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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:57 am

The Binding Of Isaac is plain weird.

In no other game have I been so thrilled and happy to acquire the severed head of a cat.
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Postby Esternial » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:55 am

Oh, this thing still going on?

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Postby Constaniana » Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:21 am

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Have a joyful nameday, my friend. :hug:

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Happy birthday! :kiss:

Let me gift you a great song.

Glorious. :kiss:
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:46 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Have a joyful nameday, my friend. :hug:

I am. I already got a box of Nerds, and my girlfriend made me a cake and a card.

Fabulous. :kiss: :hug:
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:19 pm

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_21706_5-insane-realities-my-life-as-dwarf.html

This is pretty cool.


"Sure, maybe they're running around in diapers or belly-flopping onto alligators or doing some other stupid shit -- but they treat Wee Man as an equal. He's one of them."

That's just beautiful.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:20 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_21706_5-insane-realities-my-life-as-dwarf.html

This is pretty cool.


"Sure, maybe they're running around in diapers or belly-flopping onto alligators or doing some other stupid shit -- but they treat Wee Man as an equal. He's one of them."

That's just beautiful.

Humanity is united by its common stupidity.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:28 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
"Sure, maybe they're running around in diapers or belly-flopping onto alligators or doing some other stupid shit -- but they treat Wee Man as an equal. He's one of them."

That's just beautiful.

Humanity is united by its common stupidity.


And it's great.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:51 pm

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Hale_Thompson

This man is a stereotypical childrens' book villain.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:55 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Hale_Thompson

This man is a stereotypical childrens' book villain.

"...Thompson was the last Republican to serve as Mayor of Chicago (as of 2014)."

Holy fuck.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:56 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Hale_Thompson

This man is a stereotypical childrens' book villain.

"...Thompson was the last Republican to serve as Mayor of Chicago (as of 2014)."

Holy fuck.

Shortly after WWI;

"According to Thompson, at this time the biggest enemy the United States had was King George V of the United Kingdom. Thompson promised his supporters that if they ever met, Thompson would punch the king in the nose."

I can respect that level of batshit.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:59 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"...Thompson was the last Republican to serve as Mayor of Chicago (as of 2014)."

Holy fuck.

Shortly after WWI;

"According to Thompson, at this time the biggest enemy the United States had was King George V of the United Kingdom. Thompson promised his supporters that if they ever met, Thompson would punch the king in the nose."

I can respect that level of batshit.

"Upon Thompson's death, two safe deposit boxes in his name were discovered to contain nearly $1.5 million in cash."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:01 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Shortly after WWI;

"According to Thompson, at this time the biggest enemy the United States had was King George V of the United Kingdom. Thompson promised his supporters that if they ever met, Thompson would punch the king in the nose."

I can respect that level of batshit.

"Upon Thompson's death, two safe deposit boxes in his name were discovered to contain nearly $1.5 million in cash."

For building a very large rocket-fist aimed at London, of course.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:09 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"Upon Thompson's death, two safe deposit boxes in his name were discovered to contain nearly $1.5 million in cash."

For building a very large rocket-fist aimed at London, of course.

This man wanted to run for President.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:14 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:For building a very large rocket-fist aimed at London, of course.

This man wanted to run for President.

And we didn't elect him.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:19 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:This man wanted to run for President.

And we didn't elect him.

I'm so disappointed.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:56 pm

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mellow ... ltu,37482/

This actually made me burst out laughing while at work.

My employees looked terrified at the sound.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:08 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/mellowing-jihadist-not-as-enraged-by-western-cultu,37482/

This actually made me burst out laughing while at work.

My employees looked terrified at the sound.

This strikes me as very likely accurate.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:09 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/mellowing-jihadist-not-as-enraged-by-western-cultu,37482/

This actually made me burst out laughing while at work.

My employees looked terrified at the sound.

This strikes me as very likely accurate.

The laughter or the article?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:10 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:This strikes me as very likely accurate.

The laughter or the article?

The article.

Your laughter very likely sounds nothing like laughter at all, instead something similar to the heavy knock of Death on the hollow shell of a human form.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:12 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The laughter or the article?

The article.

Your laughter very likely sounds nothing like laughter at all, instead something similar to the heavy knock of Death on the hollow shell of a human form.

Quite true.

The article reminds me of my own progression - though not as a Muslim jihadist, more as a Hindu Communist asshole to a much more laid back Hindu libertarian asshole.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The article.

Your laughter very likely sounds nothing like laughter at all, instead something similar to the heavy knock of Death on the hollow shell of a human form.

Quite true.

The article reminds me of my own progression - though not as a Muslim jihadist, more as a Hindu Communist asshole to a much more laid back Hindu libertarian asshole.

The heat of youth is the product of nearly all political fervor; old men think and young men act.

Given as the closest I get to any kind of heat is "vaguely tepid" under most circumstances, you don't need to worry about me.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:14 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Quite true.

The article reminds me of my own progression - though not as a Muslim jihadist, more as a Hindu Communist asshole to a much more laid back Hindu libertarian asshole.

The heat of youth is the product of nearly all political fervor; old men think and young men act.

Given as the closest I get to any kind of heat is "vaguely tepid" under most circumstances, you don't need to worry about me.

You don't get heated? Let's test the theory.

What if, during a speech tournament, someone argued the 12th Doctor was rubbish?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:17 pm

Really though, after a certain point you just go "Eh. I hated you on sight anyway, so this is just another reason to the pile. Whatever."
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The heat of youth is the product of nearly all political fervor; old men think and young men act.

Given as the closest I get to any kind of heat is "vaguely tepid" under most circumstances, you don't need to worry about me.

You don't get heated? Let's test the theory.

What if, during a speech tournament, someone argued the 12th Doctor was rubbish?

I would coldly dismantle their family lives by slowly easing them into a cocaine addiction while ravaging their finances via bad investments, frame them for the murder of a loved one (preferably a minor), rig the system to get life imprisonment by clever use of blackmail, pay the prisoners off into starting fights around them until they are forced into solitary, then replace all their meals with unflavored quinoa.

So much fucking quinoa.
Last edited by Nationstatelandsville on Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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