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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:47 pm
by The Carlisle
Palonitr and Howland wrote:
The Carlisle wrote:You're joining Bravo company mister!

We've only got squads. Not companies.

My mind said squad but my body said company

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:48 pm
by Grenartia
Old Craet wrote:
Kisinger wrote:Don't forget Texas!

I think it's invalid in Idaho and Hungary as well.........
Kisinger wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Sounds like a good way to keep warm.



I approve*.

*note that a Gren approval does not in any way, shape, or form mean an OP approval. Gren approval not valid in Alaska, Hawaii, Saudi Arabia, Russia, or Nebraska. Void where prohibited. No cash value.

Don't forget Texas!


Actually, it is indeed valid in Texas, Idaho, and Hungary.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:52 pm
by Old Craet
Grenartia wrote:
Old Craet wrote:I think it's invalid in Idaho and Hungary as well.........
Kisinger wrote:Don't forget Texas!


Actually, it is indeed valid in Texas, Idaho, and Hungary.

Oh. Last time I was there (Yes, at all three), Gren Approval wasn't valid.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:02 am
by Grenartia
Old Craet wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Actually, it is indeed valid in Texas, Idaho, and Hungary.

Oh. Last time I was there (Yes, at all three), Gren Approval wasn't valid.


My legal team, consisting solely of my childhood acquaintance, Ted D. Baer, managed to convince all three to see things my the right way.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:08 am
by The Kingdom of Rhamos
Name:
Lou Heitzski (prefers Sgt. Heitz)
Age:
28
Sex/gender:
M
Rank:
Sgt
Years of service:
6 years/2nd Tour
Civilian occupation:
N/A
Nobility:
N/A
Preferred role:
Vehicle Commander (I'd prefer tank but I've been on a Brad so I can make IFV work :P ), Vehicle anything will do actually.
Preferred squad/platoon:
Where ever you need me.
Appearance: (Description or photo, optional.)
Image

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:09 am
by Republic of Hasgriu
Grenartia wrote:
Old Craet wrote:Oh. Last time I was there (Yes, at all three), Gren Approval wasn't valid.


My legal team, consisting solely of my childhood acquaintance, Ted D. Baer, managed to convince all three to see things my the right way.

I think it's invalid in the ISS.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:09 am
by The Carlisle
Grenartia wrote:
Old Craet wrote:Oh. Last time I was there (Yes, at all three), Gren Approval wasn't valid.


My legal team, consisting solely of my childhood acquaintance, Ted D. Baer, managed to convince all three to see things my the right way.

Sounds like me. My lawyer is Dina Sars :p

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:17 am
by Grenartia
Republic of Hasgriu wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
My legal team, consisting solely of my childhood acquaintance, Ted D. Baer, managed to convince all three to see things my the right way.

I think it's invalid in the ISS.


I'm pretty sure the International Space Station has no commerce-regulating body to render Gren Approval invalid.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:19 am
by Grenartia
The Carlisle wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
My legal team, consisting solely of my childhood acquaintance, Ted D. Baer, managed to convince all three to see things my the right way.

Sounds like me. My lawyer is Dina Sars :p


I believe our two lawyers may be acquainted.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:13 am
by Agritum
Rupudska wrote:
Agritum wrote:Name: Poppy Blossom.
Sir? Why are you laughing? Sir?!
Age: 20.
Sex/gender: I'm a woman. I guess this will preclude me from most frontline jobs?
Rank: Recruit. Well, Sir, I cannot say I expected to start as a full private. However, does this mean I will be sent to the front only after a certain period of time? Sir? Why are you laughing again?
Years of service:
Civilian occupation: Florist. I work in a family business. Blossom Flowers Limited. I won't be offended if you've never heard of it, Sir. We just operate in Altaflor, my hometown, and nearby boroughs. It's good enough for us.
Nobility: No. Well, unless childhood princess fantasies count. *Recruit Blossom giggles* good times.
Preferred role: Ideally, I'd like to be an Army Botanical Specialist. Alternatively, an Army Florist? What? Ah, I understand. Well, if I can't be one of those....well, I don't know. I'll let you figure this out, sir. You're probably more expert than me when it comes to this sort of stuff.

(Mortar Operator, Support Gunner, Rifleman)
Preferred squad/platoon: I heard almost everyone gets assigned to Squad Alpha...
Appearance: An old summer photo of mine. I'm a brunette anyways.


I am 100% certain you could've found an image of a more suitably British girl than that, Agri.

Well, Poppy is vaguely European person, like almost everyone else in the RP.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:47 am
by Rupudska
Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female

Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []

Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []

Appearance: Best waifu

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:49 am
by Altito Asmoro
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female

Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []

Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []

Appearance: Best waifu


Professional Lesbian?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:51 am
by Rupudska
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female

Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []

Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []

Appearance: Best waifu


Professional Lesbian?


They have to get a license for that.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:52 am
by Altito Asmoro
Rupudska wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Professional Lesbian?


They have to get a license for that.


What kind a job is that? A pimp?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:55 am
by Rupudska
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
They have to get a license for that.


What kind a job is that? A pimp?


It's not a real job.

We really need a Bio section on the app.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:57 am
by Agritum
Rupudska wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
What kind a job is that? A pimp?


It's not a real job.

We really need a Bio section on the app.

I'm writing one for Poppy. Mostly background around her family and florist job.

Their surname is Blossom due to an old medieval tradition of giving people surnames depending on their occupation.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:06 am
by Altito Asmoro
Rupudska wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
What kind a job is that? A pimp?


It's not a real job.

We really need a Bio section on the app.


We're expendable, right?

Agritum wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
It's not a real job.

We really need a Bio section on the app.

I'm writing one for Poppy. Mostly background around her family and florist job.

Their surname is Blossom due to an old medieval tradition of giving people surnames depending on their occupation.


Blossom's florist.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:34 am
by Nature-Spirits
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female

Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []

Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []

Appearance: Best waifu

Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:39 am
by Altito Asmoro
Nature-Spirits wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female

Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []

Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []

Appearance: Best waifu

Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.


This is going to be bad...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:52 am
by Rupudska
Nature-Spirits wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female

Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []

Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []

Appearance: Best waifu

Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.

Oh I intend to.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:55 am
by Palonitr and Howland
Nature-Spirits wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female

Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []

Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []

Appearance: Best waifu

Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.

Would it not be more appropriate to call them ................
........... Queerkers?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:08 am
by Agritum
So Ayre, I've got a little idea: I could make a nice Spotify playlist everyone could listen to if they wanted some "ambience" to the RP. Since I'm getting quite the mood from reading the OP with "For What It's Worth" in the background.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:28 am
by Hornesia
Palonitr and Howland wrote:
Nature-Spirits wrote:Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.

Would it not be more appropriate to call them ................
........... Queerkers?

Doesn't sound as cool.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:34 am
by Palonitr and Howland
Hornesia wrote:
Palonitr and Howland wrote:Would it not be more appropriate to call them ................
........... Queerkers?

Doesn't sound as cool.

Alas it is true.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:39 am
by The Carlisle
Nature-Spirits wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female

Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []

Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []

Appearance: Best waifu

Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.

That's a order missy. :p