Sapiens Has Company (OOC/Reboot)

[The Orson Empire]

Seems like people are already picking sides. Seb and Jordslag, I shall accept your help. Jordslag, I will particularly need your help in defeating Mars.

My allies could deal with that nation if they attack.

Anyway, I am planning a massive blitzkrieg-like invasion of your nation, with the air force being used to bomb cities and other important targets, while the navy would be used to blockade your nation and launch amphibious invasion. This invasion would be comparable to Operation Barbarossa.

Expect full-scale retaliation to any unprovoked attack on our nation, and on equal scale of your own barbaric attack.

Very well, and we will be ready for any retaliation. We have put a lot of thought behind this invasion.

[Lingang]

United Nations Against Tyranny

• The Weimar Confederation (Mars)
• The Eternal Empire of Winco (Me)
• The Lupiar Republic (Arana)

[New Jordslag]

Seems like people are already picking sides. Seb and Jordslag, I shall accept your help. Jordslag, I will particularly need your help in defeating Mars.

Expect full-scale retaliation to any unprovoked attack on our nation, and on equal scale of your own barbaric attack.

Very well, and we will be ready for any retaliation. We have put a lot of thought behind this invasion.

What? No.

We are Peaceful Author-Monks.

In fact, I have a deal for Reatra and Mars: We will drop out of Seb's alliance and join you if Reatra gives me Hokkaido and Kyushu.

Otherwise, I'm neutral.

[Illan]

Seems like people are already picking sides. Seb and Jordslag, I shall accept your help. Jordslag, I will particularly need your help in defeating Mars.

Very well, and we will be ready for any retaliation. We have put a lot of thought behind this invasion.

What? No.

We are Peaceful Author-Monks.

In fact, I have a deal for Reatra and Mars: We will drop out of Seb's alliance and join you if Reatra gives me Hokkaido and Kyushu.

Otherwise, I'm neutral.

Ahem, wouldn't you rather deal with the threat alongside a true force rather than join them?

[Reatra]

Seems like people are already picking sides. Seb and Jordslag, I shall accept your help. Jordslag, I will particularly need your help in defeating Mars.

Very well, and we will be ready for any retaliation. We have put a lot of thought behind this invasion.

What? No.

We are Peaceful Author-Monks.

In fact, I have a deal for Reatra and Mars: We will drop out of Seb's alliance and join you if Reatra gives me Hokkaido and Kyushu.

Otherwise, I'm neutral.

If you can prove to my Impirren that you're at least 33% Reatrist, then sure!

[Marsisian]

What? No.

We are Peaceful Author-Monks.

In fact, I have a deal for Reatra and Mars: We will drop out of Seb's alliance and join you if Reatra gives me Hokkaido and Kyushu.

Otherwise, I'm neutral.

Ahem, wouldn't you rather deal with the threat alongside a true force rather than join them?

It seems like there's going to be some heavy jungle fighting in New Guinea.

[Lingang]

What? No.

We are Peaceful Author-Monks.

In fact, I have a deal for Reatra and Mars: We will drop out of Seb's alliance and join you if Reatra gives me Hokkaido and Kyushu.

Otherwise, I'm neutral.

If you can prove to my Impirren that you're at least 33% Reatrist, then sure!

Will you join UNAT?

[Illan]

Ahem, wouldn't you rather deal with the threat alongside a true force rather than join them?

It seems like there's going to be some heavy jungle fighting in New Guinea.

I thought we were allies m80

[New Jordslag]

What? No.

We are Peaceful Author-Monks.

In fact, I have a deal for Reatra and Mars: We will drop out of Seb's alliance and join you if Reatra gives me Hokkaido and Kyushu.

Otherwise, I'm neutral.

If you can prove to my Impirren that you're at least 33% Reatrist, then sure!

Well, in a sense, we are 100% Reatrist. But also 100% Shintoist.

Don't question how that's possible. Our Philosophers are crazy.

[Reatra]

Ahem, wouldn't you rather deal with the threat alongside a true force rather than join them?

It seems like there's going to be some heavy jungle fighting in New Guinea.

Could we get Mars, Jordslag, and the Siberians and I into a coalition for independence. It's not like a UN or anything, simply a joint defensive alliance.

[Marsisian]

It seems like there's going to be some heavy jungle fighting in New Guinea.

I thought we were allies m80

I know m8

[The Orson Empire]

Seems like people are already picking sides. Seb and Jordslag, I shall accept your help. Jordslag, I will particularly need your help in defeating Mars.

Very well, and we will be ready for any retaliation. We have put a lot of thought behind this invasion.

What? No.

We are Peaceful Author-Monks.

In fact, I have a deal for Reatra and Mars: We will drop out of Seb's alliance and join you if Reatra gives me Hokkaido and Kyushu.

Otherwise, I'm neutral.

Damn it.

[Marsisian]

It seems like there's going to be some heavy jungle fighting in New Guinea.

Could we get Mars, Jordslag, and the Siberians and I into a coalition for independence. It's not like a UN or anything, simply a joint defensive alliance.

I'm with UNAT.

[Illan]

I thought we were allies m80

I know m8

why must you do this to me m8. why

[Reatra]

UNAT is...?

[The Orson Empire]

Seeing as I am now going to be fighting three nations, the Vorgon are going to have to go into total war mode. I am going to have to mobilize the population of the UVR in order to support the war effort. Seeing as I control the mainland U.S., and seeing the fact that U.S. productivity during WWII was extraordinarily high....I will probably be able to achieve the same results.

[New Jordslag]

What? No.

We are Peaceful Author-Monks.

In fact, I have a deal for Reatra and Mars: We will drop out of Seb's alliance and join you if Reatra gives me Hokkaido and Kyushu.

Otherwise, I'm neutral.

Ahem, wouldn't you rather deal with the threat alongside a true force rather than join them?

No.

Reatra shows no signs of wanting to conquer me and has even promised to give back lost land. I see no harm in joining you, and even less in joining them. No matter who I join, I win.

[Lingang]

UNAT is...?

United Nations Against Tyranny

• The Weimar Confederation (Mars)
• The Eternal Empire of Winco (Me)
• The Lupiar Republic (Arana) - Wants a name change.

[Illan]

Ahem, wouldn't you rather deal with the threat alongside a true force rather than join them?

No.

Reatra shows no signs of wanting to conquer me and has even promised to give back lost land. I see no harm in joining you, and even less in joining them. No matter who I join, I win.

And you trust the shifty raptor people? They probably caused the Black Plague for all we know!

[Reatra]

No.

Reatra shows no signs of wanting to conquer me and has even promised to give back lost land. I see no harm in joining you, and even less in joining them. No matter who I join, I win.

And you trust the shifty raptor people? They probably caused the Black Plague for all we know!

Wha.....?

[Arana]

UNAT is...?

United Nations Against Tyranny

• The Weimar Confederation (Mars)
• The Eternal Empire of Winco (Me)
• The Lupiar Republic (Arana) - Wants a name change.

The reason for the name change being that this isn't actually an alliance against tyranny. It's imperialist and possibly aggressive, although that depends more on the nations involved.

[Illan]

And you trust the shifty raptor people? They probably caused the Black Plague for all we know!

Wha.....?

Shhshshshhshhhh

[New Jordslag]

Seeing as I am now going to be fighting three nations, the Vorgon are going to have to go into total war mode. I am going to have to mobilize the population of the UVR in order to support the war effort. Seeing as I control the mainland U.S., and seeing the fact that U.S. productivity during WWII was extraordinarily high....I will probably be able to achieve the same results.

Just don't fight me. I am not ready to fight yet, and will join at my leisure.

[Sebtopiaris]

The League of Solidarity
The Unified Imperium of Thora (Illan)
The United Vorgonian Realms (Orson Empire)
The Great Clansmanship of Palmah-Zhunid (Sebtopiaris)
The Confederation of Verssenic States (Neo-Assyrian Empire)

[Lingang]

United Nations Against Tyranny

• The Weimar Confederation (Mars)
• The Eternal Empire of Winco (Me)
• The Lupiar Republic (Arana) - Wants a name change.

The reason for the name change being that this isn't actually an alliance against tyranny. It's imperialist and possibly aggressive, although that depends more on the nations involved.

Me no want aggressive alliance. Somewhat skewed and sketchy probably, but not flat out aggressive.