Labyrinth of Sand SEMI-DEAD

[Penguinia-Tempor]

That was a high school RP...

It was a few of them, right? One was Tarnen's?

Yes, Tarnen's.

That was a high school RP...

And?

Look at the rules. Is there anything saying you can't play a 16 year old girl in this RP? Or a 3 year old girl with a shirt that says "I like free candy"? Nope. It just severely reduces your chances of catching the crook.

And no, I probably won't play that char again for a while. Too much internal monologue for me to handle. Besides, I was intending on making a second char, but that's only if Ben dies or is otherwise seriously injured. Which might actually happen.

[New Jordslag]

It was a few of them, right? One was Tarnen's?

Yes, Tarnen's.

And?

Look at the rules. Is there anything saying you can't play a 16 year old girl in this RP? Or a 3 year old girl with a shirt that says "I like free candy"? Nope. It just severely reduces your chances of catching the crook.

And no, I probably won't play that char again for a while. Too much internal monologue for me to handle. Besides, I was intending on making a second char, but that's only if Ben dies or is otherwise seriously injured. Which might actually happen.

Why would it happen?

Oh, right. Hunting that Hawt guy and all that. His Yaoi instincts might kick in.

[Penguinia-Tempor]

Yes, Tarnen's.

And no, I probably won't play that char again for a while. Too much internal monologue for me to handle. Besides, I was intending on making a second char, but that's only if Ben dies or is otherwise seriously injured. Which might actually happen.

Why would it happen?

Oh, right. Hunting that Hawt guy and all that. His Yaoi instincts might kick in.

Also, Ben is...let's see here...he's too nice, he's gullible, he can't shoot, he can't navigate, he can't kill, he has no experience... that sounds about right. All of which will probably end up getting him killed.

[Altito Asmoro]

You. I like you. Play that more to amuse your masters.

That was a high school RP...

There was a high school RP with delinquents as its main inhabitants and its fairly succeed.

[New Jordslag]

Why would it happen?

Oh, right. Hunting that Hawt guy and all that. His Yaoi instincts might kick in.

Also, Ben is...let's see here...he's too nice, he's gullible, he can't shoot, he can't navigate, he can't kill, he has no experience... that sounds about right. All of which will probably end up getting him killed.

Sounds like a good teammate. Wanna team?

[Penguinia-Tempor]

Also, Ben is...let's see here...he's too nice, he's gullible, he can't shoot, he can't navigate, he can't kill, he has no experience... that sounds about right. All of which will probably end up getting him killed.

Sounds like a good teammate. Wanna team?

I'm probably going to regret this later, but sure. Why not?

[New Jordslag]

Sounds like a good teammate. Wanna team?

I'm probably going to regret this later, but sure. Why not?

Hey... Hey, Buddy...

*Sneaks up on one step at a time, then suddenly lunges and stabs in the back and runs away*

I do this all the time to my friends at school. We all get our lulz from it.

[Penguinia-Tempor]

I'm probably going to regret this later, but sure. Why not?

Hey... Hey, Buddy...

*Sneaks up on one step at a time, then suddenly lunges and stabs in the back and runs away*

I do this all the time to my friends at school. We all get our lulz from it.

*falls to ground in pain*
"How could you!? I would chase you, but I have no idea where I am!"

[TriStates]

Hey... Hey, Buddy...

*Sneaks up on one step at a time, then suddenly lunges and stabs in the back and runs away*

I do this all the time to my friends at school. We all get our lulz from it.

*falls to ground in pain*
"How could you!? I would chase you, but I have no idea where I am!"

*Raven lawl's at comrades pain and discomfort, and joins in the stabbing*

*The Doctor see's this teamkill and blatant disregard for 'Things According to Plan'*

*Proceeds to go all-'Alles En Ordung!'*

[The Land of Eternal Prosperity]

*falls to ground in pain*
"How could you!? I would chase you, but I have no idea where I am!"

*Chances on body*
Oh look, free loot!

[Esalonia]

Name: Jehiel Lyre Lauzon Malan
Age: 19
Appearance: The very best I can do. Sorry, no photo.
Jehiel Lyre Lauzon Malan
Gender: Male
Origin: New Berlin
Transportation:
A black racing motorcycle

Gear:
-A Glock-18 with a 33-round magazine. He also carries a couple spare mags, and smoke grenades.
-A black hoodie, plus navy blue jeans
-2 machetes
-half-finger hard-knuckle kevlar gloves

All beneath this point is optional.

Moral Alignment: Neutral. Killer-for-hire.
Height/Weight: 5"10/70 kilograms
Former Occupation: Well, I'm not over 30 years of age, but I work as a killer-for-hire right now.
Theme: "Wretches and Kings" by Linkin Park
Likes/Dislikes: Likes guns, women, beers. Dislikes drugs, and slacking off.
Handicaps: Stand-off fighter who likes to takes his enemies out from a distance and sucks at close-range
Short Bio: (None)
RP Example: Great Esalonian War

[New Jordslag]

*falls to ground in pain*
"How could you!? I would chase you, but I have no idea where I am!"

*Raven lawl's at comrades pain and discomfort, and joins in the stabbing*

*The Doctor see's this teamkill and blatant disregard for 'Things According to Plan'*

*Proceeds to go all-'Alles En Ordung!'*

*Glomps The Doctor*

I actually got glomped by one of my friends IRL yesterday. I can't stop laughing.

[Aldebourne]

Name: Dr. Eugene Cooper
Age: 40
Appearance: A hawkish man who looks older than he is. His hair is greying and thinned, his build is slight and average, not the figure of an outside man. His eyes are a glinting, common brown, and can see next to nothing without the aid of his glasses.
Gender: Male
Origin: United States, Earth, more recently from New Madrid
Transportation: Blackcoat 980
Gear:
-A simple duster ($250)
-A slouch hat ($175)
-2 bandoleers ($96 each)
-A Mare's Leg Winchester Rifle, Frontier Series ($1000)
-A Beretta M9, Frontier series ($800)
-Ammunition, several boxes worth ($300)
-A shit eating grin (Priceless)

Moral Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Height/Weight: 5'10" and 140 pounds
Former Occupation: Doctor/Physician
Theme: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand

((Reformatted at Vancon's request))

[Penguinia-Tempor]

*Raven lawl's at comrades pain and discomfort, and joins in the stabbing*

*The Doctor see's this teamkill and blatant disregard for 'Things According to Plan'*

*Proceeds to go all-'Alles En Ordung!'*

*Glomps The Doctor*

I actually got glommed by one of my friends IRL yesterday. I can't stop laughing.

"Noo..." *dies*

[New Jordslag]

*Glomps The Doctor*

I actually got glommed by one of my friends IRL yesterday. I can't stop laughing.

"Noo..." *dies*

Lolwut. How would a Glomp kill you?

[Padnak]

Name: Jehiel Lyre Lauzon Malan
Age: 19
Appearance: The very best I can do. Sorry, no photo.
Jehiel Lyre Lauzon Malan
Gender: Male
Origin: New Berlin
Transportation:
A black racing motorcycle

Gear:
-A Glock-18 with a 33-round magazine. He also carries a couple spare mags, and smoke grenades.
-A black hoodie, plus navy blue jeans
-2 machetes
-half-finger hard-knuckle kevlar gloves

All beneath this point is optional.

Moral Alignment: Neutral. Killer-for-hire.
Height/Weight: 5"10/70 kilograms
Former Occupation: Well, I'm not over 30 years of age, but I work as a killer-for-hire right now.
Theme: "Wretches and Kings" by Linkin Park
Likes/Dislikes: Likes guns, women, beers. Dislikes drugs, and slacking off.
Handicaps: Stand-off fighter who likes to takes his enemies out from a distance and sucks at close-range
Short Bio: (None)
RP Example: Great Esalonian War

Looks pretty good, Vancon will need to look it over off course, but should be fine

[Penguinia-Tempor]

"Noo..." *dies*

Lolwut. How would a Glomp kill you?

He got stabbed, remember?

[New Jordslag]

Lolwut. How would a Glomp kill you?

He got stabbed, remember?

Oh! Yeah, I remember.

*Revives him mouth-to-mouth, just because*

"'Ello!"

[Penguinia-Tempor]

He got stabbed, remember?

Oh! Yeah, I remember.

*Revives him mouth-to-mouth, just because*

"'Ello!"

*eyes flutter open*
"What the fuck just happened?"

[New Jordslag]

Oh! Yeah, I remember.

*Revives him mouth-to-mouth, just because*

"'Ello!"

*eyes flutter open*
"What the fuck just happened?"

*Kisses because huehuehue Yaoi*

[Penguinia-Tempor]

*eyes flutter open*
"What the fuck just happened?"

*Kisses because huehuehue Yaoi*

*sighs*

We'd better stop this impromptu IC session. It's getting...weird.

[Kassaran]

Its funny because...

Well RVB reference here for anyone who gets it... But he was stabbed, and CPR was used to revive him.

[New Jordslag]

Its funny because...

Well RVB reference here for anyone who gets it... But he was stabbed, and CPR was used to revive him.

I know. Glad to see somebody caught on.

[Kassaran]

Its funny because...

Well RVB reference here for anyone who gets it... But he was stabbed, and CPR was used to revive him.

I know. Glad to see somebody caught on.

*glomps*

And that is a rare event so enjoy knowing you were a receiver of a Kassaran glomp... But RvB references are worth it...

[New Jordslag]

I know. Glad to see somebody caught on.

*glomps*

And that is a rare event so enjoy knowing you were a receiver of a Kassaran glomp... But RvB references are worth it...

Dear god please no. My friends already Glomped me today. Surprisingly, they don't know what Glomping means. I guess they just like tackling me...?