Rupudska wrote:
Lance Corporal Derrick Warren
Derrick had given up trying to give the "Weedgarette" to the other soldier and just lit it up himself, then returned to his mossy rock. Panning across the various squads, he picked out all the girls he would need to 'check out'. That flower girl was definitely one. One of Boy Squad's new riflemen recruits was quite cute as well. Yeah...
A familiar voice broke through to him, ranting on about his in-field bake-out. The same shit every year. Fuck. Derrick just leaned his head back against the rock while the lecture continued, a lazy trail of white smoke snaking up into the sky. When his dark-skinned CO finished, he let his head lazily roll forward to face her, his expression one of exaggerated pain.
"Fuck, Sarge. That hurts, you know. I know my commission's still far off, but terminal lance? Damn," Derrick responded sarcastically, "this is my fuckin' eighth year, ma'am. I know how to shut off the circ when I do what I do, don't want to waste any of this stuff on the passenger compartment and you girls up in the turret. This shit... This shit makes me calm, man. Calm and ready for fuckin' battle! That shit will disappearate in minutes, so don't you fuckin' worry. What's an oven if not for bakin', eh?"
He gave an annoying smirk at his own joke and held out another re-stuffed Army cigarette to his CO.
"Cigarette? 'Improved' edition."