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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:40 pm

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This is great.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:00 pm

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:rofl:
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:26 pm

Remembering the fact that Kronos is blind, I'd like to restate, once more, that this current situation all happened because Lyra decided to nuke the fucking moon.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Remembering the fact that Kronos is blind, I'd like to restate, once more, that this current situation all happened because Lyra decided to nuke the fucking moon.


You're fucking welcome. -Nods-
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:31 pm

In general, this whole thing has taken stuff up to an insane level.

The Devil's funeral became a place where the absolute greatest wars began when some asshole started to present Shakespeare's lost play, which also doubles as demon erotica.

Then Lyra's moon nuking also resulted in quite literally everything that is being reduced down to one insane, horny, sentient school and a giant ass tree.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:In general, this whole thing has taken stuff up to an insane level.

The Devil's funeral became a place where the absolute greatest wars began when some asshole started to present Shakespeare's lost play, which also doubles as demon erotica.

Then Lyra's moon nuking also resulted in quite literally everything that is being reduced down to one insane, horny, sentient school and a giant ass tree.


She's a girl that's not very powerful compared to other characters and never really did much, but fuck you, she's friends with Death and nuked the plans of the Fairy King and the Titan of Time.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:In general, this whole thing has taken stuff up to an insane level.

The Devil's funeral became a place where the absolute greatest wars began when some asshole started to present Shakespeare's lost play, which also doubles as demon erotica.

Then Lyra's moon nuking also resulted in quite literally everything that is being reduced down to one insane, horny, sentient school and a giant ass tree.

And this is just the beginning.

And who are you, the proud lord said...
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:36 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:In general, this whole thing has taken stuff up to an insane level.

The Devil's funeral became a place where the absolute greatest wars began when some asshole started to present Shakespeare's lost play, which also doubles as demon erotica.

Then Lyra's moon nuking also resulted in quite literally everything that is being reduced down to one insane, horny, sentient school and a giant ass tree.

And this is just the beginning.

And who are you, the proud lord said...

Well, it's not the beginning.

Plot twist: The rp turns out to be a Groundhog Day-esque loop.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:37 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:And this is just the beginning.

And who are you, the proud lord said...

Well, it's not the beginning.

Plot twist: The rp turns out to be a Groundhog Day-esque loop.
\
And Bill Murray, in this case, is Oberon.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:38 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Well, it's not the beginning.

Plot twist: The rp turns out to be a Groundhog Day-esque loop.
\
And Bill Murray, in this case, is Oberon.

This is really a very light-hearted comedy.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Plot twist: The rp turns out to be a Groundhog Day-esque loop.


I would literally fly to Mumbai -- not on a plane, no, rather, I would be propelled there by my own volition -- and shit on your kitchen table.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:43 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Plot twist: The rp turns out to be a Groundhog Day-esque loop.


I would literally fly to Mumbai -- not on a plane, no, rather, I would be propelled there by my own volition -- and shit on your kitchen table.

This is the perfect threat.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:44 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Plot twist: The rp turns out to be a Groundhog Day-esque loop.


I would literally fly to Mumbai -- not on a plane, no, rather, I would be propelled there by my own volition -- and shit on your kitchen table.

I am no stranger to shit.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
I would literally fly to Mumbai -- not on a plane, no, rather, I would be propelled there by my own volition -- and shit on your kitchen table.

I am no stranger to shit.


Then you won't mind when I then shit on your child.
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Ilia Franchisco Attore, King Attorio Maldive III
North Carolina | NSIndex Page | Embassies
Pop: 3,082 | Tech: MT | DEFCON: 5-4-3-2-1
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
About Me: Ravenclaw, Gay, Cis Male, 5’4”.
"Don't you forget about me."

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
I would literally fly to Mumbai -- not on a plane, no, rather, I would be propelled there by my own volition -- and shit on your kitchen table.

I am no stranger to shit.

This is the perfect response.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:45 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I am no stranger to shit.


Then you won't mind when I then shit on your child.

He'll rip off your testicles. :)
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:48 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Then you won't mind when I then shit on your child.

He'll rip off your testicles. :)


I doubt he expected to come out of that mess with balls still attached.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:48 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Then you won't mind when I then shit on your child.

He'll rip off your testicles. :)

I'm not having biological children. I serve the realm.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:53 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He'll rip off your testicles. :)

I'm not having biological children. I serve the realm.

The realm will cease existing.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:54 pm

I admit that Miracle of Sound is probably the person most able to convince me whether I should buy a game or not.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:55 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:I'm not having biological children. I serve the realm.

The realm will cease existing.

Then I shall have no goal left but your suffering.
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SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
About Me: Ravenclaw, Gay, Cis Male, 5’4”.
"Don't you forget about me."

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:56 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The realm will cease existing.

Then I shall have no goal left but your suffering.

You're a bit late on that. Experience has done it already.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:57 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Then I shall have no goal left but your suffering.

You're a bit late on that. Experience has done it already.

Suffering is not felt in the self, Krishna. Suffering is felt in the ones we love.
The Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium
Ilia Franchisco Attore, King Attorio Maldive III
North Carolina | NSIndex Page | Embassies
Pop: 3,082 | Tech: MT | DEFCON: 5-4-3-2-1
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
About Me: Ravenclaw, Gay, Cis Male, 5’4”.
"Don't you forget about me."

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:58 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You're a bit late on that. Experience has done it already.

Suffering is not felt in the self, Krishna. Suffering is felt in the ones we love.

At this point I'll refrain from replying because I don't have a non-humorous reply and I'll wind up making this joking exchange a bummer.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:59 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Suffering is not felt in the self, Krishna. Suffering is felt in the ones we love.

At this point I'll refrain from replying because I don't have a non-humorous reply and I'll wind up making this joking exchange a bummer.


I saw that coming.
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