Sapiens Has Company (OOC/Reboot)

[Arana]

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!

Plus I'm not nazi.

I'm Reatrist, and zealous, and only really Ryraptors want to worship Reatra, so that was why the genocides happened awhile ago.

"Hey North Korea, you're an asshole."
"Why's that, America?"
"Because you're an evil dictatorial hellhole"
"We're not a dictatorship, silly America. We're Juche"

This is ridiculous. Obviously North Korea is a true Democratic People's Republic. Otherwise they wouldn't name it that.

[Sebtopiaris]

No. Military alliance. Allows us to gang-bang anybody who attacks a fellow member. Together we are stronk. Period.

Hey Serb, I accepted your request to join the League.

Serb? Do I sound like a Serb to you?
I'm straya' mate.
But thank you, Orson. Are you the continental united states?
Because if so, I'm going to be sending a trade fleet in from the Dazhaaria governate.

[Sebtopiaris]

"Hey North Korea, you're an asshole."
"Why's that, America?"
"Because you're an evil dictatorial hellhole"
"We're not a dictatorship, silly America. We're Juche"

This is ridiculous. Obviously North Korea is a true Democratic People's Republic. Otherwise they wouldn't name it that.

Yes, Comrade. I agree fully.
please don't take me to the gulag.

[Sebtopiaris]

I've got slightly advanced weaponry, tanks and planes that could roll through a concrete wall and probably make it through unscathed, and troops with drive and initiative.

But, hell, you knew I was already in this.

My military is powerful all around, utilizing large numbers of tanks, submarines, and bombers. Think the German military during WWII.

Everything is great? This sounds a bit OP, especially seeing as your military is supposedly bigger than mine and yet you have less than a third of my population.

[Arana]

My military is powerful all around, utilizing large numbers of tanks, submarines, and bombers. Think the German military during WWII.

Everything is great? This sounds a bit OP, especially seeing as your military is supposedly bigger than mine and yet you have less than a third of my population.

Bigger during peacetime, but smaller during wartime due to conscription.

[The Orson Empire]

Hey Serb, I accepted your request to join the League.

Serb? Do I sound like a Serb to you?
I'm straya' mate.
But thank you, Orson. Are you the continental united states?
Because if so, I'm going to be sending a trade fleet in from the Dazhaaria governate.

Yes, I am the continental United States.

[Marsisian]

My military is powerful all around, utilizing large numbers of tanks, submarines, and bombers. Think the German military during WWII.

Everything is great? This sounds a bit OP, especially seeing as your military is supposedly bigger than mine and yet you have less than a third of my population.

He doesn't say his infantry is good. Nor his cruisers. Or his fighters.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

I've got slightly advanced weaponry, tanks and planes that could roll through a concrete wall and probably make it through unscathed, and troops with drive and initiative.

But, hell, you knew I was already in this.

My military is powerful all around, utilizing large numbers of tanks, submarines, and bombers. Think the German military during WWII.

Seb apefolk, sav me pls

[Arana]

My military is powerful all around, utilizing large numbers of tanks, submarines, and bombers. Think the German military during WWII.

Seb apefolk, sav me pls

You don't need saving. You're a nation of twenty foot tall wolves, that can probable flip over a tank with their bare hands

[Sebtopiaris]

Everything is great? This sounds a bit OP, especially seeing as your military is supposedly bigger than mine and yet you have less than a third of my population.

He doesn't say his infantry is good. Nor his cruisers. Or his fighters.

I think I might start to build myself a good air force of fighters and bombers at the expense of my navy.

[The Orson Empire]

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[Sebtopiaris]

My military is powerful all around, utilizing large numbers of tanks, submarines, and bombers. Think the German military during WWII.

Seb apefolk, sav me pls

I will. He may have the tanks, but in the end we have more men and the northern winter will be able to beat him back if he hits Scandinavia. Also, air force.

[Sebtopiaris]

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U fukkin wot m8?

[Reatra]

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!

Plus I'm not nazi.

I'm Reatrist, and zealous, and only really Ryraptors want to worship Reatra, so that was why the genocides happened awhile ago.

Hmmmm... Would you Genocide Enjeru?

Only if I conquered you and your people refused to follow our faith.

[Lingang]

I wonder what Vorgon blood tastes like? *licks lips*

[Sebtopiaris]

I wonder what Vorgon blood tastes like? *licks lips*

Do you wonder what bombs over your cities taste like because you messed with muh alliance?

[The Orson Empire]

I wonder what Vorgon blood tastes like? *licks lips*

I and my new allies (if they assist) will have wiped your nation off of the map before you will ever find out.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

Seb apefolk, sav me pls

You don't need saving. You're a nation of twenty foot tall wolves, that can probable flip over a tank with their bare hands

Yeah, but they can't survive a direct blast to the chest from one, especially with just plate armor.

Seb apefolk, sav me pls

I will. He may have the tanks, but in the end we have more men and the northern winter will be able to beat him back if he hits Scandinavia. Also, air force.

thx apefolk, u tru frien

[Lingang]

I wonder what Vorgon blood tastes like? *licks lips*

Do you wonder what bombs over your cities taste like because you messed with muh alliance?

Well they taste like nothing since we build lots of stuff underground.

Also I am also planning to join the Solidarity Alliance.

[New Jordslag]

Everything is great? This sounds a bit OP, especially seeing as your military is supposedly bigger than mine and yet you have less than a third of my population.

Bigger during peacetime, but smaller during wartime due to conscription.

Does nobody else realize the contradiction in this?

[Arana]

Bigger during peacetime, but smaller during wartime due to conscription.

Does nobody else realize the contradiction in this?

There is no contradiction... my army is bigger than his in peacetime, but due to his larger population, he can use conscription to grow his in wartime, much more than I can.

[The Orson Empire]

Do you wonder what bombs over your cities taste like because you messed with muh alliance?

Well they taste like nothing since we build lots of stuff underground.

Also I am also planning to join the Solidarity Alliance.

Fuck! This is going to screw up my plans.

Seb, don't let him in!

[Sebtopiaris]

thx apefolk, u tru frien

Well they taste like nothing since we build lots of stuff underground.

Also I am also planning to join the Solidarity Alliance.

Fuck! This is going to screw up my plans.

Seb, don't let him in!

K. he eats people, doesn't he? This is of the douche, and is of the ebulz.

[Lingang]

Well they taste like nothing since we build lots of stuff underground.

Also I am also planning to join the Solidarity Alliance.

Fuck! This is going to screw up my plans.

Seb, don't let him in!

But but........Winco nation just wants friends *sniff sniff*

We are also in an alliance with that nation in Italy.

[New Jordslag]

Does nobody else realize the contradiction in this?

There is no contradiction... my army is bigger than his in peacetime, but due to his larger population, he can use conscription to grow his in wartime, much more than I can.

It sounds like he is saying his army is smaller during wartime due to conscription.