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Pimps Inc
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Postby Pimps Inc » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:56 pm

Arana wrote:
Pimps Inc wrote:They could barely take on the Natie Americans.
The fact that you think America was anything but a stain on Earth before WW1, makes me lol.

If America was a stain, then Mexico was just a scuff mark. And you say they had trouble with the Native Americans, yet, shall we look at a map and see who controls the entire west?

Yea, be proud of having massacred so many children and families.
Fucking God bless America for that.
We might we a scuff mark, but were a scuff mark that had generals the US feared in the 20th century and wen copied tactics off of.
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2024: The Long Peace - United Mexican States


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United States of White America wrote:Although Nietzsche was a god-fearing atheist and his quote is positive, I believe it is negative. I think God has died because of our corrupt, open society, where there is no objective sense of right and wrong. Instead, I propose to resurrect God and avenge him.


No way.

When we meet aliens from outer space, we'll yell:

We poison our air and water to weed out the weak!
We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere!
We nailed our god to a stick!
Don't fuck with the human race!

Kanye West 2024

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Arana
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Postby Arana » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:59 pm

Pimps Inc wrote:
Arana wrote:If America was a stain, then Mexico was just a scuff mark. And you say they had trouble with the Native Americans, yet, shall we look at a map and see who controls the entire west?

Yea, be proud of having massacred so many children and families.
Fucking God bless America for that.
We might we a scuff mark, but were a scuff mark that had generals the US feared in the 20th century and wen copied tactics off of.

I'm sorry, did I say I was proud of that? Did I start praising America for genocide? I don't believe I did... although that hardly changes the fact that, if they aren't there anymore, clearly the US was stronger than they were.
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Arana wrote:Fuck you and your raps,
And all your stupid rhyming.
Haiku master race.

*Drops mic*
Seventeen year old probably straight Christian socialist from New England.

"Aran is basically a very pissed-off Chihuahua combined with a bisexual Billy Graham, minus the bisexuality." -Lavan Tiri

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Pimps Inc
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Postby Pimps Inc » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:01 pm

Arana wrote:
Pimps Inc wrote:Yea, be proud of having massacred so many children and families.
Fucking God bless America for that.
We might we a scuff mark, but were a scuff mark that had generals the US feared in the 20th century and wen copied tactics off of.

I'm sorry, did I say I was proud of that? Did I start praising America for genocide? I don't believe I did... although that hardly changes the fact that, if they aren't there anymore, clearly the US was stronger than they were.

Yea, it's like bragging about beating a blind man at chess.
The Native Americana didn't have the weapons.
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2024: The Long Peace - United Mexican States


Risottia wrote:
United States of White America wrote:Although Nietzsche was a god-fearing atheist and his quote is positive, I believe it is negative. I think God has died because of our corrupt, open society, where there is no objective sense of right and wrong. Instead, I propose to resurrect God and avenge him.


No way.

When we meet aliens from outer space, we'll yell:

We poison our air and water to weed out the weak!
We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere!
We nailed our god to a stick!
Don't fuck with the human race!

Kanye West 2024

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Arana
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Postby Arana » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:03 pm

Pimps Inc wrote:
Arana wrote:I'm sorry, did I say I was proud of that? Did I start praising America for genocide? I don't believe I did... although that hardly changes the fact that, if they aren't there anymore, clearly the US was stronger than they were.

Yea, it's like bragging about beating a blind man at chess.
The Native Americana didn't have the weapons.

Yeah, they certainly didn't have knives, bows and arrows, tomahawks, horses, muskets, or rifles, or anything like that...

Face it dude. Mexico wasn't remotely as strong as you seem to think it was.
Prophet of Lavanthulhu -- A Proud Portal Nationalist -- Bet on Bernie 2016

Arana wrote:Fuck you and your raps,
And all your stupid rhyming.
Haiku master race.

*Drops mic*
Seventeen year old probably straight Christian socialist from New England.

"Aran is basically a very pissed-off Chihuahua combined with a bisexual Billy Graham, minus the bisexuality." -Lavan Tiri

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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:32 am

Zenoch wrote:
Name of Nation: Prussia
Population: 24 million
Population [Empire Total Estimate] (If you have an Empire): 24 million
Military Branches: Army, Navy
Country and Territories (Preferably a map): http://www.anselm.edu/academic/history/ ... 201860.gif
Head of State: William I
Head of Government: Karl Anton
Government Style: Monarchy
Primary Weapon (Rifle): M. 1858 Jäger Rifle
Secondary Weapon (Pistol or Knife): No official secondary weapon
Standard Artillery: usually 12 pounders
Most powerful Naval Vessels: Arcona-Class Frigates
History (Optional): Same as RL Prussia
RP Sample: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic ... p=19173595
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Accepted (sorry I did not see it :blush: )
"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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New Abrahammia
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Postby New Abrahammia » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:37 am

So what random event have you chosen, Mr. or Ms. OP?
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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:41 am

Arana wrote:
Pimps Inc wrote:In real life, he invaded me, he lost.
I'd like to avoid it but whatever works.
Though, I think I could pay Britain back, depending on how much I owe.

First off, Britain is more powerful than France. Second, as I've already said, they didn't lose. They won, and held Mexico for three years. Britain doesn't need to hold Mexico for three years. They just need time to take all your stuff and burn everything.

Also, if you invade America, you will need to borrow money. From Britain and France. Who you owe money to. And who support the US.


Actually, Britain was only more powerful at sea, France was more powerful on land. In the Crimea, the British troops were poorly-lead, ill-equipped and ill-trained, it was the French who did most of the work (eg capturing the last fort at Sevastopol)
"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:41 am

New Abrahammia wrote:So what random event have you chosen, Mr. or Ms. OP?


you will find out tonight
"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:44 am

The Greater Gambia wrote:Actually, can I switch to a European nation? It's dawned on me that I can't really do anything as the Wolof. I have shamed my ancestors!


Sure, we need Sweden, Portugal, one of the three Italian states.

Also, Russia will open up tonight
"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:16 am

Tyben wrote:Oh man if I can ally France I will be set, the 3rd and 2nd most powerful navies in the world will be so strong.


I can train your armies as well
"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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New Jordslag
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Postby New Jordslag » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:39 am

Tyben wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:What is that in Pounds?

600,000 pounds back then or 16 million pounds currently.

New Jordslag wrote:This will be interesting. Hello, neighbor!


You made me lol when I saw that you put "well-disciplined army" in one of your posts regarding your countries military after it having just ceding from the Ottoman Empire, a Great Power.

How do you think I successfully won the War of Independence against you?

Sure didn't win it by overwhelming you with numbers or Industry.
My favorite games are the Pokemon Games. Shoot me a TG if you want to talk about them.
Don't worry! It's all just a tall tale, okay?
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Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Then we can have another New York. No such thing as too many New Yorks.


And somewhere in New York, Big Jim P gets a cold shudder down his spine.

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New Jordslag
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Postby New Jordslag » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:42 am

Tyben wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Note that Jordslag has the backing of my nation (Britain).


I don't understand why an imperial power would support a rebelling faction in a historically allied country, rofl, but it will make it interesting, good luck trying to trade with them though, that's going to be difficult.

Rebelling faction? We were independent, although a Vassal. The War of Independence wasn't even a rebellion.

Also, do note that his Britain is seeking other allies in the Balkans, while France remains loyal to you.

Oh, and if you block our trade? I'll call on Britain to clear the way.
My favorite games are the Pokemon Games. Shoot me a TG if you want to talk about them.
Don't worry! It's all just a tall tale, okay?
Favorite Ecchi Fan of Lith and Self-Proclaimed Pokemon King of NS.
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Then we can have another New York. No such thing as too many New Yorks.


And somewhere in New York, Big Jim P gets a cold shudder down his spine.

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New Jordslag
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Postby New Jordslag » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:46 am

Tyben wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:This is alternate history.

And now that I think about it, I do not see how I would be able to go through with this deal with Jordslag, as the only sea access his nation has is blocked by the Ottomans.

I think I'm going to end up going to war with you...


Wouldn't recommend that, that would basically be declaring war on the entirety of Islam at this time period, not a very good idea. Plus a lot of soldiers would die and then you would feel an insane political backlash.

It's declaring war on Ottoman Islam and it's supporters. The Ottomans are certainly an Empire, but nowhere near their former strength, they are having Corruption and Ethnic Tension problems, Cries for independence in the Arabian peninsula, and a ton of Diseases. If you think a war with the Ottomans at this point would be that difficult, nope.

I recommend you deal with your internal problems before blocking my trade.
My favorite games are the Pokemon Games. Shoot me a TG if you want to talk about them.
Don't worry! It's all just a tall tale, okay?
Favorite Ecchi Fan of Lith and Self-Proclaimed Pokemon King of NS.
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Then we can have another New York. No such thing as too many New Yorks.


And somewhere in New York, Big Jim P gets a cold shudder down his spine.

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New Abrahammia
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Postby New Abrahammia » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:51 am

New Jordslag wrote:
Tyben wrote:
I don't understand why an imperial power would support a rebelling faction in a historically allied country, rofl, but it will make it interesting, good luck trying to trade with them though, that's going to be difficult.

Rebelling faction? We were independent, although a Vassal. The War of Independence wasn't even a rebellion.

Also, do note that his Britain is seeking other allies in the Balkans, while France remains loyal to you.

Oh, and if you block our trade? I'll call on Britain to clear the way.

Take a number. We're all waiting for England to clear our blockades.
Last edited by New Abrahammia on Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:00 am, edited 2 times in total.

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New Jordslag
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Postby New Jordslag » Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:07 am

New Abrahammia wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Rebelling faction? We were independent, although a Vassal. The War of Independence wasn't even a rebellion.

Also, do note that his Britain is seeking other allies in the Balkans, while France remains loyal to you.

Oh, and if you block our trade? I'll call on Britain to clear the way.

Take a number. We're all waiting for England to clear our blockades.

The difference is that I'm not being blockaded. Yet. The Ottoman player has only threatened in the OOC to block my trade, witch means sinking Trading ships going to and from me.
My favorite games are the Pokemon Games. Shoot me a TG if you want to talk about them.
Don't worry! It's all just a tall tale, okay?
Favorite Ecchi Fan of Lith and Self-Proclaimed Pokemon King of NS.
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Then we can have another New York. No such thing as too many New Yorks.


And somewhere in New York, Big Jim P gets a cold shudder down his spine.

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Zenoch
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1861: Slaves, Loans and Gun Boats, OOC, many avilable

Postby Zenoch » Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:14 am

Zenoch wrote:
Name of Nation: Prussia
Population: 24 million
Population [Empire Total Estimate] (If you have an Empire): 24 million
Military Branches: Army, Navy
Country and Territories (Preferably a map): http://www.anselm.edu/academic/history/ ... 201860.gif
Head of State: William I
Head of Government: Karl Anton
Government Style: Monarchy
Primary Weapon (Rifle): M. 1858 Jäger Rifle
Secondary Weapon (Pistol or Knife): No official secondary weapon
Standard Artillery: usually 12 pounders
Most powerful Naval Vessels: Arcona-Class Frigates
History (Optional): Same as RL Prussia
RP Sample: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=286782&p=19173595
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Don't you, forget about me...

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Tyben
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Postby Tyben » Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:38 am

Because a country who fought a recentish war with us is going to be allowed through constantinople. You make me laugh. I only have to deny you access to that one strait and you practoically become unable to trade with anyone bar the Russian bear
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Of The Rnclave
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Postby Of The Rnclave » Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:43 am

Tyben wrote:Because a country who fought a recentish war with us is going to be allowed through constantinople. You make me laugh. I only have to deny you access to that one strait and you practoically become unable to trade with anyone bar the Russian bear


Oh my god, the grammar is killing me, fix it! Fix it now!!?
What don't you understand? I CAN'T DIE!
As if that gives you an excuse to live.


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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:50 am

Zenoch wrote:
Zenoch wrote:
Name of Nation: Prussia
Population: 24 million
Population [Empire Total Estimate] (If you have an Empire): 24 million
Military Branches: Army, Navy
Country and Territories (Preferably a map): http://www.anselm.edu/academic/history/ ... 201860.gif
Head of State: William I
Head of Government: Karl Anton
Government Style: Monarchy
Primary Weapon (Rifle): M. 1858 Jäger Rifle
Secondary Weapon (Pistol or Knife): No official secondary weapon
Standard Artillery: usually 12 pounders
Most powerful Naval Vessels: Arcona-Class Frigates
History (Optional): Same as RL Prussia
RP Sample: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=286782&p=19173595
429 (It helps to find apps)


Don't you, forget about me...


accepted, sorry for the delay
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"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:02 am

Random events ( will post IC later)


Poor cotton harvest in India

Uprising in autonomous Serbia against Ottoman rule (IRL, 1862)

I need one more, any suggestions?
"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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New Abrahammia
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Postby New Abrahammia » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:21 am

Elepis wrote:Random events ( will post IC later)


Poor cotton harvest in India

Uprising in autonomous Serbia against Ottoman rule (IRL, 1862)

I need one more, any suggestions?

Hooray! Now there's a higher need for my cotton!
Next suggestion: An outbreak of some kind of disease in Brazil, please.

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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:24 am

New Abrahammia wrote:
Elepis wrote:Random events ( will post IC later)


Poor cotton harvest in India

Uprising in autonomous Serbia against Ottoman rule (IRL, 1862)

I need one more, any suggestions?

Hooray! Now there's a higher need for my cotton!
Next suggestion: An outbreak of some kind of disease in Brazil, please.


No, that will make you too much in demand
"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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New Abrahammia
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Postby New Abrahammia » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:25 am

Elepis wrote:
New Abrahammia wrote:Hooray! Now there's a higher need for my cotton!
Next suggestion: An outbreak of some kind of disease in Brazil, please.


No, that will make you too much in demand

Ah, fine. What about a pirate problem in Indonesia?

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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:26 am

New Abrahammia wrote:
Elepis wrote:
No, that will make you too much in demand

Ah, fine. What about a pirate problem in Indonesia?


Indonesia makes Cotton doesn't it?
"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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Elepis
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Postby Elepis » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:42 am

If the Ottomans give me de facto control of Lesbos (with its very good natural harbour), I will train their men and sell them cheap weapons. I may even send them a Glorie Ironclad.

If they refuse... I am sure Rumania would like some Canon obusier de 12, the rifled "Canon de montagne de 4, Paixhan guns, modern rifles and an Ironclad.
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"Krugmar - Today at 10:00 PM
Not sure that'll work on Elepis considering he dislikes (from what I've observed):
A: Nationalism
B: Religion being taken seriously
C: The Irish"

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