NationStates

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He sent [Margot Robbie] a nice love letter with a black box with a rat in it—a live rat. It was beautiful. Then he sent bullets to Will [Smith] with a letter, and a dead hog…Basically, what he said was, ‘Guys, I can’t be there but I want you to know I’m doing my work as hard as you guys.’ The video he showed is in character. It blew our minds away. Then we realized that day, this is real.

Everyone involved in the filming of this movie has a gun at all times.

One fun thing I learned today while writing the epilogue was that for 475 years every king of Iran was named Arsaces, with the exception of Queen Musa from 2 BC to 4 AD.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Jon's adventures in Python amuse me.

While I bitch and fume my way through, Female Hitler somehow quietly acquired a working knowledge of it in the two weeks since I saw her last.

Guys, I'm outclassed.

Fuck Python.

Constaniana wrote:One fun thing I learned today while writing the epilogue was that for 475 years every king of Iran was named Arsaces, with the exception of Queen Musa from 2 BC to 4 AD.

What the fuck are you writing?

I just got a YouTube ad for South African tourism.

Fuck you, Khan.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just got a YouTube ad for South African tourism.

Fuck you, Khan.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just got a YouTube ad for South African tourism.

Fuck you, Khan.

I talk too much.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Constaniana wrote:One fun thing I learned today while writing the epilogue was that for 475 years every king of Iran was named Arsaces, with the exception of Queen Musa from 2 BC to 4 AD.

What the fuck are you writing?

It's a runaway train, Khan. But hey, I'm doing some worldbuilding, which you like, yes?

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just got a YouTube ad for South African tourism.

Fuck you, Khan.

Come to beautiful Cape Hoek.

Dive with the Great Whites.

Then throw popcorn at the Great Blacks as they swarm on the public beach.

G-Tech Corporation wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just got a YouTube ad for South African tourism.

Fuck you, Khan.

Come to beautiful Cape Hoek.

Dive with the Great Whites.

Then throw popcorn at the Great Blacks as they swarm on the public beach.

G-Tech Corporation wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just got a YouTube ad for South African tourism.

Fuck you, Khan.

Come to beautiful Cape Hoek.

Dive with the Great Whites.

Then throw popcorn at the Great Blacks as they swarm on the public beach.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Come to beautiful Cape Hoek.

Dive with the Great Whites.

Then throw popcorn at the Great Blacks as they swarm on the public beach.

Seriously though, the town and bay of Fish Hoek are gorgeous parts of the Cape.

Except on public holidays.

G-Tech Corporation wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Seriously though, the town and bay of Fish Hoek are gorgeous parts of the Cape.

Except on public holidays.

Oh, I agree. South Africa is a beautiful place.

But unfortunately there are people living there.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Seriously though, the town and bay of Fish Hoek are gorgeous parts of the Cape.

Except on public holidays.

Oh, I agree. South Africa is a beautiful place.

But unfortunately there are people living there.

"Excuse me, sir. Your country is beautiful, but could I ask a favor?

Stop. Stop this. All of it. Now."

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh, I agree. South Africa is a beautiful place.

But unfortunately there are people living there.

"Excuse me, sir. Your country is beautiful, but could I ask a favor?

Stop. Stop this. All of it. Now."

The country would be fantastic overnight.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Seriously though, the town and bay of Fish Hoek are gorgeous parts of the Cape.

Except on public holidays.

Oh, I agree. South Africa is a beautiful place.

But unfortunately there are people living there.

Just like France.

"A serious revolt then broke out in the Sudan, led by a Muslim reformer and self-proclaimed Mahdi, Muhammad Ahmad. Gordon was sent to Khartoum with instructions to secure the evacuation of loyal soldiers and civilians, and depart with them. After evacuating about 2,500 British civilians he retained a smaller group of soldiers and non-military men. In the buildup to battle, the two leaders corresponded, each attempting to convert the other to his faith, but neither would accede."

Now that's some hardcore missionary work right there.

Constaniana wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh, I agree. South Africa is a beautiful place.

But unfortunately there are people living there.

Just like France.

Or Virginia. Or Yorkshire. Or Utah.

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Nude East Ireland wrote:

Constaniana wrote:Just like France.

Or Virginia. Or Yorkshire. Or Utah.

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As opposed to Upstate New York, where nobody lives because it's not a real place.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Seriously though, the town and bay of Fish Hoek are gorgeous parts of the Cape.

Except on public holidays.

Oh, I agree. South Africa is a beautiful place.

But unfortunately there are people living there.

Visit beautiful South Africa.

Marginally less corrupt than China.

Occasionally not a one-party state.

Also, the only nation to avoid AIDS by showering.

We love foreigners, unless they want jobs, or are from a different tribal group.

Don't mind the rolling blackouts.

Or the empty boondoggle stadiums from the World Cup.

No, you didn't need your eardrums. What, you don't like vuvuzelas?

Constaniana wrote:

Nude East Ireland wrote:Or Virginia. Or Yorkshire. Or Utah.

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As opposed to Upstate New York, where nobody lives because it's not a real place.

Lots of states have an up.

Constaniana wrote:

Nude East Ireland wrote:Or Virginia. Or Yorkshire. Or Utah.

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As opposed to Upstate New York, where nobody lives because it's not a real place.

The joke's on you, since I also don't believe Upstate New York is real.

G-Tech Corporation wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh, I agree. South Africa is a beautiful place.

But unfortunately there are people living there.

Visit beautiful South Africa.

Marginally less corrupt than China.

Occasionally not a one-party state.

Also, the only nation to avoid AIDS by showering.

We love foreigners, unless they want jobs, or are from a different tribal group.

Don't mind the rolling blackouts.

Or the empty boondoggle stadiums from the World Cup.

No, you didn't need your eardrums. What, you don't like vuvuzelas?

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Constaniana wrote:As opposed to Upstate New York, where nobody lives because it's not a real place.

Lots of states have an up.

Yes, it was quite a popular Pixar film, wasn't it?

Nude East Ireland wrote:

Constaniana wrote:As opposed to Upstate New York, where nobody lives because it's not a real place.

The joke's on you, since I also don't believe Upstate New York is real.

If that's the case then you can't be real, ergo you couldn't actually make that burn against my homelands.

India has a state actually called UP. (Uttar Pradesh).

It's also a terrible place.