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Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:44 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Crowley and Tyrion should meet.

They'd both love each other.

Throw Bronn in there.

Crowley and Lewis are the transdimensional counterparts to Tyrion and Bronn.

I think that makes Minh Varys.

This makes entirely too much sense.

Who is Damien?

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:46 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Crowley and Lewis are the transdimensional counterparts to Tyrion and Bronn.

I think that makes Minh Varys.

This makes entirely too much sense.

Who is Damien?

Undependable, prone to irrational rage, doesn't really want to be there, puts his dick in everything?

Loras fucking Tyrell.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:51 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This makes entirely too much sense.

Who is Damien?

Undependable, prone to irrational rage, doesn't really want to be there, puts his dick in everything?

Loras fucking Tyrell.

Holy shit.

We need a Game of Thrones crossover.

And a Westerosi Bugle.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:52 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Undependable, prone to irrational rage, doesn't really want to be there, puts his dick in everything?

Loras fucking Tyrell.

Holy shit.

We need a Game of Thrones crossover.

And a Westerosi Bugle.

Is your response to everything to demand a Bugle of it?

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:58 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Holy shit.

We need a Game of Thrones crossover.

And a Westerosi Bugle.

Is your response to everything to demand a Bugle of it?

Do you disagree?

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:09 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Is your response to everything to demand a Bugle of it?

Do you disagree?

"So, Jon, have you been paying attention to the ravens lately?"

"No, Tyrion, I have not."

"Yeah, it seems that the Maesters think that winter is coming. I told them I thought they were Reach-ing and that Cersei summer would Tarly here some more, but their predictions were really Stark. They promised me Mormont that tomorrow. Mormont... more on... no?"

"What are you doing, exactly?"

"Oh, you know, just another pun Riverrun."

"You fucker. They're all dead because of your family."

"Tyrell the truth, I'm Darry sad about that as well. What happened to your brother was a monstrosity, and I Willas try to make it up to you one Dayne."

"You aren't even trying."

"Frey'd not."

"(audible brooding)"

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:13 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Do you disagree?

"So, Jon, have you been paying attention to the ravens lately?"

"No, Tyrion, I have not."

"Yeah, it seems that the Maesters think that winter is coming. I told them I thought they were Reach-ing and that Cersei summer would Tarly here some more, but their predictions were really Stark. They promised me Mormont that tomorrow. Mormont... more on... no?"

"What are you doing, exactly?"

"Oh, you know, just another pun Riverrun."

"You fucker. They're all dead because of your family."

"Tyrell the truth, I'm Darry sad about that as well. What happened to your brother was a monstrosity, and I Willas try to make it up to you one Dayne."

"You aren't even trying."

"Frey'd not."

"(audible brooding)"

You spent a lot of time on that and regret none of it.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:15 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"So, Jon, have you been paying attention to the ravens lately?"

"No, Tyrion, I have not."

"Yeah, it seems that the Maesters think that winter is coming. I told them I thought they were Reach-ing and that Cersei summer would Tarly here some more, but their predictions were really Stark. They promised me Mormont that tomorrow. Mormont... more on... no?"

"What are you doing, exactly?"

"Oh, you know, just another pun Riverrun."

"You fucker. They're all dead because of your family."

"Tyrell the truth, I'm Darry sad about that as well. What happened to your brother was a monstrosity, and I Willas try to make it up to you one Dayne."

"You aren't even trying."

"Frey'd not."

"(audible brooding)"

You spent a lot of time on that and regret none of it.

I can't Shae that I do. Arya sure you aren't entertained?

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:20 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You spent a lot of time on that and regret none of it.

I can't Shae that I do. Arya sure you aren't entertained?

I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:24 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I can't Shae that I do. Arya sure you aren't entertained?

I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.

Jaime votre colère.

Because bilingual puns.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:31 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.

Jaime votre colère.

Because bilingual puns.

Americans aren't supposed to do that.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:37 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Jaime votre colère.

Because bilingual puns.

Americans aren't supposed to do that.

I don't see you Tywin to stop me.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:42 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Americans aren't supposed to do that.

I don't see you Tywin to stop me.

I'm Bolton over there to kill you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:11 pm**

This episode.

Fuck.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:18 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This episode.

Fuck.

I have mixed feelings about it. A part of me thinks it was generally awful, while the other liked some key moments very much, enough to almost overlook the rest.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:49 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:My predictions for the finale;

- Davos returns from the Wall. Seeking comfort after Shireen's death, he and Stannis fuck under the night sky. It's beautiful.

- Roose chokes to death on his own blood. Ramsay assumes control of House Bolton and immediately converts Winterfell into a charity, having had a change of heart spurred by the tender tears of Reek. He then has Reek murdered in revenge, because hey, old habits die hard.

- Littlefinger's army shows up at Moat Cailin and is slaughtered by the ghost of Ned Stark, because fuck off from his daughter, you creepy bastard. Brienne shows up and high fives Ned's ghost. Jaime would do so as well, but tragically has never learned how to high five with his left hand.

- Cersei and Margaery team up to escape the High Sparrow. Both are captured, and Margaery escapes by pushing Cersei down as a distraction.

- Joffrey dies.

- Tyrion conquers Meereen with a bit of charm and a lot of stabbing.

- Tormund beats the Lord of Bones's corpse with a staff for twenty minutes, because fuck that guy.

- Jon teaches the Night's King the meaning of friendship.

- Syrio and the Greatjon team up and conquer the Westerlands.

- Shireen was just hiding.

- Sam teaches a wight to read.

- In the last scene, the Hound and Thoros team up to fight crime in the gritty world that is under the Riverlands under the Freys, setting up the buddy cop plot that will occupy the last three seasons.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:05 am**

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:07 am**

I love banner ads.

Air China is promising me a "brand new fligh" on their "quieter, more environmentally friendlier" Boeing-478, which is constantly "bordering on our horizons".

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:08 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I love banner ads.

Air China is promising me a "brand new fligh" on their "quieter, more environmentally friendlier" Boeing-478, which is constantly "bordering on our horizons".

Said "fligh" is also "classic" and "legendary".

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:11 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I love banner ads.

Air China is promising me a "brand new fligh" on their "quieter, more environmentally friendlier" Boeing-478, which is constantly "bordering on our horizons".

Said "fligh" is also "classic" and "legendary".

It is your duty now to go to China.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:12 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Said "fligh" is also "classic" and "legendary".

It is your duty now to go to China.

On the list of countries I should visit, China has never really factored in.

Largely because my revolutionary impulses would probably get me killed.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:25 am**

On the other hand, True Detective this Sunday.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:35 am**

I don't care if Jon and I both have Rust images as our flags.

Rustin Cohle is fucking great.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:39 am**

Nude East Ireland wrote:I don't care if Jon and I both have Rust images as our flags.

Rustin Cohle is fucking great.

He's American Christ.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:20 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It is your duty now to go to China.

On the list of countries I should visit, China has never really factored in.

Largely because my revolutionary impulses would probably get me killed.

India better have factored in.

I have plans, Jon.

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