[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse II

[Grenartia]

What did you drink?

Bhang lassi.

I'm not into beastiality, sorry.

[Zeinbrad]

I'm mildly intoxicated. AMA.

Do you dream of electric sheep?

[Ularn]

If you were a woman, what would you do if you were turned into a man?

Probably see how wanking is different with different genitals.

Let's be honest; this would be everyone's first answer!

[The Grey Wolf]

I'm mildly intoxicated. AMA.

Would you eat Hitler brand ice cream if it were sold at the local store?

[Alleniana]

Probably see how wanking is different with different genitals.

Let's be honest; this would be everyone's first answer!

Yeah, woman would be *plays with penis*, man would be *boobs... oh vagina*

I'm mildly intoxicated. AMA.

Would you eat Hitler brand ice cream if it were sold at the local store?

You have to specify what flavour

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Let's be honest; this would be everyone's first answer!

Yeah, woman would be *plays with penis*, man would be *boobs... oh vagina*

Would you eat Hitler brand ice cream if it were sold at the local store?

You have to specify what flavour

Orange jews or [somethingsomething jews]

[Alleniana]

Yeah, woman would be *plays with penis*, man would be *boobs... oh vagina*


You have to specify what flavour

Orange jews or [somethingsomething jews]

jewing gum
cherry (bomb?)
bubble (of gas) gum?
zyklon beer/beeswax/blueberry/bubble gum?
ghetto fretto?
asparagas?
'45 gum?
reich's cream?
Hamburger?
Frankfurter?
Auschnitzel?
Dachau chocolate?
Blackshirtberry?
Pomegrenade?
Anaziseed
Apricaught
I bet they'd all be Goebbelled up as a geno-cide dish
I'm out

[Ularn]

Orange jews or [somethingsomething jews]

jewing gum
cherry (bomb?)
bubble (of gas) gum?
zyklon beer/beeswax/blueberry/bubble gum?
ghetto fretto?
asparagas?
'45 gum?
reich's cream?
Hamburger?
Frankfurter?
Auschnitzel?
Dachau chocolate?
Blackshirtberry?
Pomegrenade?
Anaziseed
Apricaught
I bet they'd all be Goebbelled up as a geno-cide dish
I'm out

That was marvellous!

Although for the record I know Pom-Grenade is actually a flavour from a commercial smoothie brand

[Alleniana]

jewing gum
cherry (bomb?)
bubble (of gas) gum?
zyklon beer/beeswax/blueberry/bubble gum?
ghetto fretto?
asparagas?
'45 gum?
reich's cream?
Hamburger?
Frankfurter?
Auschnitzel?
Dachau chocolate?
Blackshirtberry?
Pomegrenade?
Anaziseed
Apricaught
I bet they'd all be Goebbelled up as a geno-cide dish
I'm out

That was marvellous!

*shudders*

Although for the record I know Pom-Grenade is actually a flavour from a commercial smoothie brand

Ah, well

[The Grey Wolf]

What did you drink?

Bhang lassi.

I don't think you have any idea of how dirty what you just said sounds.

[Grenartia]

Bhang lassi.

I don't think you have any idea of how dirty what you just said sounds.

I beat you to the punch, Erica.

Bhang lassi.

I'm not into beastiality, sorry.

[Rupudska]

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

[The Nameless Wayfarer]

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

'Tis the ends times.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

I am crying tears of awestruck joy.

[Constaniana]

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

Good lord.

[Altito Asmoro]

Bhang lassi.

I don't think you have any idea of how dirty what you just said sounds.

Really? It sounds perfectly clean and there's no way it will be sounds dirty.

[The Templar High Council]

I don't think you have any idea of how dirty what you just said sounds.

Really? It sounds perfectly clean and there's no way it will be sounds dirty.

Bang Lassie.

Have sex with a young girl/famous dog.

That's what I got, at least.

[Alleniana]

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

'Tis the ends times.

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

I am crying tears of awestruck joy.

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

Good lord.

Somewhere between these three.

[The Blaatschapen]

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

I approve.

[Lavan Tiri]

Allow me to present: The most Mexican thing in existence

I approve.

IT'S A MOD; KILL IT!

[Alleniana]

The Issue

With the same old dilemmas confronting Alleniana time and time again, people are demanding to know why there aren't more genuinely new issues.

The Debate

"Well, that's because they're all twaddle," says [violet] matter-of-factly while twirling a lighter in her hands. "I'm sick and tired of reading that garbage. I've decided to scrap the player-submitted system -- but don't tell anyone that. The endless waves of hate mail would overwhelm the server."

Accept

"The aim of this site is to promote my novel, not the writing talents of literary wannabes," scoffs Max Barry while sipping an iced-Margarita on a yacht in the South Pacific. "I've ordered the mods to only approve mediocre issues to ensure that no one discovers there are better writers out there than me."

Accept

"I've been combing through the queue, carefully examining each draft and determining its potential," sighs Sedgistan who is sitting next to an orderly stack of drafts stamped 'no way in hell'. "I'm confronted with thousands upon thousands of issues. I have to manage multiple editors and somehow still place in the Mod Olympics. Do you have any idea how much stress that puts on me? That's why it takes so long. Stop breathing down my neck. If you want to be useful, go help out the newbies in Got Issues."

Accept

"Huh? What's that?" says Sanctaria absentmindedly, looking up from an intimidating series of flow charts. "More issues? Well, it's your lucky day! I'm working on my next great chain. It will dwarf my last one in size and complexity. Forget everything you know about issues, every rule you think we can't break, because this chain is going to break them all."

Accept

"I couldn't agree with this more!" yelps Comrade Lenyo, his arms full of drafts. "We've received over 6,000 submissions! If we just got rid of the delete button, that'd be over 6,000 more issues. Who doesn't want that? Why are we still wasting time talking about this? Why are you reading this instead of submitting more drafts for us to add? EVERY. SECOND. COUNTS!"

Accept

The deafening Voice of Mod booms down from the heavens, "You will receive new issues when you receive new issues. Your questioning is undermining the authority of the mods. I've deleted enough nations to know flaming when I read it. You have been warned."

Accept

Anyone got it before?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

The Issue

With the same old dilemmas confronting Alleniana time and time again, people are demanding to know why there aren't more genuinely new issues.

The Debate

"Well, that's because they're all twaddle," says [violet] matter-of-factly while twirling a lighter in her hands. "I'm sick and tired of reading that garbage. I've decided to scrap the player-submitted system -- but don't tell anyone that. The endless waves of hate mail would overwhelm the server."

Accept

"The aim of this site is to promote my novel, not the writing talents of literary wannabes," scoffs Max Barry while sipping an iced-Margarita on a yacht in the South Pacific. "I've ordered the mods to only approve mediocre issues to ensure that no one discovers there are better writers out there than me."

Accept

"I've been combing through the queue, carefully examining each draft and determining its potential," sighs Sedgistan who is sitting next to an orderly stack of drafts stamped 'no way in hell'. "I'm confronted with thousands upon thousands of issues. I have to manage multiple editors and somehow still place in the Mod Olympics. Do you have any idea how much stress that puts on me? That's why it takes so long. Stop breathing down my neck. If you want to be useful, go help out the newbies in Got Issues."

Accept

"Huh? What's that?" says Sanctaria absentmindedly, looking up from an intimidating series of flow charts. "More issues? Well, it's your lucky day! I'm working on my next great chain. It will dwarf my last one in size and complexity. Forget everything you know about issues, every rule you think we can't break, because this chain is going to break them all."

Accept

"I couldn't agree with this more!" yelps Comrade Lenyo, his arms full of drafts. "We've received over 6,000 submissions! If we just got rid of the delete button, that'd be over 6,000 more issues. Who doesn't want that? Why are we still wasting time talking about this? Why are you reading this instead of submitting more drafts for us to add? EVERY. SECOND. COUNTS!"

Accept

The deafening Voice of Mod booms down from the heavens, "You will receive new issues when you receive new issues. Your questioning is undermining the authority of the mods. I've deleted enough nations to know flaming when I read it. You have been warned."

Accept

Anyone got it before?

Never got it but shit, that is fantastic.

[Alleniana]

Clicked Sanctaria's option in the hope of triggering a longass chain, will keep you updated for science.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

There's no chain, though.

[Altito Asmoro]

The Issue

With the same old dilemmas confronting Alleniana time and time again, people are demanding to know why there aren't more genuinely new issues.

The Debate

"Well, that's because they're all twaddle," says [violet] matter-of-factly while twirling a lighter in her hands. "I'm sick and tired of reading that garbage. I've decided to scrap the player-submitted system -- but don't tell anyone that. The endless waves of hate mail would overwhelm the server."

Accept

"The aim of this site is to promote my novel, not the writing talents of literary wannabes," scoffs Max Barry while sipping an iced-Margarita on a yacht in the South Pacific. "I've ordered the mods to only approve mediocre issues to ensure that no one discovers there are better writers out there than me."

Accept

"I've been combing through the queue, carefully examining each draft and determining its potential," sighs Sedgistan who is sitting next to an orderly stack of drafts stamped 'no way in hell'. "I'm confronted with thousands upon thousands of issues. I have to manage multiple editors and somehow still place in the Mod Olympics. Do you have any idea how much stress that puts on me? That's why it takes so long. Stop breathing down my neck. If you want to be useful, go help out the newbies in Got Issues."

Accept

"Huh? What's that?" says Sanctaria absentmindedly, looking up from an intimidating series of flow charts. "More issues? Well, it's your lucky day! I'm working on my next great chain. It will dwarf my last one in size and complexity. Forget everything you know about issues, every rule you think we can't break, because this chain is going to break them all."

Accept

"I couldn't agree with this more!" yelps Comrade Lenyo, his arms full of drafts. "We've received over 6,000 submissions! If we just got rid of the delete button, that'd be over 6,000 more issues. Who doesn't want that? Why are we still wasting time talking about this? Why are you reading this instead of submitting more drafts for us to add? EVERY. SECOND. COUNTS!"

Accept

The deafening Voice of Mod booms down from the heavens, "You will receive new issues when you receive new issues. Your questioning is undermining the authority of the mods. I've deleted enough nations to know flaming when I read it. You have been warned."

Accept

Anyone got it before?

I got it once.

I think I choose the one where you delete the delete button to swarm the NS with issues. With Comrade Lenyo and the waves of attacking issues, I'd hope we can convert NS into socialism. But alas...