Elfen High 2 (OOC 11, Closed, Hindustan Zindabad)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://m.bbc.com/news/magazine-30122030

Absolutely remarkable.

"It's not a question of interested. I am the Indian Jerusalem needs, not the Indian it deserves."

We've been there for centuries.

Now it is my goal to have an Indian ruler in Jerusalem in CK2.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I am now Kitbuqa's son Daratai, High Chief of Aleppo, Edessa, and Syria. (Having formed Syria himself, Daratai had to fight his brother Yedi for Edessa - Yedi is now my most loyal general, and my greatest until recent events.)

Daratai took the throne when he was but 8, and spent the next 8 years under regency with his Court Chaplain at the head of his chiefdom. He spent that time fighting, first with Yedi, then with a rival chief for Syrian land. Once he won said land, he formed the High Chiefdom of Syria, granting him claim to enough land to form the Kingdom of Syria. I need to do this, as for all three of my High Chiefdoms, I have three sons to claim them - my lands will be divided. I also can't change my Succession laws, as they are dependent on Ilkhanate Crown Authority, and you'll see soon that's an issue.

But then the troubles began when Khagan Agaba died after a year at the throne; his son, whose name I can't be bothered to remember, took charge and immediately raised the Crown Authority. Suddenly, I could no longer war with my other vassals.

After five years of campaigning and generally flailing about, a fellow chief constructed a faction large enough to bring down the Khagan and lower the Authority. This was steeped largely in the resentment resulting from the new Khagan's stripping of the titles of minor Nestorian lords in a selfish abuse of power; even the Tengri lords did not trust him, and the country was constantly in civil war.

Then, all of a sudden, the wars ended when the Khagan destroyed a mass revolt in the heart of Mongolia. Suddenly, everyone feared him - and everyone fled my faction. In a few seconds, I was the sole member; and that is when I did something very stupid.

I issued my demands to the Khagan on threat of war. He refused, and I found myself alone against him.

Miraculously, I was able to capture him in a short battle (his capital being right next to my lands), and wrap things pretty quickly. Due to my extensive bribes and otherwise unwavering loyalty, he's forgiven me and still holds a positive opinion.

With the Crown Authority low enough, I quickly swallowed the territory of Bortza, and with it, the Chief of Bortza - a man with a Military skill of fucking 26. With that, I have enough land to form the Kingdom of Syria, and thus keep my lands secure from the evils of Gavelkind.

[Nude East Ireland]

S. M. Stirling is an average sci-fi author with a series of books called The Domination of Draka, where a British colony in South Africa turns into a dystopian superpower. This is unrealistic and dull, but there is one interesting thing about this series.

Adolf Hitler appears, as a blonde man with an eyepatch.

[Constaniana]

Winnie the Pooh's gritty Japanese reboot.

[Astrolinium]

Oh man, I just got an e-mail saying my poem's been accepted into my school's literary magazine.

[Agritum]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/ ... tin-poetry

Got to love Classic Studies.

[Agritum]

“I will fuck you in the ass and in the mouth, respectively; Aurelius, you sodomized ass pony and Furius, you cock-sucking pervert.”

I'm re-evaluating Catullus.

[Astrolinium]

“I will fuck you in the ass and in the mouth, respectively; Aurelius, you sodomized ass pony and Furius, you cock-sucking pervert.”

I'm re-evaluating Catullus.

I've seen dirtier stuff in Petronius.

[Agritum]

I'm re-evaluating Catullus.

I've seen dirtier stuff in Petronius.

Great dude.

Though Aristophanes is good too, if you're into Greek dirty stuff.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

There's something frankly liberating about putting on a Scottish accent to bark out "Do as you are told!" to your baffled coworkers.

[Nationstatelandsville]

There's something frankly liberating about putting on a Scottish accent to bark out "Do as you are told!" to your baffled coworkers.

Khan, put the cheese down.

[Agritum]

There's something frankly liberating about putting on a Scottish accent to bark out "Do as you are told!" to your baffled coworkers.

Khan, put the cheese down.

From personal experience, this is how an engineer usually behaves.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I've been playing this CK2 game for 26 years, and Orthodoxy is already falling to heresy.

What the fuck is with this game?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Behold! Heir to the most powerful family in human history!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw

I was listening to this song. Good song, but not the point.

The point was that one of the commentators said "Well, I was born in 2001-"

You have no idea at all how utterly baffled and caught off guard I was that there are actually people from this millennium using the Internet.

[Agritum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw

I was listening to this song. Good song, but not the point.

The point was that one of the commentators said "Well, I was born in 2001-"

You have no idea at all how utterly baffled and caught off guard I was that there are actually people from this millennium using the Internet.

Four years and they'll be adults, too.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw

I was listening to this song. Good song, but not the point.

The point was that one of the commentators said "Well, I was born in 2001-"

You have no idea at all how utterly baffled and caught off guard I was that there are actually people from this millennium using the Internet.

Four years and they'll be adults, too.

Good fucking God.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw

I was listening to this song. Good song, but not the point.

The point was that one of the commentators said "Well, I was born in 2001-"

You have no idea at all how utterly baffled and caught off guard I was that there are actually people from this millennium using the Internet.

It surprises me too, though probably much less so.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/so ... a?s=mobile

South Africa.

[Nude East Ireland]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aB2hU3axc

Ha.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/south-africa?s=mobile

South Africa.

"Move faster, human-mount. Zuma awaits!"

[Nationstatelandsville]

The world of my CK2 game has begun to collapse into madness again.

First off, the Bolegmist (or whatever) Emperor of Byzantium was overthrown; his religion was an Orthodox heresy, a type of Gnosticism, and the people hated him for it. What's interesting is who replaced him - my good friend, the King of Hungary and Croatia.

So, yes, Byzantium suddenly owns a good half of eastern Europe. The Latin Empire persists, but they only control a bunch of shitty islands off the coast of the independent Duchy of Athens.

Meanwhile, the Catholics have just declared a crusade for Anatolia against the Sunni assholes in Rum, which you'll note is right fucking next to super-Byzantium. This could get interesting.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The world of my CK2 game has begun to collapse into madness again.

First off, the Bolegmist (or whatever) Emperor of Byzantium was overthrown; his religion was an Orthodox heresy, a type of Gnosticism, and the people hated him for it. What's interesting is who replaced him - my good friend, the King of Hungary and Croatia.

So, yes, Byzantium suddenly owns a good half of eastern Europe. The Latin Empire persists, but they only control a bunch of shitty islands off the coast of the independent Duchy of Athens.

Meanwhile, the Catholics have just declared a crusade for Anatolia against the Sunni assholes in Rum, which you'll note is right fucking next to super-Byzantium. This could get interesting.

Oh lord.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The world of my CK2 game has begun to collapse into madness again.

First off, the Bolegmist (or whatever) Emperor of Byzantium was overthrown; his religion was an Orthodox heresy, a type of Gnosticism, and the people hated him for it. What's interesting is who replaced him - my good friend, the King of Hungary and Croatia.

So, yes, Byzantium suddenly owns a good half of eastern Europe. The Latin Empire persists, but they only control a bunch of shitty islands off the coast of the independent Duchy of Athens.

Meanwhile, the Catholics have just declared a crusade for Anatolia against the Sunni assholes in Rum, which you'll note is right fucking next to super-Byzantium. This could get interesting.

Oh lord.

The Nestorians, meanwhile, have built up quite a base of power.

Around Iran and Afghanistan, which you'll note is not particularly near Syria, but still.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh lord.

The Nestorians, meanwhile, have built up quite a base of power.

Around Iran and Afghanistan, which you'll note is not particularly near Syria, but still.

Afghanistan, a well known centre of Nestorianism.