, and I refuse to grant his double-X chromose'd reproductive fluid the same leniency I offered him.

Montana x proud and wonderful state = does not compute.

[Astrolinium]

I thought Billy Ray Cyrus was actually a nice guy.

... I'll go commit seppuku now.

He very well might be.

But the sheer ballsery faux=-naming his daughter after my proud and wonderful state represents makes him a persona non grata in my eyes.

You... you are away that her name is not actually "Hannah Montana", yes? That her name is, in fact, Miley Cyrus?

[Nature-Spirits]

He very well might be.

But the sheer ballsery faux=-naming his daughter after my proud and wonderful state represents makes him a persona non grata in my eyes.

You... you are away that her name is not actually "Hannah Montana", yes? That her name is, in fact, Miley Cyrus?

I kind of feel like her recent slut phase has just been mostly driven by an attempt to escape her horrid Hannah Montana past.

[Occupied Deutschland]

He very well might be.

But the sheer ballsery faux=-naming his daughter after my proud and wonderful state represents makes him a persona non grata in my eyes.
"Don't break my heart' is horribly over-sampled by objective measurement anyways, and I refuse to grant his double-X chromose'd reproductive fluid the same leniency I offered him.

Montana x proud and wonderful state = does not compute.

That's just because you've never sampled one of our numerous and wonderful offerings.

Rocky Mountain Oysters are delicious, for example.

[The Grey Wolf]

You... you are away that her name is not actually "Hannah Montana", yes? That her name is, in fact, Miley Cyrus?

I kind of feel like her recent slut phase has just been mostly driven by an attempt to escape her horrid Hannah Montana past.

I personally feel that Bill should have gone with the West Virginian method of child rearing.

As soon as they're old enough to walk, send them to work in the mines.

[Astrolinium]

You... you are away that her name is not actually "Hannah Montana", yes? That her name is, in fact, Miley Cyrus?

I kind of feel like her recent slut phase has just been mostly driven by an attempt to escape her horrid Hannah Montana past.

Well, yes, and it's been about being her own person and exploring herself as an artist. Which seems to have been good for her -- not only has she made a definite name beyond Hannah Montana, but if one peruses photographs of her over time, she certainly seems happier nowadays than she was in the past.

[Nature-Spirits]

I kind of feel like her recent slut phase has just been mostly driven by an attempt to escape her horrid Hannah Montana past.

I personally feel that Bill should have gone with the West Virginian method of child rearing.

As soon as they're old enough to walk, send them to work in the mines.

Better than the Canadian model of child-rearing; here, we just send our kids out into the cold winter without adequate clothes and hope they come back alive.

[Nature-Spirits]

I kind of feel like her recent slut phase has just been mostly driven by an attempt to escape her horrid Hannah Montana past.

Well, yes, and it's been about being her own person and exploring herself as an artist. Which seems to have been good for her -- not only has she made a definite name beyond Hannah Montana, but if one peruses photographs of her over time, she certainly seems happier nowadays than she was in the past.

True enough.

Do I sense an inner fangirl, though?

[Occupied Deutschland]

He very well might be.

But the sheer ballsery faux=-naming his daughter after my proud and wonderful state represents makes him a persona non grata in my eyes.

You... you are away that her name is not actually "Hannah Montana", yes? That her name is, in fact, Miley Cyrus?

Yes but the damage is already done.
She has already hijacked the name of my home into ratings and popularity-boosting dramatic events without such being condoned by the ACTUAL state of Montana. 'Hannah Montana' is a scourge on talented musical styling.

[Astrolinium]

Well, yes, and it's been about being her own person and exploring herself as an artist. Which seems to have been good for her -- not only has she made a definite name beyond Hannah Montana, but if one peruses photographs of her over time, she certainly seems happier nowadays than she was in the past.

True enough.

Do I sense an inner fangirl, though?

I'm not a huge fan of her music, but I'm a fan of her as a person and I'll fight people who rag on her if I have to. I call it the Sansa Stark Syndrome -- the phenomenon of becoming fiercely attached to a character or celebrity who initially was not prominent in one's life because of having to defend them from people who are wrong.

[Nature-Spirits]

You... you are away that her name is not actually "Hannah Montana", yes? That her name is, in fact, Miley Cyrus?

Yes but the damage is already done.
She has already hijacked the name of my home into ratings and popularity-boosting dramatic events without such being condoned by the ACTUAL state of Montana. 'Hannah Montana' is a scourge on talented musical styling.

Well, when I google "Montana", the first two results are about the state.

After that it's mostly the restaurant, though. No pictures of teenage girls with blonde wigs, yeah?

[Nature-Spirits]

True enough.

Do I sense an inner fangirl, though?

I'm not a huge fan of her music, but I'm a fan of her as a person and I'll fight people who rag on her if I have to. I call it the Sansa Stark Syndrome -- the phenomenon of becoming fiercely attached to a character or celebrity who initially was not prominent in one's life because of having to defend them from people who are wrong.

Ah, I see.

Though Sansa's a naïve little girl who logically should have died a long time ago, tbh. She's only survived so long because people love kicking the puppy.

[Astrolinium]

I'm not a huge fan of her music, but I'm a fan of her as a person and I'll fight people who rag on her if I have to. I call it the Sansa Stark Syndrome -- the phenomenon of becoming fiercely attached to a character or celebrity who initially was not prominent in one's life because of having to defend them from people who are wrong.

Ah, I see.

Though Sansa's a naïve little girl who logically should have died a long time ago, tbh. She's only survived so long because people love kicking the puppy.

I will fight you.

She's an incredibly adaptable character who probably learns how to play the game more quickly than anyone else in the series and who has an inherent sense of what buttons to press, all while managing to not only maintain the sense of justness she learned from her father -- even if it took his death to drive home much of what he embodied in life -- and her fundamental goodness and niceness. Sansa Stark is a fucking gift and while she is also a little girl, she is certainly not an innocent; while she began her journey as naïve, at this point she's a formidable figure in her own right, precisely because she listens and she learns, and precisely because, due to having been thought of as naïve, she has been presented with the opportunities to learn from the best -- opportunities which she seized.