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Should we have random events?

Poll ended at Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:20 am

yes
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no
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Total votes : 36

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Pimps Inc
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Founded: Jul 08, 2013
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Postby Pimps Inc » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:51 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
Pimps Inc wrote:Siler it is then.
Will you let us invade the US after we pay you?

We may decide to turn a blind eye to your invasion....

I'm gonna take Central America and once the technology to build a canal is made available.......
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2024: The Long Peace - United Mexican States


Risottia wrote:
United States of White America wrote:Although Nietzsche was a god-fearing atheist and his quote is positive, I believe it is negative. I think God has died because of our corrupt, open society, where there is no objective sense of right and wrong. Instead, I propose to resurrect God and avenge him.


No way.

When we meet aliens from outer space, we'll yell:

We poison our air and water to weed out the weak!
We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere!
We nailed our god to a stick!
Don't fuck with the human race!

Kanye West 2024

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The Orson Empire
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Founded: Mar 20, 2012
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Postby The Orson Empire » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:52 pm

Pimps Inc wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:We may decide to turn a blind eye to your invasion....

I'm gonna take Central America and once the technology to build a canal is made available.......

Actually, never mind, ignore that last post. I will still keep my word and assist the U.S. if you invade.

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New Jordslag
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Founded: Sep 20, 2014
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Postby New Jordslag » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:53 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Only enough to transport my men. What, do you think I'm transporting half my population? I don't need the whole Royal Navy, just enough to transport 40,000 Guys.

It's still going to cost you a lot. Note that possible damages our ships may receive due to the conquests is also included in the cost.
Pimps Inc wrote:Do you accept silver?
Mexico has lots of silver, I just need time to mine it.

You are already behind on your debt payments. We want it paid now, or we will set up the blockade.

Yeah, but I'm only Renting a section of it.

I also calculated for inflation. With your current price, you are charging me 121,621,621.62 Dollars. Holy fuck.

Lower price, Plox.
My favorite games are the Pokemon Games. Shoot me a TG if you want to talk about them.
Don't worry! It's all just a tall tale, okay?
Favorite Ecchi Fan of Lith and Self-Proclaimed Pokemon King of NS.
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Then we can have another New York. No such thing as too many New Yorks.


And somewhere in New York, Big Jim P gets a cold shudder down his spine.

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Pimps Inc
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Founded: Jul 08, 2013
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Postby Pimps Inc » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:54 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
Pimps Inc wrote:I'm gonna take Central America and once the technology to build a canal is made available.......

Actually, never mind, ignore that last post. I will still keep my word and assist the U.S. if you invade.

I could give you access to the Canal.
Roleplay Information
2024: The Long Peace - United Mexican States


Risottia wrote:
United States of White America wrote:Although Nietzsche was a god-fearing atheist and his quote is positive, I believe it is negative. I think God has died because of our corrupt, open society, where there is no objective sense of right and wrong. Instead, I propose to resurrect God and avenge him.


No way.

When we meet aliens from outer space, we'll yell:

We poison our air and water to weed out the weak!
We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere!
We nailed our god to a stick!
Don't fuck with the human race!

Kanye West 2024

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The Orson Empire
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Posts: 31416
Founded: Mar 20, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Orson Empire » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:54 pm

New Jordslag wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:It's still going to cost you a lot. Note that possible damages our ships may receive due to the conquests is also included in the cost.

You are already behind on your debt payments. We want it paid now, or we will set up the blockade.

Yeah, but I'm only Renting a section of it.

I also calculated for inflation. With your current price, you are charging me 121,621,621.62 Dollars. Holy fuck.

Lower price, Plox.

Well shit, that really is a lot of money!
Pimps Inc wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Actually, never mind, ignore that last post. I will still keep my word and assist the U.S. if you invade.

I could give you access to the Canal.

No. I'm keeping my word.

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Pimps Inc
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Founded: Jul 08, 2013
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Postby Pimps Inc » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:56 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Yeah, but I'm only Renting a section of it.

I also calculated for inflation. With your current price, you are charging me 121,621,621.62 Dollars. Holy fuck.

Lower price, Plox.

Well shit, that really is a lot of money!
Pimps Inc wrote:I could give you access to the Canal.

No. I'm keeping my word.

Meh, fine.
Roleplay Information
2024: The Long Peace - United Mexican States


Risottia wrote:
United States of White America wrote:Although Nietzsche was a god-fearing atheist and his quote is positive, I believe it is negative. I think God has died because of our corrupt, open society, where there is no objective sense of right and wrong. Instead, I propose to resurrect God and avenge him.


No way.

When we meet aliens from outer space, we'll yell:

We poison our air and water to weed out the weak!
We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere!
We nailed our god to a stick!
Don't fuck with the human race!

Kanye West 2024

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New Jordslag
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Founded: Sep 20, 2014
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Postby New Jordslag » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:08 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Yeah, but I'm only Renting a section of it.

I also calculated for inflation. With your current price, you are charging me 121,621,621.62 Dollars. Holy fuck.

Lower price, Plox.

Well shit, that really is a lot of money!
Pimps Inc wrote:I could give you access to the Canal.

No. I'm keeping my word.

Please lower it to at least 375,000 Dollars. That equals 10 million dollars in today's money; a fair price, I would say.
My favorite games are the Pokemon Games. Shoot me a TG if you want to talk about them.
Don't worry! It's all just a tall tale, okay?
Favorite Ecchi Fan of Lith and Self-Proclaimed Pokemon King of NS.
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Then we can have another New York. No such thing as too many New Yorks.


And somewhere in New York, Big Jim P gets a cold shudder down his spine.

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Tyben
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Posts: 740
Founded: Jun 18, 2013
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Postby Tyben » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:57 pm

Name of Nation: The Ottoman Empire(Caliphate) AKA The Sick Man of Europe
Population: (the population of your nation estimate) 35,000,000
Population [Empire Total Estimate] (If you have an Empire): 35,000,000
Military Branches: Asakir-i Mansure-i Muhammediye (Victorious Soldier of Muhammad) and the Sultan's Navy
Country and Territories (Preferably a map): 1861 boundaries of the Ottoman Empire
Head of State: Emperor Abdulaziz
Head of Government: Emperor Abdulaziz
Government Style: absolute monarchy
Primary Weapon (Rifle): Enfield Pattern Model 1853, Minie rifle, etc
Secondary Weapon (Pistol or Knife): Yataghan
Standard Artillery: smooth bore artillery pieces
Most powerful Naval Vessels: Akka Class, Feithye Class, Kervan-i Bahri, Mehmed Salim, etc
History (Optional): N/A
429 (It helps to find apps)



BTW, the fact that Pimp Inc. thinks that Mexico could take on USA Corp. in any alternate history makes me lol, If the US was split into thirds and the thirds were at war with each other each third would still be better than Mexico.
Last edited by Tyben on Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:12 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Economic Left/Right:-9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian:0.44

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New Jordslag
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Founded: Sep 20, 2014
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Postby New Jordslag » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:11 pm

Tyben wrote:
Name of Nation: The Ottoman Empire(Caliphate) AKA The Sick Man of Europe
Population: (the population of your nation estimate) 35,000,000
Population [Empire Total Estimate] (If you have an Empire): 35,000,000
Military Branches: Asakir-i Mansure-i Muhammediye (Victorious Soldier of Muhammad) and the Sultan's Navy
Country and Territories (Preferably a map): 1861 boundaries of the Ottoman Empire
Head of State: Emperor Abdulaziz
Head of Government: Emperor Abdulaziz
Government Style: absolute monarchy
Primary Weapon (Rifle): Enfield Pattern Model 1853, Minie rifle, etc
Secondary Weapon (Pistol or Knife): Yataghan
Standard Artillery: smooth bore artillery pieces
Most powerful Naval Vessels: Akka Class? idk
History (Optional): N/A
429 (It helps to find apps)

This will be interesting. Hello, neighbor!
My favorite games are the Pokemon Games. Shoot me a TG if you want to talk about them.
Don't worry! It's all just a tall tale, okay?
Favorite Ecchi Fan of Lith and Self-Proclaimed Pokemon King of NS.
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Then we can have another New York. No such thing as too many New Yorks.


And somewhere in New York, Big Jim P gets a cold shudder down his spine.

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The Orson Empire
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Posts: 31416
Founded: Mar 20, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Orson Empire » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:14 pm

New Jordslag wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Well shit, that really is a lot of money!

No. I'm keeping my word.

Please lower it to at least 375,000 Dollars. That equals 10 million dollars in today's money; a fair price, I would say.

What is that in Pounds?

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Tyben
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Posts: 740
Founded: Jun 18, 2013
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Postby Tyben » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:14 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
New Jordslag wrote:Please lower it to at least 375,000 Dollars. That equals 10 million dollars in today's money; a fair price, I would say.

What is that in Pounds?

600,000 pounds back then or 16 million pounds currently.

New Jordslag wrote:This will be interesting. Hello, neighbor!


You made me lol when I saw that you put "well-disciplined army" in one of your posts regarding your countries military after it having just ceding from the Ottoman Empire, a Great Power.
Last edited by Tyben on Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:17 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Economic Left/Right:-9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian:0.44

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The Orson Empire
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Founded: Mar 20, 2012
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Postby The Orson Empire » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:19 pm

Tyben wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:What is that in Pounds?

600,000 pounds back then or 16 million pounds currently.

New Jordslag wrote:This will be interesting. Hello, neighbor!


You made me lol when I saw that you put "well-disciplined army" in one of your posts regarding your countries military after it having just ceding from the Ottoman Empire, a Great Power.

Note that Jordslag has the backing of my nation (Britain).

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Tyben
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Founded: Jun 18, 2013
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Postby Tyben » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:21 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:Note that Jordslag has the backing of my nation (Britain).


I don't understand why an imperial power would support a rebelling faction in a historically allied country, rofl, but it will make it interesting, good luck trying to trade with them though, that's going to be difficult.
Economic Left/Right:-9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian:0.44

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The Orson Empire
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Founded: Mar 20, 2012
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Postby The Orson Empire » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:26 pm

Tyben wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Note that Jordslag has the backing of my nation (Britain).


I don't understand why an imperial power would support a rebelling faction in a historically allied country, rofl, but it will make it interesting, good luck trying to trade with them though, that's going to be difficult.

This is alternate history.

And now that I think about it, I do not see how I would be able to go through with this deal with Jordslag, as the only sea access his nation has is blocked by the Ottomans.

I think I'm going to end up going to war with you...
Last edited by The Orson Empire on Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Tyben
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Founded: Jun 18, 2013
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Postby Tyben » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:30 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
Tyben wrote:
I don't understand why an imperial power would support a rebelling faction in a historically allied country, rofl, but it will make it interesting, good luck trying to trade with them though, that's going to be difficult.

This is alternate history.

And now that I think about it, I do not see how I would be able to go through with this deal with Jordslag, as the only sea access his nation has is blocked by the Ottomans.

I think I'm going to end up going to war with you...


Wouldn't recommend that, that would basically be declaring war on the entirety of Islam at this time period, not a very good idea. Plus a lot of soldiers would die and then you would feel an insane political backlash.
Economic Left/Right:-9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian:0.44

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The Orson Empire
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Founded: Mar 20, 2012
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Postby The Orson Empire » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:31 pm

Tyben wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:This is alternate history.

And now that I think about it, I do not see how I would be able to go through with this deal with Jordslag, as the only sea access his nation has is blocked by the Ottomans.

I think I'm going to end up going to war with you...


Wouldn't recommend that, that would basically be declaring war on the entirety of Islam at this time period, not a very good idea. Plus a lot of soldiers would die and then you would feel an insane political backlash.

It is unlikely that you would win, though.

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Tyben
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Founded: Jun 18, 2013
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Postby Tyben » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:32 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
Tyben wrote:
Wouldn't recommend that, that would basically be declaring war on the entirety of Islam at this time period, not a very good idea. Plus a lot of soldiers would die and then you would feel an insane political backlash.

It is unlikely that you would win, though.


Good luck with that.


Wish OP was on to accept me so I can post :D.
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Economic Left/Right:-9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian:0.44

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The Orson Empire
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Postby The Orson Empire » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:34 pm

Tyben wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:It is unlikely that you would win, though.


Good luck with that.


Wish OP was on to accept me so I can post :D.

Thank you.

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Of The Rnclave
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Founded: May 22, 2014
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Postby Of The Rnclave » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:49 pm

Tyben wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:It is unlikely that you would win, though.


Good luck with that.


Wish OP was on to accept me so I can post :D.


Oh, but he power of co-op, I accept you good sir
What don't you understand? I CAN'T DIE!
As if that gives you an excuse to live.


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Tyben
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Founded: Jun 18, 2013
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Postby Tyben » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:53 pm

Of The Rnclave wrote:
Tyben wrote:
Good luck with that.


Wish OP was on to accept me so I can post :D.


Oh, but he power of co-op, I accept you good sir


Many thanks.
Economic Left/Right:-9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian:0.44

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Of The Rnclave
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Founded: May 22, 2014
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Postby Of The Rnclave » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:56 pm

Tyben wrote:
Of The Rnclave wrote:
Oh, but he power of co-op, I accept you good sir


Many thanks.


Of course,welcome aboard
What don't you understand? I CAN'T DIE!
As if that gives you an excuse to live.


Smoke the Meth Bobby. Smoke it All


Me lookin' hella swaggy
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The Greater Gambia
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Postby The Greater Gambia » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:20 pm

Actually, can I switch to a European nation? It's dawned on me that I can't really do anything as the Wolof. I have shamed my ancestors!
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Tyben
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Founded: Jun 18, 2013
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Postby Tyben » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:02 pm

Oh man if I can ally France I will be set, the 3rd and 2nd most powerful navies in the world will be so strong.
Economic Left/Right:-9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian:0.44

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Pimps Inc
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Founded: Jul 08, 2013
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Postby Pimps Inc » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:49 pm

Tyben wrote:
Name of Nation: The Ottoman Empire(Caliphate) AKA The Sick Man of Europe
Population: (the population of your nation estimate) 35,000,000
Population [Empire Total Estimate] (If you have an Empire): 35,000,000
Military Branches: Asakir-i Mansure-i Muhammediye (Victorious Soldier of Muhammad) and the Sultan's Navy
Country and Territories (Preferably a map): 1861 boundaries of the Ottoman Empire
Head of State: Emperor Abdulaziz
Head of Government: Emperor Abdulaziz
Government Style: absolute monarchy
Primary Weapon (Rifle): Enfield Pattern Model 1853, Minie rifle, etc
Secondary Weapon (Pistol or Knife): Yataghan
Standard Artillery: smooth bore artillery pieces
Most powerful Naval Vessels: Akka Class, Feithye Class, Kervan-i Bahri, Mehmed Salim, etc
History (Optional): N/A
429 (It helps to find apps)



BTW, the fact that Pimp Inc. thinks that Mexico could take on USA Corp. in any alternate history makes me lol, If the US was split into thirds and the thirds were at war with each other each third would still be better than Mexico.

They could barely take on the Natie Americans.
The fact that you think America was anything but a stain on Earth before WW1, makes me lol.
Roleplay Information
2024: The Long Peace - United Mexican States


Risottia wrote:
United States of White America wrote:Although Nietzsche was a god-fearing atheist and his quote is positive, I believe it is negative. I think God has died because of our corrupt, open society, where there is no objective sense of right and wrong. Instead, I propose to resurrect God and avenge him.


No way.

When we meet aliens from outer space, we'll yell:

We poison our air and water to weed out the weak!
We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere!
We nailed our god to a stick!
Don't fuck with the human race!

Kanye West 2024

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Arana
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Posts: 6305
Founded: Dec 13, 2013
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Postby Arana » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:51 pm

Pimps Inc wrote:
Tyben wrote:
Name of Nation: The Ottoman Empire(Caliphate) AKA The Sick Man of Europe
Population: (the population of your nation estimate) 35,000,000
Population [Empire Total Estimate] (If you have an Empire): 35,000,000
Military Branches: Asakir-i Mansure-i Muhammediye (Victorious Soldier of Muhammad) and the Sultan's Navy
Country and Territories (Preferably a map): 1861 boundaries of the Ottoman Empire
Head of State: Emperor Abdulaziz
Head of Government: Emperor Abdulaziz
Government Style: absolute monarchy
Primary Weapon (Rifle): Enfield Pattern Model 1853, Minie rifle, etc
Secondary Weapon (Pistol or Knife): Yataghan
Standard Artillery: smooth bore artillery pieces
Most powerful Naval Vessels: Akka Class, Feithye Class, Kervan-i Bahri, Mehmed Salim, etc
History (Optional): N/A
429 (It helps to find apps)



BTW, the fact that Pimp Inc. thinks that Mexico could take on USA Corp. in any alternate history makes me lol, If the US was split into thirds and the thirds were at war with each other each third would still be better than Mexico.

They could barely take on the Natie Americans.
The fact that you think America was anything but a stain on Earth before WW1, makes me lol.

If America was a stain, then Mexico was just a scuff mark. And you say they had trouble with the Native Americans, yet, shall we look at a map and see who controls the entire west?
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And all your stupid rhyming.
Haiku master race.

*Drops mic*
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