Lord of the Rings: Naught but Ashes [OOC/Open/LOTR RP]

[Liecthenbourg]

I mean, Sauron literally has hellfire dripping from his smile. Not exactly the most charming and fair-seeming Maia on Middle-Earth

#MiddleEarth'snexttopmodel.

[Osnil]

So, I'm waiting for a couple of characters to respond to mine. Lloyd the Wayfarer and Zedekiah Alanule.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I mean, Sauron literally has hellfire dripping from his smile. Not exactly the most charming and fair-seeming Maia on Middle-Earth

#MiddleEarth'snexttopmodel.

Now you know why you fear the night.

[The Starlight]

#MiddleEarth'snexttopmodel.

Now you know why you fear the night.

Because of Batman?

[Osnil]

Now you know why you fear the night.

Because of Batman?

Yup. Batman. And the Doctor.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Now you know why you fear the night.

Because of Batman?

Well, sure. Technically Sauron does like to turn into a vampire bat as large as three men

I'm Batman.

[Liecthenbourg]

Because of Batman?

Well, sure. Technically Sauron does like to turn into a vampire bat as large as three men

I'm Batman.

Three men eh?
Illuminati confirmed.

[Osnil]

Well, sure. Technically Sauron does like to turn into a vampire bat as large as three men

I'm Batman.

Three men eh?
Illuminati confirmed.

The Nazgul can be the Illuminati.

[The Starlight]

Three men eh?
Illuminati confirmed.

The Nazgul can be the Illuminati.

3x3=9!

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Because of Batman?

Well, sure. Technically Sauron does like to turn into a vampire bat as large as three men

I'm Batman.

Three men? Half-Life 3 confirmed!

[Liecthenbourg]

The Nazgul can be the Illuminati.

3x3=9!

Also, what aspect of the Illuminati Triangle is most notable... the eye....
How is Sauron represented...

[The Starlight]

3x3=9!

Also, what aspect of the Illuminati Triangle is most notable... the eye....
How is Sauron represented...

Put three triangles together, and what do you get?
A bigger triangle!
What is Mount Doom shaped like?
What do all the paths inside Orthanc create?
If you draw an imaginary line between Mordor, Minas Tirith and Orthanc, what do you get?
Illuminati confirmed!

[Delsola]

So if people prefer the idea of the White Hand to the Northern armies of Carn Dûm, would anyone oppose the inclusion of Wormtongue in the faction? And who possesses the Orthanc Palantir?

[Osnil]

Also, what aspect of the Illuminati Triangle is most notable... the eye....
How is Sauron represented...

Put three triangles together, and what do you get?
A bigger triangle!
What is Mount Doom shaped like?
What do all the paths inside Orthanc create?
If you draw an imaginary line between Mordor, Minas Tirith and Orthanc, what do you get?
Illuminati confirmed!

[The Starlight]

So if people prefer the idea of the White Hand to the Northern armies of Carn Dûm, would anyone oppose the inclusion of Wormtongue in the faction? And who possesses the Orthanc Palantir?

No, Wormy's fine. As for the Palantir, I would say Mordor, as there's no way the Witch King allowed Saruman to take that along.

[G-Tech Corporation]

So if people prefer the idea of the White Hand to the Northern armies of Carn Dûm, would anyone oppose the inclusion of Wormtongue in the faction? And who possesses the Orthanc Palantir?

Oh yes, please bring Wormtongue with you. He's a great character.

I believe the Palantir would have remained at Orthanc.

[Delsola]

So if people prefer the idea of the White Hand to the Northern armies of Carn Dûm, would anyone oppose the inclusion of Wormtongue in the faction? And who possesses the Orthanc Palantir?

Oh yes, please bring Wormtongue with you. He's a great character.

I believe the Palantir would have remained at Orthanc.

Wormtongue will hopefully provide a similar service as he had during the time of Rohan's fall, a snake in the grass contrasting greatly with the brutish Uruks still loyal to Saruman. Plus, can you imagine him being marched hundreds of miles South, practically a prisoner of war, back to a master he hates and fears in equal measure? Now that I think about it, I feel Wormtongue is necessary to add some character to the White Hand.

[The black lands of Mordor]

Just got back. What did I miss?

[Osnil]

Just got back. What did I miss?

Lord of the Rings has connections with the Illuminati. 9 Nazgul= 3x3
The Illuminati Triangle is most notable for the eye. Sauron is represented as AN EYE.
Mount Doom is shaped like a triangle
All paths inside Orthanc create a triangle.
If you draw an imaginary line between Mordor, Minas Tirith, and Orthanc, you get a triangle.
Sauron likes to turn into a vampire bat as large as three men.
Illuminati Confirmed.

[Shaggai]

Any ideas for what the spiders should do, as in specifics?

[Osnil]

Any ideas for what the spiders should do, as in specifics?

Rampage and destroy everything? Maybe wander out of the forest out of a desire for food and start slaughtering people?

[Shaggai]

Any ideas for what the spiders should do, as in specifics?

Rampage and destroy everything? Maybe wander out of the forest out of a desire for food and start slaughtering people?

It depends. If the map is accurate, then that would be Mordor, and I don't want to annoy them. Maybe I'll go raid and pillage Imladris.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Any ideas for what the spiders should do, as in specifics?

There are Woodsmen and Dwarves remnants in the Grey Mountains; with the climbing ability and the speed of the spiders, you could root them out of their dens.

[The Starlight]

Rampage and destroy everything? Maybe wander out of the forest out of a desire for food and start slaughtering people?

It depends. If the map is accurate, then that would be Mordor, and I don't want to annoy them. Maybe I'll go raid and pillage Imladris.

You can try, but it would be foolhardy.

[G-Tech Corporation]

It depends. If the map is accurate, then that would be Mordor, and I don't want to annoy them. Maybe I'll go raid and pillage Imladris.

You can try, but it would be foolhardy.

Not necessarily; Imladris itself would be silly to raid, but the environs that feed it are a completely different matter.