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Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:54 am**

The Central Shadow Nation wrote:We need a reboot viewtopic.php?f=31&t=345358&start=275

*kicks the RP with a boot* Rebooted it boss.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:29 am**

Lavan Tiri wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Is that a reference to It I detect?

Your nose is, as always, correct dear lady.

If it wouldn't be so creepy and possibly weird, I think I'm in partial love with each and every one of you in this thread, simply for keeping so entertained this late at night... or this early in the morning... or however you want to look at it.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:09 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:This was, of course, long after Khan had become a monster.

APJ Abdul Kalam, a former President of India and a national hero, died in late July. He died due to a cardiac arrest after giving a speech at an Indian university about a "Liveable Planet".

Upon receiving the news, I snarked instantly and unthinkingly that he wouldn't need to worry about the liveable planet bit anymore.

My mother immediately said she had given birth to a monster.

She must have robbed a monk for his lunch money in a past life. *nods*

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:52 am**

Kassaran wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:
Your nose is, as always, correct dear lady.

If it wouldn't be so creepy and possibly weird, I think I'm in partial love with each and every one of you in this thread, simply for keeping so entertained this late at night... or this early in the morning... or however you want to look at it.

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:APJ Abdul Kalam, a former President of India and a national hero, died in late July. He died due to a cardiac arrest after giving a speech at an Indian university about a "Liveable Planet".

Upon receiving the news, I snarked instantly and unthinkingly that he wouldn't need to worry about the liveable planet bit anymore.

My mother immediately said she had given birth to a monster.

She must have robbed a monk for his lunch money in a past life. *nods*

Then what did your mom do to deserve you?

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:04 am**

Grenartia wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:
I once paid one of my friends to dress as a clown and stand near a sewer drain near my house, holding a bunch of red balloons. My coulrophobic mother locked all the doors and grounded me for being evil.

I once put a realistic looking rubber snake in my mother's bed.

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:07 am**

Lavan Tiri wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
She must have robbed a monk for his lunch money in a past life. *nods*

Then what did your mom do to deserve you?

Implying I need a reason.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:08 am**

Zeinbrad wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I once put a realistic looking rubber snake in my mother's bed.

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:08 am**

Zeinbrad wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I once put a realistic looking rubber snake in my mother's bed.

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

My sister tried jamming a pen in my ears before setting on jamming it into my cheek.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:09 am**

Nature-Spirits wrote:
Zeinbrad wrote:I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

This goes for me as well, really.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:09 am**

Nature-Spirits wrote:
Zeinbrad wrote:I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

My sister responded with trying to get me to drink her pee.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:12 am**

Nature-Spirits wrote:
Zeinbrad wrote:I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

My sister could always hit me, but I couldn't retaliate, so settled on grabbing her arms to keep her from punching and clawing me.

My arms used to always be bloody, scarred, and scabbed. *le sigh*

Zeinbrad wrote:
Nature-Spirits wrote:I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

My sister responded with trying to get me to drink her pee.

Eww....

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:12 am**

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Zeinbrad wrote:I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

My sister tried jamming a pen in my ears before setting on jamming it into my cheek.

My sister, being two, thinks the best way to get my attention is to yank my leg hair.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:20 am**

I didn't come here at the best time, did I...?

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:20 am**

Sonitusia wrote:I didn't come here at the best time, did I...?

No time is good to come here the first time.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:21 am**

Sonitusia wrote:I didn't come here at the best time, did I...?

Pay no attention to the Seinfeldian rambling in the background.

They're always like this.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:22 am**

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Sonitusia wrote:I didn't come here at the best time, did I...?

Pay no attention to the Seinfeldian rambling in the background.

They're always like this.

Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:26 am**

Sonitusia wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Pay no attention to the Seinfeldian rambling in the background.

They're always like this.
Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun.

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:30 am**

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Sonitusia wrote:Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun.

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

This subforum is the living incarnation of the adage "the inmates have taken over the asylum."

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:31 am**

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Sonitusia wrote:Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun.

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

Which has lead to the straighjackets being made of candy.

The Grey Wolf wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

This subforum is the living incarnation of the adage "the inmates have taken over the asylum."

Arkham Asylum?

Because if so, I'm the Riddler. NatSpi is Catwoman. Khan is the Joker.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:41 am**

Lavan Tiri wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

Which has lead to the straighjackets being made of candy.

The Grey Wolf wrote:
This subforum is the living incarnation of the adage "the inmates have taken over the asylum."

Arkham Asylum?

Because if so, I'm the Riddler. NatSpi is Catwoman. Khan is the Joker.

Meow. :3

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:41 am**

Lavan Tiri wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

Which has lead to the straighjackets being made of candy.

The Grey Wolf wrote:
This subforum is the living incarnation of the adage "the inmates have taken over the asylum."

Arkham Asylum?

Because if so, I'm the Riddler. NatSpi is Catwoman. Khan is the Joker.

Fuck. I'm from the wrong franchise.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:59 am**

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:Which has lead to the straighjackets being made of candy.

Arkham Asylum?

Because if so, I'm the Riddler. NatSpi is Catwoman. Khan is the Joker.

Fuck. I'm from the wrong franchise.

Zark can be the Penguin.

Nat is Harley Quinn.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:01 am**

Lavan Tiri wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Fuck. I'm from the wrong franchise.

Zark can be the Penguin.

Nat is Harley Quinn.

>the penguin
>is a fucking cat

Alright then.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:02 am**

Lavan Tiri wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Fuck. I'm from the wrong franchise.

Zark can be the Penguin.

Nat is Harley Quinn.

Natspi should be Delia, and I her twin sister.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:03 am**

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:Zark can be the Penguin.

Nat is Harley Quinn.

Natspi should be Delia, and I her twin sister.

You can be that skinny blonde girl that hangs around Catwoman

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