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Monstergirls, Chapter 1: Quest for Boobius Supportius (IC)

Postby Isle of Lithonia » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:35 pm

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"The Creator surely made this world too large. This is inconvenient for us small, fearful humans. For all the world’s vastness, we can’t measure the distance between ourselves. There’s 6 billion of us, yet still…everyone is all alone. That’s why we’re all frantically searching for that one person we need no distance from."
Kou Ichinomiya (Arakawa Under the Bridge)

It was just another day in the history of the created universe. A tiny speck in the infinite lifetime of the Divine Nature. The Goddesses continued their reigns over their worlds, making and unmaking, creating and destroying, declaring peace and instigating chaos. The worlds kept spinning, the stars kept shining, the supernovas expanding. It was in this infinite cosmos that a most insignificant story began. It involved a human man, and several women. It involved monsters. It involved the beginning and the ending of lives. And yet as insignificant as the actors were on this grand stage of the Divine, their story would forever change the fate of their world and of the Pantheon of Goddesses.

Where should I begin? To tell the story from the beginning would take eons to finish, and I have neither the time nor the energy to do so on my own. So, I regrettably must start in the middle of it, the point in which you will be most interested in.

I could give you the stereotypical, "There once was a knight who went on a quest". To do so would be correct, but it doesn't quite give you the full picture. So let me fill in a little for you.

Many years ago, there was an impoverished son of a nobleman. This son had become a Knight, and one of the Order of the High Goddess no less. His life had been a sad tale of death, war, and great sacrifice. His parents, dead. The lands that were rightfully his, burned and salted. His castle, raised. His treasures, his livelihood, his very name and rank, all were gone. He was alone in the world with not a penny to his name (in a manner of speaking).

But this man, Mark Aurelius, was a hero to his nation. He had given up all of the above things in a great battle for the rights of monsterkind. Unlike his predecessors and most of his fellow noblemen, Mark believed that all sentient beings should be treated equally. All had the same inherent, glorious value. All were forms of beauty and perfection. And all must be treated with a reverent respect... even if they did have spider legs...

In the grand scheme of things, one might think that Mark was still insignificant. He had nothing, save his armor (he didn't even have a helmet!), sword, and a small bag of coins. Yet this man would be at the center of a battle between the Deities.

And there he was, walking (since he didn't have a horse either) down the long rocky path to City X, the capital of Eccharia. It was his destiny to go and meet with Her Royal Majesty, Empress Celinda Ssanyu Jannike Van Der Aart XII, Empress of City X, Divine leader of the New world, Chairwoman of the council of elders. This woman had called upon him to lead a quest to bring down the followers of the Goddess Ilias, who had recently rebelled and started the XXX Confederacy.

He lifted his weary head as he trudged along, and saw the capital rising into view. It was quite the sight, sitting just on the coast of the Sea of Jasper. The rays of the suns (for there were two suns that governed this planet) left sprites dancing across the waves. The ocean air was crisp and salty, leaving a wonderful smell in one's nostrils. And as always, it was neither too hot nor too cold. This was the perfect beginning for a quest like this.

Finally, the City. It had taken Mark a two week trip to make it here, and he was battered to say the least. But the sight of the city gave him strength. He hefted his small pack once more, and pressed onward to the front gates.
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Postby Hetland 2 » Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:19 pm

-Deep in the castle dungeon, in executioner's row-
A large woman sat in the darkness of the cell. At 21 feet tall, she was a young giant, no more than 75 years of age. Yet she'd caused some of the biggest attrocities of her kind since in over three centuries. Thirteen villiages ransacked and pillaged, and even a knightly order was destroyed at her hand. If rumors were to be believed. While yes, she'd run with some bandits for a good third of her life, she'd barely had any part of the ttacks, much less any actual bloodshed, but that didn't matter now. The young giant was in a jail cell, unwashed and filthy from her imprisonment.. If she could have glared at the guards that had her locked up she would have, but they'd blindfolded her, shackled her throat to the wall with metal, locked her feet together in a metal pillary and her wrists cuffed together with oaken handcuffs.
A man's voice "Oi, bitch, come get your food!" There was the loud rumble of laughing, the guards loved mocking the death row inmates. Ruba didn't move, it was a game they played with her. Giants starved easily. Everyone knew that. She sniffed. Bread, soup, and some water. She sniffed again. Someone had pissed in the soup. Either that or the piss in her cell was smelling particularly pungeant.
Her stomach growled loudly.
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Ruba couldn't move.
"DON'T YOU FUCK WITH HUMANS, YOU GOD DAMN GIANT! WE'LL CATCH YOUR DIRTY KIND AND STARVE THEM ALL TO DEATH!"
Ruba turned her head away from the voices. It was terrifying. Tears began to roll down her cheeks as she began to sob hysterically
There was a scream of rage, "DON'T YOU CRY FOR MERCY, YOU MURDERER, I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Ruba heard her cell door swing open and as the smell of human got closer a fearful expression crossed her face. An excruciating pain followed by the warm wetness and pungeant odor of blood appeared on her thigh.
Ruba started to scream.
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:13 am

“I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.” Ceril mulled over this thought as she stalked the cemetery of City X. There, she looked upon the few graves she had desecrated today in order to obtain the remains she desired. Beside her was her slightly taller familiar, dressed in his usual red trench coat. he looked over at her curiously.

"At this rate, the city guard will eventually be upon us. You look like a madwoman you know"? Alexander pointed out. Ceril paid it no heed. Her madness had led to success on her part many times. With that logic, her success was only proof of how mad she truly wasn't. Where was the fun in that?

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” Ceril said with a sneer of disgust evident across her visage. Cradling a newly dug up skull, Ceril proceeded to remove any remaining tissue rather sloppily. As some people in the cemetery stared, Ceril stated something that she'd been thinking for the last few weeks.

“All the Goddess' do is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” Ceril jarred out an eye from the skull and let it fall to the floor, its dissolution into mush with the reveal of maggots would make some queasy, but it was all in the job requirement.

"When I find the perfect parts......it wont matter....". Alexander placed a cold hand on her cheek.

"But until then.....we have each other....," she finished with a smile. Like that, he faded again. The smile on Ceril's face became strained before fading again completely. How many more years before she could forget the worries of dying in the middle of a meal? One year was if everything went perfectly. With complications....Ceril was looking at 5-10 years. That also included that her first attempt was met with success. It was such a time consuming experiment, but time was something that Ceril had plenty of.

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Postby Charmera » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:27 am

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"You bitch! You daughter of a diseased she-dog! You honourless cur! I'll kill you!" Shouted an indignant man, his hands tied with rope that a woman on horseback was holding. Nessa grunted, but said nothing. As annoying as this man was, this was one of those Alive rather than dead bounties. She hated those. A decapitated head couldn't call your mother a whore and your father a donkey. But the pay was good and she was headed to the city anyway for another job (from royalty too apparently).

Should have gagged him back in the village...

She had just got through the gates, and was now navigating the crowded city to the constabulary. Meanwhile Kuvan Locohs, the man she was "escorting", was shouting more obscenities. "Hey! Stop ignoring me you piece of rotting flesh!"

"You haven't heard the last of me! My family taught me a saying-"

"Your family obviously never taught you how to talk to a lady..."

"Lady? Hah! What kind of lady rides around capturing and killing good, handsome, hardworking people like me. Besides, your a bloody abomination, not a woman."

"Better an abomination than a foulmouthed, pathetic little man whose being dragged to jail. I may be dead, but at least I have dignity..." She replied with a slight smile. "Oh, do let me know how wonderful your jail cell was once you get out to 'take your revenge'." The prisoner scowled at her.

"Well... You want to know who you are? Eh? You want to know who's daughter you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... You're the daughter of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you. And your mother..."

Nessa rolled her eyes and sighed as she started ignoring him again. If he does get out, I hope he gets another bounty. I'd just love to lop that stupid, loudmouthed head off his shoulders...
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Postby The Templar High Council » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:37 am

Azriel awoke in one of City X's many inns, stretching both her arms and her wings in the soft bed. She was sent to the city for advanced magic study, but so far the Flugel had only enjoyed her time in the numerous bookstores about the city. As she cleaned and dressed herself, Azriel finallt made up her mind to attend those classes. "Maybe they'll be fun?" She said to herself.

Well, she was wrong.

First, the magician, Ms. Fukui, chewed her out for being late. Four days late. But it wasn't Azriel's fault. She should have known someone new to the big city would have been misled.

Then, she found out something important about Ms. Fukui: she was terrible. Well, maybe terrible isn't the best term. Let's call her inexperienced. Let's say everything she was teaching, Azriel had learned more than a century ago. So she did the only plausible thing: asked to leave.

And Ms. Fukui said no. On the grounds that she had just arrived, was four days late, and was sent here by her original sensei with orders to stay and study.

How unreasonable! Azriel thought. So she did what any sensible person would have done: snagged interesting books from her teacher's home and left. The shouts from behind her were met with a slow turn, a chilling smile, made even more terrifying by the flames lighting it from below, and a delighted chuckle.

"But I'm better than you, Ms. Fukui. I'm smarter, more experienced, and have more magical power. That means I can do what I want." With that shockingly cruel announcement out of the way, Azriel sent her fiery gift at Ms. Fukui's home, instantly setting it ablaze with rapidly spreading flames. Fukui was too occupied with saving her home, as Azriel fluttered away down the street to her temporary home.

But she was stopped. By guards. With pointy swords and tough armor.

"Good morning!" Azriel said with a smile. Right before they bound her, bound for the castle dungeon.

What an unfortunate turn of events.
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Postby Vancon » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:10 am

The desert air wafted throughout the room. Walls covered in large drapes with paintings of all shapes and sizes are illuminated by the trio of fires alight in a row as a centerpiece of this chamber. Next to one of the fires, a young girl sat staring into the ether. Her black hair was long enough to cover her head, but it didn't touch her shoulders. The young one's fair complexion lit up in the firelight, and she was surely in a state of bliss.

She hadn't been in town for long. The deserts surrounding City X were more then harsh. All the winds and blasts of sand had hurt her and messed up her look, and now she was happy that it was all over. The young girl did find out one thing that she'll hardly forget. She hated the desert with a passion, and everything inside of it as well. The caravan that she had stayed with fell under attack once from the new inhabitants of the desert, the Sandworms. Needless to say, she was far from a fan. But alas, now that she was here she could finally relax knowing that if they come to attack the city there will be someone else to deal with them.

Her peace was short lived, as a squad of soldiers had very unceremoniously entered the room. What was once but a simple relaxation joint had now become as rowdy as a full on bar, due the four new guests. As per usual, these soldiers thought they here hot shit, and again, as usual, they started doing what men to best: attempt and fail to pick up girls. They each went their own ways, and went up to attempt to court a female.

The man that closed in on our black haired women was no taller then her, hovering around five and a half feet tall with a sword like no other. He was a step up above the rest of the rowdy gentlemen, but like the rest he was a hopeless romantic with less then romantic intentions. With a slight bow he introduced himself.

''Good evening, I am the reputable Romius Fir, good soldier to the throne,'' said-he, with a devilish grin as he reached out for the black haired girl's hand. The girl retracted her arm just as fast and stood up.

''Oh, sorry. What, pray tell, is your name maiden?'' he added with a tone of disgust that was barely noticeable.

''Char, and I have no time for the likes of you. If you'll excuse me, I'll take my leave,'' said the girl as she started for the exit. The man in front of her lunged out and grabbed her arm. He smiled and gestured for her to sit back down. Char looked around the room and saw that the rest of the girls were having a similar treatment, and it didn't take the knowledge of a king to relise they weren't enjoying it. Romious forced another smile, and retracted his arm as Char turned around. She put her arms behind her back and looked him intensely in the eyes.

In one swift movement, out came a pair of swords, one in each hand, and they fell upon Char's aggressor. With a slash, the man now lacked his right hand, and with the other he lost his arm. A screech of pain later, and he was crawling on the ground. Blood splattered in all directions, as if Romious' emotions were spilling out of his soul. Another stab, and that screech stopped. Char's first blade had gone through his chest, and the other his head.

First of all, the girls screamed like school children, and cowered away from their men. Then the men became angry. Their boss had now been slain, and they were less then pleased. They surrounded Char, albeit at five meters' distance. She spun on the spot and looked at them all. The largest of the men rushed in first, with no warning and no hesitation. He came close, lifted his sword, and swung. But it was too late, for she had already put a blade through his chest when he lifted his weapon. With her other hand, she covered her mouth and yawned in the most polite way she could. The smallest one then came round and attacked form the same direction as the big one, hoping to use his body as a shield. He had his flail out, and swung with all his might. His attack connected, but with Char's other blade in the hand that she had just yawned with. The blade pushed the flail back and slashed him in the back as the little one raced on by. As he keeled over, the third shivered in his boots. One, two, three steps back he took, until it was him and the wall. All he could see was the black haired girl, her smile, the door out the left corner of his eye and the girls bunched up in the right. He sprinted with all he could, but to no avail, as Char cut him down too.

She approached the third's body and grabbed his shirt. Char then proceeded to clean off her blades and systematically put them in their holster located at the small of her back. She wiped off the blood on her face, and turned around. The girls were cowering, and the shop owner was hiding behind the sole table in the room. Char walked over to the girls and stood above them. She got on her knees and came up to their group. What the girls felt was not fear, but warmth, as Char embraced them and asked for forgiveness. She cried tears of scarlet, as she held on tightly. She pulled back, kissed them all on the cheek, and stood up. The girls stayed flabbergasted, and didn't move. One by one they looked at each other and then the black haired girl above them.

One of them, a purple haired girl, looked up and was bewildered. The girl was in complete disarray. Her whole life had been changed in the past minute more then ever before, and she wasn't mentally prepared for this. When the men came inside, she thought that she wasn't gonna have a good time. Soon, her problems went away, and a savior arrived. Her savior was just one of them, just another girl who was no more different from the rest of them. She said but three words to Char.

''Who are you?'' came out of her mouth in a very shaky and cautious way.

''Me? I'm Lasson, Char Lasson. A friend to all who need one, and a savior to those who need one as well. I doubt that you will ever meet someone like me ever, but if you need me, I'll be there. I might be a bit late, but know that I'm coming,'' said the self-proclaimed savior. She turned on the spot and started walking out of the room. As she passed by the shopkeep, he asked about who was going to pay for the damages. Char kept on walking and stopped at the door. It was already ajar from the third man attempting to leave, so she just put a hand on the doorframe and turned around.

''Put it on my tab,''

She continued outside and left for what she came here for. She had been called upon by a member of the Council of Elders to utilise her services. However, she didn't know where she was supposed to go. She saw the main gate, the same way that she came in hours ago, and she went back over in hopes of finding someone else who knew where this Council of Elders resides.
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Myriani – City Gates
The guard sighed to himself, nodding as the merchant continued to whine and protest at being held up. The man was demanding preferential treatment of course, some stuck-up aristocrat no doubt who’d earned a big head and an inflated ego in his home town. The officer had pulled the man to the side and was enduring his prattle beside the gate. There were the usual names thrown around, people whom the guard had never heard of but who he assumed were real big-shots outside of the capital. Naturally the threats meant little to him, his bosses wielded far more influence that some noble from the country and could really ruin his life if he stepped out of line. When the merchant realised that that wasn’t working he’d swapped immediately to what he must have considered were cleverly veiled insults and jabs at the guard’s honour – demanding to see his superior and what-not. In reality, he’d been called in by his subordinates when the man had done just that to them. Damn it, I was hoping that this one would’ve known to reach for his purse. I’ve still got to pay off Rob.

As the man continued to prattle, the officer decided that he’d had enough. “Sir, with all due respect you’re holding up this gate’s traffic.” Any protests were silenced by a raised, gauntleted hand.

“You should’ve known that the confiscated items were contraband, you’re lucky we’re letting you even enter the city now.” Naturally the merchant wasn’t happy and made it well known, but there was nothing he could do about it. The guard enjoyed throwing his authority around, truth be told. Gate duty tended to get rather dull and any opportunity, even an arrogant merchant who didn’t know when to shut it, helped to break the monotony.

“Um…uh sir?” The officer turned towards the younger guard to see him staring blankly at something behind him, a look of terror on his face.

“So you’re the one in charge here then?” The voice of a young woman washed over the officer. He straightened himself and grinned, amused at the shocked face of his subordinate. A young damsel asking for help from the noble city guard? Today has just started looking up!

“Of course, m’lady. Allow me to introduce myself,” He turned and bowed towards the woman, his whole demeanour having shifted, “I am –“ Suddenly his voice went dry as his mind tried to process the collection of spindly appendages that greeted his eyes. Confusion passed across his face as his mind tried to comprehend the unexpected sight. As he slowly raised his gaze to meet the impatient glare of the ‘woman’ he managed to connect the dots.
Myriani sighed deeply as the man’s mouth slowly opened and closed of its own accord. Can’t even manage his own vocal chords, typical human. Her arms were folded irritably across her chest. This was the second guard she’d have had to speak to merely to gain entrance into the human’s nest, and now it looked like he’d gone and broken himself. Typical human. It didn’t look like he was going to react on his own, she’d have to nudge him out of his shocked stupor.

“I am Myriani and I demand an audience with your Matriarch.”

“Qu-queen.”

“Whatever.” The arachne waved one of her arms dismissively. “Her people have been encroaching upon my territory and somebody has to answer for it. I have respected your lands and have tolerated your insolence, but no more.”

She punctuated the last three words with harsh jabs at the guard’s chest plate, which finally seemed to make him realise that he couldn’t not do anything. In a rush, the man drew his sword. “Back! Back, foul beast!” Myriani’s brow furrowed in annoyance as she scowled at the little man. Typical human.

With a swipe of one of her front limbs she knocked the toothpick from his shaking hands. The guard found himself with his back pressed up against the wall as the monster leaned in, her voice dripping with menace. “Listen very carefully you rodent. I am trying to be on my best behaviour and treat this with civility. I have refused to butcher the humans that have defiled my land, but I am very, very close to running you through right now.” The man gulped as Myriani placed the sharp end of one of her legs up against his chest, applying just enough pressure that the guard realised that it could easily pierce his armour like paper. “Now, are you going to be a gentleman and take me to your Queen?”
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Postby Nekronia » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:59 pm

Heidi - Outside City X's Gates
The sun was acceptable, the clouds were sufficient, the ocean air was tolerable, and the birds were making a reasonable amount of their respective noises. What an adequate day.

Heidi had arrived around two hours before the primary events began unfolding, and patiently waited at the gates. The guards were less patient, and immediately presumed it was another brain-eating zombie. The zombie sighed and attempted to communicate that she was friendly, but at this point the guards thought it was a trick of some sort. Heidi left with a sword stuck in her intestines, making note to replace them later.

After some time backtracking, she managed to bump into some other travellers and trade her sword for some extra clothing from the shadows. She neglected to mention WHERE the sword came from, but who cares, really. Swords aren't cheap. Afterwards, she dressed up in her disguise, and began to trek back in the heavy clothing.

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A figure covered in cheap garments to the point it was as covering as a hijab with a wide-brimmed hat stepped out from behind a rock, and meandered up to Mark. The unknown person began speaking to the disgraced knight with a distinctly feminine but bored tone. "Excuse me. You look like a figure of sufficient respect and authority to pass through the gates. Would it be reasonable to let me travel with you temporarily so that I may pass through the gate unharmed? A lord ordered me to meet The Empress, but the guards failed to believe me." She neglected to mention that it was due to being a zombie, but it was surprising for her to suck up to someone care enough to talk with a stranger this long in the first place. The special occasion is choosing either eviction from the one town that won't kill her, or help with some sort of quest.
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Postby Raktio » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:49 pm

Akane sat down at the tavern's bench, "saké," and pulling out three silver coins she slid them over to the bartender. A moment later a mug appeared before her as the cons disapeared, the bartender didn't even hesitate with serving her unlike many others. Grasping the mug's handle she took a decent sized swing and placed it down with a sigh, "not bad, what's on the menu?"

A warm breath tickled the back of her neck as a smooth voiced man behind her spoke, "one steaming hot foxy lady."

Akane, holding back the natural reaction of turning the person's nose into pulp with her elbow, turned to see who was talking. While twisting around she also replied, "if you value your livelihood and intend to bear future children I'd suggest you stop harassing me this instance and go back to talking with your mates." Behind her stood a man who was naked from the waist up with broad powerful shoulders, and well worked abs,arg shut up self, and an annoying as heck smg grin. Know what, never mind the warning, I'll just kic-ieeeeek, her face went violently red, and she was momentarily paralyzed by shock, as she felt him grope her ass.

She quickly recovered from the shock, and her palm went straight up striking the guy's chin, which caused his shiny teeth to get partially knocked out or broken. He only completed a single flip before he crashed into a nearby table, breaking it in half. Now fuming and furious she pounced on him driving her foot into his jaw, demolishing it, kicking him in the forehead to knock him out and than proceeding to break the fingers of the offending hand. Normally enough she would just kill or mutilate the guy however since she was in a fairly well populated area she didn't want to cause to much of a problem.

Walking over to the counter she layed down eleven gold, "that should cover the cost" than took a couple of swings from the mug before setting it down on the counter, and hiking out of the tavern. She made for the outskirts of town and once far enough away she turned into her fox form and trotted down the road to the city X.
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Postby Achidyemay » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:20 pm

Chantelle hopped diligently off of the ship and onto the docks, tucking neatly into a roll as the large fishing ship slammed into the next dock, boards flying and wood snapping and ropes breaking. They really should have had someone more qualified drive. Somewhere in the mess of wood, a board snapped and the girl winced as the prow fell sideways into the water, still attached to the sail, pulling the whole mast down and smashing the third dock. She bit her tongue, yelling timber now was probably in bad taste. Definitely someone more qualified.

Earlier that Day.
Chantelle flew through the woods. Okay, she wasn't really flying, she was just running really fast. And the woods itself was two meager strips on either side of a river that drained into Jasper. This last bit she hadn't expected as she pushed aside some brush and saw the endless expanse of water. Quaint as ever, there was a fishing boat just a bit off-shore, framed in the sunrise. The girl took off her red cloak and stuffed it into her travel bag as she shrunk about a foot, legs turning back to normal.

She surveyed the boat. She could turn around, but that would return her to a small town she had just come from, just a ways past X and speaking of X, she hadn't been to a big city in forever. Okay, not literally forever, it had only been nine-months since she stopped in another large city. And backtracking wasn't an option in this little adventure! Testing the water with a toe, she determined that it was cool, but not cold. She stood there for a moment, readying herself for the swim and enjoying the sun on her face, catching a short breather from the running. Then she dove in.

Now, Chantelle is by no means an excellent swimmer, in fact, she is pretty mediocre. What do you expect, she came from a small wooded town, the biggest bodies of water are the puddles in the swamps. But she can still doggy-paddle like a pro, and that has to count for something. All in all it took her forever to get to the ship and the men aboard didn't mind her joining them. And after a sweet sashay of her hips, she had secured the captain's quarters for the trip back to X where they would sell their freshly caught fish. The poor, pent-up seamen were putty in her hands, and Chantelle enjoyed having her orders carried out before the captains, simply by batting her eyelashes. The smell of fish did take away some of the romance of it though. Plus the sea-sickness that set in after a few hours as they sailed back.

She retired to the captain's quarters, admired his rapier collection (to his delight) and helped herself to an expensive bottle of wine that she shared with the captain. Well known fact, it takes a lot of wine to make a sailor shit-faced. Lesser known fact, it takes werewolves even more wine to do it, an unfortunate side affect of the whole 'regeneration' thing. On the plus side, they rarely get hangovers.

This is how it came to be that when it was time to make port and the captain was requested at the wheel so they could make port and unload the fish and other official duties that require a sober captain, the captain was passed out in his chair and all attempts to wake him only managed to get him to mumble, "All of my rapiers are hard and tempered, mmmmph, just like that", before he passed out again. Then Chantelle lied, said she was actually an experienced sailor, groped the first mate into compliance, and sailed that puppy into port. Right into a couple of them at once, as it turned out.
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Postby Isle of Lithonia » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:51 pm

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A figure covered in cheap garments to the point it was as covering as a hijab with a wide-brimmed hat stepped out from behind a rock, and meandered up to Mark. The unknown person began speaking to the disgraced knight with a distinctly feminine but bored tone. "Excuse me. You look like a figure of sufficient respect and authority to pass through the gates. Would it be reasonable to let me travel with you temporarily so that I may pass through the gate unharmed? A lord ordered me to meet The Empress, but the guards failed to believe me." She neglected to mention that it was due to being a zombie, but it was surprising for her to suck up to someone care enough to talk with a stranger this long in the first place. The special occasion is choosing either eviction from the one town that won't kill her, or help with some sort of quest.

Finally, Mark made it to just outside the gates. The gates to the city. That place which had taken him forever and a fucking day to reach. He felt quite satisfied with his progress, glad to be within reach of his destination. He was so focused upon this momentous occasion that he almost missed the voice of that stranger.

It was definitely a woman who was speaking to him. Well, I should say probably a woman. She was so bundled up in what appeared to be rags that one couldn't tell for certain. The voice was feminine, though there are guys these days with pretty femme voices...

But these little meanderings of mine were most definitely not on Mark's mind. Perhaps if he was a bit more lucid (and from Earth), he might've thought that the stranger looked a lot like those cute little witches from Final Fantasy, minus the pointy shoes of course. Alas, 'twas the furthest thing from his mind, otherwise the Author could have had a bit of fun with the situation.

Instead of something actually interesting, Mark went with his typical option: see a woman in need, help said woman. So, he gave her the best smile he could manage (which was somewhat pitiful, seems how he was pretty well shit-tired), and answered in as kind a tone as he could muster. "Sure. I'm heading to meet her as well."

And then it occurred to him, why the hell is this woman heading to meet the Empress?! And why would the guards turn her away if she was?! And why did he just tell her that he was heading there too?! And why the hell hadn't he thought of this before?!?!?! And why is it that when he had a thought, a line of dialogue appeared in a funny box above his head?!?!?!?!?! Okay, maybe not the last one, but whatever...

However, he only had the above internal discussion with himself after they had passed through the gates. So, it was almost a bit late to ask. Nope, it wasn't too late. Okay, ask the question, and hope to the goddess that this woman wasn't some sort of assassin.

He turned to the woman again, and finally asked the questions he should've asked beforehand. "Um... Maybe this will sound odd now that I've already helped you past the gate, but I must ask: why are you heading to the Empress? No, first I should ask you what your name is. So, what's your name? And why did the guards stop you? If I can believe your answers, I may just help guide you to the throne room. Or at least to the entrance."

Goddessdammit, I need a rest.

As they walked along, they passed several signs which read, "The Empress has called for the gathering of a team of female monsters to go on a quest. Mission: Stop the plans of the Goddess Ilias, the Scourge of Monsterkind. Reward: Knighthood, a Barony for each surviving monster, 8,000 gold pieces. To accept the quest, head to the Palace entrance and sign up."
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Postby Harbertia » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:53 pm

The winds blew across the desert sands. Creating dunes against the derelict hulls of once great ships. Occasionally shells can be found, but such is rare; for the wind brushes against them, wearing them down, into sand it's self. The great dune sea of El-Humaj stands open like an ocean dead in time, yet, it's ever shifting. Nearly as a live as it had once been. Life continues here. Scorpions, spiders, lizards, and more all comb the surface in search of prey. Below the surface is no different.

The great quaking of the sands is the first sign of their approach. Great majestic, or monstrous beings the Sandworms are the key residence, and masters of this realm. All who enter are to be weary, and many enter. Merchants, treasure hunters, historians, warriors, and the nomadic sand surfers who ride the great dunes in ships of their own.

Few know the desert as they do, and few know it's people any better. Those not born in this land of the bearing sun often find them selves lost, or the victim of a new kind of pirate. All who search the lands however will know of the Sandworms. Legends speak of them as the hoarders of loot, the terror of sands, and of fates uncertain.

This is the world of Ellis, a Sandworm on her own. While many hatch in a clutch that struggles together, and hunts together; Ellis hatched alone. It's how she's lived ever since. Unable to connect with her own, nor with the nomads, she roams.

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The sun beat upon what little vegetation had sprung up near crags that had emerged from deep below, and Ellis had awoke as she did each morning. She rolled around inside her massive maw, and stretched. Her body having been kept warm, and moist though the night. She turned to her outer teeth, and opened to look outside. Most of her body was beneath the sand inside what would have been the hold of a galleon, it's hull having been burst forth from the inside. She pulled her massive outer form out of the sand, and into the sunlight as she rose to look around, gold coins falling off her. The land around her was rather plain, perfect for travel, but with little attractions. Some disturbance to the south, about three of her kin moving together, and to the west was something else. It was, shinny, in the distance. Like a star, but moving. It twinkled in her eyes as she closed her maw, and dove into the sands, seeking to discover the source of the light....
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Postby The Templar High Council » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:56 pm

Isle of Lithonia wrote:Several signs which read, "The Empress has called for the gathering of a team of female monsters to go on a quest. Mission: Stop the plans of the Goddess Ilias, the Scourge of Monsterkind. Reward: Knighthood, a Barony for each surviving monster, 8,000 gold pieces. To accept the quest, head to the Palace entrance and sign up."

As the guards carried Azriel to the castle, she noticed a nearby sign. "Ooh, that looks like fun! Guards! I have to go to the castle anyways. I'm here to go on the Goddess's Quest."

The guard carrying her snorted in amusement. "You? Going on a quest for the safety of the world?"

"Yep. That's why I'm here." She lied, straight-faced.

"Preposterous." The other guard muttered. "Why would you do that, when you just tried to burn somebody's house down?"

"Because she was stupid, of course. Speaking of, do you have my books?"

"We have the books you stole. They're evidence. You're gonna be put in prison for a long while. Or be killed for even longer." The second guard said with a smile, holding Azriel's satchel with her belongings inside.

"NO! Not my books! Give them back!" Azriel struggled in the guard's arms, but couldn't escape.

"Stop squirmin'!" The bigger guard carrying Azriel said. With a swift smack to the face, Azriel was silenced. She held back her tears as she watched her bag swing by her captor's side, and was carried into the castle, bound for the dungeon.
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Postby Charmera » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:29 pm

Isle of Lithonia wrote:As they walked along, they passed several signs which read, "The Empress has called for the gathering of a team of female monsters to go on a quest. Mission: Stop the plans of the Goddess Ilias, the Scourge of Monsterkind. Reward: Knighthood, a Barony for each surviving monster, 8,000 gold pieces. To accept the quest, head to the Palace entrance and sign up."

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And if the both of them had turned around at any point, they may have noticed a female cloaked and hooded figure nearby. Though the figure wasn't following them, she seemed to be headed in the same direction (In fact she seemed unusually indifferent to the sight of a knight and a person strangely bundled in rags), though it could look like that. Two sheathed blades hid behind the individuals cloak. The air around her seemed more cold, more harsh for some reason. One might not necessarily connect it to her, but it could be felt. The figure seemed to briefly move her hood back to gaze upon her goal: The Palace.

So, I find myself here once more. She though, having come to City X during her own reign of the her own Kingdom. She sighed mentally. Have I truly become this desperate? That I need to come on bended knee to Celinda of all people...? That overrated... pompous... Jealousy creeped into her mind like a silent assassin. I could rule this Kingdom much better than she ever could...

She seethed as she moved, unconsciously speeding up. She caught herself. No. Cold, neutral, unfeeling. Like the flat bed of snow. If she detects emotion, she will use them against you. She reassured herself. Patience. Soon I will have my own barony. Expansion and consolidation of power should be simple enough, then find an excuse to invade my homeland. With the queens military might such a war would be over quickly, and the kingdom would be occupied. Of course, someone will have to be named governor, me of course, and then there's just a matter of declaring independence...

She continued scheming as she walked, her hood not returning to it's previous position over her head. She realised this and flipped the hood back on top of her head, covering her face. She didn't want to be recognized, not because it could be dangerous, she just didn't want to have to deal with the shame...
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The Templar High Council wrote:She was carried into the castle, bound for the dungeon.

Later...

And now we're in the dungeon. What did you expect, Kumbaya and a picnic? No. It's dark, it's dank, it's depressing. Whoopee.

And wouldn't you know it? The first available cell was inhabited by a giant, bound, gagged, and blindfolded. Despite her restraints, she still scared Azriel. Several times bigger, stronger, and more intimidating? Yeah... No.

But it's not like Azriel had a say. She was loosely gagged and bound hand and foot. The guards chained her to the walls with manacles, but Azriel was too upset to resist. Her quiet sobbing was interrupted by the guards removing her gag, and the blindfold and gag of her giant cellmate.

"Here. You get to eat now, bitch." The guard who was here when Azriel arrived threw bread at the giant, aiming for her head. "Just imagine it's human and you'll be fine, scum.

"And you." He said to Azriel. "Been a while since I've seen a featherfucker. Take your bread; you'll be here for a while. But at least you look nicer than the bandit over there." The gaurd caressed Azriel's face, and laughed as she recoiled. He locked the bars behind him as he left the cell.

And Azriel... was at a loss for what to say. She was here, jailed in a cell, no books to read, and a dangerous giant right next to her. So she said the only thing that came to her mind:

"Well. That was depressing." She said, all mirth gone from her voice.
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Postby Hetland 2 » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:00 pm

Ruba glanced at the girl, and sighed. "I'm not going to eat her you know. I may be starving, but I'm not a monster. Besides giants can't actually digest people, you know."
She glanced at her new cellmate as the guards returned and put her blindfold back on, "Stupid bitch, we gave you a way out. Then maybe you could choke on her fucking birdbones and die."
Ruba's frown quivvered in fear as darkness consumed her vision and the humans approached.

"Ruba Ironoak. Bounty, 670 crowns. Banditry, highway robbery, 23 counts of murder, destruction of the Empress's property, destruction of a knightly order, and public nudity. Yourself?"
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Postby Escalan Corps-Star Island » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:35 pm

I am fire. I am death. Words spoken by a dragon in another corner of the Multiverse, not that long ago— but still appropriate given the nature of the speaker.
Let me amend that to "thinker". She stirred suddenly, tremors in the lithe musculature of her neck belying the fact that she was conscious. Her foot twitched involuntarily, a puff of ash rising from where her bare toes traced circles in the still-smoldering remnants of last night's campfire. If seen by an outside observer, one could easily call her repose 'compromising', as she lay spread-eagle over a bed of dying coals. As the watery light of the first sun crept through the tree-tops, it shone in a most. . . revelatory fashion on her half-clothed, soot-covered figure. She was quite pretty once you overlooked the grime that clung to her long red hair and seemingly silken skirt, and though perhaps a bit lacking in curves, the sharp angles of her resting features accentuated the serene whiteness of her skin where it was visible.

Stop staring at her, hentai! For the love of all that's holy, you're verbally salivating over a sleeping fifteen-year-old? The fuck is wrong with you?

Mmmkay, I think we're all better now. Good. Not that she's not attractive, but that's not the point right now. I don't want any more outbursts. . .

There are some things in this world that never change. Sashi Kirihara opened a single amber eye, rolling it slowly as the fire inside wakened and began to swirl. The other followed soon, twin pools of amber surveying the copse of pines where she lay for any signs of disturbance. She had eaten well last night: a fallen tree had provided for her hunger of four days and more besides. Feeling filled to bursting, a few stretches followed as she shook off residual sluggishness. One wouldn't have guessed how much she'd eaten in her ravenous delight the previous evening from looking at her, though, since none of it marred the tight lines of her abdomen.
Sashi sat up abruptly, shaking her dishevelled curtain of hair out behind her. This is the point where most girls of her age would wash themselves and coiff their hair for the day, or even put on a bit of rouge or makeup depending on their social stratum. Come to think of it, most of them wouldn't have drifted off while curled up on a bed of red-hot coals in the first place. But who ever claimed that Elementals had to conform? Even if such a person existed, Sashi clearly made a habit of ignoring them. With a fluid motion, she was on her feet, padding lightly over the needles that remained uncharred on the floor of the grove. The first sun was rising rapidly, the second soon to follow: she had best be on her way if she was to make it to the capital before midday. A slight breeze set the dark-green boughs of the conifers to waving, and a few creaked as they rubbed together. The girl smiled; she came into the world in a forest, and such deep, untravelled paths on the mountain-slopes were her favourite places to walk.

Why the capital, she had wondered. To what end am I traversing half the Empire to look for nothing in particular? Sashi had visited cities before, and [X] looked to be but a larger version of the same from everything she'd heard. But perhaps on some subliminal level, she thought there'd be a better chance of fitting in amidst so many extravagant people. Though her life had been entertaining to date as she wandered the wilds alone, even she longed for company from time to time. . .

Both suns were high enough in the sky that their glares were indistinguishable as she peered from the brush alongside the road at the gates of the city. Rationally, she knew there was nothing to fear– who would accost a young girl who wished to enter?– but all the same, solitude and former bad experiences had taught her caution. Sensing no danger, she lifted her head, merged with others passing through the archway, and stepped onto the meandering main street of [X]. The poster that had attracted so many others fluttered, beckoning silently in the breeze, but Sashi paid it no mind. She had come to find someone, no one, and everyone, and she wasn't leaving until she had done so. . .

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Postby The Templar High Council » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:48 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:Ruba glanced at the girl, and sighed. "I'm not going to eat her you know. I may be starving, but I'm not a monster. Besides giants can't actually digest people, you know."
She glanced at her new cellmate as the guards returned and put her blindfold back on, "Stupid bitch, we gave you a way out. Then maybe you could choke on her fucking birdbones and die."
Ruba's frown quivvered in fear as darkness consumed her vision and the humans approached.

"Ruba Ironoak. Bounty, 670 crowns. Banditry, highway robbery, 23 counts of murder, destruction of the Empress's property, destruction of a knightly order, and public nudity. Yourself?"

Azriel cowered as the guards returned, but stuck out her tounge at them as they left. Good thing they didn't see it.

"Um, I'm Azriel. Finn. Azriel Finn. I'm not even supposed to be here... I just took some books I wanted and set her house on fire. That's not a crime. It was within my rights. I'm better than her." Now she was babbling. Damn, they should've given her a book. Now she's just going on and on and on...

But suddenly, Azriel stopped. And smiled. And laughed. "Of course! Why didn't I think of that? With my hands bound, I can't cast with gestures. But that can't stop casting vocally!" And with that, Azriel began.

"Dea, audi vocem meam.
Sit solveris ignis.
Cedo ignis,
Ut a libero vinculis his.

Et facere voluntatem tuam!" *

With those words, fire erupted around Azriel's restraints. Within moments, they were burnt to ashes. She rubbed her wrists for a moment, before flying up to Ruba's face and removing the blindfold. "You promise you won't hurt me when I let you go?" She asked, somewhat bossy in the face of such a physically powerful being.

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Let your fire loose.
Give me your fire,
So that I may free myself from these bonds.

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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:03 pm

Nine graves lay desecrated before the bandaged girl. A large sack on her back and a single crack of the neck, and she was making her way out of the little doomy area. It was a fairly decent haul given that this was an urban area. There were plenty of dead to choose from. Unfortunately, the dead are a little picky with who desecrates their graves. That was now the case as a single corpse rose from its peaceful position...in the dirt. Twas alright though, as the day was always better with more friends.

"SQUEE~!" The reanimated body of a mid-thirties blonde woman was tackled back into the grave by the hyperactive necromancer. It wasn't really expected for the zombie to last long....but after a few moments it realized that it had yet to be sent back to the abyss from whence it came. Looking down, the being was shocked to only see her torso being groped and prodded by the would-be assailant.

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU HAD THE DESIRE TO LIVE!" Ceril screamed. If anyone hadn't noticed her grave robbing before, they sure did now.

"It'll be okay. I'll feed you, and teach you, and we'll be best friends, and I'll take you out for...lest raggedy clothes. IT'LL BE GREAT!" The last part was exclaimed with the young woman bringing her face oddly close to the zombies. The thought of just ending Ceril's life right there had occurred, but the green fire that erupted at the necromancer's fingertips gave reason not to.

"Nnng....," the zombie attempted to speak. Being deceased for a bit did tend to make ones vocal cords....stiff.

"Heueueuh....stiff". Yes, it was hysterical.

With the realization that her future would entail nothing, but these hyper little freak leading her around, the zombie quickly severed whatever connection it had to this world by crushing its own head with its enhanced strength.

"But.......we were going to zombify the whole world together. It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship....YOU COULD OF BEEN THE ZOMBIE QUEEN YOU DUMB BITCH!" Ceri yelled at the mushed cranium. No tears were shed this day. Alexander scoffed at the dramatic display.

"You can stop the scene now," he scolded.

"Kay!" Ceril said with a smile as her mood took a drastic 180. Together, the two left the cemetery, a sack of parts in Ceril's leather sack.

"Think we'll have as good of a haul tomorrow?" She asked her distant companion.

"Perhaps. Everyone who's died around here seems to be a fatass or some sick lady. We need a good war or conflict to create stronger bodies," he explained. A conflict did seem like something that would be good for her research.

Lost in her thoughts, Ceril bumped into a young man and his own companion.

"Oy! My bad mate! Though if it's a scuffle ya want I'd recommend the tavern." She blurted out. With a good look of her nearby assailant, she grew wide eyed. He clearly wasn't from here. He stood tall, not hunched like the city rats from here. A glint of confidence in his eye showed that he didn't waste his time playing around. Yes...he had perfect eyes.

"Oh...my bad...hahahahaha...," Ceril muttered awkwardly.

"I uh....my names Ceril," she extended her bandaged hand in greeting. What she didn't realize, was the sack of body parts was now strewn around her feet. Hearts, lungs, arms, and a skull.
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Postby Isle of Lithonia » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:37 pm

Imperial--japan wrote:"Think we'll have as good of a haul tomorrow?" She asked her distant companion.

"Perhaps. Everyone who's died around here seems to be a fatass or some sick lady. We need a good war or conflict to create stronger bodies," he explained. A conflict did seem like something that would be good for her research.

Lost in her thoughts, Ceril bumped into a young man and his own companion.

"Oy! My bad mate! Though if it's a scuffle ya want I'd recommend the tavern." She blurted out. With a good look of her nearby assailant, she grew wide eyed. He clearly wasn't from here. He stood tall, not hunched like the city rats from here. A glint of confidence in his eye showed that he didn't waste his time playing around. Yes...he had perfect eyes.

"Oh...my bad...hahahahaha...," Ceril muttered awkwardly.

"I uh....my names Ceril," she extended her bandaged hand in greeting. What she didn't realize, was the sack of body parts was now strewn around her feet. Hearts, lungs, arms, and a skull.

Mark had been waiting for the zombie... shit, he didn't know she was a zombie. My bad.

Mark had been waiting for the bundled-up woman to answer his questions, but was interrupted when he bumped into a girl. A cute girl at that. Or was it a cute woman? At this point, he didn't know. Either way, she was...

...carrying a bag of body parts. Nice touch. One that Mark didn't particularly enjoy. And if he hadn't been in so many battles before, his stomach might have reacted in a most embarrassing manner. As it was, he managed to maintain his composure (mostly) and... shake the girl's hand. "Um.. My name is Mark. Mark Aurelius. M...May I ask what you are doing with those... body parts?"
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Postby Hetland 2 » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:45 pm

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The giantess frowned "There's no need to get me out. I appreciate the thought but it won't work. You'd be signing my death warrant by taking me up there. It was Hoko's will I got into this mess, so I'll be Hoko's will I get out." She gave her cellmate a weak smile, "Besides, I haven't eaten for two days, my body can barely support itself. and even if I could... these shackles, even though I hate them, are sacred to me and my people."
Her stomach growled loudly. "Besides, what would I do if I left... I've got no one waiting for me. I've got no clan. I've got no way to support myself. No... Its better this way."
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:50 pm

Isle of Lithonia wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:"Think we'll have as good of a haul tomorrow?" She asked her distant companion.

"Perhaps. Everyone who's died around here seems to be a fatass or some sick lady. We need a good war or conflict to create stronger bodies," he explained. A conflict did seem like something that would be good for her research.

Lost in her thoughts, Ceril bumped into a young man and his own companion.

"Oy! My bad mate! Though if it's a scuffle ya want I'd recommend the tavern." She blurted out. With a good look of her nearby assailant, she grew wide eyed. He clearly wasn't from here. He stood tall, not hunched like the city rats from here. A glint of confidence in his eye showed that he didn't waste his time playing around. Yes...he had perfect eyes.

"Oh...my bad...hahahahaha...," Ceril muttered awkwardly.

"I uh....my names Ceril," she extended her bandaged hand in greeting. What she didn't realize, was the sack of body parts was now strewn around her feet. Hearts, lungs, arms, and a skull.

Mark had been waiting for the zombie... shit, he didn't know she was a zombie. My bad.

Mark had been waiting for the bundled-up woman to answer his questions, but was interrupted when he bumped into a girl. A cute girl at that. Or was it a cute woman? At this point, he didn't know. Either way, she was...

...carrying a bag of body parts. Nice touch. One that Mark didn't particularly enjoy. And if he hadn't been in so many battles before, his stomach might have reacted in a most embarrassing manner. As it was, he managed to maintain his composure (mostly) and... shake the girl's hand. "Um.. My name is Mark. Mark Aurelius. M...May I ask what you are doing with those... body parts?"

Seeing the body parts lying all over the ground, Ceril had the urge to break out screaming. These parts were now useless. Contaminated, and damaged by the brief fall. They weren't usable for Ceril's artificial body. All because some asshole couldn't watch where they were going. True, she had a part in it, but he had just as big of a part in it as she. If anything, his companion should of said something. Now wasn't the time for arguing as she had to deal with the witness and his questions.

"Would you believe me if I said it was for the noble pursuit of science?" Ceril asked with a coy smile. Ah yes. Science.

"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Well I intend to take these non-working body parts and put them together again into a body," She explained. A large toothy grin spread across her face.

"IT'LL BE WONDERFUL! IT'LL BE GROUNDBREAKING! I'LL BE INFINITE! IMMORTAL! MY NAME WILL BE RECORDED IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY!" She yelled and threw her fist into the air.

"Now that I've lost my research for the evening. Lets go and have you treat me to some lunch!"
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Postby The Templar High Council » Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:07 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:
The Templar High Council wrote:snip


The giantess frowned "There's no need to get me out. I appreciate the thought but it won't work. You'd be signing my death warrant by taking me up there. It was Hoko's will I got into this mess, so I'll be Hoko's will I get out." She gave her cellmate a weak smile, "Besides, I haven't eaten for two days, my body can barely support itself. and even if I could... these shackles, even though I hate them, are sacred to me and my people."
Her stomach growled loudly. "Besides, what would I do if I left... I've got no one waiting for me. I've got no clan. I've got no way to support myself. No... Its better this way."

"I don't know who Hoko is, but I don't care either! Why don't you want to be free? Who needs people waiting for you? What do you want? Would you rather spend your life in a grimy cell, or outside, where you have freedom?" Azriel prepared her flame to remove the bindings, but Ruba's words about sacred reminded her of something.

Something she read in a book.

"The oak tree is sacred to the Giant race. To them, the species is as important as a Goddess herself. Any Giant who harms an oak tree will be banished, if not killed. That is why bindings made of oak are effective against Giants, even the most monstrous and tough." Azriel recited from memory.

"Ah. They're made of oak." She leaned down to Ruba's bound hands to examine. "I take it you wouldn't want me singing them off. Would you like me to find a key?" Azriel smiled at her captive companion. A smile so warm it brightened the room, if only a bit.
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Dec 29, 2014 2:41 am

"Hurry the hell up already! I don't pay you to dick around, dammit!" a man's voice echoed throughout a pitch black room. Light began creeping up the floor as two men walked down a flight of stairs leading down into the room. The light originated from the lantern held by one of said men and slithered down the steps in front of them. The man holding the lantern seemed to be in his mid 40s, though he had an air about him that suggested that his mind was mentally exhausted well past that age range. He was gruff looking, sporting a very unkempt beard and encased in a thick layer of dirt.

The man next to him was noticeably younger and opposite in the first on an almost cartoonish level. He was tall, lanky, and obviously not as mentally old as his partner. "You don't pay me at all, Brock," he snidely remarked.

"Shut yer trap. You should be grateful I'm even giving you a chance as an intern." The two men walked to the center of the room, where a coffin laid. It was a large stone coffin that, given its size, likely housed someone of around 6 feet in height. Brock walked around the coffin, holding the lantern over it to see it more clearly. The coffin was laced in what appeared to be gold and it was littered with complex patterns and symbols that indicated that this was the handwork of a master. "Looks like this is the right tomb after all. Zach." He gestured to one of the unlit torches resting on the wall.

Zach lit the three torches that each resided on the three walls making up the room using the lantern, filling the room with enough light making the lantern unnecessary. The two men stood on either side of the coffin and pushed the lid along the length of it. The grating sound of stone rubbing against stone reverberated throughout the room. Suddenly Zach stopped pushing, leaving the lid covering the coffin only halfway. "Uh...Brock?"

Brock stopped pushing and stared into the coffin along with Zach. The upper body of a young woman with light blue skin had been revealed ― her arms crossed under her breasts. It appeared to be a corpse, as the body drew no breaths and its eyes were closed. An indication of some sign of "life" residing within the body came in the form of a deep sniff, followed by an innocent, yet eerie, smile,that revealed large fangs. "Breakfast.." it hissed with a jagged exhale. The two men glanced at each other, then back at the woman. They circled around to the other side of the coffin and began pushing the lid back into place to cover the coffin. Brock grabbed the lantern and the two proceeded to begin walking towards the steps without a single word.

A deafening crack rang from behind them as rocky debris rained down upon them. They turned around, fear now plastered on their faces. The woman was sitting upright, with dust settled in her hair. She showed no signs of pain, despite basically having just headbutted a slab of stone that was several inches thick. She stiffly cracked her neck and opened her eyes slightly, then took another deep sniff of the air. She got out of the coffin, doing so clumsily and slowly due to the stiffness of her limbs. She outstretched her arms and slowly began hopping towards the two men, which would have probably looked pretty funny to them had it not been blatantly obvious that their lives were at risk. The two men turned around and desperately rushed for the stairs.

"WHATWASTHATWHYDIDWEWAITSOLONGTORUNANDWHYISITSOHARDTOGETUPTHESEDAMNSTAIRS!?" Zach blabbered out at the top of his lungs.

"How the hell would I know!? I was told this damn tomb belonged to some noble guy and had a bunch of stuff worth millions!" Brock yelled in response as the two comically tried to get up the stairs but continuously tripped over the steps. They finally reached the top of the stairs and the entrance of the tomb and they triumphantly jumped through the entrance. "FREEDOM!" they yelled in unison before both being caught in two individual pairs of claws. They were caught in the flat part of the claws, so they were unharmed. However, they saw this as a curse, rather than a blessing, and for good reason. They were dragged back into the darkness of the tomb, shrieking in at the top of their lungs.

About three minutes later, the "living" corpse by the name of Wang Chen exited the tomb. It only took her a minute to drain her unlucky victims of their life. The other two was used getting her cloak from the coffin. "Ah... that was close. I was so close to going into hibernation" Chen muttered to herself. The city was a good source of Qi, but the suns. It didn't rain nor was it cloudy enough for Chen to live an ideal life in this city. The sunlight sapped away at her energy and she was forced to sleep during most of the day. Even then, she had been growing weaker and weaker until she was forced to sleep longer and longer. Thank goodness there were stupid grave-robbers in the world. Chen walked through the cemetery that housed the tomb she slept in when she noticed several desecrated graves. She walked up to one of them that featured a tombstone in the shape of the number one.

"Ah, Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, we meet again. I guess being number one didn't save you this time, eh? That's what you get for not paying me back, you shithead," Chen stated with a condescending expression. After flipping the grave off, she headed into the town. She had read several signs informing that female monsters were being recruited for a quest. It was a chance to get out of this sunlight-filled city and perhaps get some entertainment out of it along the way. And so, she casually walked to the Palace.
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Postby Achidyemay » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:38 am

Chantelle's feet padded across the dock swiftly away from the, probably smoking, wreckage behind her. She climbed the steps with the same moving clip and was stopped momentarily by the shouting of dockworkers behind her. Pulling the cowl more securely around her head, she directed her travels towards the expansive market district where she went down a couple of back alleys, met a place where her travels were blocked by an old cart and proceeded to Ezio Auditore her way to the top of the building on her left.

From her newly gained vantage point she determined her next action, which was to take off her large, red, newly-signature cloak. Stuffing it into her travel bag she took out a gold ring she had, ahem, acquired from the captain as a parting gift and looked for a suitable pawn merchant, it didn't take long. Climbing down through the top of the shop she had entered, down the sleeping quarter's ladder into the back of a busy bakery, she snatched a scone as she left the building. She tore into it as she walked towards the pawn shop, which is a generous way to say that someone had set up a cart and was buying random things. The poor boy, probably never occurred to him that he was a fence.
"Hello there," she began sweetly. "I just broke up with my husband and I was looking to sell this ring, although you're handsome enough that you might just have it alone."
"Right." He said, smiling, although clearly uncomfortable with the way this stranger was coming onto him, he wasn't going to turn her away yet, of course.
"What do you say to sixty gold?"
"I say that you should take your ring elsewhere, I don't have that kind of money."
"Oh dear, and I was hoping you could treat me to dinner later, but if you're so broke..."
"How 'bout thirty?" He said hurriedly. Chantelle wasn't about to let him take the situation.
"Forty. Not a piece less." She gave him a knowing smile, the steel almost visible in her eyes. Her red canine eyes framing a canine smile. Suddenly, she was very scary. The deal was closed at forty and she left quickly again. She didn't like making this big of an impression on everyone she met. She loved it.

Heading to a clothing shop to pick out a different cloak to serve as a replacement while she laid low, she spied a poster. She didn't care for titles, she had enough of those. She didn't care about the land, she'd probably never stay there anyway. She didn't even care for the gold, which surprised this author. What caught her eye was the sense of adventure about it all. It may seem a bit cliche, turning to help the empress in her time of need, but it had been a long time since she actually helped someone and Chantelle just happened to be in a good mood. That grew better, once again her life had a direction, an important one at that.

She found and bought a simple white cloak with red lining and put it on as she walked to the capitol's capitol, the palace was easily the largest building she had ever scene.
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